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https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/elon-musk-doge-the-daily-show-jon-stewart-1236321930/

Lmao, jon stewart would eat dat guy alive, and if he wants unedited, dey should make it a live event but we all know musk is a coward tbh
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Musk probably figures he will be able to just yell over him, spout out some BS and ignore Jon whenever actual facts and evidence are brought up, Just like standard GQP policy really
If it actually happens it'll be a 50-50 between Musk mumbling and stuttering his way through simple sentences as always, or it'll be him awkwardly shoehorning stupid shit he's read off meme captions into everything
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No. Musk will not have enough control over the venue to protect himself.
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Nope.
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This is the guy who in another interview - when asked if he thinks tweeting political opinions and antisemitic conspiracy theories was killing his site - just responded by quoting Inigo Montoya's "you killed my father" speech.

He would get destroyed.
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Hell probably make up some lame excuse to avoid it like he did when ducking the fight Zuckerberg challenged him to.
Srk700 posted...
Hell probably make up some lame excuse to avoid it like he did when ducking the fight Zuckerberg challenged him to.
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Srk700 posted...
Hell probably make up some lame excuse to avoid it like he did when ducking the fight Zuckerberg challenged him to.

Didn't his mom get involved lol
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I doubt Musk will actually go through with it but would love to see Stewart shred him up Carlson style
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Ivynn posted...
Didn't his mom get involved lol
i think she did which added more to how much of a wuss musk is so yeah as other said he won't go
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Hayame_Zero posted...
This is the guy who in another interview - when asked if he thinks tweeting political opinions and antisemitic conspiracy theories was killing his site - just responded by quoting Inigo Montoya's "you killed my father" speech.

He would get destroyed.

lol what the hell. When/where was this. Christ I hate him SO MUCH
Raiden2909 posted...
Musk probably figures he will be able to just yell over him, spout out some BS and ignore Jon whenever actual facts and evidence are brought up, Just like standard GQP policy really
Musk isnt a public speaker. He definitely can't yell over Jon. Maybe spaz out per usual, but he'd lose in a 1 on 1 discussion with anyone who's an actual public speaker.

Especially given how Musk is definitely on the spectrum. Musk is absolutely no where near as clever or genius that his cult thinks he is. (I'm not saying him being a the spectrum, translates to him being dumb, just that he's both.)
Felon Musk would get decimated by Jonathan.
Elon Musk is a walking, talking shitpost. Jon Stewart will shred him to bits.
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Srk700 posted...
Hell probably make up some lame excuse to avoid it like he did when ducking the fight Zuckerberg challenged him to.

Elon: "My mom said I'm not allowed to be interviewed by Jewish people. Sorry. Seig heil!"

His cult simps: "He's not a Nazi, we swear!"

Rage is a hell of an anesthetic.
Elon is a fucking coward. No way he shows
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He will leave mid interview and say he is gonna fine John using the FCC and it will actually happen
Elon will chicken out for sure.
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He will just keep moving the goalposts. He already has said he wants it streamed onx
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Even Tucker Carlson got BTFO by Jon and Carlson is a goddamn pro at this shit. Musk would be fucking destroyed so hard he'd storm out mid show for sure.
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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I fully expect Apartheid Clyde to not actually go on the show, he's too much of a coward.
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I'm worried Musk will use this as a excuse to have Jon thrown in jail somehow.
Elmo wants it unedited right? Which to him means edited the fuck to support his ass.
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LightHawKnight posted...
Elmo wants it unedited right? Which to him means edited the fuck to support his ass.
He wants an unedited live broadcast.

Well that's what he says before he backs out and cancels it all.
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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Musk would probably try the same tired shit that Tucker Carlson did way back on CrossFire by acting surprised and telling Jon Stewart that he thought Jon was a funny guy and and didn't expect him to be so mean.
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a show where he isn't being grovelled at by the host? He's not gonna do it
Why not go all in?
s0nicfan posted...
Musk would probably try the same tired shit that Tucker Carlson did way back on CrossFire by acting surprised and telling Jon Stewart that he thought Jon was a funny guy and and didn't expect him to be so mean.

I think people should temper their expectations a little as well. This has as much chance of happening as his 5k checks, but Jon isn't going to be a massive dickhead to him. He'll still be cordial even though he will present facts/etc... I think it would end up being like the Crossfire bit, but I think a lot of people have it in their head that he would come out and immediately punch Elon, call him a dumb lying **** and piss on him and I just picture a lot of "Wow, Jon got cucked by Elon and went alt-right and covered for him!" after the fact.
Rage is a hell of an anesthetic.
Tyranthraxus posted...
He wants an unedited live broadcast.

Well that's what he says before he backs out and cancels it all.

Is there such a thing as an edited live broadcast? Is it the stupid I was told there would be no fact checking garbage?
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LightHawKnight posted...
Is there such a thing as an edited live broadcast? Is it the stupid I was told there would be no fact checking garbage?

Yeah, some networks delay the broadcast to censor things if needed. In China sometimes when watching news of a foreign station it just goes black for a while. I think in America it's just for like sports events to prevent someone whipping their dick out or swearing or whatever.
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Tyranthraxus posted...
He wants an unedited live broadcast.

Well that's what he says before he backs out and cancels it all.

Wouldn't Jon be at an advantage in that situation
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LightHawKnight posted...
Is there such a thing as an edited live broadcast? Is it the stupid I was told there would be no fact checking garbage?

What they'd claim is an edited live broadcast is if there's a like minute delay on the broadcast so that sufficiently offensive stuff can be beeped out or something. That's all chuds would need to pretend that the video was edited and made up nonsense.
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MC_BatCommander posted...
Wouldn't Jon be at an advantage in that situation
Yes. By a lot.
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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Musk will bring his mother.
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CobraGT posted...
Musk will bring his mother.

In seriousness, I wonder if he would bring his kid out with him and have him sit on his lap or something. To take metaphorical bullets for him this time.
Rage is a hell of an anesthetic.
Musk might do it because he knows the game is over and he's won. It doesn't really matter it Stewart makes Musk look like shit. Facts don't matter and Elon Musk is the shadow president.

Like when he went on JRE and had that whole stupid debacle with him being an "expert POE2 player", then he streamed himself having barely any idea how the game worked. Because it didn't matter that Musk was just lying - what are you gonna do about it?
John Stewart? The same guy who costed John Cena the title? Smh!
How quaint.
Maybe he can pay someone to go on and pretend to be him.
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Jon should start by asking him if he'd like some sugar water.
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Musk refused to fight Zuckerberg.

really doubt he's gonna debate Jon since he's such a tremendous coward...
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