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Honestly, there's not a lot of RPGs on the NES, it feels weird to say something like the worst RPG on the NES is Dragon Quest 2 just because it's the weakest of a lineup of total bangers... but I think I might say Swords and Serpents is the worst, or perhaps Heroes of the Lance if you count it as an RPG. If including unlicensed games then Super Black Onyx for sure for not only being convoluted and stupid, but also being stupid.

For the SNES: Worst by far goes to Obitus (same publisher as Super Black Onyx, btw, weird)... although I've heard cases for Lufia 1 or TECMO: Secret of the Stars (Tecmo is toooootaly part of the title)

Genesis? I guess Shining in the Darkness by default due to lack of options... but I'd be willing to hear alternatives since I'm not well verses in Genesis and Master System stuff (or TG16)

ZayKayWill posted...

If you have a better definition feel free to lay it down.

That's ok, you only answered my original statement.

ZayKayWill posted...

Last I checked there was only one definition for each?

Then you can safely define them for us.

Depends what you mean by smart/intelligent

I was hallucinating when I saw this topic and thought that the Chrono Trigger was real... well, not 'real' real, but a part of our world's extant mythology; possibly Hinduism.

it's 2024, there are kids who never heard of the n64 and earlier

ConfusedTorchic posted...

you're gonna lose in the cutscene anyways

that'd be a cool meta plot device in a game... if you actually have to 'skip cutscene' to win.

SeahorseCpt89 posted...

Ill go to my grave happy knowing I never fell for Trumps bullshit so no.

TBF: way back in 2016 or whenever when it was Trump Vs. Clinton, and Trump hadn't said anything completely stupid yet... he did seem like a better choice

That feeling lasted about a week.

Ahoy!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peopling_of_India

India's migration mirrors American migration in a lot of ways

I don't travel often, but being locked in would be annoying... Even though I don't go out every year I'd like the option to

Other than that, sure; everything I need is within 5 miles.

zebatov posted...

Eight years of Trudy will do that to a guy. Only another year-and-a-half before that changes (and only that long so Jagmeet can collect his $2M pension). Almost ten years!

ya, but PP is basically Trump and we have no decent competitors

I have a percussion

*rimshot*

I wouldn't say she's tomboy, but she seems pretty cool

Kyuubi4269 posted...

Weeks.

Where do you live, Alaska?

Weeks cuz it's backlogged i guess

I was actually gunna make a topic about pasta sauce... I wanted to know how y'alls heat yours

*microwave in glass dish?

*rice cooker?

*stovetop?

I order several essentials from amazon these days, but usually i'm short of the free shipping minimum so I need to add something as filler.

So I added a bottle of shampoo.

...

Yesterday the UPS truck drives up and the driver hand delivers me just the bottle of shampoo... without the rest of the order which will take a few more weeks.

Bruh! Dude! Don't!

Why not both?

faramir77 posted...

And yet my Facebook feed today is FULL of Chamber of Secrets related things.

I watch things on my 3ds, which has no sign in credentials or cookies... and it will recommend those things on my PC

no one is safe

Martin Lawrence day

i'm completely unfamiliar with this so it took me by surprise

Apparently, ya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCcg8XUh3tY

now it looks like a flash cartoon... what?

i was really jammin' it a couple weeks ago, but now my shoulder is borked

Republican state of the union was like a hostage video

is there any game where you play as a cop and, like, actually help someone?

ExtremeLuchador posted...

Part of it is entertainment companies want more darkness time. There's also folks who don't want their kids waiting for the school bus in the dark. That's why it got expanded in 2006.

because while we COULD change the rotational speed of the planet, we apparently can't change the 9 to 5 grind to be 10 to 6

Anyone who ignores the media is uninformed

Anyone who watches the media is misinformed

There's a Quest 64 randomizer that does really cool stuff with the spells

our current guv is so dumb she probably will enact a second DST

I like when remakes change significant things; it gives the experience a fresh take that new players can enjoy while also respecting the original by not obsoleting it.

Remakes that disrespect the original by changing tiny things or making things worse are just horrible

look forward to playing it in a year when it gets on pc

would you play Shadow of the Colossus.... with QWOP/I am Bread controls?

pro shoe; anti feet

only 68? :<

That's extra sad

DirtBasedSoap posted...

its very good. relies a lot on teamwork and communication though. otherwise youre just blowing up your teammates and wasting your pool of lives lol

mmmmmmmmmmm

I am great at L4D2 without comms

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Robinson_(American_politician)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVBEqVuF60I

realtalk:

I'm lookin' supes cute today, but I can't for the life of me get a good picture of it

Nade_Duck posted...

idk but i know diamond bangles have shown up in the older games as a somewhat common later game item.

oh, ok - then that's just a bad example on my part... Diamond is the affix for any 4 defense ups.

Sufferedphoenix posted...

Pretty sure I can handle it. After working in a prison I question everything everyone and their motivations. I was offered nearly my monthly pay check just to bring shit in for a guy once a month and no hesitation I told him to get thebfuck out of my face.

If I believe in my cause and what I'm doing you won't sway me.

It might be the opposite of that, maybe... everyone wants to help you but you have to maintain a reasonable level of agitation so the power of heaven doesn't get you

Why not both is the answer to so many of lifes problems

ParanoidObsessive posted...

Better to reign in Hell, then serve in Heaven.

So farewell hope, and with hope farewell fear.
Farewell remorse - all good to me is lost.
Evil, be thou my Good.

mo liek Milton Bradley.... mheeeeeeeh

you are accosted by a swarm of baby puppies... you are overjoyed

Game Over

Not really a meme, but this happened on my youtube

https://imgur.com/QRbf2Az

Here's da rules:

• Objective: Rescue the target
• If you get too comfy you might fall asleep, becoming a permanent resident
• If you get too happy you will be overwhelmed, and will not be able to leave (because why would you)
• There are no real guards or monsters and the people here are very warm and want to help you... ... which might make you comfortable or happy

You look at the golden gate to this little off-shoot of heaven, your mission to rescue some dude that I didn't write a reason for but whatevers, that's the mission. Get them and get out without being overwhelmed by the splendors of heaven

...

What do?

(act fast because you hear the barking of a pack of dogs getting closer)

darkmaian23 posted...

How have you avoided jail so far if you "can't help but slap" sometimes?

by staying in my room pretty much non-stop for like 40 years...

I think the more accurate thing is that I'm physically impulsive. I don't mean harm, but I can't help but slap first sometimes.

Nade_Duck posted...

that's not even the first final fantasy to do that.

What was the first?

fettster777 posted...

FFX is not a loot grinder.

I know that, but it uses a similar item scheme