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TopicTokyo Drift is my all time Favorite F&F movie.
pkmnlord
09/12/24 3:09:25 AM
#17
Tokyo Drift is the Far Cry: Blood Dragon of the F&F franchise

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Topic"This is going to ruin the tour" "What tour?"
pkmnlord
09/12/24 3:06:35 AM
#3
Kradek posted...
as long as it's not something serious like a DWI
In the hypothetical context that inspired me to make this goofy topic, it's definitely a DWI lol

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Topic"This is going to ruin the tour" "What tour?"
pkmnlord
09/12/24 2:02:41 AM
#1
"There isn't one, I just wanted to say that line"
"Sir please step out of the car"

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TopicI just remembered that I got called to jury duty like 8 years ago.
pkmnlord
09/11/24 5:41:20 PM
#3
They'll just wait for you to eventually slip up and have to appear in court for something. Then they'll pull the whole rug out from underneath ya.

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TopicPancakes or Waffles or French Toast
pkmnlord
09/11/24 12:09:05 PM
#12
Waffles >= French Toast >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pancakes

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TopicRestaurant Owner Confronts Don Jr. Because He Lost Customers Over Trump Support
pkmnlord
09/11/24 3:03:55 AM
#24
Hope his business fails and he goes completely penniless and eventually becomes crazy and homeless.

And I hope a new business opens up where his old one was and they have a logo that's basically the guy getting smushed by some balls and they have a sign up that says "fuck that last dude that ran this place, we're cooler!"

Okay that last part was hyperbole.

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TopicMan a Kanye West SB halftime show woulda been so great
pkmnlord
09/11/24 12:38:43 AM
#13
CRON posted...
In a perfect timeline he would have followed up Graduation with A Good Ass Job and then turned into a Dr. Dre type where he'd produce other rappers' albums.
That would also require his mom not dying, which of course would fall under "a perfect timeline".

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TopicHow do you feel about ASMRs?
pkmnlord
09/11/24 12:37:41 AM
#34
I've got one playing in my earphones as I clicked on this topic lol

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TopicYou win the $800 mil Mega Millions jackpot. 1st thing you're buying?
pkmnlord
09/10/24 11:46:24 AM
#11
Demolish my home that was built in the 50's and rebuild it exactly the way it was before, but with better materials.

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TopicWB sending strikes to people negatively talking about the minecraft movie
pkmnlord
09/10/24 2:06:57 AM
#23
People should be able to strike back at WB sending strikes

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Topic<_< out for NeonOctopus
pkmnlord
09/10/24 12:17:47 AM
#37
Well you already quoted me so I guess I gotta own up to it.

YA RLY

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TopicTrump keeps holding rallies in Sundown Towns.
pkmnlord
09/10/24 12:15:15 AM
#53
lilORANG posted...
What exactly makes it a sundown town?
Majority of the population are old farts whose bedtime is usually when the sun starts going down.

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TopicNew games revealed for Yu-Gi-Oh! Early Days Collection
pkmnlord
09/09/24 7:29:15 PM
#7
ai123 posted...
Where's Duelists of the Roses?
These are all Gameboy games so far it looks like. Hopefully there will be some console releases too.

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TopicOkay guys. We gotta rap some Pokemon.
pkmnlord
09/08/24 1:10:57 PM
#18
Umbreon posted...
This is why Arceus has abandoned you.
Be quiet and take this Brick Break

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TopicOkay guys. We gotta rap some Pokemon.
pkmnlord
09/08/24 3:39:10 AM
#5
My name is Muk
I like to fuck
Don't use me against Gym Leader Chuck

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TopicWhat do you do when staff A points you to staff B who points you back to staff A
pkmnlord
09/07/24 5:21:00 AM
#5
Explain to Staff B that I was told to come to them, so they better deal with it and complain to Staff A if they got a problem with it.

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TopicYou wake up tomorrow and Pokemon are real.
pkmnlord
09/06/24 12:28:06 AM
#27
Can I buy pokeballs at Target?

