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| Topic | $700 later my cat is finally pooping on her own again |
| Turducken 06/15/24 3:00:53 AM #4 | Ironically, both a shitty and good outcome.
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| Topic | What's the first stupid video game character name that comes to mind? |
| Turducken 06/15/24 2:02:09 AM #48 | _Valigarmanda_ posted...
Yeah, wouldn't he be like...7uigi? --- THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE |
| Topic | Would you be able to defend and kick da ass of an average american man? |
| Turducken 06/14/24 10:48:04 PM #15 | rick_alverado posted...
You don't really know much about Canada, do you? That's right. You'd beat them down with your hockey sticks. I studied up! --- THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE |
| Topic | What's the first stupid video game character name that comes to mind? |
| Turducken 06/14/24 9:53:40 PM #35 | bigtiggie23 posted...
Edge Maverick --- THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE |
| Topic | $100 but everyone forgets your next birthday |
| Turducken 06/14/24 9:52:42 PM #9 | Does that include myself?
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| Topic | $1000 but you must have sex with a randomly selected human being |
| Turducken 06/14/24 7:24:23 PM #29 | KogaSteelfang posted...
Just in case anyone wanted to test their luck. How many clicks does it take to get someone you'd take the deal on? How many clicks does it take to get someone you'd take for free? --- THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE |
| Topic | $100M or granolamancy? |
| Turducken 06/14/24 6:11:32 PM #24 | CoyoteTheGreat posted...
If I use an army of granola golems G-Granolems.... --- THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE |
| Topic | Cast announced for Until Dawn movie |
| Turducken 06/14/24 6:07:42 PM #24 | I expect they'll try and get a couple of the more recognizable ones worked in somehow as a cameo.
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| Topic | Do you give your pets nicknames? |
| Turducken 06/14/24 6:05:48 PM #2 | Sure, all the time. Rodent, Nutria, Fatty, Burger-Butt, Ears-Head, all sorts of dumb shit.
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| Topic | $1000 but you must have sex with a randomly selected human being |
| Turducken 06/14/24 6:03:43 PM #8 | For a mere grand? I could prostitute myself out now if I was so inclined, and at least have my choice of who I approached. Fuck that (no pun intended).
--- THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE |
| Topic | Gina Carano is not doing well |
| Turducken 06/14/24 6:00:51 PM #86 | Is that a legal document or my fanfic from when I was eleven?
It never ceases to amaze me how a fairly untalented 'actor' could've been set for life both financially with a built-in fanbase, more or less purposely lit a match to it, and is now trying to have their cake and eat it too. --- THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE |
| Topic | Cast announced for Until Dawn movie |
| Turducken 06/14/24 5:03:56 PM #10 | SSJGrimReaper posted...
It was a prank HAAAAN Bluuuggggh... Thanks for the reminder. --- THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE |
| Topic | Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves was freaking fantastic |
| Turducken 06/14/24 5:00:14 PM #37 | HeroFlyChao posted...
I think the subtitle didnt really do it many favors, making it sound like a sequel or continuation of something instead of its own soft-reboot standalone thing. I think, ironically, they did that to try and avoid that exact thing. Like, if they'd just called it Dungeons & Dragons they might've been afraid the general audience might think, "What, a remake of that shitty movie from the early 2000s? Pass." --- THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE |
| Topic | $100M or granolamancy? |
| Turducken 06/14/24 4:56:12 PM #3 | Throughout time there have been men who ruled with wealth...
Ruled with fear... Ruled with military might... But there has never been a man like this before. He is... THE GRANOLAMANCER! (upbeat adventure theme, brief montage of character moments) Starring: Toby Curtis AS Reginald Cornthorpe, the Granolamancer Candice Partridge AS Sister Diana Hex Monty Laftrak AS Mitch "Flimflam" O'Donnell with Derrick St. Pierre AS Lord Kensington III and John Waight AS The Shadow Master Andrius Created by Steve Tooley and Bob Tooley --- THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE |
| Topic | No cap, CE was wrong, Bob's Burgers is an ok show |
| Turducken 06/13/24 10:49:07 PM #7 | That one daughter wears those rabbit ears, so you're wrong there.
