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TopicI'm literally watching paint dry
Firewood18
07/07/17 11:28:21 PM
#4
Lokarin posted...
Firewood18 posted...
It may be more lucrative to watch grass grow.


I had a chia pet, it died.

Somehow it became mold after only like 4 days

I bet that mold was the cure for some form of std.
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TopicI'm literally watching paint dry
Firewood18
07/07/17 11:20:53 PM
#2
It may be more lucrative to watch grass grow.
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TopicIn your opinion, what would you say is the ultimate "dad" movie
Firewood18
07/07/17 11:15:27 PM
#23
So far my kids would say Ghostbusters or Kung Pow.

First and only movie I saw with my dad in the theater was Hunt For Red October.
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Topicfuck summer
Firewood18
07/07/17 11:09:57 PM
#30
Don't forget to change/clean the filters on the air system/AC units.
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TopicMy wife has started wearing those romper things a lot
Firewood18
07/07/17 11:04:41 PM
#12
Do you have a romper room?

Picturing: shag carpet, bean bag chair, flannel furniture, TV set on the floor, hi fi stereo...
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TopicDo you think that if you had no money that you could resort to panhandling?
Firewood18
07/07/17 11:00:40 PM
#14
If I really needed to, I would be theatric. Maybe chop off a limb and have sign that said "I don't have leg to stand on".
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TopicWhat should I play?
Firewood18
07/07/17 10:54:41 PM
#8
Haven't heard of neither. Choices make me want to replay The Warriors on ps2.
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TopicHey people who know a lot about interviews
Firewood18
07/07/17 10:30:17 PM
#4
Nobody ever says it helps to know somebody.

Every job I've had was because I had some sort of in.
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TopicDo you have a dishwasher?
Firewood18
07/07/17 10:25:47 PM
#4
Doctor Foxx posted...
Doing laundry is fine, it's the folding that's tedious

Once again, fuck laundry.
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TopicGet a fat paycheck, then car breaks down.
Firewood18
07/07/17 10:24:05 PM
#5
Once again, I hate cars/cats.
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TopicDo you have a dishwasher?
Firewood18
07/07/17 10:07:31 PM
#1
So do ya, punk?




And fuck laundry.
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TopicGet a fat paycheck, then car breaks down.
Firewood18
07/07/17 9:07:57 PM
#1
So typical.

A $300 bonus payout. Crank sensor or something kills the motor.

Story of my life. For as long as I remember, every time there is a bit of cash that isn't earmarked, something happens that takes it away.
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TopicJust finished Secret of Mana (potentially spoilers?)
Firewood18
07/07/17 11:17:34 AM
#5
You killed Flammie. How could you?
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TopicWhat's your favourite Grand Theft Auto game?
Firewood18
07/07/17 11:08:48 AM
#63
Tommy Vercetti and I were best friends back in the day.
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TopicWhat is your typical "daily" outfit?
Firewood18
07/07/17 10:35:43 AM
#58
Fifty shades of khaki.
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TopicITT: Awkward things people said to you AND awkward things you said to others
Firewood18
07/07/17 10:15:16 AM
#5
This reminds me of some of Brian Regan's material.
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TopicRate that food ~ Day 1433 ~ Popcorn
Firewood18
07/07/17 9:07:57 AM
#7
Decent snack. You wouldn't think it was possible for something so simple to have a one brand be worse than another.
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TopicAmerica must be a horrible place to live in.
Firewood18
07/06/17 3:13:07 PM
#12
Please tell us more. You didn't even mention drug epidemics.
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TopicStupid teenager stuff
Firewood18
07/06/17 2:58:54 PM
#1
One night we ripped the phone and cord out of a phone booth then walked around pretending we were talking to Liu Kang.
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TopicRate that food ~ Day 1432 ~ Meatballs
Firewood18
07/06/17 2:22:13 PM
#8
As long as they're not from some chain, I say yes please I'll have some. Even the Swedish kind.
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TopicGet some new material, PotD. It's always the same with you people.
Firewood18
07/06/17 2:15:36 PM
#8
Stretched to the limits attention spans
Snap back retract collapse into laugh tracks
Noise response applause and hand claps
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TopicPress X!
Firewood18
07/06/17 11:00:06 AM
#6
Dual shock
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Topicare you a bone-in or bone-out chicken wing eater
Firewood18
07/06/17 10:58:40 AM
#30
improperWood posted...
I like bone-in

Me too. But I prefer my poultry to be boneless.
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TopicWithout naming the movie, what's the one quote that would give it away?
Firewood18
07/06/17 9:02:19 AM
#268
Sooo yeah, ommm, I'm going to need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday...
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TopicCould ADHD perhaps be a evolutionary thing?
Firewood18
07/05/17 12:53:07 PM
#1
Instead of a mind that functions with clear direction and that favors order, could a mind that isn't distracted by mess and is continually branching out in multiple directions be a more favorable one for the future?
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TopicWithout naming the movie, what's the one quote that would give it away?
Firewood18
07/05/17 12:17:18 PM
#267
You talkin to me? You talkin to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin to? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talkin to?
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TopicYou see a penny on the ground outside do you usually pick it up?
Firewood18
07/05/17 12:07:39 PM
#16
I used to put two pennies on the ground at the entrance to my work, one heads up, one tails. It was an interesting social expiriment to see how many times the heads up was picked up and not the other.
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TopicBest Friday the 13th Movie
Firewood18
07/05/17 9:03:43 AM
#9
Mead posted...
The second one where he goes to stay with his rich relatives that won the lottery

DDDAAAAAMMMMNNNN!
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TopicNow this a a hotel room.
Firewood18
07/04/17 2:47:57 PM
#5
Best hotel room I've ever stayed in had a patio with a lazy river off of it. Just jump in the water and float over to a swim up bar.
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TopicAnyone here play the Shadowrun ports for mobile?
Firewood18
07/04/17 2:43:23 PM
#2
One my favorite SNES games. I've read the reviews for the latest incarnations and they are pretty good for a point and click rpg.

