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Topic500 Sith or 500 Karens. Who would you be more comfortable around?
synth_real
06/12/24 1:28:10 PM
#18
The 500 Sith won't be 500 for very long before they start fighting amongst themselves, it's the reason Darth Bane created the Rule of Two.

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TopicMLB's embrace of gambling has resulted in increased harrassment of its players
synth_real
06/09/24 2:47:19 PM
#24
Antifar posted...
I cannot imagine something they would have less interest in doing. Any hint of manipulation throws the gambling market out the window; every bet is placed on the presumption of these things being fair contests.
An awful lot of people break the rules because they think they know how to get away with it

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TopicWas Yoda 900 years old or was he pulling Luke's leg?
synth_real
06/09/24 9:48:25 AM
#17
Derwood posted...
Apparently his species is very spry and can bounce around and light saber duel up to around age 875, but those last 25 years are a real bitch
It could be (pure conjecture) because Dagobah is strong with the Dark Side of the Force, which is specifically why Yoda went into hiding there since it would hide him from detection. It may have had a negative effect on Yoda over the years he lived there

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TopicI wanted to like Fear Inoculum more than I did
synth_real
06/04/24 3:51:38 PM
#5
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I agree with you, it was too slow and mellow, it didn't have any fire in it like their earlier albums.

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TopicBest thirst quencher in your opinion?
synth_real
06/03/24 8:53:29 PM
#27
Where's the option for cold beer?

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TopicMy son has started peeing in Gatorade bottles while gaming. What should i do?
synth_real
06/03/24 1:51:04 PM
#14
Piss bottles are disgusting, teach him to wear adult diapers like a civilized human being.

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TopicWhich one of these pedal types should I get next?
synth_real
06/01/24 2:55:14 PM
#3
Get a 7-band EQ pedal, and learn how to dial in the sound you want. Most important pedal on my board.

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TopicTwitch Streamer dafran quit his day job after 2 weeks and returned to streaming
synth_real
05/23/24 6:47:01 PM
#22
Prestoff posted...
I never done it, but I have 4 friends who are or were forklift drivers and they all said it's an easy as shit job to do. Most likely the pay wasn't good enough or he wasn't enjoying it all too much.
It can get stressful in some places, especially in shipping and receiving. Some drivers have more work to do than hours in the day and have to drive pedal to the metal all day long to not get buried. That's not a good environment for a beginner.

Chances are though, he hit something bad and quit rather than face the consequences. I'm not familiar with this particular person in the slightest, just something I've seen happen in other places.

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TopicRudy Giuliani upset he wasn't "served stylishly" in AZ indictment
synth_real
05/20/24 12:56:07 PM
#9
To be fair, the way he described it does sound like a pretty half-assed way to deliver someone an important, official legal document. It at least should be in good shape and should be made clear what he's being handed, he made it sound like it was practically like passing a note in class without trying to get caught.

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Topic$1 million or teleportation crystals
synth_real
05/20/24 12:51:06 PM
#10
How many teleportation crystals?

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TopicWhich of these minor superpowers would you rather have?
synth_real
05/20/24 12:50:11 PM
#48
Printerscape posted...
Yea, no problems with any peeing or pooping issues. You will never have any diseases related to it or desire to pee/poop.
If you had said that from the beginning, that makes this a more interesting choice, especially for people with a history of colon or bladder cancer, they can instantly eliminate their biggest potential cause of premature death from a disease that can have lasting impacts on your life if you survive it.

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TopicWhich of these minor superpowers would you rather have?
synth_real
05/20/24 11:57:06 AM
#44
tripleh213 posted...
Reading is like the only really good one
For most people, it'll only ever enable them to read ALL the social media, they would need to be able to actually do something with all that information, and anybody who's ever tried cramming for an exam knows you can totally overwhelm yourself. The ability doesn't change your mental acuity or memory at all, so you can read all the books in one day but good luck remembering it all properly. Going too hard could really turn your head into a jumble of unconnected trivia as you struggle to remember the important things you need.

There's also the fact that most people are not intellectuals, so if they're lacking in critical thinking and reading comprehension skills, they could just end up going down some weird internet conspiracy theory rabbit hole or something and fill their head with nonsense and go crazy. At least with that one, most of the worst garbage seems to be youtube videos and not written because it's marketed to an audience that doesn't read. Everyone with internet access already has the world's knowledge at their fingertips at any time they want to look it up, and the vast majority of people already do not utilize it for anything useful.

Unless you're already the type of person who spends a significant amount of time researching a particular topic, this is not an ability that will have a noticeable positive impact on your life.

