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Patriotwolf
02/20/2025
08:40 PM
#1
Mr. and Mr.s Smith:

Angelina Jolies firm being comprised entirely of women

When Brad Pitt takes the laptop to a tech, she says she has a girlfriend


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Sariana21
02/20/2025
08:45 PM
#2
Top Gun: Maverick

There are female officers.
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Turbam
02/20/2025
08:45 PM
#3
Fox and the Hound
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Tyranthraxus
02/20/2025
08:48 PM
#5
Mrs. Doubtfire : man in drag with gay brother.
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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621
02/20/2025
08:51 PM
#6
The Matrix, Trinity was mentoring Neo omg men's rights!! making men look inferior again!
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Heineken14
02/20/2025
08:58 PM
#9
For sure Alien and Aliens. You mean a WOMAN is better and smarter than all the men? Then on top of Ripley being the bestest ever in Aliens you have Vasquez... no further needed... and even Ferro that immediately was ready to throw down before getting got.
Rage is a hell of an anesthetic.
WingsOfGood
02/20/2025
08:59 PM
#10
The Green Mile
Phoro
02/20/2025
08:59 PM
#11
The Terminator
T2: Judgment Day
Alien
Aliens
Alien
Freaked Mr. T earnestly plays a trans woman who is completely accepted.
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WingsOfGood
02/20/2025
09:00 PM
#13
Avatar
Baron_Ox
02/20/2025
09:01 PM
#14
Rocky
Trading Places
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McmadnessV3
02/20/2025
09:01 PM
#15
Most 80s horror movie protagonists

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EPR-radar
02/20/2025
09:01 PM
#16
12 Angry Men (bigots being educable, rather than hard-core about it)
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DrizztLink
02/20/2025
09:02 PM
#17
Basically any movie where the women are more than mobile boob displays and the minorities aren't 0.5-dimensional caricatures.

Just a teeny little cross-section of the innumerable things that send chuds into screaming snowflake melties.
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Chadawah
02/20/2025
09:02 PM
#18
Phoro posted...
The Terminator
T2: Judgment Day
Alien
Aliens
Alien
Freaked Mr. T earnestly plays a trans woman who is completely accepted.
Definitely T2.
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WingsOfGood
02/20/2025
09:04 PM
#20
Schindler's List
Indiana Jones
HylianFox
02/20/2025
09:06 PM
#21
WingsOfGood posted...
Schindler's List
Indiana Jones

Well yeah anything where Nazis are the bad guys is "woke"
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_Blur_
02/20/2025
09:07 PM
#22
Star Wars

There are black people. Than fanbase has made it clear how they feel about black people.
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Joelypoely
02/20/2025
09:12 PM
#23
Bungee Jumping of Their Own

A gay relationship between a teacher and one of his students (who he later discovers is the reincarnation of his deceased wife!)
Heineken14
02/20/2025
09:12 PM
#24
Phoro posted...
Freaked Mr. T earnestly plays a trans woman who is completely accepted.

There is a youtube channel I came across where this black hood dude reviews hood movies that is fucking hilarious... but there is a movie from 2000 where Ving Rhames is a gay cross dresser... yeah that'd absolutely be another one.
Rage is a hell of an anesthetic.
ssjevot
02/20/2025
09:12 PM
#25
Remember the Titans.
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Aztex
02/20/2025
09:22 PM
#26
Mortal Kombat Annihilation

White male lead dies at the start of the movie
Native American shares his wisdom
Asian lead
Black male removes enhanced cybernetic arms to show his inner natural born strength
Main bad guy is white male
Women lead as well
White male god gives away his god status and becomes human

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Patriotwolf
02/21/2025
01:22 AM
#27
Tyranthraxus posted...
Mrs. Doubtfire : man in drag with gay brother.

