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New updated tag for TC.

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Wow, I saw the early part of that topic. So despite everyone advising him not to do what he was thinking of doing, he did it anyway?

Imagine killing two baby birds because oh no maybe some bird poop.

Unknown5uspect posted...

It just like straight up doesn't look like it belongs in reality.

It's fucking ugly.

Inarguably one of the biggest wastes of a human existence walking around.

There is nothing redeemable about the man. Nothing.

TheOtherMike posted...

Alien invaders would wipe us out without ever setting tentacles on the ground. Possibly without us even knowing they were the cause of our extinction.

Speaking of which...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tybKnGZRwcU&t=674s&pp=ygULa3VyeiBnZXNhZ3Q%3D

All hypotheticals, but food for thought.

Slow drivers, and it's not even close.

I dont know when this trend of "lets drive 5 mph under the speed limit for no fucking reason" or "Let's merge onto the 65 mph minimum freeway at about 40" bullshit came from, but it's getting pretty fucking tiring.

People need to figure out where the fuck they're going and get there.

Cheater87 posted...

How many GOP members will be found to be speaking with Russians due to this?

At the very least all the ones who went to Russia a few years back.

I don't agree that complaints shouldn't be voiced immediately, Biden is not above condemnation (quick reminder that Trump thinks presidents should be, especially when he's president) but I'm also a realist who recognizes that Donald Trump not only would be legitimately, provably 100,000 times worse, but his last term was an exercise in open corruption and ineptitude that set records for how terrible it was.

Jim Davis must have a gambling problem.

I still respect the fuck out of Bill Waterson for not licensing Calvin and Hobbes the same way. He knew it would taint his creation, and he was right.

Accolon posted...

#11 Captain Falcon

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b3fea84f.jpg

I got big "Karl Urban in Dredd" vibes from this one.

Example number eleventy billion of an out of touch billionaire not understanding something and thinking the solution is to just throw money at it.

Also

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9v7N2-q1wQs&t=90s&pp=ygULYWV3IGJvdGNoZXM%3D

refmon posted...

Imagine pressuring Biden in the slightest to change instead of saying you'll vote for him no matter what he does

Which is already being done. People haven't exactly been quiet about it.

But point blank question: How will Trump be better for Palestine than Biden? Go.

Humble_Novice posted...

The far-right propagandists in Twitter are having a field day with this woman.

Of course they are.

The right wing knows that their stances are mostly lies and hyperbole, so when there's an outlier they never hesitate to go "See!? We told you LGBTQ are bad people!!"

Guaranteed it's a red state.

Umbreon posted...

But I was told they'd never go after same sex marriage again!

Or contraception.

Or states rights to abortion.

Or Obergefell.

Or revisiting Jim Crow laws.

Just remember, repubs and fence sitters: they are openly calling for this shit. A massive rollback of the civil rights of these groups that they have the most disdain for. And Trump himself has openly stated that a 2024 term is nothing more than a revenge tour.

If that orange traitor sits at that resolute desk again, the blood that follows will most definitely be on your hands too.

Gee, I wonder why right wing judges want to protect kid touchers?

Such a mystery!

nekrodev posted...

I'm not here to argue the legitimacy, but copying other peoples' content in profession settings is generally frowned upon.

That's true, but let's reserve the vitriol for prolific joke stealers like Ned "Carlos Mencia" Holnes, Dennis Leary, and Amy Schumer.

I only ever heard two examples of Dane Cook stealing jokes. The aforementioned "guy hit by car" bit, and Joe Rogan mentioned something about a bit about tigers mating.

DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC posted...

Think you meant Doris (Ray's mom).

Fun fact: the woman who played the senile old Aunt Bethany? Mae Questel, the original voice actress for Betty Boop.

Yep, I knew that one.

Play ball!

The_Punisher_69 posted...

Maybe you should actually meet people in real life. A lot of maybes in this.

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Ah, so you're just trolling.

StealThisSheen posted...

