Current Events > Travis Kelce is getting a pity handjob tonight

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Kamil
02/11/24 10:56:37 PM
#50:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq-xK3Al4PA

Sorry I wish I had a better example but who from '86 has this??

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NeonTentacles
02/11/24 10:56:46 PM
#51:


Swift gonna let him use the gimp swing tonight

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Zergrush80
02/11/24 10:59:10 PM
#53:


Turning her into a glove tonight

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Blue_Inigo
02/11/24 10:59:18 PM
#54:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1e8cd32e.jpg

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Robot2600
02/11/24 10:59:45 PM
#55:


posting in legendary topic

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Kamil
02/11/24 11:00:02 PM
#56:


Swift going be like I brought this back from Tokyo, for you!!!!!

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NeonTentacles
02/11/24 11:00:22 PM
#57:




Blue_Inigo posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1e8cd32e.jpg

Doesnt matter what time it is. Super bowl sex waits for no one


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Kamil
02/11/24 11:01:57 PM
#58:


Also my '86 Bad Religion with Russian subs was weird, but ya know she got around. She probably even knew who American Football were.

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NeonTentacles
02/11/24 11:05:16 PM
#60:


Andy Reid gets to watch at least. He earned it

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NeonTentacles
02/11/24 11:06:54 PM
#61:


I would pay $100k to hear Travis Kelce get on that mic and say "I'm getting anal tonight! Woooooo!" lol

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Kamil
02/11/24 11:08:43 PM
#62:


Andy Reid keeps making up for that Super Bowl he lost with Terrell Owens and that Eagles team. Thwy had Donovan McNabb!!!!

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__aCEr__
02/11/24 11:10:23 PM
#63:


NeonTentacles posted...
Andy Reid gets to watch at least. He earned it

Surely it's not the first time he's seen Kelce's nuggies.

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Gwynevere
02/11/24 11:10:25 PM
#64:


It's aight TC, you tried
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1fb5f4be.jpg

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Kamil
02/11/24 11:10:27 PM
#65:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/139caa03.jpg

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BewmHedshot
02/11/24 11:10:28 PM
#66:


She just kissed him like a man who can do whatever he wants tonight.
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FlyEaglesFly24
02/11/24 11:11:49 PM
#67:


Kamil posted...
Andy Reid keeps making up for that Super Bowl he lost with Terrell Owens and that Eagles team. Thwy had Donovan McNabb!!!!

Please stop

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Kamil
02/11/24 11:12:17 PM
#68:


I posted Donovan McNabb!!!! *smirk* I hope I can at least get a handshake from Taylor. Andy Reid is the mastermind.

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Kamil
02/11/24 11:14:08 PM
#69:


Strange. Why tell me to stop when I know some knowledge.

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Ricemills
02/11/24 11:14:57 PM
#70:


Corbenik posted...
isnt this what always happens?

then the other team starts winning after halftime

Huh

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Deyestus
02/11/24 11:19:18 PM
#71:


Unlike the 49ers, he WILL. GO. ALL. THE. WAY!!!

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Kamil
02/11/24 11:40:07 PM
#72:


Fucking NBC only paid for Jerry Rice. That's why they lost. Even though Joe put his name on spme lackluster games, he

This is soooo stupid. I love Gamefaqs. Do you ever think Chaz from PSIV got a handjob from Alys?

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CADE_FOSTER
02/11/24 11:55:05 PM
#73:


Blue_Inigo posted...
The Chiefs are taking an L lol
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ultimate_reaver
02/12/24 12:02:49 AM
#74:


Kamil posted...
Fucking NBC only paid for Jerry Rice. That's why they lost. Even though Joe put his name on spme lackluster games, he

This is soooo stupid. I love Gamefaqs. Do you ever think Chaz from PSIV got a handjob from Alys?
this post goes hard af


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Dakimakura
02/12/24 12:03:33 AM
#75:


oop

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SauI_Goodman
02/12/24 12:19:21 AM
#76:


More like getting anal

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Kamil
02/12/24 12:28:18 AM
#78:


to 500!!!!

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Toonstrack
02/12/24 12:30:05 AM
#79:


Lmaoooooooo

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Kamil
02/12/24 12:30:54 AM
#80:


Thanks ultimate reaver, but there was a strange Kennedy ad and even I as too be like that.....Uhhh I my best friends here are board hunters.

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Kamil
02/12/24 12:39:49 AM
#81:


By now Kelce is talkin to Taytay.

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NeonTentacles
02/12/24 12:40:53 AM
#82:


Nah, he's doing the dirty

Right............

NOW!

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Kamil
02/12/24 12:45:13 AM
#83:


We did it. Of course Butker rule
s. Butt buttt heh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-LJyWx4RhU

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Kamil
02/12/24 12:46:12 AM
#84:


Beavis you need to chill fore one song.

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Tyranthraxus
02/12/24 1:00:15 AM
#85:


NeonTentacles posted...
Nah, he's doing the dirty

Right............

NOW!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fbq8RaKlxI

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VRX3000
02/12/24 1:34:32 AM
#86:


You know, this did make me wonder. A lot of people would love to sleep with Taylor Swift. But if they lost the Super Bowl, that sex tonight would have been sad. So in the hierarchy of emotional needs here football is more important than sex. And thats kinda messed up.

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Toonstrack
02/12/24 4:24:21 AM
#87:


VRX3000 posted...
You know, this did make me wonder. A lot of people would love to sleep with Taylor Swift. But if they lost the Super Bowl, that sex tonight would have been sad. So in the hierarchy of emotional needs here football is more important than sex. And thats kinda messed up.

Losing the super bowl and getting to bang Taylor swift is far from the worst fate one could have.

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NeonTentacles
02/12/24 8:39:51 AM
#88:


Balls deep

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McMarbles
02/12/24 8:41:01 AM
#89:


Blue_Inigo posted...
The Chiefs are taking an L lol
Its even funnier the day after!

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LordMarshal
02/12/24 8:53:30 AM
#90:


Taylor probably woke up very sticky.....

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YugiNoob
02/12/24 8:56:20 AM
#91:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0c6aaa54.jpg

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YugiNoob
02/12/24 9:45:50 AM
#93:


Wait, who was that dude who was traded from the Chiefs to the 49ers who said he was so much better in SF right before the Super Bowl lol. I wonder if hell ever be interviewed lol

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Kamil
02/12/24 10:30:47 AM
#94:


This topic earned a simple bump.

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lilORANG
02/12/24 10:32:53 AM
#95:


YugiNoob posted...
Wait, who was that dude who was traded from the Chiefs to the 49ers who said he was so much better in SF right before the Super Bowl lol. I wonder if hell ever be interviewed lol
Would you really expect him to say "i'd prefer to be with KC" and piss off his whole team?

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C_Pain
02/12/24 10:45:28 AM
#96:


This is kinda creepy.

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Kamil
02/12/24 10:48:10 AM
#97:


Time and place.

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Kamil
02/12/24 11:33:32 AM
#98:


To number #95. Hope Solo was such a rebel. She literally would call out the back up goaltender and say. I know I would have made those saves.

I just admired her brutal honesty to the media. More people should be like that. I get trying to say the right things but those things are just nothing words at least be honest or say I don't know then some bs generic stuff.

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DragulaRULEZ
02/12/24 12:03:15 PM
#99:


For the people that hate Taylor, she probably has to have hip replacement surgery now.

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Kamil
02/12/24 12:06:42 PM
#100:


Probably gave Kelce a pity handy after that anyway because she was so tired. OK that's crass. I could post more about Pity by Bad Religion.

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