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From Kanye's last album - which is crazy good, by the by:

We make 'em say 'ho' cause the game is so pimpish/ Choke a 'South Park' writer with a fish stick.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

Some genius you are.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

Saw Santorum, thought of posting "More like San 'BORE' um"

Saw Kim Jong-un, thought of posting a huge rant about how North Korea is the most fascinating country on the planet, and including links to trailers of documentaries about the country.

Jesus, I ****ing love how crazy North Korea is.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

#14: Tyrion Lannister

“Never forget who you are, for surely the world won’t. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.”
-Tyrion Lannister

Yeah... Tyrion. Number 14.

Tyrion. Tyrion, Tyrion, Tyrion.

Now, I just want to say this: Tyrion is my 14th favorite character in a saga which has dozens of major players and hundreds of minor players. Him being 14th isn't a slam on the little dude by any means. But...

Alright, here's the true facts. Tyrion was completely awesome in the first two books. He was clever, he was charming, he was devious... he was all the normal Tyrion crap. Then the Battle on the Blackwater came. And don't get me wrong, I completely love the Battle on the Blackwater. It's probably my favorite part of the entire series up to this point. Like, 7 or 8 chapters devoted to this dope-ass battle with ships and pyromancers and trebuchets? Holy **** yes, count me in. And when Tyrion rode into battle (LIKE A BOSS) I was totally cheering for him. The chapter where he was slicing dudes down is one of my favorites in the entire series so far. But then...

Afterwards...

Tyrion turns dark. And that's to be expected, to a certain extent. If you or I were a dwarf and had slowly learned to come to terms with our permanent disfigurement, we probably wouldn't welcome yet another, yet alone one so obvious.

So Tyrion loses his nose and some of the rest of his face and comes into sort of a malaise, which is cool. Don't get me wrong, I'd be in the same exact malaise. I like my face. It does me good. But losing a nose? **** that ****.

Yadda yadda yadda, Tyrion kills his dad, runs off to another continent, becomes a slave, meets another dwarf, hangs out with Jorah Mormont, almost gets killed in a gladiator's pit, etc.. But none of that stuff really matters when it comes to how much I like Tyrion.

I like Tyrion because he's one of the most dynamic and interesting characters I've ever read in fiction. He's clearly well-adapted to high society, but in A Dance With Dragons he's also equally well-adapted to living as a slave. He's very, very, smart, and he knows when to hold his cards. He knows that the deck is stacked against him and so he has to be smart about his plays. And he nearly always is.

The Tyrion Lannister.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

That's right I just called you a southerner.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

I don't know anybody that does this.

People in the north tend to speak correctly.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

Hm, well this topic was relevant for about two seconds. It's back up for me.

Go home folks, nothing to see here.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/google.com

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

#14 up tonight!

ARE YOU ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEAT?

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

XFD

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

Seriously, he's the worst.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

I just found out about him a few days ago.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

I should probably read this and see how this has gotten 200 posts. I just drunkenly posted a link.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

GANON1025 posted...
If you insult Super Bass, then you insult me.

I want all the lyrics to Super Bass on my gravestone. No more, no less. I don't settle for anything less than perfection.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

I mean, it's like the best pot pie you've ever had only a thousand times as good.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

A filet covered in paté and mushrooms and shallots and mmmmmmm and then wrapped in a puff pastry and baked to tender medium succulent perfection?

I seriously think I've found my new favorite meal.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

I just want Zach to admit that McDonald's is horrible for you.

We all agree that mixing ammonia and bleach in your face is a bad idea.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

I'll make the trip down to Tennessee just to hang out with Donald Glover.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

Oh wow I hadn't even checked out the dressings. Those are all awful for you.

And people will most likely be sucking down at least 20 ounces of soda while they're eating these things, too. So really, somebody who orders a salad at McDonald's will be taking in around 900 calories, getting half of their fat and nearly 75% of their sodium, all in one meal. Sure, it's healthier than getting a double Quarter Pounder, but it's still terrible for you.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

http://nutrition.mcdonalds.com/nutritionexchange/nutritionfacts.pdf

Even their salads are borderline. Their side salad has a really low caloric content but also has nearly no nutritional value other than filling space in your internal acid sack. Some of the salads (like the Premium Bacon Ranch Salad with Crispy Chicken - which is also the most delicious-sounding of the salads there) are flat-out bad for you, with a third of your daily fat and saturated fat coming from it, not to mention 870 grams of sodium.