Didn't they have to jump through hoops to even re-release Tecmo Bowl, such as removing the references to real teams and players? I doubt they'll do that again.

Maybe.

I just know there's about a billion NES and SNES games I'd rather see on there than Obscure Japanese Game #11,746,852

archizzy posted...

I still remember playing this in the early 80s at school in the library on one of the computers that only had monochrome monitors and everything was green. Good memories.

Number Munchers too.

Still waiting for Techmo Super Bowl, god fucking dammit.

SauI_Goodman posted...

How dare you insult Patricia Heaton like that

I just fucking realized she's the obnoxious aunt from Christmas Vacation.

nekrodev posted...

he was caught copying jokes and just generally being a shitty person

What, two whole jokes? And BTW, Dane's "hit by a car" bit was better than Louis CK's. (Speaking of comedians who fall under the "being a shitty person" category!)

Solar_Crimson posted...

Oh my god

"But why does everyone trash Duncan and be mean to him and tell him to stick to Pokmon and Subway?!"

That. Posts like that is why.

Republicans want christofascism but Dunc over here like "muh internet!"

Clownshoes.

Cemith posted...

I don't know your political leanings, I'm just telling you that calling the Left a cult when they're up against actual literal fascists is little, well, I'll say "misguided".

I'm going to assume your heart is in the right place until you give me a reason to believe otherwise.

I have them tagged as a chud.

Full_Pokedex posted...

It's easy to say shit like that when youre safe behind your computer and can make generalizations based on what you've seen on it and nothing else.

Duncan looking for another vacation, I see.

Please explain how it's "generalizations" when the republican party has expressly laid out their plans (project 2025) and their supporters cheer and clap and buy Trump merch.

If someone is still a republican after all the shit they've done and all the shit they haven't done yet that they said they absolutely will do, you're a bad person, period fucking dot.

I never got the Dane Cook hate. He got red-hot and then flared out. It happens. Celebrity life is a meat grinder.

Humble_Novice posted...

Who does he think he's trying to fool?

The dumbasses who watch Sean Hannity.

He's succeeding, too.

Westernwolf4 posted...

Isnt that the one where last we hear Maggies pacifier followed by a long pause and then the shot?

Yeesh.

That could have gone either way. Remember who shot Mr. Burns.

BlazinBlue88 posted...

Not to mention Meg's VA appears a lot on Robot Chicken.

Seth McFarlane voices Palpatine on Robot Chicken.

Just needs a tiny little bag under one wing and they're ready for the farmer's market.

BPD as in Borderline Personality Disorder?

Free advice from someone who knows: keep them at arms length.

Working as intended.

Like an air hose dropped in a mud puddle.

No last second deathbed confession?

I still get a kick out of the fact that the first thing that happens in the movie with Mario is Pratt backhandly shitting all over everyone who claimed he couldn't do the "it's-a me" Mario voice.

Alucard188 posted...

I don't believe for one second that he'll see the inside of a jail cell. I just want his empire in ruins and him to never hold office again. I want him to be a pariah.

Personally, I think once the dust has settled and he loses in November, that some time will pass and he'll have an "aneurysm" or a "heart attack".

He literally stole classified secrets from the United States government, and it is highly probable that he sold them to foreign entities too, namely Saudis and Russians, who were both at Fart-A-Lotgo while the documents were there.

If you think the US government is just going to let that slide, I have some oceanfront property in Kansas to sell you.

Trump's 2024 campaign strategy is apparently going to be bitching endlessly about 2020.

I'm sure that'll work out well.

LoveLikeJazz posted...

Lmao damn she's trying so hard

They all are. There's only so many simp bucks to go around.

Late term abortion is a 70% losing issue.

Make the left defend it.

Good luck, because the left aren't defending it you dumb MAGA jackass.

Also, here's my surprised face at Trump throwing someone under the bus whose done nothing but suck his toadstool. Hope it was worth it, Linds!

Glad they took time out of their busy day of obfuscating for child rapists and pedophiles in their church to chime in on what constitutes a "grave threat".