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TopicBelieve in yourself.
MartavisBryant
03/21/24 7:55:51 PM
#10
I've tried; it never works

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TopicIs there a name for that Billie Eilish/Sydney Sweeney facial expression?
MartavisBryant
03/21/24 7:51:31 PM
#16
Resting Goldeen face

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TopicDragon's Dog 2 releases in 2 hours.
MartavisBryant
03/21/24 7:46:09 PM
#30
My body is ready, arisen

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TopicIght guys my boss told me that the only way we could be.
MartavisBryant
03/21/24 12:23:03 PM
#6
Pics of TC

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TopicJesus, the Last Week Tonight about student loan debt was infuriating.
MartavisBryant
03/21/24 10:38:35 AM
#42
I've already paid back a little over $300k from student loans and still have a principal of $70k+. Fuck the education system in this country.

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TopicDo you hate humanity?
MartavisBryant
03/20/24 7:09:25 PM
#6
Not really. I just hate myself.

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TopicWould you wear this watch I just bought?
MartavisBryant
03/20/24 6:56:53 PM
#29
Dwayne "The Clock" Johnson

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TopicThat's Not Consent, Charlie Brown
MartavisBryant
03/19/24 8:19:41 PM
#34
I have a particular set of skills, Charlie Brown

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TopicThat's Not Consent, Charlie Brown
MartavisBryant
03/19/24 8:05:02 PM
#26
What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets, Charlie Brown.

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TopicWhat kind of sex ed did your schooling teach you?
MartavisBryant
03/19/24 8:02:11 PM
#22
They taught me where to put it, but not how to find someone who wants me to put it in them

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TopicFirst character that comes to mind who has Electricity powers?
MartavisBryant
03/19/24 7:42:42 PM
#8
Pikachu

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TopicWhat should my competitive Gamer handle be?
MartavisBryant
03/18/24 7:12:07 PM
#7
XxCRYSTALMETHxX

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TopicIf a woman were interested in you but she was also
MartavisBryant
03/18/24 6:42:30 PM
#20
GranTurismo posted...
yeah good one, why are you so convinced though that no woman would ever be interested in you? Confidence is very important
It hasn't happened in 32 years

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TopicIf a woman were interested in you but she was also
MartavisBryant
03/18/24 6:17:46 PM
#13
Considering the fact that no woman could ever be interested in me, I would naturally assume that she would intend to use me as a virgin sacrifice.

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TopicWhy do baseball players LOOOVE slapping everyone's ass?
MartavisBryant
03/17/24 8:48:12 PM
#5
divot1338 posted...
SLAPASS! caps


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TopicFound a small bag of hair my ex gf gave me in high school when she got a haircut
MartavisBryant
03/17/24 6:06:01 PM
#8
Put your dick in it

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TopicFarthest you would drive for sex?
MartavisBryant
03/17/24 5:59:00 PM
#4
I would drive for days to lose my virginity, but no woman could ever want me.

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TopicI have never played Monopoly
MartavisBryant
03/16/24 7:18:40 PM
#2
I have never eaten sushi

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TopicI wish muscles grew automatically like boobs do
MartavisBryant
03/16/24 7:09:27 PM
#27
Link_of_time posted...
They kinda do. At puberty you go from a gangly, scrawny, spindly, dweeb, to a filled out adult. It just cant beat your diet.
Not for all of us

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TopicI wish muscles grew automatically like boobs do
MartavisBryant
03/16/24 7:08:37 PM
#26
I wish my muscles would have grown in even the fifth percentile with working out. I wish a year and a half of weight lifting with minimal results wouldn't have culminated in my humerus fracturing doing chest presses in October.

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TopicI forgot how useless Willie is in Temple of Doom. Great tits tho
MartavisBryant
03/16/24 3:46:35 PM
#4
Vyrulisse posted...
Well well well another topic with no pics... this has to stop.


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TopicI have plenty of awesome Pokemon in Ultra Moon.
MartavisBryant
03/16/24 3:44:29 PM
#12
Pics

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TopicWhat're the plans for the weekend CE?
MartavisBryant
03/16/24 1:05:40 PM
#10
Same as every other weekend: playing video games, watching TV, and hating myself

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TopicAnything I should buy on the Steam sale?
MartavisBryant
03/16/24 1:03:33 PM
#2
The Orange Box is on sale for $0.99, if you somehow don't have it yet.

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TopicHave you introduced your wife/gf to CE yet?
MartavisBryant
03/16/24 12:59:56 PM
#6
She types parts of all my posts

She is my right hand

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TopicYour crush asks you "Truth or Dare?"
MartavisBryant
03/15/24 9:50:57 PM
#8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pks4ihjli5A&ab_channel=FlexLutherTV

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TopicThe only thing that would make my life complete
MartavisBryant
03/15/24 9:46:45 PM
#5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54OYS_mZlBE&ab_channel=Jovan

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TopicCute Catholic chick on 2nd date: Masturbation is basically a sin.
MartavisBryant
03/15/24 9:43:10 PM
#28
*Begins to masturbate while maintaining intense eye contact*

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TopicWhen's the last time you go laid?
MartavisBryant
03/15/24 7:49:56 PM
#11
I bang my GF 10 times a day. You wouldn't know her; she goes to another school.

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TopicIs there one single opinion that everyone agrees on?
MartavisBryant
03/15/24 6:52:14 PM
#8
Rosstin316 posted...
Pizza is good.
This is a good one.
Crimson_Corsair posted...
Sydney Sweeney has some rockin tits.
That's a fact, not an opinion.

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TopicDo you like the year 1999?
MartavisBryant
03/15/24 6:49:57 PM
#5
1999-2003 was the peak of my life. It's unfortunate how awful everything since has been for me in comparison.

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Topicpost a picture of your cat (or cat alternative)
MartavisBryant
03/15/24 6:05:02 PM
#7
Porcelina
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e33efb33.jpg

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TopicITT: We make up words that sound like curse words, but aren't
MartavisBryant
03/15/24 1:55:13 PM
#7
Mung

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TopicHow's the love life CE?
MartavisBryant
03/12/24 8:15:32 PM
#14
I'm an unwantable forever-alone permanent virgin

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TopicI had a bad day at work today
MartavisBryant
03/12/24 6:41:46 PM
#13
I'm sorry to hear it. Here's a cat video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z4jx5VMw8M&ab_channel=DailyPicksandFlicks

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TopicSeeing my Gf for lunch at 3 today.
MartavisBryant
03/12/24 3:20:52 PM
#43
Pics

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Topicwhy are girl ghosts scarier than guy ghosts?
MartavisBryant
03/11/24 6:40:52 PM
#2
Something something BOObs

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TopicDamn already Monday again
MartavisBryant
03/11/24 4:07:05 PM
#2
Damn

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TopicPost her face when she sees your penis
MartavisBryant
03/10/24 12:45:07 PM
#20
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d6194e3d.jpg

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