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TopicAlright, B8. Let's do it.
SMOKEDOG42O
02/13/12 11:02:00 PM
#5
Wait what

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
Topici hope my mom wasn't wearing contacts or her glasses
SMOKEDOG42O
02/13/12 11:02:00 PM
#24
"Oh hey, my son is a functioning sexual entity. Good. I'm glad I didn't raise a creepy no-sex freak. Now if he'd only get a girlfriend."

- Walker's mom's diary

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicAlright, B8. Let's do it.
SMOKEDOG42O
02/13/12 11:00:00 PM
#2
Do what?

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicMetal Gear Solid 3 so good (MGS3 spoilers)
SMOKEDOG42O
02/13/12 10:49:00 PM
#97
Didn't MGS3 get a ton of **** on this board when it came out?

I mean yeah, I'm glad everybody's come around to realize just how amazing of an experience it is, but still. Y'all were stupid back in the day.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
Topicfetus gives his top 25 characters in the A Song of Ice and Fire series [SPOILAZ]
SMOKEDOG42O
02/13/12 10:26:00 PM
#163
#15: Sansa Stark

"You're awful."
-Sansa Stark

So I watch the first season of GoT and I love it. It is just the best show. So good. And as a result I start reading these books, and when I do and I get to a Sansa chapter I dread it. The feeling in my guts at this point isn't that dissimilar from the feeling when you're at the top of one of those rides at an amusement park where you strap in and it raises you up this pole and then holds you there for a minute or so before it drops you. The feeling of, "Augh, what have I gotten myself into? Is this going to be worth it?"

And for a while, at least, the Sansa chapters aren't. Well, at least not the first time I read them. At first I would think that Sansa's a stupid prissy little girl who's super-emotional and has no idea what the hell's going on around her. But then I started to like her chapters because they were the only view we had into the events unfolding inside of King's Landing. But then I started to like her chapters because they were her chapters. Because Sansa is awesome.

I mean check this: Sansa is a prissy little girl. She's the daughter of a Lord, but not just any Lord, Ned ****ing Stark, the Warden of the North and the best friend of the King. So she's used to living with certain amenities. She probably had, like, silk everything. And so her dad gets killed and she might get tried for treason and her entire family is who the **** knows where, but what does she do? She keeps her cool and learns to pay attention to what's going on around her. She desperately wants out because **** the Lannisters, they killed her ****ing dad, but she's not stupid about it. She realizes that she's a prissy little girl and she uses that to her advantage. She doesn't make a dash for it; she comes up with a plan and sticks to it and does a damn good job.

So yadda yadda her plan wasn't actually entirely hers (right?) and she eventually gets taken in by Littlefinger (this was another HOLY **** AWESOME moment for me) and now they're hanging out with that awful little creature Robert Arryn, owning The Vale and generally plotting a bunch of **** because **** the Lannisters, they killed her ****ing dad.

tl;dr: Sansa gets a lot of crap for being a wimpy lady but she's actually full of guts and balls and intelligence and I love her for it.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicDear B8,
SMOKEDOG42O
02/13/12 10:12:00 PM
#2
That's why you buy people diamonds. A DIAMOND IS FOREVER.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicWhat are your Valentine's Day plans?
SMOKEDOG42O
02/13/12 9:38:00 PM
#12
My fiancée and I are getting a massage in the morning, then I'll drop her off at work and run around buying her a few gifts. Once she gets out we're taking the ferry to Peaks Island (her favorite place) where I've gotten us a reservation at the Inn at Peaks for dinner.

Then I will get laid like crazy because that's an awesome Valentine's Day.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicGolf is more interesting than NASCAR.
SMOKEDOG42O
02/13/12 7:05:00 PM
#12
Golf is crazy fun. Haters gonna hate.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicAnd the winner of the 2012 Save my bug Pokemon contest is...
SMOKEDOG42O
02/13/12 4:55:00 PM
#1
Metapod!

I'd like to thank everybody who participated, especially ctes because the topic just wouldn't have worked without his help. I had a blast hosting the contest! Bugs for life!

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
Topic~*~ User of the Year 2012 ~*~ Round 1 - Fantasy Sports Podcast Division
SMOKEDOG42O
02/13/12 4:47:00 PM
#91
bump

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicSave my bug Pokemon
SMOKEDOG42O
02/13/12 11:59:00 AM
#28
ctes more like cbest

Metapod is guaranteed a spot in the final match, which will be a three-way iron man match.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicOkay guys, this is fantastic. [SCALE OF THE UNIVERSE] [SCROLL BAR]
SMOKEDOG42O
02/13/12 1:26:00 AM
#4
I'm a nerd for the relative scale of things. That video from, like, the 60s? I loved that then and I love it now.



