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in about 17 days you will have one for each

On the 4th date eat a big milk steak, order some cheese, and at the end slam your fists on the table and loudly "I am not paying the bill madame!" Pop an olive in your mouth from the salad bar then proceed to the Street Fighter arcade machine.

My wife would work 22 hours, and take a 2 hour nap at the animal hospital.

Anyone know what happened?

rexcrk posted...

Agree with post 64

It is less about how they look, but more about their creepy personalities. They love to watch things suffer.

The only new game I've purchased since the release of TOTK is Sea of Stars. The year before that I didn't buy anything. I've been replaying lots of games I haven't touched for awhile.

Adjust your work to match the terrible raise.

I want to know why so many people are pooping on the seats. What are you doing in there?

mac and cheese chili dog pizza please.

I would go in my 30's if I could afford it. I would never pay that loan off at this point.

The bathrooms where I work are disgusting. Poop and vomit on the seats. Piss on the floor. No one washes their hands. I hate it so much. At this point a clean bathroom would be a blessing.

Nasty

I'm not ok with it either, but I think it should be a patient and doctor decision. Politicians should stay out of it.

I miss having a garden and canning. Growing your own food and preserving it is one of those things where the work and reward just makes you feel good. I really hope I can buy some good land someday to garden like I used to at my parents house. My grandparents had a ranch and my parents had lots of land to grow a big garden. I miss the gratification, and the taste of food you put work into. There's lots of things I enjoy about living somewhere more populated, but I miss that and trading with neighbors. So much good food for only work you enjoy.

Do CEgals like CEman? CEgals will literally eat anything won't they...

Irony posted...

Wonder if she had trouble walking

Why? How would her hands affect her stride?

Or cream pies. Everyone loves cream pies.

https://youtu.be/e6L8P2MEZWw?si=frTP_B2gPxAN1S7w

Mean Girls

I am about to finish my first play through. I know, late to the party. Mage is awesome. I'm a simple man. I like lightning, fire and explosions.

I played 5 hours and gave up. I bought it for my switch. I want to try again, but it was a pain starting it last time.

https://youtu.be/fK5baBcO8T4?si=RtPKOJSEXXf7UTSS

TyVulpine posted...

I can't tell the difference between an orangutan and Trump....

Trump has smaller hands and bigger mid section.

I'd take her to the Dollar Tree.

https://youtu.be/vssqb-0i2-A?si=0_w2MhHtMjOJuFHJ

Squall28 posted...

https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s/a1UVDCAHmQ

The way he washes his hands first haha. I read they use certain plants as soap too.

Big gulps huh? Whelp! See ya later!

Did the kid go to a business school in Canada where he got really good grades?

Hornswoggled posted...

I remember the Metroid Prime Federation Force reveal..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePUSjM2SQKU&ab_channel=ShaunPatrick

This guy probably ended up in Arkham Asylum after that.

Sea of Stardews

Lettuce, unless it is a taco pizza.

I don't understand. Is it from something? Someone ends a sentence with "perchance" and then all the replies are "perchance." Maybe I'm too old perchance.

He gave her the ol' standing ovation.

Just his career.

mustachedmystic posted...

I for one cannot imagine AI destroying us, at worst dey will force us to live in a peaceful utopia where no one has to work, and all have da means to pursue der passions. Like da episode of Rick And Morty, where dinosaurs return from space.

Seriously, I think I know you from somewhere. Does your name start with a V? Verg, Vaj, Vendetta, Vorg, Valm something.

mustachedmystic posted...

Dere is a music video I cannot remember da name of, or da band. I typed a summery of da video into Google, and I got nothing. I wonder if dis would work better? Unfortunately I dont have a Windows 11 PC.

You remind me of someone...

Dakimakura posted...

Because our phobia of technology is based on the widespread fear mongering of Hollywood movie plots of the 80's and 90's.

Google or Amazon will be the real life Skynet. Or they both become self aware and are at war with each other and we just have to wait it out.

Someone better be making soup!

https://youtu.be/g4Gh_IcK8UM?si=y63Ygz2DyxEluUNY

Almost 30 years ago. Why does this feel like it could be just as relevant today? Our society going back to seeing technology as witchcraft?

Trying to sell my 4Runner and all I get is dealerships trying to get it for trade in value.
Me-"Let me guess, you work for a dealership."
Them-"Well I work at a dealership."
Me-"Is this a personal purchase, or is this to buy to sell at the dealership? You are offering much less than I posted it for. You are on the low end of trade in value."
Them-"How about $500 more?"
Me- "That is still trade in value. If I wanted to sell for trade in value, I would just drop it off at a dealership."
Them-"It's the best deal anyone will make. You wont get more than trade in value."
Me- "Not with the market adjustment I'm going to add for you."

archizzy posted...

Feels like a Reno 911 episode.

Someone please put that end of scene jingle that ends with the siren on this clip.

The_Nintendo_Master posted...

Would it solve your discontentment / could you learn to be content or would you continue to want more?

If I had the money to pay off my medical bills, including the ones that I will have this year, money to move out of my horrible neighborhood, and money to not live paycheck to paycheck then yes. Of course I would like more, but my problems would be solved, I would be content and I wouldn't be so stressed.

But it would solve all of my problems.

Thanks for inviting me over, but I need to go. I left the fridge on.

NeonTentacles posted...

Oh fuck, didnt they have Pikachu talk in some movie and it was the worst thing ever?

Detective Pikachu I'm ok with.

VeggetaX posted...

Sorry to hear that, but you know why people normally like to celebrate Fridays. Some people are happy about these small things in life.

Everyone I work with has the same schedule.

VeggetaX posted...

Because it's the last day of the work week and we go onto the weekend? Come on, man. You know this.

I work 4 on 4 off 12 hour shifts. The day of the week is irrelevant.

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Jiek_Fafn posted...

There's a girl that's autistic that pops up on my tik tok from time to time. She gives tips to other autistic people on how to navigate social interactions.

One of the best tips is "Neurotypical people love to be told what day it is. If someone asks how you're doing, just tell them what day it is. They love it!" As a neurotypical person, I can confirm this is true.

I've never understood it. Someone will come up to me and say "It's Friday." Like yes I know this. Why are you telling me?