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Speaking of Lou Thesz!



How much of Lou Thesz's microphone can you fit into YOUR mouth?

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The thing about Malenko/Benoit is that had the not done two five minute overtimes, and just had one ten minute overtime, the bikers probably wouldn't have started booing them.

Also, taggage.

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Sure, go ahead.

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A funny thing about the nWo.

According to some old dirtsheets, Nash would have been pushed as the top heel on Raw, with the nWo a force to be reckoned with. Triple H would've ended up turning down the nWo offer, got beaten up, and would have been the top face on Raw going against his old allies.

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Bumpage.

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Bumpage.

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Taggage.

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The only logical thing I can come up with is that AJ/Dixie are actually having an affair, and the random woman was probably someone Daniels knew personally, and they are exploiting her to screw with him. Or something.

Dammit, I watch two straight episodes of Impact, and I realize why I stopped watching it.

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It's ridiculous. You'd think the people who run Funnyjunk would've seen what happened to a certain other website that took images and videos without permission.

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Is it sad that I want to hire them now in EWR (well, if they were actually in the database.)

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Morning bumpage.

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Only 35 more posts to go!

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Saw that a few weeks back. That was amazing.

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Bumpage.

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And a Sunday Bumpage.

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Whenever they have released a VHS/DVD of Shorts, it's been shorts that were from the series.

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Both jobs were on the line. I watched a few seconds of the match, and both Lawler and Coachman (remember when they were the announcers? Yikes.) both stated that point.

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After a quick search, I found two other matches with the "You're Fired/loser leaves Raw" Stipulation

John Cena beat Chris Jericho in a You're Fired match from the August 22nd, 2005 Raw

John Cena beat Edge for the WWE Title in a TLC match at Unforgiven 2006 (had John Cena lost, he would have been forced to leave Raw)


He also had a Loser Leaves Summerslam team against Chris Jericho in August 2010, but that really doesn't count.

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Better question: how many "If John Cena loses, he's fired/loser leaves Raw" matches has he been involved in? I remember that being a recurring stipulation in his feuds.

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Bumpage.

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Started on the outside, only to realize holding the middle grip was far better.

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El Bumpo

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Bumpage.

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Boy: Caden
Girl: Maria

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Taggage.

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The "Lost" Short: Assignment: Venezuela
Riffers: Tom Servo, Mike Nelson, and Crow T. Robot (Trace Beaulieu)

Plot Synopsis: An American oil executive struggles to assimilate after he is transferred to South America, and he describes his life in a foreign land in letters to his wife and children.

A little backstory: Assignment: Venezuela (and an actual lost short, Mylar: What's it to You) were supposed to be part of a CD-ROM project that unfortunately got canceled when the company producing it (Voyager) downsized due to the CD-ROM market bottoming out. Originally, the only way people saw this short was a bootleg of a recording from the second MST3K convention. Years later, it was eventually released on VHS (and later) DVD sets.


Review:

The short is what you expect. The executive has been reassigned to a country where he doesn't speak the native tongue, and he adapts to the new settings.

As far as shorts go, this is one of the funnier ones I've seen. Maybe it's due to the fact that they weren't strapped down to any censors, but the riffs are a tad dirtier here than what you'd expect from the crew (Though, it doesn't quite hit the level of dirtiness set by MST3K: The Movie.) Another positive is that there was no time length, so the short clocks in at twenty-four minutes long, making one of (if not THE longest) short riffed in MST3K history.

I would highly recommend you finding this short on Youtube and watching it. 9/10

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Eli Cottonwood's been on WWE's payroll since the end of NXT 2? I always thought he went back to his home planet.

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Hurt GTM

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Postage.

Clearly, my tag should be some WCW luchador or jobber. So I'm fully expecting Super Calo, The Gambler, (or if I'm really lucky) El Dandy

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Damn right, and it should be!

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Also:

https://twitter.com/JerryLawler/status/212479792153505792

Josh Mathews: New Undelivered Domino's Pizza Champion?

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Aside from the fact that Vince McMahon was in WAY too many segments, I actually enjoyed Raw last night. It wasn't their best show of the year by any means, but at no point did I actually want to leave the room early.

I'm curious if we're going to have a running theme of 'old Raw Main Eventer' squashing Heath Slater (or at least a jobber) each week. If so, I hope they bring in different people we haven't seen a thousand times before.

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So.. Jerry Lawler is now the inaugural Undelivered Domino's Pizza Champion?

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Daily bumpage.

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And bumpage again.

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I thought Jerry Jarrett sold off USWA before it went out of business? Though I would assume he still had control over the CWA stuff..

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Jakyl25 posted...

But yeah I'd say the CWA and USWA tape libraries are now the top dead companies they don't own the library of, which in the case of the USWA is kind of ironic considering the co-operation between WWE and USWA at the time of the latter's existence.

You'd think the WWE would swoop in and get the USWA library, and release the Summer/Fall of 1993 almost immediately on DVD, but I assume the rights are held by someone the WWE either can't contact, don't want to contact, or in the hands of multiple people (wouldn't Jerry Lawler be one of them?)

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Bumpage.

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http://www.pwinsider.com/ViewArticle.php?id=37526&p=1

The UWF (Bill Watts)/Mid South Wrestling tape libraries are now under WWE ownership.

What 'major' promotion tape libraries are left? The various Memphis promotions (discounting Memphis Championship Wrestling)?

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Cinematic Titanic? I've heard it was pretty good. (I mentioned it in an earlier post if you want details.)

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On a semi-related note, a favorite callback riff contest would be fun to watch too..

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By that point, weren't most of the people involved in all the great games gone?

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Idiot Control Now.

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You know what would be an interesting topic of debate? The best MST3K song. Their version of Gamera had me in stitches, but who can forget such classics as A Patrick Swayze Christmas, Hired! The Musical, The Sandy Frank Song, or Who Will I Kill?

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GAMERA! GAMERA! Gamera is really neat! Gamera is filled with meat! WE ALL LOVE YOU GAMERA!

Sorry, I've had that stuck in my head forever..

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Bumpage again.

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Taggage

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Bumpage.

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Sure..

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