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Umbreon posted...

But I was told they'd never go after same sex marriage again!

Or contraception.

Or states rights to abortion.

Or Obergefell.

Or revisiting Jim Crow laws.

Just remember, repubs and fence sitters: they are openly calling for this shit. A massive rollback of the civil rights of these groups that they have the most disdain for. And Trump himself has openly stated that a 2024 term is nothing more than a revenge tour.

If that orange traitor sits at that resolute desk again, the blood that follows will most definitely be on your hands too.

Gee, I wonder why right wing judges want to protect kid touchers?

Such a mystery!

nekrodev posted...

I'm not here to argue the legitimacy, but copying other peoples' content in profession settings is generally frowned upon.

That's true, but let's reserve the vitriol for prolific joke stealers like Ned "Carlos Mencia" Holnes, Dennis Leary, and Amy Schumer.

I only ever heard two examples of Dane Cook stealing jokes. The aforementioned "guy hit by car" bit, and Joe Rogan mentioned something about a bit about tigers mating.

DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC posted...

Think you meant Doris (Ray's mom).

Fun fact: the woman who played the senile old Aunt Bethany? Mae Questel, the original voice actress for Betty Boop.

Yep, I knew that one.

Play ball!

The_Punisher_69 posted...

Maybe you should actually meet people in real life. A lot of maybes in this.

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Ah, so you're just trolling.

StealThisSheen posted...

Didn't they have to jump through hoops to even re-release Tecmo Bowl, such as removing the references to real teams and players? I doubt they'll do that again.

Maybe.

I just know there's about a billion NES and SNES games I'd rather see on there than Obscure Japanese Game #11,746,852

archizzy posted...

I still remember playing this in the early 80s at school in the library on one of the computers that only had monochrome monitors and everything was green. Good memories.

Number Munchers too.

Still waiting for Techmo Super Bowl, god fucking dammit.

SauI_Goodman posted...

How dare you insult Patricia Heaton like that

I just fucking realized she's the obnoxious aunt from Christmas Vacation.

nekrodev posted...

he was caught copying jokes and just generally being a shitty person

What, two whole jokes? And BTW, Dane's "hit by a car" bit was better than Louis CK's. (Speaking of comedians who fall under the "being a shitty person" category!)

Solar_Crimson posted...

Oh my god

"But why does everyone trash Duncan and be mean to him and tell him to stick to Pokmon and Subway?!"

That. Posts like that is why.

Republicans want christofascism but Dunc over here like "muh internet!"

Clownshoes.

Cemith posted...

I don't know your political leanings, I'm just telling you that calling the Left a cult when they're up against actual literal fascists is little, well, I'll say "misguided".

I'm going to assume your heart is in the right place until you give me a reason to believe otherwise.

I have them tagged as a chud.

Full_Pokedex posted...

It's easy to say shit like that when youre safe behind your computer and can make generalizations based on what you've seen on it and nothing else.

Duncan looking for another vacation, I see.

Please explain how it's "generalizations" when the republican party has expressly laid out their plans (project 2025) and their supporters cheer and clap and buy Trump merch.

If someone is still a republican after all the shit they've done and all the shit they haven't done yet that they said they absolutely will do, you're a bad person, period fucking dot.

I never got the Dane Cook hate. He got red-hot and then flared out. It happens. Celebrity life is a meat grinder.

Humble_Novice posted...

Who does he think he's trying to fool?

The dumbasses who watch Sean Hannity.

He's succeeding, too.

Westernwolf4 posted...

Isnt that the one where last we hear Maggies pacifier followed by a long pause and then the shot?

Yeesh.

That could have gone either way. Remember who shot Mr. Burns.

BlazinBlue88 posted...

Not to mention Meg's VA appears a lot on Robot Chicken.

Seth McFarlane voices Palpatine on Robot Chicken.

Just needs a tiny little bag under one wing and they're ready for the farmer's market.

BPD as in Borderline Personality Disorder?

Free advice from someone who knows: keep them at arms length.

Working as intended.

Like an air hose dropped in a mud puddle.

No last second deathbed confession?

I still get a kick out of the fact that the first thing that happens in the movie with Mario is Pratt backhandly shitting all over everyone who claimed he couldn't do the "it's-a me" Mario voice.