I'd like to play but I don't have an iPad.
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TopicBest bumper stickers
Firewood18
07/04/17 1:59:47 PM
#5
I've seen some variations on the ones with stick figures denoting family size.

One had the mom with two kids and then separate from them was a dad with a bootle of booze and a slut.

Another had the family being eaten by a dinosaur.
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TopicBest bumper stickers
Firewood18
07/04/17 1:03:38 PM
#1
The funniest one I've seen recently said "If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair".
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Topicdo any of you not care about fireworks
Firewood18
07/04/17 12:58:14 PM
#3
I spent about $20 on cheap fireworks from a tent outside the grocery store. I set them off and entertained the kid for about a half hour.

Not really worth it. He enjoyed playing with the little snap things though.
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TopicAnybody have any tricks for killing ant colonies?
Firewood18
07/04/17 12:53:55 PM
#11
All of the above. Show no mercy.
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Topic'Tis I, Claude_Frollo AKA LordCarlisle! AMA!
Firewood18
07/04/17 12:04:07 PM
#59
I came in here for the mattress jokes.
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Topicdid i miss all the baby driver topics?
Firewood18
07/04/17 10:50:48 AM
#20
DirtBasedSoap posted...
GameReviews posted...
It looks meh as fuck to me, tbh.

yeah wtf is it

It's about a baby that learns to drive and Kevin Spacey somehow gets it to compete in the Indy 500. Oh and there is a snail racing as well.
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TopicHow much do you usually pay when you go see a movie in the theaters?
Firewood18
07/04/17 9:20:01 AM
#2
Tree fiddy.
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TopicThank you Danny Boyle
Firewood18
07/04/17 9:06:29 AM
#1
For making a damn good sequel to Trainspotting. It joins the limited ranks of movies that have great sequels (funny how another T2 is in this same category).
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Topicchess is a load of horseshit
Firewood18
07/04/17 9:00:44 AM
#25
I like chess. I don't really see much of the few friends I used to play with. So now I teach my ten yr old and her friends how to play.
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TopicWithout naming the movie, what's the one quote that would give it away?
Firewood18
07/04/17 8:55:27 AM
#264
Speed. I am speed.
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TopicDo you like mayonnaise?
Firewood18
07/03/17 2:45:16 PM
#7
Do you like tomatoes?
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TopicAre you at work today? (July 3rd)
Firewood18
07/03/17 1:07:44 PM
#18
Yeah and it's at time and a half since its normally my day off. Tomorrow is double time and a half. Gonna need an armored truck to pick up my next check.
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TopicWhich potder.... has the... coolest... job...?
Firewood18
07/02/17 6:58:25 PM
#24
I can't say for ethical reasons.
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TopicRate that food ~ Day 1428 ~ Tater Tots
Firewood18
07/02/17 1:42:54 AM
#2
Blech. Barely edible, even with ketchup.

Kids would eat em up though.
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Topicwanna play twenty questions with me? :)
Firewood18
07/02/17 1:21:29 AM
#63
Nail biter for sure.
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Topicwhat was it like living in the 80s?
Firewood18
07/01/17 3:28:39 PM
#2
Minus the clothes, yeah.
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TopicCan you guess why I allready showered 3 times today?
Firewood18
07/01/17 2:19:12 PM
#22
Your AC is broke.
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TopicToday's Poll... (1/7)
Firewood18
07/01/17 11:43:19 AM
#12
Terminonatator posted...
Today isn't January 7th.

Most other countries switch month/day.
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TopicProgress report
Firewood18
07/01/17 11:17:26 AM
#1
Bought a ps3 and lots of games a few months ago.

Skyrim: level 43. The map looks like a cluttered desktop on a computer. In the main quest I am seeking the elder scroll.

Dead Space: The oxygen is being shut down and I'm in some botanicals lab. Lots of baddies are around but I have access to new weapons to try on them.

Borderlands 2: I saved the captain from some big machine. I have access to a new vehicle. Not sure what level I am.

Batman Arkham City: Out of the tutorial I got frustrated with a Riddler puzzle and gave up.

Dead Island: I'm in the 3rd map going through sewers. I have unlocked almost all the melee builds.

Deus Ex Human Revolution: 2nd play through on hard mode. Not using any stealth and killing at random.

No No Kuni: completed the "main" story. Now going after the White Witch.

Portal 2: completed. Definitely was a fun game.
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TopicWoman found dead in Walmart bathroom...3 days after going in...
Firewood18
07/01/17 10:45:06 AM
#26
If they didn't open the door she may have been still alive in there (with her cat).
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