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| Topic | The People's Champ signs a deal with Disney. |
| Turducken 06/13/24 3:09:41 PM #2 | The paradigm of power in streaming has changed, or something.
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| Topic | Did you have a job while you were in High School? |
| Turducken 06/13/24 2:59:29 PM #17 | I did odd jobs for neighbors sometimes--mowing yards, shoveling snow--but no official job.
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| Topic | I think Mandela Effect is actually the most insane conspiracy theory |
| Turducken 06/13/24 2:38:03 AM #90 | In my dimension we call it the Mendoza Implication.
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| Topic | Colorado GOP calls to burn all Pride flags this month |
| Turducken 06/12/24 9:23:37 PM #45 | Y'know, I'm not a fantastic person by any means--I hate things, sometimes irrationally. I can be petty, I can hold grudges. But these fuckers honestly inspire me to try and be a better person; to be this consumed with hatred for people who've never done any harm to you, who just want to live their lives... I don't know, I'd find it just exhausting to be that angry and filled with venom constantly. Draining on the soul.
So thank you, GOP. To quote the great Ken Masters in the cult classic Street Fighter The Movie, "If I hadn't have met you, I might have become you." --- THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE |
| Topic | Socialite Sentenced to 15 Years to Life for Hit-and-Run Deaths of Young Boys |
| Turducken 06/12/24 8:58:23 PM #8 | When pressed for comment, the judge said, "Hey, at least it was more than 40 days per kill; whaddaya want from me?"
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| Topic | Going on an actual date tonight |
| Turducken 06/12/24 8:40:27 PM #14 | But...
The future refused to change. (Lavos scream) --- THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE |
| Topic | a lot of people with handicap parking tags don't look disabled |
| Turducken 06/12/24 7:55:34 PM #74 | Deaf people don't look deaf. They're probably just pretending so they don't have to make bothersome small talk...
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| Topic | With age comes an appreciation for rubbing alcohol. |
| Turducken 06/12/24 7:51:15 PM #3 | Crono99 posted...
My gf once asked me wtf I was doing with her nail polish remover Guess she didn't appreciate your ace-tone? --- THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE |
| Topic | What is one special instruction you always request when ordering pizza? |
| Turducken 06/12/24 7:49:44 PM #17 | The only time I left a special instruction that I can remember is when the front stairs to the porch were in bad shape. I hadn't gotten finished getting them entirely fixed yet, so I left a 'special instruction' for the delivery person to be aware of it and watch their footing coming up.
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| Topic | Moana actress revealed. |
| Turducken 06/12/24 7:44:16 PM #19 | Guide posted...
Maui doesn't look fat at all though, just has the barrel chest build. He also doesn't look 50-something years old. It's funny that Moana's VA is closer in age to her character than Dwayne is to his, but she's the one that needed the recast. --- THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE |
| Topic | Marvel's 'Blade' Loses Director Again |
| Turducken 06/12/24 7:39:27 PM #16 | This Blade's getting a bit dull, I'd say.
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| Topic | VaporRub appreciation topic |
| Turducken 06/12/24 1:43:01 AM #2 | Did it all fall out?
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| Topic | Woman sentenced to 120 days in Lincoln County crash that killed 3 teens. |
| Turducken 06/11/24 1:47:45 AM #50 | For each family, that judge should have to explain why their loved one's life is worth a 'punishment' of 40 days in jail. If he can't get a single one to agree that's a reasonable sentence, he should be disbarred.
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| Topic | Nagisa Aoyama is a very talented singer |
| Turducken 06/10/24 11:11:39 PM #5 | MagiMarthKoopa posted...
no, Nagichan! One of the greatest idols of all time! I like the one in Raiders of the Lost Ark better. --- THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE |
| Topic | Woman sentenced to 120 days in Lincoln County crash that killed 3 teens. |
| Turducken 06/10/24 10:45:45 PM #41 | If this piece of shit had no problem drunk driving in the first place it's doubtful she's going to be give much of a damn about her Harsh Sentence of "Let her guilt be her punishment".
Sentencing is a fucking joke. Seems to always be some ridiculous, ruining thing for some minor infraction, or slaps on the wrist for horrendous crimes. --- THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE |
| Topic | The person you've been trolling on this websight confronts you IRL |
| Turducken 06/10/24 7:18:09 PM #38 | Probably just tiredly/dejectedly ask them to go away, as I've recently become convinced they're legitimately autistic and I feel bad about poking fun at them now.