Alucard188 posted...

I don't believe for one second that he'll see the inside of a jail cell. I just want his empire in ruins and him to never hold office again. I want him to be a pariah.

Personally, I think once the dust has settled and he loses in November, that some time will pass and he'll have an "aneurysm" or a "heart attack".

He literally stole classified secrets from the United States government, and it is highly probable that he sold them to foreign entities too, namely Saudis and Russians, who were both at Fart-A-Lotgo while the documents were there.

If you think the US government is just going to let that slide, I have some oceanfront property in Kansas to sell you.

Trump's 2024 campaign strategy is apparently going to be bitching endlessly about 2020.

I'm sure that'll work out well.

LoveLikeJazz posted...

Lmao damn she's trying so hard

They all are. There's only so many simp bucks to go around.

Late term abortion is a 70% losing issue.

Make the left defend it.

Good luck, because the left aren't defending it you dumb MAGA jackass.

Also, here's my surprised face at Trump throwing someone under the bus whose done nothing but suck his toadstool. Hope it was worth it, Linds!

Glad they took time out of their busy day of obfuscating for child rapists and pedophiles in their church to chime in on what constitutes a "grave threat".

kirbymuncher posted...

lol

So by Trump's rationale he's been an enormous fucking failure since getting the biggest participation trophy in history in 2016.

Because if there's anything Trump is known for, its not lying his ass off any time he opens his fucking mouth.

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Nothing to see here, people.

I was at Judgement Day '01 and Wrestlemania 31.

I was also at a WcW Monday Nitro in late 97/early 98.

Went to a WWE house show as well.

ButteryMales posted...

Comparing ending a genocide to getting a cookie.

Biden hasn't stopped supplying bombs to Israel and I will vote for Biden if and when he does stop supplying bombs to Israel.

Cool. And like I told you before, if Trump gets reelected be sure to tell all the LGBTQ and minorities how morally against genocide you are as they're being trucked to the rail yard. They'll get a chuckle, I bet.

wanderingshade posted...

I dunno how his team comes up with dumb ass mixed messaging stuff like this and it doesn't elicit confusion from his base. They'll somehow all see something like it's the Bat signal but for Trump, instead of something ominous like Trump will block out the sun a cast the US in a dark shadow.

Any people who are still trumpers at this point see only one thing: Donald Trump's rat nest of pubes when they come up for air.

deupd_u posted...

What a cringe word. And y'all are the ones obsessed with Trump, not I.

You literally spent money on a knife branded with that criminal fuck's name.

Sandalorn posted...

Not a surprise ButteryMales is ok with increasing the suffering of people in the US via not voting. Not a shock at all.

Who cares if there would be massively increased suffering in America and Gaza if Trump is reelected? Biden didn't give him a cookie, so I guess he has to vote for fascists now.

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Welcome to the GOP.

Umbreon posted...

Man is incapable of giving a straight answer when he's on the spot.

Because he's a lying sack of shit who is incapable of telling the truth or feeling shame for lying.

Will_VIIII posted...

That hits hard having dealt with a miscarriage in January

Same.

I lost my daughter to stillbirth a long time ago, she would be turning 15 this year. We still have things like the blanket she was bundled in, footprints, and a lock of her hair.

We had my son afterwards. If we were living under the draconian abortion laws in red states at the time, my son might not be here due to my wife not getting the medical care she needed.

"That's the thing about getting in bed with extremists. Eventually nothing you do is extreme enough."

Imagine asking for the benefit of the doubt when you're a known racist bigot poster.

Yeah, they're a bunch of shut-in losers waiting for fandom to inevitably shut the boards down so they can take their victory lap and say they "won".

Chainsaw guy from Scarface/10

Typical end times bullshit.

There were literally social media posts from him admitting as such.

Plus, there's the whole little sticking point of "was driven by mommy 45 minutes one way across state lines with an illegally purchased weapon to stand in front of buildings he neither owned nor worked for while not acting in any official law enforcement or private security capacity".

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They're a chud, that comes with the territory.

Inb4: "Nuh uh, no I'm not! I'm totally a dem, guys!"