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TopicDonald Trump is put under house arrest but their is a mix up in the paper work
Turducken
05/31/24 2:50:49 AM
#7
I'll be happy to end his sentence early.

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TopicJeremy Renner joins Knives Out 3 cast
Turducken
05/31/24 2:39:23 AM
#29
He'll actually be resuscitating people all movie long.

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TopicWho is your favorite Batman villain?
Turducken
05/31/24 1:15:48 AM
#10
CassandraCroft posted...
So er prey tell me just who the utter fuck is "One-Face" when he is at home?

One-Face is always One-Face! He used to be someone else, but...

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fjhcmxptfixw21.jpg

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TopicPixar Debating Incredibles and Finding Nemo Reboots
Turducken
05/31/24 12:46:18 AM
#29
I think the problem with Incredibles 2 is that it took, what, 14 years to come out? 14 years for a 'decent' sequel ultimately feels a bit disappointing. I don't think people would've taken issue if it had come out like 4 or 5 years after the original.

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TopicWho is your favorite Batman villain?
Turducken
05/31/24 12:33:35 AM
#5
One-Face.

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Topic$1000 every time you sneeze
Turducken
05/30/24 6:47:12 PM
#7
Sounds exciting. I'm in!

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Topici give you raw chaos
Turducken
05/29/24 3:01:58 AM
#5
I prefer cooked chaos. No thanks.

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TopicFood delivery workers who don't speak a word of English.
Turducken
05/29/24 3:00:01 AM
#34
I just point behind them, and when they turn to look I run away.

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TopicDo you find yourself living past 70?
Turducken
05/29/24 2:56:21 AM
#10
I mean, unless I put a stop to it, probably unfortunately.

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TopicScolding hot showers are the best kind.
Turducken
05/28/24 4:24:18 AM
#13
If my skin isn't being peeled off my body am I truly clean?

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Topic2 million dollars but you have to tank 1 punch from Mike Tyson in his prime
Turducken
05/28/24 3:49:05 AM
#5
Easy money.

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TopicWhat job comes to mind when I say: paid lots of money even if bad at job
Turducken
05/28/24 2:52:54 AM
#6
CEO.

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TopicI'm really tired of the "men are trash" rhetoric.
Turducken
05/28/24 2:29:35 AM
#389
PowerMan5000000 posted...
Men built the world

And look at what a fucking mess the world is!

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TopicAll of CE is teleported to a random island and forced into a battle royale
Turducken
05/27/24 7:32:01 PM
#13
Dungeater posted...
i have a hard time seeing myself losing

Sounds like someone who'd get stabbed from behind, then.

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TopicI'm really tired of the "men are trash" rhetoric.
Turducken
05/27/24 6:00:50 PM
#295
Hypnospace posted...
Uh oh, are you flaming people while warned?

Oh. The bums part. Though honestly, I thought the real insult was to say anyone should become like him.

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TopicCan you go to your parents if things go bad?
Turducken
05/27/24 5:25:33 PM
#38
They're the reason things went bad.

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TopicWhat's your opinion regarding Onlyfans?
Turducken
05/27/24 3:48:42 PM
#11
Pretty fucking annoyed. I was looking for a new high-speed oscillating fan to take with me and use at work; this site did not help in the slightest.

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TopicHave any of you ever gone to any of your high school reunions?
Turducken
05/27/24 2:53:13 PM
#14
Oh, let's keep the mystery alive.

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TopicRejected dwarves from Snow White
Turducken
05/26/24 4:21:04 PM
#3
Smelly
Hongree
Pukey
On-a-watchlist-y

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TopicI just drove more than 100 miles for no good reason.
Turducken
05/26/24 4:14:21 PM
#6
What a story.

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Topic2 and a Half Men should get a Young Sheldon prequel treatment
Turducken
05/26/24 4:12:47 PM
#5
Young Piano

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TopicI'm really tired of the "men are trash" rhetoric.
Turducken
05/26/24 3:50:46 PM
#71
Username checks out.

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TopicAll hail SBAllen
Turducken
05/26/24 3:48:23 PM
#4
Is SBAllen the Prequel Trilogy of GFAQs? We just needed someone shittier to come along to realize we didn't hate him as much as we thought?

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TopicI'm really tired of the "men are trash" rhetoric.
Turducken
05/26/24 3:41:57 PM
#63
Antiyonder posted...


Yet sitcoms back in the 60s for example the wife had to ask the husband's permission for something in the same way that a child would.

And have you seen those Folgers Coffee commercials where the wife is treated like shit cause her coffee came out bad?

I haven't!

I'd probably screw up the coffee, too. Not everyone drinks coffee. Everyone wears clothes.

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TopicI'm really tired of the "men are trash" rhetoric.
Turducken
05/26/24 3:31:08 PM
#53
I hate commercials that act like the dad of the household is an incompetent dipshit that needs his wife to save the day on basic, everyday tasks! I know how to work a fucking washing machine, Tide!!

