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TopicDid Clarissa really explain it all
MartavisBryant
02/16/24 10:19:13 PM
#36
Did boy really meet world?

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TopicWtf is Dr.Pepper supposed to taste like?
MartavisBryant
02/16/24 10:09:22 PM
#45
Fun fact: I have met an actual Dr. Pepper IRL. I doubt that he tastes good.

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TopicBut who was CE
MartavisBryant
02/16/24 10:06:59 PM
#9
The friends we made along the way

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TopicWhy do people hate Dasani water?
MartavisBryant
02/16/24 10:04:05 PM
#25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZK8Z8hulFg&ab_channel=ProZD

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TopicThere's vomit on his sweater already.
MartavisBryant
02/15/24 2:22:18 PM
#7
Fun fact: it took me YEARS to realize that mom's spaghetti was the contents of the vomit on his sweater already, and not just something he was saying to rhyme.

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TopicThe Greek Pantheon can be summed up in two words
MartavisBryant
02/15/24 1:20:28 PM
#3
Greek Pantheon

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TopicI've never dated or slept with a woman...
MartavisBryant
02/15/24 1:15:06 PM
#139
KogaSteelfang posted...
I know, right? It was surprised at how everything lined up. I didn't know such a thing existed, but a poster suggested I look into it about a year ago or so, and it's a perfect match.

Like I said, I'm not fully comfortable claiming that since I haven't been diagnosed. But it certainly seems likely given how everything lines up.

Sorry you're dealing with the same things. Hopefully you've had better luck than I have.
I've had better luck than you in that I have wonderful parents and never had to deal with dangerously reckless "professional" help, but I still find myself resonating with all of your posts regarding feelings of self-loathing and general ineptitude.

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TopicI've never dated or slept with a woman...
MartavisBryant
02/15/24 1:10:12 PM
#138
DragulaRULEZ posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4ac837d5.jpg
Interesting. From left to right, I have 5/6, 7/13, and 0/5.

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TopicI've never dated or slept with a woman...
MartavisBryant
02/15/24 10:49:41 AM
#132
KogaSteelfang posted...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avoidant_personality_disorder
TIL there is a name for the way I am

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TopicAre you high status, high earning or high achieving?
MartavisBryant
02/15/24 10:01:22 AM
#6
Sort of, but I still feel like a failure at life for being a forever-alone permanent virgin

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TopicWho else feels like they're gonna be a girlfriendless virgin 'till they die?
MartavisBryant
02/15/24 9:46:51 AM
#22
When someone is incapable of holding a conversation as I am, it's a foregone conclusion.

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TopicDescribe why you like Eminem (if you do)
MartavisBryant
02/15/24 9:06:12 AM
#4
Go, go gadget dick

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TopicFor sale: white privilege card.
MartavisBryant
02/14/24 9:24:05 PM
#8
Stop making fun of this man! He's had to work every day of his life! How would you like to be forced into child labor?

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TopicI've never dated or slept with a woman...
MartavisBryant
02/14/24 3:53:53 PM
#91
ZannoL posted...
Good lord one not so great experience means youre doomed for the rest of your life?

Stop that.
Believe me, I would give anything to change the way I feel about myself.

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TopicI've never dated or slept with a woman...
MartavisBryant
02/14/24 3:02:44 PM
#76
ZannoL posted...
please dont attach your worth to whether or not you are getting laid.
That's easier said than done (for me, at least). I had exactly one chance to lose my virginity, and my body betrayed me. Ever since that moment almost two years ago, I have felt worthless and like a failure at life. I never felt that way before, and it doesn't get any better over time.

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TopicHas anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more
MartavisBryant
02/14/24 2:27:51 PM
#11
Have you ever had a dream that that you um you had you'd you would you could you'd do you wi you wants you you could do so you you'd do you could you you want you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

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TopicAre you alone this valentine's day?
MartavisBryant
02/14/24 11:37:39 AM
#11
Yes. I'm a forever-alone permanent virgin.

