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You should definitely show her what it's like to be a lady. Take her out and make her feel like a real life Disney princess. Invite her up to the tallest and classiest building you can find, like the Space Needle if you've got one. If you don't got one, just pile up as many milk crates you can stack.

Once you're up there and checking out the stars and she's really feeling the romance, it's time to advance the plot. Much like all modern princes, she needs to hate you for a bit. The easiest way is to full on insult her. I like to keep it simple and just tell her she's a piece of shit and I hope she dies. This completes act one. She now hates you.

Now it's time for act two. She needs to see you as a man of action that saves her. Unfortunately, the only danger around is you. If you're at the Space Needle, just start muttering random threats. Nothing awful. Just things like you're gonna wait until she falls asleep and shave her head. If you're on milk crates just jump off and kick away the stairs. Now she's trapped, which cements her as Repunzel, which more importantly makes you best Disney boy Flynn Rider.

You still need to get her out of danger though so that she falls for you. This part is important. I've forgotten it once or twice and it hasn't worked out nearly as well. If you're at the crates, simply set up the steps again. If you're in the threatening to shave her head situation, tell her you were just kidding. Also, laugh so that she knows it's a joke. You'll really want to sell it, so go over the top like Tidus. This also displays your sense of humor. Women also love that.

Now it's onto the final act. I've unfortunately never finished many Disney movies because I don't have the attention span to sit and watch a movie for over an hour, except Lion King because that dude rocks. So we'll follow that one. You'll need to have your nephew around to show up and fight you for being too awesome. Let him win to show how kind you are and then all of swanky hyena type women will swarm to get a piece of you. Now you're swimming in girls.

And that's how you treat her like a lady

Phoro posted...

I think he's alright outside of Seinfeld... Not his stand up, mind, but I really enjoyed his Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. The other person is usually funnier, but Jerry riffs off them well.

This is pretty much his biggest strength. He does a great job I'm Curb Your Enthusiasm because of it too. He definitely ups the quality of things he's in, but he shouldn't be the main dish. He's like the MSG of people

Without the line to the toilet, aren't you afraid people will get lost?

Wasn't she the host a few months ago? Idk if that counts

This looks like something I would write. Wtf is this

They came out pretty strong after/during covid. A lot of kids weren't around other people to tell them they looked dumb. The only people I've ever seen pull off a mullet well is PPP and AC Slater

Every time is a transition period. That's how time works

MICHALECOLE posted...

Haha you said bought instead of brought

thats what keeps me coming back

So juvenile...
This is what keeps me coming back. Beyond the loud old crabs, there's still some lighthearted fun here and there

Originally came here because of Phantasy Star Online for the DC. I think I found LUE and CE randomly around that time. Then went off to college and came back to find no LUE access and CE looked fun enough

HudGard posted...

Looking forward to it. The last season had that gone on for too long vibe.

This pretty much
I've enjoyed the ride overall, but I'm very okay with them wrapping things up.

I've never mowed a lawn. My dad was of the opinion that we would do it wrong, so he never had us do it. Then I rented and landlords took care of things. Now I pay the neighbor kids to do it.

Disagree
Shorter shirts are better for me to stretch and accidentally show off my abs

Irony posted...

I actually forgot about that

Forget what I said

Also why the fuck would Frieza even remember this dude

Frieza thinks Saiyins are gross and he found Bardock exceptionally ugly. Frieza prefers more of a sleek look.

I prefer shorter work days. I'd do 7x5ish hour days if that was an option. Once I'm up and about, I'm more productive in other aspects too. If I don't have a real reason to force me out of bed, then I simply won't.

Raikuro posted...

If a guy is hot enough they can do the same, if they're not homophobic.

I'm fairly average looking and more than one random dude has made an offer like this to me. It was only for $200, but I was flattered by that amount tbh. I did decline though

Did he already do it or is he trying to do it? I'm confused on where they're at in the process here

Theyre becoming the cause by being beaten up by the police? Yeah, that's definitely a problem and everything but it's not on the protesters

I often find myself disagreeing with a great many of Duncan's posts, but when he's right he's right.

BlueTigerLion posted...

Yea. He has 3 YouTube channels with 75,000 subs. Survivor channel has over 200K subs. Just not sure he makes money off it all his stuff features copyrighted material.

Also that time he brought a boat load of traffic to gamefaqs with his inaccurate renewed/cancelled tv show list. Tons of registered accounts, cross traffic generated by yahoonews, etc. Shit was bonkers. If Fandom wants a piece of that action, that's who they should emulate

Is this that train to the end of the world or whatever show? I remember reading the premise and it sounded interesting

Hey, that's hs volleyball enthusiast, Jackie Daytona

All I know is Imma keep my mouth closed. I'm not saying shit about Boeing

If Fandom wanted to bring traffic to CE without any regard for common decency, they would have asked duckbear to be a consultant. Beyond a few of the prolific faq writers, dude brought in more traffic to gamefaqs than anyone

He finally did it. He took enough drugs to travel through time

PPD has no trouble finding folks to brutalize. They don't need scraps

I'm starting to think some people here are watching It's Always Sunny wrong. Again, you're not supposed to emulate these people. This is why we can't have nice things

Mod discretion

Several mods have made very reasonable declarations of what should cross the line. Then some othe mods Kool Aid man into topics and starts modding for the dumbest shit what directly contradicts that was previously stated

Regular Chips Ahoy are made of pressed together sawdust. They're disgusting.

Regular Oreos are fine.

Chewy Chips Ahoy are very good.

Weird flavor Oreos range from fantastic to fine.

