Lurker > NeonTentacles

I forget, did his dog die? >_>

I heard they unveiled shit like chicken nuggets, a cantina menu, and mountain dew gelato?

Taco Bell still proving they're the best fast food chain around!

Bruh it's been a thing forever. You ever watch The Boondocks? White people trying to be gangsta will never go away >_>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4PnboqFwiI

Necronmon posted...

I seen plenty of short to the point videos for the shrines in Zelda Tears of the Kingdom your just not looking hard enough.

The point is that I shouldn't have to look hard enough! It should be easy and should be the norm!

Dungeater posted...

i forget the channel but there's this one guy who does uncharted treasure locations and each vid is like 15-60 seconds with no talking. its incredible

That sounds amazing

ViewtifulJoe posted...

This is a bit out of character for you.

What? I've always harped on this shit >_>

Back in the good old days, if you got stuck on something in a video game, you look it up on youtube and then watch like a minute video of how to do it in a quick and easy way and that's it. Then you move on with your life.

But nowadays, if you're stuck on something in a video game and look up the solution on youtube, you get this:

-Thumbnail with an exaggerated person's face on it, with a red arrow pointing to literally nothing and a title that is typed out LIKE THIS!?!?!?!?! The shortest video is 20 minutes long.

-click on the video and hit a 15 second unskippable ad if you somehow don't have adblocker

-30 second intro plays with various clips of the guy doing wacky stuff while 8-bit music plays in the background. Sometimes he has some dumb avatar.

-"What's up youtube!? [Channel name] here! And today I'm going to show you how to get past this part in the videogame. But first! This video is sponsored by dollar shave club!"

-1 minute ad of Dollar Shave Club / Nord VPN / RAID: Shadow Legends / whatever while youtuber lies about how it improved their life

-"Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe! Click the bell for notifications! Follow me on instagram and twitter! Subscribe to my Twitch stream; I stream every other day at 5pm! Check out my facebook page! Become a member of my subreddit and discord! And check out my Patreon page! You can get access to exclusive streams and if you donate $5 or more, I'll put your name at the end of the video! Be sure to SMASH that like button!"

-Guy then proceeds to talk about his personal experiences growing up with the video and how it got him out of a dark time in his life or some shit, all the while jumpcutting cuz heaven-forbid there's dead air between sentences. But somehow it's still long as hell.

-Another ad plays. This time it's 3 minutes but you can actually hit the skip ad button within 5 seconds now.

-10 minutes in, we're finally in the video game part! He then proceeds to shove his face cam feed in the corner, taking up 25% of the screen.

-Guy tries to do the thing multiple times, but keeps failing. Showing a wacky face reaction and then jumpcutting to the next failed attempt.

-Takes him 10 minutes with all the dumb failed attempts he left in the video. All the while, he has to comment on every little fucking thing he sees or does.

-Finally, he does the thing, but barely explains anything about it. Spends more time celebrating that he did it and never explains how he (barely) achieved it.

-"Well I hope that helped. Don't forget to subscribe to see more of my content! And I want to thank my fellow Patreon members such as sephiroth_420, and xXx_360_No_ScOpE_xXx for being my top paid followers this month"

-Patreon names fill the page, then a 1 minute endslate appears that shows a couple of similar videos from the guy, all while 8-bit music plays

-Another ad loads in for some reason, but this time it's 15 seconds and you can't skip it.

People do not know how to get to the FUCKING point anymore and are more concerned with shoving their fat FUCKING face in everything and making a brand of themselves than actually delivering quick and helpful content. It's just like those FUCKING food blogs where they put their life story before every recipe before giving you the directions.

FUCK! Yes, I'm an old man and yes, I'm mad! >_>

Dakimakura posted...

It is wrong to objectify women's mommy milkers

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1577a3cb.jpg
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Hell yeah. I love sorority girls keeping the spirit alive

Like a fundraiser wants to raise money and hires a bunch of sexy college chicks with big hooters to wear skimpy swimsuits and wash people's cars and pressing their hot bodies against the car while doing so >_>

Example:
https://youtu.be/Mbb1ThfMhAk

Yeah, I don't want hackers to see me deeding to big titty amateur asian porn >_>

dameon_reaper posted...

I don't watch football and I was following this topic and kept hoping to stay up a little later to see if the Chiefs won and I had to go to bed and then I woke up and saw they won and I laughed(thinking of this topic)

lol

Well at least it's trending upwards. Maybe by the next generation, they'll let them date and be cool with it as a whole

Thanks for the insight!

Is idol culture still horrendous? (ie: if idols date anyone, the fanbase will riot and their life/career is over) or have they calmed down about? I know you mentioned married women and I know there is an JAV idol group lol, but I meant in general >_>

150yo vampire grooms 17yo teen

Werewolf man imprints a baby, which secures her as his future lover

idg why girls were into this trash series lol

Aristoph posted...

We had the girls kissing poster in our house at college.

We had a tradition of having girls take pics copying the poster in front of the poster, which we'd then put up on the wall next to it. Just going to stress that it was the girls' idea, not me or my housemates. >_>

Nice

I think my friend had Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction as his movie posters

Jupiter posted...

I think SE announced this a few months ago.

It's been stated that it will end at the Forgotten Capital.

Is Forgetten Capital where ____ kills _____?

WingsOfGood posted...

Yuffie
Red XIII
Cait

Yuffie was in Intergrade

I didnt play remake but doesnt Red XIII join at the end?

So literally Cait Sith is the only new character?

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I just want to say that the school theme from Persona 1 is fucking GOAT

https://youtu.be/hrcuIHp4rH0

The pretzel m&ms are pretty good imo

Boobs > Ass

Yeah I dont get idol culture, but Japanese chicks are still hot tho

I think it was Ocarina of Time FAQs, and that was linked from a Gamewinners page

I still havent played it yet. Should I wait for everything to be added?

Basically when the bad days outweigh the good days. I think that's a good metric to break up >_>

Sex

Zikten posted...

What did he do? I keep hearing about this but don't know who he attacked. Was this during the game? I didn't watch it

He got pulled out of a play and something bad happened to the Chiefs (I forget what), so he shoved and yelled at Andy Reid to put him back in

I bought a share of VOO etf with it. Sweet

Dogecoin comeback when?

I heard Moral Orel is a legit good show. It sucks people these days cant appreciate art that makes them feel uncomfortable

deoxxys posted...

That last gif is pretty nifty

I wish I knew where it was from >_>

Why not just design the environment to be conducive to going the right way like they used to do

^lawl

All 0.01 of it

I made like $100-something but I'm gonna put it in a real investment >_>

SilvosForever posted...

I got banned for saying (in a Xenoblade 2 thread)

"Ok guys I get it. You can't handle women with big boobs."

lol

WingsOfGood posted...

no that turned her on

She's into that kinky masochist shit

Did they conceive after that Super Bowl win?

IceCreamOnStero posted...

Rebuilt from the ground up : Remake

Same game but prettier: Remaster

Same game on a different platform: Port

This

Smackems posted...

It happened on 360 with mass effect and dragon age

That's only 2. And I dont remember Dragon Age having 3 games on 360 >_>

PS2 trilogies had Jak, Ratchet and Clank, Prince of Persia, 5 James Bond games, GTA trilogy, Tomb Raider, and probably more I'm forgetting. People could turn out a quality game in 1-2 years

I would honestly be okay with graphics going back to PS2 levels if it means we get games more often >_> I dont need 10 quadtrillion triangles on a character's face

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Remember when whole trilogies were released on PS2 like nothing? I miss those days

Balls deep