Nee/Maniac
Stifled
XIII
david
TheLostEd
eaed
*sits across from DpOblivion at the desk placed directly in the center of the ring, with the mic...*
I have spent weeks pandering to the crowd, getting everyone hyped up for our match at The CamPAIN Trail. But let me assure you that my mind is ultimately focused on what's going to happen in this ring. It doesn't matter what match the people vote for us to take part in, because I know for a
fact
that we will beat the hell out of each other until one man is left standing. One thing I can truly tell you is this: do not expect me to make this easy for you.
This belt was the reason I came back to the UCA two years ago, and I've won it four times since returning. I was voted UCA Superstar of the Year upon my first full year back on a full time schedule, and I haven't slowed down since, even in a dead period where my mind was in a coma for almost a year, but my body managed to lay boots to asses like nobody's business. At the CamPAIN Trail, everyone else will be battling at the bottom of the mountain, but the top where the throne sits goes all the way up into the stratosphere, which again is only reserved for Zero Signal and DpOblivion.
When it is all said and done, we will both be looked at by the rest of the UCA as undisputed, immortalized legends. If the UCA had a network for $10 a month, they'd air specials on us. If the UCA had a video game, we'd appear on the cover together. If the UCA had a toy market, kids would buy our double pack to go with their Hellevator toy set and their BEAR action figure. But the most important statement is that I plan on taking this belt with me to the UCA's grave when Epopmania X ends. So if you want to take this belt whenever you desire... you're gonna have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.
*signs contract*
