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I hate commercials that act like the dad of the household is an incompetent dipshit that needs his wife to save the day on basic, everyday tasks! I know how to work a fucking washing machine, Tide!!

Or in a DM here. I sent one to a friend the other day that originally said 'shit', and GFAQs Nanny is like No nooo, no naughty language!

Given how things are 'run' nowadays, I don't expect a sensible explanation (or an explanation at all).

Ratchet would just be Jak's pet/sidekick. Which makes Clank a sidekick's sidekick. Mathematically, Jak and Daxter is superior.

Was that you, Scotty?

I'll pick the NBA superstar. Because with my millions at 19, and my ability to avoid injury, at night I will become what I was always truly meant to be...

A SUPERHERO!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmZaszeecyg&ab_channel=ItsMD

We've all lived storied lives.

Only problem is...not all stories are long. Not all stories are interesting.

Anagram posted...

I wonder if Fred and Daphne have enough material to be characters. Daphne in particular is the most nothing character ever.

Didn't she know karate when Buffy played her?

CongRAFUCKTULAAAAAHATions...friend...

Last one, then.

Good luck, my enemies...

Every fart begins with F

And like three weeks ago it'd still be in the low 50s/high 40s at night.

Spring, where are yoooooooooou

If I reverse the polarity on this post, I can absorb positive ions and win!

Maybe it wouldn't be just a myth if they'd aimed better.

ImAMarvel posted...

I fucking love character selection screens that have a lot of heart and soul put into them.

Same. I bet youtube's gotta have someone with an entertaining perspective on awesome select screens.

It's a beat 'em up, not a run 'em down. Why wouldn't I take the strongest guy?

If the character select screen doesn't have a satisfying noise when you make a selection, that game SUCKS.

Some say double guns are the way, I say why not double SHOTGUNS?

Waxitron_Gazer posted...

She is 62 and probably healthier than I am at less than half her age, I don't think that's gonna happen.

She'd put YOU in a home?

HighSeraph posted...

That's my current guy

Then do a no intelligence WALK.

You pay what you get for.

I'm sick of videogames telling me I can jump like 20 feet in the air. I CAN'T, OKAY!?!?

Is that the one where Ash gets ROCK HARD???

Instead of their old names, I've decided the Turtles' weapon's names short be Metal/Wood Short/Long.

No problem, you'll just respawn at the hospital with some of your money gone.

I don't eat burger buns.

I beat my personal record for amount of crying at a character select screen.

DeathVelvien posted...

Just play the original Star Fox to achieve that dream

Also, another post

That's right...

One day a flying machine is gonna blast me with Ring Lasers.

This is the one!

AuthenticZac posted...

Here we go again! Entry #1
No D&D memes this time around. Trying to get through some chalice dungeons in Bloodborne tonight

Fine, I'll take up the gauntlet.

Um. What did the ... what did Cyclops say ....fuck.

There are tons of stupid people making lots of money NOW.

Hire a community manager.

You've the power to end it whenever you like! Take charge!

Today's been a day of returns. Let's roll that good luck onwards.

Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever get promoted past Ensign.

I love free things.

Aldi Cashiers know these FIVE simple tricks to bagging! Moms HATE it! (You won't BELIEVE #3!!!)

Your mom.

My dogs

are

HONGREE

Make a cologne that smells like taco seasoning.

Probably coulda saved him pretty easily with Dash Boots and Rolling Shield.

No, you're right there. The size of the the place (both verticality and ground coverage) and lighting make a huge difference. Much as I didn't enjoy the job, I guess I should be grateful that my own experience was in a relatively small, open area with fairly decent lights.

Jiek_Fafn posted...

Why does Rogue need a spear?

To kill things with. In the Savage Land, her powers are nullified.

Prestoff posted...

I never done it, but I have 4 friends who are or were forklift drivers and they all said it's an easy as shit job to do. Most likely the pay wasn't good enough or he wasn't enjoying it all too much.

It's easy. Boring, but easy. And the pay isn't great.

But yeah, the person who said it was probably an exposure stunt is likely correct. I never heard of this streamer until now, so I guess it "worked" (I'll forget they existed in an hour or two, but others might not).

I say they're all 10/10, because having a family member considerate enough to get gifts just because seems to be a rare thing.