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| Topic | Stop calling him Doom Slayer. His name is Doomguy |
| Turducken 06/10/24 7:14:40 PM #55 | K181 posted...
His name is Flynn Fly Taggart. THANK you! --- THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE |
| Topic | Carlton won. |
| Turducken 06/10/24 6:59:14 PM #99 | AceMos posted...
Alfresco Ribbitbeerbelly is an actor, you say? --- THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE |
| Topic | Carlton won. |
| Turducken 06/10/24 6:56:30 PM #96 | If there was an Alfresco Ribbitbeerbelly or whatever he couldn't try and sue over the Carlton dance. Only Carlton can do that. Ergo, he is Carlton.
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| Topic | Carlton won. |
| Turducken 06/10/24 6:48:44 PM #83 | If an adult is making fun of someone to another adult, then whatever happens between those adults is their business, agreed.
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| Topic | Bad Boys 4 slaps its way to $105m debut with $100m budget |
| Turducken 06/10/24 6:42:02 PM #8 | I heard that movie SLAPS.
Or at least one of the stars of it does! (Actually both considering the situation back when on the 'Martin' sitcom) --- THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE |
| Topic | Carlton won. |
| Turducken 06/10/24 6:40:36 PM #74 | Pikachuchupika posted...
Man this topic went off the deep end. Can we go back to commenting on how Carlton has a happy family? Carlton has such a happy family that it's not entertaining to discuss! Unless it's all an act for the camera. People always look happy in staged family photos that are meant to show how happy and loving they are. But One-Hour-Photo Robin Williams knows the truth... --- THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE |
| Topic | What made Ryu suddenly start wearing shoes in Street Fighter 6? |
| Turducken 06/10/24 6:27:57 PM #10 | It's about the best they know to do for him as far as character development. "Uh, uh, he's got SHOES now!" Stands to reasons since their last major development--a beard--went over like hotcakes.
--- THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE |
| Topic | Why do the orcs have Australian accents in the Lord of the Rings movies? |
| Turducken 06/10/24 6:22:16 PM #8 | I think if the orcs and goblins had refined British accents instead of sounding like guttural Cockney dirt farmers the heroes would be more inclined to spare them.
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| Topic | Oh no! The hero has just landed the killing blow on you! |
| Turducken 06/10/24 4:01:56 PM #5 | Barf!
(drops coins) --- THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE |
| Topic | Why would God's angels send you to hell? |
| Turducken 06/10/24 3:55:55 PM #7 | If people who go to heaven become nothing beyond god-loving hollow shells, why not just allow everyone into heaven?
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| Topic | Man who spent $14K to become a collie changes his mind... |
| Turducken 06/10/24 3:39:40 PM #5 | I guess his bark was stronger than his bite?
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| Topic | You have to name your newborn after a restaurant |
| Turducken 06/10/24 12:41:38 AM #12 | SSJKirby posted...
Wendy Thanks, he hates it. --- THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE |
| Topic | What games are set in the 50's and 60's and have that B movie atmosphere? |
| Turducken 06/09/24 2:08:26 AM #2 | The Deadly Tower of Monsters isn't exactly set in the 50s/60s, but it is basically a playable B-movie.
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| Topic | So This Is Freeze's Leaked Design in Suicide Squad? |
| Turducken 06/09/24 1:58:46 AM #16 | This game hasn't been buried yet?
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| Topic | "[Youtube Shorts] Shelf will be hidden for 30 days" |
| Turducken 06/09/24 1:03:29 AM #14 | I especially love the ones that use their already-limited time to precount the content of the vidoe with some AI douchebag voice.
"THIS GUY WAS PICKING UP HIS PIZZA FROM PIZZA HUT. AND THEN HE GOT STOPPED AND THIS HAPPENED!" (guy is going up to Pizza Hut) Other Guy: Hey if you gettin' a pizza in there, gimme a slice on the way out! Guy: Oh yeah, sure man. You bet. "DID HE REALLY DO IT? LIKE AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK IN THE COMMENTS." --- THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE |
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