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TopicWhich of these minor superpowers would you rather have?
synth_real
05/20/24 11:20:09 AM
#36
NoxObscuras posted...
Flying would be fun, but it uses up as much of your stamina as full sprinting. You wouldn't be able to fly for long with that.
With that limitation, it's functionally little better than the teleportation option, because if it's not within line of sight you probably won't have the stamina to fly to it. Teleportation would get you to higher places unless you put a lot of training in, without the danger of getting too tired before reaching safety so you don't become a modern version of the flight of Icarus.

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TopicWhich of these minor superpowers would you rather have?
synth_real
05/19/24 12:55:50 AM
#17
Teleportation could easily save your life, and the ability to bypass all kinds of obstacles and difficult terrain has tons of uses.

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TopicKiss isn't that hard
synth_real
05/19/24 12:10:01 AM
#15
archizzy posted...
I like a very wide variety of music. They come from an era of music that I love. But they are one of the few bands I absolutely just can't stand and will never understand how they have such a devoted group of fans. The "Kiss Army" I will never understand.

I understand music is subjective and varies from person to person so much but yeah I will never like Kiss.
It's because they put on a great live show with high production values. Kiss, along with Alice Cooper and Pink Floyd, really raised the bar on live musical performances in the 70s, with the costumes, set pieces, lighting, pyrotechnics, etc. Sure, they're a little campy and cheesy, but that's all part of the fun, and they are a tight, very well rehearsed band live.

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TopicWould you eat this steak?
synth_real
05/19/24 12:00:57 AM
#32
I used to know a guy who would legitimately think that was undercooked and would refuse to eat it unless you put it back on the grill.

He once grilled up some burgers and some chicken breasts at the same time. His mother wasn't wearing her glasses, and she couldn't tell the difference between the two on the plate. I tried eating one of the chicken breasts, it was burnt almost into charcoal, I couldn't do it.

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TopicWhy are so many "adult" animated shows ugly as fucking sin?
synth_real
05/18/24 8:09:32 PM
#37
ellis123 posted...
Shows that are "pushed as for adults but are actually just for teenagers" is a genre, yes.
What's ironic is that the current generation of thirty-somethings is actually going back to their childhoods on a trip down nostalgia lane while the stuff being marketed to them is being watched by their kids.

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TopicWhat games are close to Caesar III?
synth_real
05/17/24 10:00:32 PM
#8
Zikten posted...
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1157220/Nebuchadnezzar/

Inspired by Caesar 3. But set in ancient Mesopotamia
I've played this one recently, I liked it.

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TopicWhat do you think can be done about speed bikes fleeing police
synth_real
05/17/24 9:17:34 PM
#18
Follow from a safe distance and radio ahead to chase them into a roadblock.

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TopicHow do I reduce my gag reflex?
synth_real
05/16/24 5:53:51 PM
#24
The back of the tongue is the spot that really triggers the gag reflex, avoid that to avoid gagging.

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TopicWould you support your local police department buying new Mustang GTs to catch
synth_real
05/10/24 10:54:07 AM
#10
Cops really shouldn't be getting into high-speed car chases in modern times, it's highly dangerous and completely unnecessary with modern technology. Just follow the car with a drone until the driver stops and gets out, then arrest them. We just went through something like this in Canada, they pursued the driver when he went the wrong way on the highway to try to evade them, and they hit and killed 3 people.

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TopicA great spotlight on how bad the Twitter blue check system is from Katy Perry.
synth_real
05/09/24 4:13:17 PM
#8
CRON posted...
I hate sounding like an ass but AI generated content is still pretty easy to spot and the only people who seem to have issues with it are people with no existing media literacy to begin with
You just described a large portion of Twitter users

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TopicThe best bunt in MLB history
synth_real
05/05/24 10:58:05 AM
#11
obsolete posted...
Kept running to first base like they were just going to be okay with that.
First rule in baseball is always finish out a live play, even if you die on the field

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TopicOne Fruit must go Away forever.
synth_real
05/04/24 7:40:47 PM
#62
I like ruby red grapefruit juice way too much.

I picked pears. They're alright, but I never eat them so I'd never miss them.

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TopicDo fast food workers deserve to buy a house?
synth_real
04/29/24 12:14:31 PM
#21
Every adult should be able to have their own house. Maybe not necessarily a big house, but a roof over their head and a little lawn to mow should be affordable for everyone, and the fact it isn't where I live is why I'm planning to move somewhere with much cheaper property. I work in a factory full-time and I don't even make enough to afford a bachelor apartment and a car, and my company is likely doing layoffs in the near future. I'm gonna start with something like a shipping container home with solar panels on it and work my way up from there.