I'm gonna say Oreos wins. They're consistently better

We lost a lot of good guys out there saving the world from the weather dominator. Show them some fucking respect.

Hayame_Zero posted...

The "Dan 'ILLEGAL SEX ACT' Schneider" meme seemed more to be joking about pedophilia. That's why it was usually modded.

Like how Hannibal got people talking about Bill Cosby again. It's not inherently bad to spread awareness this way imo

Jaguar34 posted...

Did a 15 mile ride while meeting with a support group over 90 minutes. Thankfully no one mentioned anything.
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Getting hard to ride in the afternoon. My outdoor cycling season may be wrapping up. Mornings and evenings are too dangerous to ride.

4 mile walk early this morning playing 2K. Gonna try to complete a 40 game season by the end of Q2. Averaging 2 miles a game.

Added 20lbs to my standard bench and Im now bench pressing 125lbs for 5 sets of 21

Still snatch grip deadlifting 235lbs for 10 sets of 5 and squatting 185lbs for 2 sets of 20. Like the development of my arms and traps. CNS feels awesome. Working to complete all lifts over the course of 2 hours.

I probably now have to ride bikes outside less because of the heat. I'll probably start racing virtually when it's cool at night. What lifts would you add to my program if I did all of this in one day? Can only lift 2x a week because of my cardio schedule but I have plenty of juice. Normally I would box but its a bit too hot to do that outside too. Pools are a little crowded due to the heat wave.

Would an hour of rowing on my machine be all I need to be balanced from a strength standpoint? Maybe pull ups?

Out of curiosity, what's with the sets of 21? It's not wrong, but you can likely get similar results with higher weight/fewer reps. If you're trying shave time off of your routine, that would help a bit.

Anyway, as mentioned I'd throw in overhead press and maybe rows of some kind. I also at one point attempted to use a rowing machine for back exercises. It works, but I got better results from traditional lifts. I do love a row machine for idle cardio though.

Then you'd hit everything pretty much. It's hard af to train cardio hard while also training lifting imo. So good luck to you on that one.

Also, if you're looking to shave time off your routine I'd recommend the rest-pause sets. It's still being studied to see if it's as effective as normal sets, but things look promising. It at least seems to be in the same ballpark. It definitely shaves a lot of time off of a routine

My wife went through a similar situation with her dad recently. Lots of similar situations to your upbringing too. He had pancreatic cancer and was only given a few months to live. She spent that time getting answers to a lot of questions about why he was never around during her life. I'm personally of the, "fuck that guy" camp but she grew a better understanding and got a little closure.

That's not how I deal with these types of things, but I can see how lots of folks value it. So, if you do then listen to TC. It seems to help

I am derived from hill folk, so I prefer ranch

Guns_of_Verdun posted...

"You see what he actually meant was"

I always love when Trump clarifies later that he meant exactly what he said. He meant that horrible/dumb thing 100% literally.

I left a well paying job last year that was incredibly stressful. I put in ten years. I was done. Now I'm in a much less stressful position making regular people money. I enjoy it more but because of my previous job, I don't really need to worry much about money. I could potentially retire in a few years

They mixed in with the Thetans, so theres no way to tell where exactly they are. Learn your Scientology

Kevin Spacey

Megatech

I have an idea that I think you should try before you leave the industry. Allow me to make my pitch.

For too long our feet have been the only only appendages that we dress up for protection and fashion. What if I told you, that could change? What if there was another way?

Well, there could be and it's exactly what we're all thinking but never had the courage to implement. That's right, allow me to introduce you to the first sneakers for your hands. It's what I call "creepers".

Imagine a line of functional and fashionable clothing for your hands. You can be as cool as your favorite athletes and actors. Wouldn't you love to own a pair of creepers endorsed by athlete of the century's estate, OJ Simpson? Slip in to a pair of the all new Juicy creepers. How about renowned actor Kevin Spacey? Try on the Billionaire Boys club exclusive creepers coming out next week.

It doesn't end there, coming out this summer creepers are taking the comedy world by storm too. Put your self inside of the "Would you mind if I I take of something while we talk" endorsed by Louis CK. But wait, coming this election season are the Trumps. A pair of creepers made entirely of repurposed human waste. They'll be a hit with the kids.

You should definitely pitch this $100 idea to your bosses before you leave the industry. You can change the world. Or you could just continue to be a coward and not pitch it. I think you're better than that though. I know you'll do the right thing.

I kind of like how how it's devolved into "Yo dawg, I heard you like isekai in your isekai" and they started needlessly adding a third layer to it, when they could've just had them live in the fantasy videogame mechanic world the entire time without much difference in story.

So now they're dying on earth, dying in the first isekai world and then living in the third one.

Fenrir_Howls posted...

like Undercover Brother (as well as pretending the sequel didnt happen)

This is the first I've ever heard it existed, and now I know it apparently stars Michael Jai White. I kind of want to see it out of morbid curiosity

Yes
But my mom was an underachiever and my dad never fully applied himself either. So their opinion means little

I know several people that are under 40 that live in trailers. Maybe you should broaden your circle and befriend more poors

I wear my daisy dukes over my bball shorts like a normal person

Have you tried being attractive? I find that works best

I prefer Danny Fandom. He protects us from hornyposting ghosts

On
Gimme giant robots and nonsensical names of games pls

I only get my news from watching old episodes of Nick News W5

I've met a lot of folks through work that became real friends. It can make the transition easily enough. Clearly, not everyone I enjoy at work is going to make that jump though. It takes a bit more effort

TendoDRM posted...

Lamborghini Miura.

I would date this car. The person bringing it to me is irrelevant in this case

No one can stop Rey Mysterio Jr