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Topicgood boomer humor
pkmnlord
09/05/24 7:01:41 PM
#40
Guide posted...
This topic is way better than I was expecting lmao
That's because there's not some shit heel constantly posting examples of bad boomer humor like the last topic.

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TopicRich Homie Quan has died
pkmnlord
09/05/24 2:46:55 PM
#16
Is he the guy who had a bunch of mixtapes titled things like "Going In"/"Still Going In"/"I Swear I Will Never Stop Going In"?

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TopicOlympic Break dancing sensation Raygun APOLOGIZES to break dancing community
pkmnlord
09/04/24 3:30:39 PM
#18
Guide posted...
She has everything to apologize for.


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TopicNutty Putty Cave Incident
pkmnlord
09/04/24 12:34:46 AM
#23
I vaguely remember seeing the reports about this on the news back when it happened. That diagram showing the position he was stuck in really stuck with me, so to speak.

Absolutely horrendous way to go, and the tease of him almost being freed only for the pulley they were using break, followed by the rescuer being knocked out cold and the guy getting dropped back down to where he was again (and in even worse condition than before)? What the hell, universe?

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TopicWhat should I evolve my Eevee into in Pokemon Platinum?
pkmnlord
09/03/24 7:06:04 PM
#19
I'd say Jolteon since it's my favorite, but normally I'd go with whichever one covers a typing I don't have in my team yet.

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TopicGetting Chinese. Should I get chicken lo mein or general Tso's chicken?
pkmnlord
09/03/24 7:03:49 PM
#14
GeraldDarko posted...
Tsow's, I think.
General Toe

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TopicJust saying that hot fudge on a pepperoni pizza,
pkmnlord
09/03/24 1:51:19 AM
#4
Brotha eeuuuughhhhh

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Topicremember the episode of Jimmy Neutron where
pkmnlord
09/02/24 2:09:35 PM
#18
Ruby madness, RUBY MADNESS!!! IT'S TEARING US APART!

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Topicnext game in Yakuza/Like a Dragon franchise to be revealed Sept. 20th
pkmnlord
09/02/24 1:04:53 PM
#28
Haruka: Like a Dragon

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Topicnext game in Yakuza/Like a Dragon franchise to be revealed Sept. 20th
pkmnlord
09/01/24 5:24:47 PM
#13
Kiwami 3 would be nice as I just finished 1 and 2 in the past couple months. I was planning on leaping forward to LaD (already beat 0 as well FYI).

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TopicMan, Rodney Dangerfield had some wild one-liners lmao:
pkmnlord
09/01/24 5:20:29 PM
#4
Ryven posted...
I told my bartender, surprise me. He showed me a naked picture of my wife.
Boy, what a joint. I asked the bartender for a double and he brought out a guy that looked just like me.

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TopicMan I don't see the appeal to McDonald's burgers.
pkmnlord
08/31/24 2:58:00 AM
#16
Not the worst, not the best either.

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TopicDo you still watch Crunchyroll?
pkmnlord
08/30/24 1:06:22 PM
#7
I did way back just to watch the Persona 4 animations, but otherwise never used it since.

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TopicDo you like females with a lot of tattoos?
pkmnlord
08/30/24 1:04:17 PM
#47
I got no issues with tattoos in general, but placement and tattoo content matters.

I don't care if someone's all covered in tats if they look good together and don't really clash. But yeah, it stands out more if you've got tattoos seemingly placed where ever with no thought beyond "here's an open spot" and they don't really match all that well.

Some people look really good, others look really bad. Some just look ok. All depends.

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TopicMom joins daughter's bus stop brawl
pkmnlord
08/29/24 11:52:06 PM
#21
UnhndredDescole posted...
https://twitter.com/LostBmore/status/1136328417459220481
When the older woman (someone's mom I'm guessing) started demanding for the bat back and shouting "give it to me!", I thought the girl who had the bat was gonna be like "oh I'll give it to you alright!" and start swinging on her too.