Of course if you get a salad without any of the meat on it they seem to be pretty on the level, but who goes to McDonald's to not eat meat?

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

Holy crap Super Street Fighter 6, eh?

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

These dudes have, like, 2500 PP! I have around 300 PP and 1400 BP with mah main man Dudz.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

Yeah, if you're already a huge 700 pound fat tub.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

Worse than mixing ammonia and bleach in your face?

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

Yes, but would you say that eating McDonald's every day is more harmful than smoking half a pack of cigarettes each day?

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

I dunno man, this was my first rodeo.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

Sure, Butz. I'm sure you would.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

+3 TRE
+2 MSG
+1 Silverliner182V
-1 Daranix
-2 Haste_2
-3 tcaz2

With the exception of TRE and tcaz I don't have any real recollection of anybody else in this round.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

And I gotta say, it was wonderful! I feel great, relaxed, my entire body is loose and limber. For about an hour after it finished I felt pretty stoned. The only problem is I had to fart the entire time! I kept it in because I'm not an awful person, but when I got out? Damn. That was the worst thing I've ever expelled from my body.

tl:dr: Get a massage! It'll make you fart!

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

Viktor Vaughn posted...
Two scientists with the Harvard–Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics stated that when, and even whether, the two galaxies collide will depend on Andromeda's transverse velocity.[1] Based on current calculations they predict a 50% chance that in a merged galaxy the solar system will be swept out three times farther from the galactic core than it is currently located.[1] They also predict a 12% chance that the Solar System will be ejected from the new galaxy some time during the collision.[6] Such an event would have no adverse effect on the system and chances of any sort of disturbance to the Sun or planets themselves may be remote.[6][7]


i love this

We're hardcore, we're hardcore.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

Super jealous!

I've always been absolutely fascinated by the Universe and how it functions, but I just don't have the physics mind needed to become an Astronomer.

... I think.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

More like dog amirite

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

Well this is certainly discomfiting.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Colliding_Galaxies_Create_Active_Galactic_Nuclei.OGG

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

Completely agreed. It's a ridiculous image.

That said, Macho Man was awesome. The hippie bakery a few blocks away from here even did an homage to him on their chalkboard when he died.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

Okay that's a good one.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

My grandmothers are both dead.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

Son of *****

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

You literally saw a tornado form

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

In a heartbeat.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

From: shadosneko | #003
I don't believe that's what'd happen.

I don't think that really takes effects of gravity into account.

Hey man I'm just going by what science says.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

Such collisions are relatively common, however. Andromeda, for example, is believed to have collided with at least one other galaxy in the past,[5] and several dwarf galaxies such as SagDEG are currently colliding with the Milky Way and being merged into it.

Wait what

There are seriously four other galaxies crashing into the Milky Way right now?

Also augh, Milky Way? Really? It's such a gross name. We should rename it Saganalaxy.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

Even if he were to use his arms and a paintbrush.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andromeda%E2%80%93Milky_Way_collision

Each galaxy contains over a hundred billion stars, which is 100 million trillion possible collisions. Nevertheless, the chance of even two stars colliding is negligible because of the huge distances between them. For example, the nearest star to the Sun is Proxima Centauri, about thirty million solar diameters away. If the sun were a ping-pong ball in Paris, the equivalent Proxima would be a pea-sized ball in Berlin (and our galaxy would be 12 million miles wide—about a third of the distance to Mars).

Stars are much denser near the galactic centers—the average separation is only 100 billion miles. But that is still a density which is about equal to one ping-pong ball every two miles. Thus, it is extremely unlikely that any two stars may collide, and the two galaxies would swirl through each other like two clouds.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

HE'S TALKING ABOUT HIS SPERM

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

"Dude, I was online last night and then this dude, fetus, yeah that's what he calls himself, yeah, anyhow, he said that he thinks I'm cool. Commence high fives."

And then you and your friends will just stand around and do a bunch of high fives. Standing high fives, jumping high fives, jumping freeze-frame high fives. It'll just be so good.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

Love ya, bro.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

I could, but I like JC and want his topics to get as many posts as possible so he has high self-esteem.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar

Oh hey it's JC

- JCs mom's diary

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar