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El_Marsh posted...

^the Nuggets won the damn title last year and you're comparing them to the Rockies because of a lopsided loss to the team that had the best record in the conference for much of the season?

wut

You know you don't have to get so defensive over a joke

Rockies celebrating no longer being the most embarrassing team in the state

Asmongold is garbage, so it stands to reason that his fanbase would be as well.

We do not need more of those kinds of games

Can't help but notice that TC hasn't posted again since the sixth post of the topic. I wonder what that could possibly mean.

Foppe posted...

Sweden.

In which it's revealed that the real reason the Vasa sank was because of all the Templar loot it was carrying

I imagine that by the end of this topic, at least one person is going to have lost access to the board

Damn Georgians and their peach trees

You'll Be Dead Guy

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Tasty!

LeoRavus posted...

There appears to be a Japanese female playable character, so why don't people upset about the black one just use her.

The people whose poor little feelings get hurt over the existence of black characters in games will also get upset about the existence of female characters.

I don't care what the opinions of "muh immersion" gamers are, and neither should anyone else.

Calling the word immersion a dogwhistle in this context doesn't even do it justice. It's a goddamned foghorn.

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Aha, familiarity with the International Phonetic Alphabet pays some dividends

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Humble_Novice posted...

Oof, they're definitely not happy about this then.

So, what, a few racist YouTube comments are representative of all Japanese gamers?

Waxitron_Gazer posted...

Do they, now?

I've made it to Chronos now a handful of times and always get bodied. I think the best I ever did was actually my first attempt fighting him, but I did have a really lucky build by that time. I might've been able to win if I'd had just one more Death Defy, womp womp.

That really narrow area is reeeeaaally a pain in my ass.

I have the most success against Chronos with the axe, since you can block most of his attacks with the special

No, that's ridiculous

Trump will never attend another debate again

KFHEWUI posted...

The tweet comes from the Arabic Twitter account, @PRE_Alarabiya, an Arab community account for fans of Resident Evil. The account shares that they received this information from an episode of a Spanish podcast, the DryCast (it was originally wrongfully attributed to being shared by Dusk Golem, before this was later corrected).

Doesn't sound like the most reliable series of sources I've ever heard of

BaphometFlux posted...

Isnt one of them a big homophobe?

The brunette (who is openly bisexual herself) made a series of comments to the effect of "gay men aren't real men, but lesbians are cool"

Now just think of how much higher those sales could be if they hadn't banned it from three-fourths of the countries in the world

I'm currently wearing a Best of the Worst shirt from RLM

Quorthon109 posted...

It's definitely odd for an official portrait when it looks more like something that someone would make in protest of the crown

See, that was my first thought. It looks like something painted by someone who wants to overthrow the monarchy.

Good Guy Trump trying to save us all from getting Windmill Cancer

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/716d7716.jpg

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-68981200

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e840ad98.jpg

Seems like a bold choice to paint him emerging from the flames of Hell.

Fast food restaurants have completely lost the plot. It's cheaper to have an actual meal in an actual restaurant nowadays, sometimes by significant amounts.

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He's schizophrenic and just kinda does this from time to time. He'll be gone for several months and then come back and spend a few days making those kinds of posts in every topic

Vokrent posted...

i'm not starting with the worst game.

read the fucking topic title. I already finished the trilogy.

That's kind of just how he communicates.

I am begging you to stop spamming topics

I certainly hope you're enjoying this.

It's too goddamn early in the morning for this.

ZEROWOLF posted...

What's Pepper vine?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nekemias_arborea

It doesn't pose any danger to animals

ultimate_reaver posted...

I dont even eat Vienna sausages because theyre so gross, I imagine drinking the water would kill me

Hell, I like Vienna sausages, but even the thought of drinking the water afterward makes my stomach churn. It's just salty, slimy goop

Pardon me while I take a break to go throw up in my mouth

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That's another one for the "probably should have thought of that one first" pile

I genuinely had no idea Cracked was still around. I thought it folded years ago.

It's kinda surprising just how bad the duo boss fights are in Elden Ring. They backslid super hard after the Demon Prince fight in Ringed City.

That's pepper vine

whitelytning posted...

This is the failure in the whole plan. Its not even about the economy, just the idea that a hedge fund or major financial institution is going to go bankrupt to buy shares, with money they likely dont have, at insane prices to comply with a contract is crazy. They will just not buy the shares and deal with a lawsuit and fines after the fact. Its much more rational and doesnt involve bankrupting the company.

Lets say I enter into a bunch of contracts that says I will buy millions of shares of GME on some random date. And I dont expect the price to be above $10 on that date.

If suddenly there are games being played in the market to make the price $400/share when the due date comes Im not going to spend 40x the amount to buy the shares, especially when I dont have the money. Im just going to breach the contract.

It's all kind of irrelevant in this case, because apes just claim that all the trading that the hedge funds are doing is through naked shorting. The theory of MOASS rests on the idea that the hedge funds have been allowed to accrue short interest for months and months on end, so it's up to the apes to pull back the curtain and reveal that every GME share in existence is fake except for the ones that they themselves hold.

And on the other side, you have the poor dumb apes who would be losing a collective $2 million to this guy

HentaiMan posted...

I don't follow this. why did/do people care about Gamestop and their stock exactly? I rarely shop there.

It has nothing to do with the store itself. The super-tl;dr is that it's evolved from a meme subreddit trying to punish a hedge fund for taking a risky short position on Gamestop stock to a bizarre kind of apocalypse cult where they're trying to drive the stock price up so high that somehow it makes the banks collapse and then the government is forced to pay them all the money for some reason.

These are people who have staked their entire financial existence on the prospect of crippling the global economy in the hopes that the resulting collapse will make them rich. It makes exactly as much sense as it sounds.

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Geoff

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