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Topicdo you own a pair of american hobo gloves?
pkmnlord
08/28/24 1:54:54 PM
#16
PoopPotato posted...
Lmao, this was my reaction as well
Lol same, I was like "I don't like the way that brand name sounds"

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TopicRIP John Witherspoon
pkmnlord
08/27/24 6:53:48 PM
#20
Bang-bang! Bang-bang-bang-ba-bang!

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TopicFavorite way to eat Potatoes?
pkmnlord
08/27/24 4:43:20 AM
#17
With my mouth

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TopicWhich popular social media app is the worst?
pkmnlord
08/26/24 8:10:41 PM
#2
I'd honestly group all except Pinterest (which I've honestly never used before) as equally atrocious.

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TopicMy job won't let me have time off to go to my doctor's appointment
pkmnlord
08/26/24 8:09:32 PM
#25
Go anyway and call out, and if they complain then tell them they should've approved your time off request in the first place

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TopicFound a word that describes a LOT of men when it comes to talking to women
pkmnlord
08/26/24 1:27:30 AM
#6
Well seeing how it rolls off the tongue so easily, can't fathom why it's not used more often.

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TopicKari Lake Urged to Get Off the Stage at Arizona Trump Rally
pkmnlord
08/25/24 6:23:37 PM
#12
Friendly reminder this dumb broad was previously just a news anchor on Fox News here in AZ.

Why she's being given any attention besides acknowledging her existence, I don't know.

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TopicWas there ever a red milk/blue milk divide in your family?
pkmnlord
08/25/24 1:40:29 AM
#56
My parents always bought whole milk just...because, I guess. No real specific reason. Eventually once I grew older, I started buying 2% because I could swear it lasts a little longer than whole milk. Could just be my refrigerator, could be placebo, could be I've just had bad luck with whole milk, but 2% is what I stick with nowadays.

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Topic"Men playing video games is peak unattractive"
pkmnlord
08/20/24 3:56:18 PM
#121
Oh yeah? Well I find any woman who thinks men playing video games is peak unattractive-ness to be peak unattractive!

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Topicpublic school issues are about to get worse
pkmnlord
08/20/24 3:07:17 AM
#24
Normalize soiling yourself right in the middle of class if your teacher denies you a bathroom trip.

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TopicRemember Kony 2012? That was powerful
pkmnlord
08/19/24 10:05:26 PM
#14
Yeah, powerfully stupid. Nobody took that shit seriously at all.

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TopicPeople that eat burgers plain and dry!
pkmnlord
08/19/24 2:08:56 AM
#4
Like, just bun + patty + bun? Yeah I can't do that. I at least need a slice of cheese or some condiments in there.

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TopicPokemon President is teasing game news
pkmnlord
08/17/24 3:24:17 PM
#12
Umbreon posted...
Pokemon Colosseum 3 which will sell 999 billion copies

*Inhales copium*
Aye lemme get a hit of that shit

*shoves you and yanks gas mask*


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Topicdo old people hatefully stare at you in public
pkmnlord
08/17/24 3:17:02 PM
#22
Only if I'm wearing a graphic tee or a metal band shirt.

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TopicHow many "Rs" are in the word "Strawberry", CE?
pkmnlord
08/17/24 3:15:29 PM
#27
Lmfao @ Gemini's conversation.

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TopicOne Soda must go away forever!
pkmnlord
08/17/24 3:22:44 AM
#25
DragulaRULEZ posted...
Everyone voting for Dr Pepper is dead to me. You've been tagged!


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TopicGrown women who call you 'daddy'
pkmnlord
08/16/24 3:18:56 AM
#57
It's not really my thing, but honestly it's been so long since any woman has given me a pet name (I don't think "daddy" falls under that category but IDK what else to call it) so I'm pretty much bemused by anything other than my own name lol

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TopicHow do you feel about those gamecube pokemon games
pkmnlord
08/14/24 12:39:07 AM
#9
I loved the hell out of them, but at the same time I also hated that there wasn't any kind of rental battles like in the Stadium games. They did have rental battles, but it wasn't anything like the previous games.

PBR was kind of cool but still not entirely what I was hoping it'd be.

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