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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicOkay guys, this is fantastic. [SCALE OF THE UNIVERSE] [SCROLL BAR]
SMOKEDOG42O
02/13/12 1:22:00 AM
#1
http://images.4channel.org/f/src/589217_scale_of_universe_enhanced.swf

It may not usurp the Canis VY Major flash thing, but it's still p. ****ing cool.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicI'm drinking a 2 Litre bottle of Orange Crush
SMOKEDOG42O
02/13/12 1:12:00 AM
#2
HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP ENJOY YOUR ****ING CANCER

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicSo, I'm finally getting around to watching Gran Torino...
SMOKEDOG42O
02/13/12 1:12:00 AM
#4
It's an alright movie. People had me expecting the next Citizen Kane when I watched it, so I was pretty disappointed, but it's still a 6/10 imo

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicVegeta's tribute to Whitney Houston
SMOKEDOG42O
02/13/12 1:02:00 AM
#2
That was pretty meh until he pointed at Goku. Then it became A+.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicThis is exactly how I feel about everything going on in the US.
SMOKEDOG42O
02/13/12 12:51:00 AM
#5
I don't think it's so much about people not learning (unless I'm misunderstanding your meaning) as it is about nothing being able to change. I had hopes for Obama because Bush was a really, really ****ty President. But he hasn't done ****. Obama has kind of ruined my faith in the government being able to do anything for the people, although it would have ended up the same even if McCain had won.

Two sides of the same coin.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicThis is exactly how I feel about everything going on in the US.
SMOKEDOG42O
02/13/12 12:08:00 AM
#1


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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
Topicfetus gives his top 25 characters in the A Song of Ice and Fire series [SPOILAZ]
SMOKEDOG42O
02/13/12 12:04:00 AM
#160
#16: Samwell Tarly

"Didn't know where to put it?"
-Samwell Tarly

LIKE A BOSS. Poking fun at the future Lord Commander, and bastard son of the Warden of the North. Sam has nothing if not balls.

... but only sometimes. Sam's a coward, a craven, an obese ****er, and any number of things that suck. "Have you heard the one about Samwell Tarly's giant dongzor?", Dolorous Edd once asked over dinner. "No," said another guy. "Neither has any woman in Westeros."

Then they gave each other high fives for, like, a day straight.

So yeah, Sam's kind of a total wimp, but then he up and ****ing kills an Other. Like, the first dude to do that in about 8,000 years. He just does it, no big deal, just helping out, saw there was an Other there so he killed it. Shrug it off and keep on walking toward the Wall. And then he's awesome enough to take in a woman and her baby and protect them through absolutely ridiculous circumstances. Taking them across the Narrow Sea? I wouldn't take my best friend across the Narrow Sea, much less some crazy depressed wildling woman and her squalling baby. But that's what separates Samwell Tarly from a craven such as myself.

That and he's just plain funny sometimes. His cowardice and reserve are really entertaining to read in contrast to Jon Snow's (and nearly everybody else in the books) super cereal demeanor.

Is anybody else curious about that whole, like, eternal candle ****? I want to know what's up with that.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicArrange the "Star" series.
SMOKEDOG42O
02/12/12 11:51:00 PM
#6
Trek
Gate
Wars
BSG

I love me some TNG and DS9, and I've only ever been luke-warm on the Star Wars series. Stargate I'm kind of nostalgic for and I've only seen, like, three episodes of the new BSG. They broke a dude out of space prison, I think? That's about as far as I've seen.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicSave my bug Pokemon
SMOKEDOG42O
02/12/12 11:51:00 PM
#21
Augh that's so many Pokemon! I will literally +3 somebody if they turn that into a text list for me.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicChild abuse at its finest
SMOKEDOG42O
02/12/12 11:49:00 PM
#4

From: bryans7 | #003
X-Treme Potty Mouth


I thought I was going to be clever by posting "More like Grild shmabuse at it's blinest", but your post is way better.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
Topic~*~ User of the Year 2012 ~*~ Round 1 - Fantasy Sports Podcast Division
SMOKEDOG42O
02/12/12 11:45:00 PM
#62
+3 fetus, because he is a man strong of mind, body, soul, will, spirit, and wisdom. A man to be emulated.
+2 SEP, because he is a man of honesty and balls, always willing to defend himself.
+1 agasonex, because he is an industrious and ingenious man.
-1 Emporer_Kazbar, because spelling. Was Emperor_Kazbar taken? Really? It really was? Wow.
-2 Dark_Spiral, because Linkin Park hasn't been popular in, like, a ****ing decade.
-3 vcharon, because s/he gives me bad willies in my heart.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicSave my bug Pokemon
SMOKEDOG42O
02/12/12 11:36:00 PM
#19
Metapod is guaranteed a Round 3 appearance.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicSave my bug Pokemon
SMOKEDOG42O
02/12/12 10:10:00 PM
#15
Hey I put out the call it's not my fault you can't deliver.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicFinally got another copy of Cubivore
SMOKEDOG42O
02/12/12 10:07:00 PM
#12
JEALOUSSSSS

I never owned a copy but I had a roommate who did. Best gaming year of my life.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicSave my bug Pokemon
SMOKEDOG42O
02/12/12 9:44:00 PM
#12
barreldragon88 posted...
Wait for an actual Save My Bug Pokemon contest, which should be happening sometime this year.

