It brought us the best love story to ever grace theatres. For the first time we watched a college kid and a Texas waitress hook up over Spring Break. Not brought together by their love of boning and lack of ever needing to see the other person ever again, no. They were brought together by their love of something half as pure, but 5x as wholesome. That's right, song!
"From Justin to Kelly" launched Kelly Clarkson and Justin Linguine into super stardom and more importantly launched my heart into an area of my body where it can actually have emotions enter it. Doctors say it's pushed into my ribs and has spent the last 20 years not getting enough circulation to the rest of my body. If I had to lose my extremities for the chance to understand romance, then it's an even trade.
Thank you, Justin. Thank you, Kelly. Thank you, whatever year between 2000 and 2010 that this cinematic masterpiece came out. You the best!
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