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TopicAny of you here have ever had a CT Scan done before?
MartavisBryant
02/13/24 3:13:53 PM
#15
Guide posted...
It's real quick, you have nothing to worry about. Now MRIs, that's the fun zone.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d66d6375.jpg
What, and I don't say this lightly, the fuck?

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TopicCE will you be my valentine?
MartavisBryant
02/13/24 3:12:10 PM
#10
KogaSteelfang posted...
Yeah, but I feel you wouldn't be mine.

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TopicI know I know for sure
MartavisBryant
02/12/24 10:29:52 PM
#3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgkO3usqSx8&ab_channel=ToddBrown

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TopicI am just done, forever alone it is
MartavisBryant
02/12/24 9:37:07 PM
#19
C_Pain posted...
Clearly you weren't forever alone if you were with someone prior.
This. TC, you don't want to be in the actual forever alone club.

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TopicWho has the best uniforms in all of sports?
MartavisBryant
02/12/24 8:17:21 PM
#47
The Raiders
Honorable mention: University of Washington football uniforms

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TopicThis raven is a thicc boi
MartavisBryant
02/12/24 6:05:50 PM
#4
He never once said "nevermore" to food

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TopicHow do you put those little yellow smiley faces in your post?
MartavisBryant
02/10/24 12:45:08 PM
#14


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TopicThen, looking east, she saw it coming, at least her eyes began to register it
MartavisBryant
02/09/24 5:28:40 PM
#4
Virgina

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TopicCan we all agree a hole photo just isn't cute or sexy
MartavisBryant
02/09/24 5:20:28 PM
#13
viewmaster_pi posted...
there was a hole here

it's gone now


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TopicHow do you feel when someone says a word in another language with an accent?..
MartavisBryant
02/08/24 6:21:51 PM
#31
It makes me feel like eating a croissant filled with mozzarella cheese

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TopicWhat's your current relationship status?
MartavisBryant
02/06/24 6:28:09 PM
#27
Forever-alone permanent virgin

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TopicME: "Free couch!". Customer: "Yeah can you, like...."
MartavisBryant
02/06/24 6:26:45 PM
#5
The customer is always right

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TopicFavorite new Pokemon of each generation?
MartavisBryant
02/06/24 6:24:13 PM
#3
Gen 1: Flareon
Gen 2: Umbreon

IDK about the rest

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TopicWhy do they call it V day?
MartavisBryant
02/06/24 1:34:05 PM
#5
Because you turn V degrees and walk away

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TopicC/D: yellow is the worst starburst flavor
MartavisBryant
02/05/24 7:12:13 PM
#9
thronedfire2 posted...
red is the worst of the originals

ablegator posted...
Any candy with artificial cherry flavor tastes like medicine so thats almost always the worst. So red. Its not close for me.


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TopicBritish food is the worst
MartavisBryant
02/04/24 1:24:22 PM
#23
Pallet

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TopicIce cream candy bars: Yay or Nay
MartavisBryant
02/03/24 9:23:41 PM
#7
Nay due to sensitive teeth

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TopicITT: We post obscure music
MartavisBryant
02/03/24 9:19:28 PM
#5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QqYzR5hmFc&ab_channel=CSB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-QM0XP_h3c&ab_channel=EvilInkRecords

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TopicHow do I take control and improve my lot in life?
MartavisBryant
02/03/24 9:06:12 PM
#7
Bootstraps

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TopicTikTok star slams men for decline of masculinity. Says men need to pay.
MartavisBryant
02/03/24 9:04:49 PM
#48
Am I...am I supposed to change a tire with my penis?

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Topicjesse pinkman = pink; walter white = white
MartavisBryant
02/03/24 8:15:52 PM
#17
HUEll

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TopicWhat action games would you like to see turn based spinoffs from
MartavisBryant
02/03/24 12:12:13 AM
#17
Borderlands

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TopicIt's been 4 years since the final season of Bojack Horseman.
MartavisBryant
02/01/24 9:48:50 PM
#7
BlazinBlue88 posted...
Time flies.
Time's arrow neither stands still nor reverses. It merely marches forward.

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