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seriously read my summary above, I know it's long but HOLY S***

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SUPERMAN SPOILERS

-opens with some dark skinned minority choking Lois. Superman shows up in like 2 seconds, and it's all like "look how fast he got there." I get it, Superman is fast.
-he burns the minority woman's arm and she lets Lois go. Superman flies Lois to the outskirts of Metropolis
-he goes back and tries to find evil Minority Woman and she flies out of nowhere and punches superman really hard. "I felt that," he remarked. If she's strong enough to hurt Superman, why did she flinch when he used a tiny bit of heat vision that was meant to just make a human winch? shouldn't she be super invlunerable?
-she goes on to talk about how she is SUPERMAN'S SHADOW BLAH BLAH I AM ALL YOUR FEEEEAR (ITSELF)
-superman kicks her and goes "UNF! WHAT YOU ARE IS ANNOYING." I read it like he's saying it in a teen girl voice and it sounds better
-she laser visions his hand and superman is like AHHH HOW ARE YOU SO STRONG STOP THAT
-she starts saying I AM FROM EARTH! THIS IS MY HOME! then she makes superman fly away with her so they dont hurt anyone.
-Superman yells OPEN THE LIGHTNING DOOR (what) and it warps them to what appears to be either limbo or the artist not wanting to draw a background

-her origin is that she touched a Kryptonian Sunstone at the same time Superman was passing by during his "Sad Superman Walk Across America." Wtf? Is this a real thing? Also, it shows him walking by COMPLETELY ALONE. wouldn't he have followers like Forrest Gump or at least media coverage?
-the stone projected all of superman's evil "you should just let go and take over the world" thoughts into her head and she became evil (ok...)
-she apparently has been ****ing with his mind for the past few issues, making his dreams scary and making him fight shadows that weren't there. I imagine this isn't a satisfying reveal to people who have been reading this.
-apparently she superman hear someone say "you are a gun" when they are really saying "you are our hero." I think I remember this. I feel like that's a bull**** retcon or something.

-superman goes "lol i am not even depressed anymore," grabs the stone, thinks of really happy thoughts, yells EXPECTO PATRONUM and the stone blows up.
-he gives some motivational speech to her about how there must always be a superman even though she's unconscious.
-goes home, makes out with lois, cheesy dialogue,
-montage of superman chilling with other heroes like Steel and... a girl in the Blue Superman outfit? the hell? what is this
-OH HE IS GIVING THEM SUPER WATCHES
--he gives them to Super-Chief, Steel, Iron Munro, Livewire, Superboy and Supergirl and...
-THIS WAS ALL A DOCUMENTARY MADE BY PEOPLE IN THE FUTURE
-ALL THE TVS IN THE FUTURE ARE SHAPED LIKE A SUPERMAN LOGO
-the people who are watching are the SUPERMAN SQUAD of the future. they're all teens in superman outfits that look like they were mad ein DC Universe Online's character creation system
-old DC universe future canon: fragments of sunstone fall to earth and lots of people get superman powers and his ideals, world is now a better place.
-also shows that crazy minority woman reformed and became a new superwoman
-wow
-ends with superman flying and carrying lois. he winks kinda like "I am getting laid awww yeah" before THE eND

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no, not in a plane. like winking into a window of the future?

I dunno I dont read this

it's weird

also superman looks like a fruit on the cover

real fruity

like tang

mmmmmmm

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~Zen

Superman ends with him winking at someone in a plane and it's like FOREVER FIGHTING FOR TRUTH, JUSTICE AND THE AMERICAN WAY

the end

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I didn't see a new ASM

weird

I dont think it was out, I dont remember any subscribers getting any

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~Zen

Ultimate Fallout #4
Punisher #1
X-23 #13
Avengers Academy #17
Herc #6
Mystic #1
15 Love #3 (what)
Thunderbolts #161

Flashpoint #4
Flashpoint Deathstroke #3
Batman Dark Knight blah blah #3
Superman #714
Secret Six #36

INFINITE #1

Also:
Marvel Previews 96

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at the shop

new UltimateFallout came in a bag! wtf

opened it up and it shows new spider-man beating up thugs

nothing else really, will post write-up later

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~Zen

way better than this lizard

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no it is lizard going licky licky

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LIZARD

in

SPIDER-MAN

licking

GIRLS

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what if it actually works

WHAT IF HALO

Marvel has to PLAN

be READY

like batman

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lol i put it on facebook and my hispanic friend was like THIS IS STUPID DONT MAKE PEOPLE MINORITIES TO APPEAL TO ME

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when does this come out? I wanna read it and piss on it after

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We have an African-American president, so why not an African-American Spider-Man, too?

Revealed in Marvel Comics’ Ultimate Fallout Issue 4, out Wednesday, the new Spider-Man in the Ultimate universe is a half-black, half-Hispanic teen named Miles Morales. He takes over the gig held by Peter Parker, who was killed in Ultimate Spider-Man Issue 160 in June.

In his first appearance, he simply breaks up a fight. But readers will learn the true origin of Morales and how he became the new Spider-Man when Ultimate Spider-Man relaunches in September with a new No. 1 issue.

“The theme is the same: With great power comes great responsibility,” says writer Brian Michael Bendis. “He’s going to learn that. Then he has to figure out what that means.”

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AND HALF HISPANIC

OH THE MINORITY

thats pretty cool for marvel to do that, it's a risk kinda cuz I know quite a lot of my customers like the white bread

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no idea

half black

story on bleeding cool, didnt get to read it yet

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~Zen

ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN REBOOT SPOILERS



oh man minority spider-man

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did he beat superman

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it would scare the s*** out of me if it was like

look out window and there is a slenderman

turn around

slenderman is at window looking in

turn around

slenderman is inside house

I'd die

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yeah it's real

it's scary enough for me, this is like a "thing" with me

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i can't

i can't fathom this

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OK!!

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going to get my books tomorrow

anyone need anything

http://www.previewsworld.com/public/shipping/newreleases.txt

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~Zen

just use a bunch of low angle shots and bane'll look plenty big

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yeeeeah 70s

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animated series batman preorder skin IS THE BEST

if only there was animated series harley

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LOL

...

LOL

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From: PartOfYourWorld | #352
I might have spent more time watching fighting games this weekend than I have playing fighting games all year.

I was gonna agree but then I remembered UMvC3

DAT ROCKET RACCOON

DAT PHOENIX WRIGHT

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is there anything else tonight?

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oh well

nice try

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EL OH EL

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wtf incredible

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LOL daigo

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YES

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this is incredible

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MISS TROOOOOOOOON

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WOW

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NOOOOO I don't care anymore

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From: blindhobo13 | #319
Does anyone have the low bandwith stream link?

http://www.ustream.tv/channel-popup/evo-low

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TAKE THAT PHOENIX HUGGER

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lol

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WOW wong

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tag

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From: HeroDelTiempo17 | #294
Oh, hi there Bane.



elaboration: This is apparently Bane from Dark Knight Returns

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what's next?

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Tekken was boring. I never played it in real life so watching it was grating. What is this crap that if one of your guys dies the match ends even if the other one in fine?

bullllllllll

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Really? My stream is fine for once.

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