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TopicThe one good thing about having an ADHD fucked sleep cycld
synth_real
04/27/24 9:37:30 PM
#12
Unsuprised_Pika posted...
be snuggled up with a body pillow like plush
shork?

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TopicHow do you order your burger and/or steak?
synth_real
04/25/24 8:35:38 PM
#84
Depends on if it's a bone-in or boneless cut of steak. Medium-rare if boneless, medium if bone-in.

I order my burger cooked, not undercooked.

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TopicGames where the box art makes it look better than it actually is
synth_real
04/21/24 4:05:30 PM
#20
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c6280aae.jpg

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TopicWould you watch an Elder Scrolls TV series?
synth_real
04/19/24 12:07:49 PM
#21
Use Oblivion's story, rehire Sir Patrick Stewart and Sean Bean

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Topicwhat do you do when you have a sore throat?
synth_real
04/10/24 10:47:13 PM
#10
What kind of sore throat? The scratchy, raspy kind you get from being sick, or the dull, bruised-like soreness from deepthroating?

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TopicIf you were a tree, would you let birds make nests in you?
synth_real
04/03/24 3:55:04 PM
#7
Sure, I love baby birds

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TopicWhich fetish is worse - feet or armpits?
synth_real
03/26/24 6:23:01 PM
#20
I once hooked up with a dude with an armpit fetish. I let him stick his face in them and lick them after getting sweaty dancing all night, it tickled a lot.

Looking back on it, that whole hook-up was a drunken comedy of errors.

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TopicDo you like pumpkin pie?
synth_real
03/25/24 10:11:19 PM
#4
I ate some tonight. I don't bother with cutting a slice, I just grab a fork and spray the whipped cream directly onto the pie and start eating.

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Topic$5 Billion but HALF the world's animal population Goes extinct.
synth_real
03/18/24 6:05:58 PM
#42
Are humans included on the list? Can I ask that they be?

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TopicWhy don't managers want you "solutioning" in meetings?
synth_real
03/18/24 4:05:27 PM
#17
Raikuro posted...
Some bad managers just keep themselves as far away from the actual workflow as possible and stay limited to just "managing" the people that will make all the changes on their own. Really shitty for morale tbh.
Not nearly as bad for morale as the bad managers who keep meddling in everything and making it worse. I can respect a boss who backs off and lets me handle my job on my own, considering that's what they pay me for.

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TopicWhat's the most outrageously expensive thing you regularly purchase?
synth_real
03/16/24 2:47:41 PM
#15
Crystals. I've spent an awful lot of money on what are essentially just colourful, shiny rocks. My dresser is covered in them, and I have bags of raw stones I still have to polish. Most of the price is the shipping cost because they're heavy.

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TopicI like how long Hockey refs let players fight before stopping them.
synth_real
03/03/24 2:06:42 AM
#18
I watched this game. Rempe already had two black eyes from fights in his last two games.

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TopicNew Mexico teacher told students to duel with swords. Female student was injured
synth_real
02/28/24 6:21:49 PM
#16
From the article:
"In response to the report's question, 'Did the injury violate school rules?' Mr. Alzaga checked a box indicating 'No,'" the lawsuit added.

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TopicIs 64 gb of ram overkill?
synth_real
02/27/24 5:09:14 PM
#29
I have 64 GB RAM in my current build.

It's overkill.

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TopicCan Chuck Norris catch a cold?
synth_real
02/23/24 8:12:50 PM
#11
Lonestar2000 posted...
Chuck Norris is a right-wing nutjob, I really wish people would stop idolizing him.
I don't idolize him, because he's higher than an idol.

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TopicWhy is the MLB letting us see all their players' dicks?
synth_real
02/23/24 8:06:25 PM
#6
Dakimakura posted...
What's this about dick pants?
Where's the pics? I wanna see this

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TopicHey CE we need to talk about Ghosts/Spirits..
synth_real
02/23/24 10:29:54 AM
#43
If you learn the proper techniques and make a real effort to find spirits, you'll find something. Whether it's an actual spirit or just something from the deepest recesses of your mind is another question, but it's sure weird in a fun way to fuck around and find out.

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TopicHave you ever had this happen at any of your workplaces?
synth_real
02/22/24 10:42:13 AM
#19
GranTurismo posted...
like a person who was promoted like a couple of times at least , maybe in a senior position but they were completely unqualified at all. Could do none of their job. Possibly that they passed on you to promote this guy....
That sounds like nearly all the leadership at my current job

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