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TopicWhy can't you use curse words in Tags?
Turducken
05/26/24 3:18:16 PM
#4
Or in a DM here. I sent one to a friend the other day that originally said 'shit', and GFAQs Nanny is like No nooo, no naughty language!

Given how things are 'run' nowadays, I don't expect a sensible explanation (or an explanation at all).

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TopicBeing a kid is to believe Jak & Daxter is superior
Turducken
05/26/24 2:09:05 AM
#16
Ratchet would just be Jak's pet/sidekick. Which makes Clank a sidekick's sidekick. Mathematically, Jak and Daxter is superior.

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TopicGeorge Lucas was asked if he'd rerelease the OG versions of the OG trilogy
Turducken
05/26/24 2:03:32 AM
#7
Was that you, Scotty?

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TopicYour life gets a redo. You are born in 1999 and you have two options.
Turducken
05/26/24 1:46:17 AM
#15
I'll pick the NBA superstar. Because with my millions at 19, and my ability to avoid injury, at night I will become what I was always truly meant to be...

A SUPERHERO!!

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TopicPeople really turning out in record numbers to watch Caitlin Clark lose lol
Turducken
05/25/24 12:17:34 AM
#31
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmZaszeecyg&ab_channel=ItsMD

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Topici have lived a storied life, AMA
Turducken
05/24/24 11:44:08 PM
#2
We've all lived storied lives.

Only problem is...not all stories are long. Not all stories are interesting.

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TopicMultiversus Official Launch Trailer, 2 new characters revealed
Turducken
05/24/24 11:08:16 PM
#40
Anagram posted...
I wonder if Fred and Daphne have enough material to be characters. Daphne in particular is the most nothing character ever.

Didn't she know karate when Buffy played her?

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TopicITT I announce the winner of my giveaway!
Turducken
05/24/24 10:10:44 PM
#6
CongRAFUCKTULAAAAAHATions...friend...

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TopicDo you like video games? Do you like getting things for free? Check ITT
Turducken
05/24/24 9:54:46 PM
#250
Last one, then.

Good luck, my enemies...

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TopicDo you like video games? Do you like getting things for free? Check ITT
Turducken
05/24/24 9:43:04 PM
#238
Every fart begins with F

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TopicHigh of 93 tomorrow. It's May.
Turducken
05/24/24 9:42:12 PM
#3
And like three weeks ago it'd still be in the low 50s/high 40s at night.

Spring, where are yoooooooooou

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TopicDo you like video games? Do you like getting things for free? Check ITT
Turducken
05/24/24 9:31:48 PM
#226
If I reverse the polarity on this post, I can absorb positive ions and win!

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TopicDo you like video games? Do you like getting things for free? Check ITT
Turducken
05/24/24 9:19:39 PM
#212
Maybe it wouldn't be just a myth if they'd aimed better.

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TopicDo you like video games? Do you like getting things for free? Check ITT
Turducken
05/24/24 9:08:53 PM
#206
ImAMarvel posted...
I fucking love character selection screens that have a lot of heart and soul put into them.

Same. I bet youtube's gotta have someone with an entertaining perspective on awesome select screens.

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TopicDo you like video games? Do you like getting things for free? Check ITT
Turducken
05/24/24 8:41:40 PM
#184
It's a beat 'em up, not a run 'em down. Why wouldn't I take the strongest guy?

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TopicDo you like video games? Do you like getting things for free? Check ITT
Turducken
05/24/24 8:31:05 PM
#181
If the character select screen doesn't have a satisfying noise when you make a selection, that game SUCKS.

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TopicDo you like video games? Do you like getting things for free? Check ITT
Turducken
05/24/24 8:20:01 PM
#176
Some say double guns are the way, I say why not double SHOTGUNS?

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TopicVery cute that my boomer mother thinks healthcare and banks are here to help.
Turducken
05/24/24 8:10:59 PM
#5
Waxitron_Gazer posted...

She is 62 and probably healthier than I am at less than half her age, I don't think that's gonna happen.


She'd put YOU in a home?

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TopicDo you like video games? Do you like getting things for free? Check ITT
Turducken
05/24/24 8:09:35 PM
#166
HighSeraph posted...

That's my current guy

Then do a no intelligence WALK.

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TopicNever take your car to one of those 10 minute oil change places.
Turducken
05/24/24 7:59:15 PM
#5
You pay what you get for.

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TopicDo you like video games? Do you like getting things for free? Check ITT
Turducken
05/24/24 7:58:36 PM
#151
I'm sick of videogames telling me I can jump like 20 feet in the air. I CAN'T, OKAY!?!?

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TopicPokemon the Movie 2000 is the best Pokemon Movie
Turducken
05/24/24 7:55:13 PM
#13
Is that the one where Ash gets ROCK HARD???

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TopicDo you like video games? Do you like getting things for free? Check ITT
Turducken
05/24/24 7:46:30 PM
#138
Instead of their old names, I've decided the Turtles' weapon's names short be Metal/Wood Short/Long.

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