After this topic there won't be a need for your crappy contest.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicSave my bug Pokemon
SMOKEDOG42O
02/12/12 9:01:00 PM
#3
Beedrill has been saved.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicSave my bug Pokemon
SMOKEDOG42O
02/12/12 8:53:00 PM
#1
One of you should make a list of bug Pokemon so we can get this thing started.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicOver half of all African American women have genital herpes
SMOKEDOG42O
02/12/12 8:00:00 PM
#16
over half

48%

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicDear Chris Brown: Go away and die. Love, everybody ever.
SMOKEDOG42O
02/12/12 7:02:00 PM
#12
These are jokes.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicDear Chris Brown: Go away and die. Love, everybody ever.
SMOKEDOG42O
02/12/12 6:39:00 PM
#1
Seriously how can people buy his albums or support him in any way at all? He's a ****ing piece of **** who deserves the Theon treatment.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicLost is better than Dexter.
SMOKEDOG42O
02/12/12 6:38:00 PM
#4
Absolutely. Dexter's pretty awful these days.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicRate the happy birthday message I am going to write for my boi.
SMOKEDOG42O
02/10/12 11:59:00 PM
#19
Agh so bad.

First off, Antoine Andre Patton (the only one) is the only person who can get away with spelling it "boi".

Second off, getting trashed for the sake of getting trashed is just stupid.

Third off, you have a crush on him.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicFinal Fantasy VII's music is balls.
SMOKEDOG42O
02/10/12 11:57:00 PM
#44
I'd go so far as to say that, like... you know that clock-tower in wherever that only plays one note every, like, three years? I'd rather listen to that all the way through than listening to FFVII's music.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicI'm hopping on the Jeremy Lin bandwagon
SMOKEDOG42O
02/10/12 11:54:00 PM
#2
I will also bandwagon the Clippers.

Because **** the Lakers.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicGuys I never wanted to make this topic but
SMOKEDOG42O
02/10/12 11:53:00 PM
#4
As well you should.

http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/k6g5a/why_i_dont_like_gaming_forums/c2hvzvh?context=3

This doesn't apply to the topic, but it's the origin of my username. I don't actually smoke pot anymore, and I haven't for some time.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicGuys I never wanted to make this topic but
SMOKEDOG42O
02/10/12 11:48:00 PM
#2
Agh, you disgust me, sir

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicI used to take arrows to the knee.
SMOKEDOG42O
02/10/12 11:37:00 PM
#9
I had a summer where I just rode around on a horse, shooting dudes in the knees and elbows.

I'm glad I got you twice.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicRumors of Kim Jong Un's death
SMOKEDOG42O
02/10/12 11:25:00 PM
#38
... Oh, well aren't we all idiots.

www.nationalpost.com/m/wp/news/blog.html?b=news.nationalpost.com/2012/02/10/kim-jong-un-assassination-rumours

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicSo I've continued watching Boardwalk Empire.
SMOKEDOG42O
02/10/12 10:55:00 PM
#6
BOOM

You're in for a DOUBLE TREAT BRO

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicI just tried out SotC on my shiny new 3D HDTV.
SMOKEDOG42O
02/10/12 10:53:00 PM
#7
WHAT

I NEED TO MOVE TO CANADA AND BUY SONY

Man ****'s getting real on Boardwalk Empire.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicSo I've continued watching Boardwalk Empire.
SMOKEDOG42O
02/10/12 10:51:00 PM
#4
Oh I got it MMhmmm.

This dude loves guns.

Aecioo you posted the Game of Thrones trailer which got me into the show which made me buy all the books and love them. Feel good knowing you've earned GRRM at least 150 bucks.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicI just tried out SotC on my shiny new 3D HDTV.
SMOKEDOG42O
02/10/12 10:46:00 PM
#4
Whoa whoa whoa whoa.

Shadow of the Colossus... in HD 3D? I'd heard of the HD release, but nothing about 3D.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicI want to know what headphones or earbuds you use.
SMOKEDOG42O
02/10/12 10:42:00 PM
#94
Awesome, thanks for the quick response! I've been wanting to upgrade for a hot minute but didn't really want to go the Beats route. Seems tacky.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicSo I've continued watching Boardwalk Empire.
SMOKEDOG42O
02/10/12 10:38:00 PM
#1
This gun freak with the mask is awesome.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
TopicReminder: Peter Gabriel > Phil Collins
SMOKEDOG42O
02/10/12 10:14:00 PM
#4
In the Air Tonight > Sledgehammer

Just saying.

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"SMOKEDOG42O taught me how to feel love, but fetus taught me how to make love." - Pablo Escobar
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