That's a big one I think
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Glob
02/21/2025
01:25 AM
#28
I immediately thought of the Alien franchise and the Terminator franchise.
ROBBAN
02/21/2025
01:41 AM
#29
Phoro posted...
The Terminator
T2: Judgment Day

You forgot Terminator 3. The new Terminator is a woman

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Monopoman
02/21/2025
01:47 AM
#30
ROBBAN posted...
You forgot Terminator 3. The new Terminator is a woman

She is also a superior model of Terminator in every way to the T-800, aka Arnold.
Getting too damn old for this crap!
bigtiggie23
02/21/2025
01:51 AM
#31
Birth of a Nation wouldn't be woke, that's for sure.
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Sayoria
02/21/2025
02:04 AM
#32
Any movie where a woman is anything but a house wife slaving for her husband.
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ai123
02/21/2025
02:09 AM
#33
Any WW2 film where a certain group is defeated just for having 'a different opinion'.
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TMOG
02/21/2025
02:18 AM
#34
Blazing Saddles
cjsdowg
02/21/2025
02:22 AM
#35
Predator. You have two black seals a native American seal, Americans being hunted.
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Phoro
02/21/2025
03:15 AM
#36
Heineken14 posted...
There is a youtube channel I came across where this black hood dude reviews hood movies that is fucking hilarious... but there is a movie from 2000 where Ving Rhames is a gay cross dresser... yeah that'd absolutely be another one.

I gotta look into that one lol
Also reminded me of another one for the topic: To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything!

It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin
008Zulu
02/21/2025
03:18 AM
#37
Lethal Weapon, a black cop.
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bloodyarts
02/21/2025
05:14 AM
#38
008Zulu posted...
Lethal Weapon, a black cop.
There are Black cops, and even self-proclaimed Black nazis (see: Mark Robinson).
What's woke about Lethal Weapon is that the Black man is actually present in the home and the lives of his children, while the white male lead is basically a homeless psycho, but he's a killing machine and firearms expert, so that evens things out a bit ('Murica!).

Let's note even talk about Lethal Weapon 2 and the antagonists of that movie.
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Patriotwolf
02/21/2025
05:41 AM
#39
Glory
"You're just one big headache, and I got a pistol full of aspirin"
DUKLegend
02/21/2025
05:44 AM
#40
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

"I am no man"
The_Wheelman1
02/21/2025
08:24 AM
#41
Charlie's Angels
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DipDipDiver
02/21/2025
08:28 AM
#42
Roots
Sack to crack, going to town
KCJ5062
02/21/2025
08:32 AM
#43
Can't think of a movie at the moment, so I'll list a cartoon. Justice League. If it came out in modern times people would be calling it "woke" for using John Stewart and Hawkgirl instead of Hal Jordan and Aquaman.
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Euripides
02/21/2025
08:50 AM
#44
Alien is a great one:

"Ripley is a Mary Sue!"
"Why isn't she wearing makeup?"
"Why does she have to be so manly?"
"Why aren't her boobs bigger?"
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BeefEaster
02/21/2025
08:51 AM
#45
Any slasher movie with a "final girl". Which was pretty much all of them.
EDF-5
02/21/2025
09:11 AM
#46
Se7en
Heineken14
02/21/2025
09:15 AM
#47
Phoro posted...
I gotta look into that one lol
Also reminded me of another one for the topic: To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything!

The movie is called Holiday Heart. The YouTube channel is primms good cinema. His videos are hilarious. He an all-star.
Rage is a hell of an anesthetic.
evilpresident
02/21/2025
09:28 AM
#48
I imagine American History X would be considered woke? Then again, whoever would scream about it being woke probably would just keep the curb stomping scene on loop and not see the rest of the movie.
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Hayame_Zero
02/21/2025
09:30 AM
#49
Annie Get Your Gun.

Gatorade even used Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better from it a few years ago, and chuds complained about it.
...I think I'm done here...
Antiyonder
02/21/2025
10:47 AM
#50
Back to the Future Part II and I'm surprised it wasn't mentioned already.

Hell Valley Biff is indeed a take that to Trump. Replaced the Hill Valley Courthouse with a casino/hotel tower and owns the police.

Additionally Marty's house in that timeline had a black family living there. Father of said family mentions the realtor trying to scare them out of the home.
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