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AceMos
05/10/2024
12:29 PM
#1
https://twitter.com/CaveJohnson/status/1788387592037417323
3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance*
s0nicfan
05/10/2024
12:31 PM
#2
Could I maybe get a little more context than somebody posting a picture of a letter from a fictional company?
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absolutebuffoon
05/10/2024
12:32 PM
#4
My sympathy for all the aperture science employees who lost their jobs!
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ssb_yunglink2
05/10/2024
12:32 PM
#5
uhh is there more to this or do you think Aperture labs is a real company
Hee Ho
Kaldrenthebold
05/10/2024
12:32 PM
#6
s0nicfan posted...
Could I maybe get a little more context than somebody posting a picture of a letter from a fictional company?

That's the context, it's just satire
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s0nicfan
05/10/2024
12:33 PM
#7
Kaldrenthebold posted...
That's the context, it's just satire

Does the TC know that?
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Crimson_Corsair
05/10/2024
12:33 PM
#8
AceMos topic.
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ssb_yunglink2
05/10/2024
12:33 PM
#9
Kaldrenthebold posted...
That's the context, it's just satire
The tweet is clearly satire i just cant easily tell if this topic is supposed to be
Hee Ho
__aCEr__
05/10/2024
12:34 PM
#10
You don't think this is real do you?
See you next Wednesday.
AceMos
05/10/2024
12:35 PM
#11
ill admit it i did stupidly think it was real ill close the topic my bad
3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance*
ssb_yunglink2
05/10/2024
12:37 PM
#12
AceMos posted...
ill admit it i did stupidly think it was real ill close the topic my bad
bruhh

I hope everyone remembers this when AceMos attempts to argue about politics
Hee Ho
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DuuuDe14
05/10/2024
12:38 PM
#14
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Philip027
05/10/2024
12:40 PM
#15
I'll refrain from mocking you like most everyone else is going to, and just tell you to play the Portal games. You're missing out
absolutebuffoon
05/10/2024
12:41 PM
#16
AceMos posted...
ill admit it i did stupidly think it was real ill close the topic my bad
BTW if you haven't played Portal or Portal 2 so you didn't get the references, I recommend them. Good games with fun scripts and excellent puzzles even beyond all the memes.

Cave Johnson in particular is a great character whose terrible behavior is an amazing satire.
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s0nicfan
05/10/2024
12:41 PM
#18
AceMos posted...
ill admit it i did stupidly think it was real ill close the topic my bad

Everyone makes mistakes now and again, but good on you for actually coming back to the topic and acknowledging it. It was a very respectable thing to do.
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05/10/2024
10:02 AM
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Doe
05/10/2024
12:45 PM
#22
yeah Portal 2 is great. Not your fault it's before your time
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Karovorak
05/10/2024
12:45 PM
#23
I have to say, that image is great.
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TicketOak
05/10/2024
12:45 PM
#24
lol
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Kaldrenthebold
05/10/2024
12:48 PM
#25
AceMos posted...
ill admit it i did stupidly think it was real ill close the topic my bad

Haha well okay then, this topic has taken a turn.
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Irony
05/10/2024
12:48 PM
#26
https://youtu.be/1pBiY0CL-r8?si=FjkXAgqSB-Fml_-V
See profile pic
C_Pain
05/10/2024
12:49 PM
#27
yikest of yikes
How quaint.
Nemu
05/10/2024
12:50 PM
#28
Definitely has a memorable voice if I can still hear it while reading that, despite not having played Portal 2 since shortly after its launch.
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TwoDoorPC
05/10/2024
12:52 PM
#30
i'm surprised more of you don't fall for the most basic of scams
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PaintGimmick
05/10/2024
01:03 PM
#31
TwoDoorPC posted...
i'm surprised more of you don't fall for the most basic of scams
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Tyranthraxus
05/10/2024
01:04 PM
#32
s0nicfan posted...
Could I maybe get a little more context than somebody posting a picture of a letter from a fictional company?

Did you check the name of the Twitter account?
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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ssb_yunglink2
05/10/2024
01:06 PM
#33
Tyranthraxus posted...
Did you check the name of the Twitter account?
This topic wasnt created to be satirical tho, so it was a genuine question.

AceMos just saw this tweet and immediately assumed it was real
Hee Ho
Vicious_Dios
05/10/2024
01:08 PM
#34
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b970c059.jpg
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Strider102
05/10/2024
01:10 PM
#35
This is definitely a topic of all time.
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MC_BatCommander
05/10/2024
01:11 PM
#36
This never would've happened at Black Mesa
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philsov
05/10/2024
01:13 PM
#37
MC_BatCommander posted...
This never would've happened at Black Mesa


ha ha. Fat chance.
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creativerealms
05/10/2024
01:20 PM
#39
I almost thought this was a real news story. Mainly because I am only passingly familiar with Portal.

Now I have more faith in @AceMos as I count her as a friend. I'm pretty sure she's in on the joke and didn't think this was a real story.
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AceMos
05/10/2024
01:22 PM
#40
nope i did legit fall for it
3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance*
MarcyWarcy
05/10/2024
01:25 PM
#41
been hearing some fucked up stuff about these weyland yutani dudes
Looks like this gamer's paradise has turned into a gamer's hell...............................................
David1988
05/10/2024
01:26 PM
#42
You should see what they do over at Sarif Industries or the Umbrella corporation
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TimeForAction
05/10/2024
01:26 PM
#43
I worked for a company that announced they were eliminating a department in which that department only had one employee(IT) and that employee hadnt been told yet. They decided to contract out IT work
Devilanse333
05/10/2024
01:26 PM
#44
Omni Consumer Products....

We care
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JMPzero
05/10/2024
01:28 PM
#45
Saw this yesterday and laughed hard. To see it again in a topic is quite lovely.
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Strider102
05/10/2024
01:31 PM
#46
Just wait until you hear about what's happening with the Umbrella Corporation. I don't know all the details but some things I'm hearing are kind of scary.
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creativerealms
05/10/2024
01:46 PM
#47
Devilanse333 posted...
Omni Consumer Products....

We care
Yep they are cleaning up Detroit with their vast urban renewal project known as Delta city. It will create millions of jobs for those considered worthy.
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ironman2009
05/10/2024
02:03 PM
#48
Holy shit ACME Inc just announced a reverse stock buy back
THRILLHO
Strider102
05/10/2024
02:13 PM
#49
Guys, I'm curious what you all think about the Shinra Electric Power Company. Mako seems like it has an infinite supply, they make our lives easier and they pay decent wages. What y'all think?
"I dreamt I was a moron."
Compsognathus
05/10/2024
02:15 PM
#50
Honestly getting laid off is about the best thing that can happen to an Aperture Science employees.
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