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Topic	Going Gray
eggcorn 04/18/17 11:14:39 PM #8	one day we're all gonna be a bunch of old timers arguing about shit on CE
Topic	Which midwestern or southern state is more important than California?
eggcorn 04/18/17 11:10:32 PM #59	All kidding aside, Isn't California the sixth largest economy in the world?
Topic	Which midwestern or southern state is more important than California?
eggcorn 04/18/17 10:17:59 PM #46	Kineth posted... eggcorn posted... Kineth posted... wind power lol What's so funny? I'm just yanking your chain. as a lifelong Californian, I would love to move to Texas.
Topic	Which midwestern or southern state is more important than California?
eggcorn 04/18/17 10:12:43 PM #34	Kineth posted... wind power lol
Topic	3 people just got murdered by a guy in Fresno California
eggcorn 04/18/17 9:41:24 PM #65	AltonBrownFan posted... Already explained it. The analogy is an apt one. Sorry your gimmick makes comprehension an impossible task. guess what? it's already against the law to shoot someone. gun control is more akin to prohibition.
Topic	whos next on the ethnic group hate watch for America?
eggcorn 04/18/17 6:36:23 PM #12	what a stupid topic
Topic	If I pushed Donald Trump into a vat of concrete and let it harden...
eggcorn 04/18/17 6:26:51 PM #2	ahhh -__-
Topic	3 people just got murdered by a guy in Fresno California
eggcorn 04/18/17 6:01:45 PM #21	TheVipaGTS posted... Doe posted... Thank goodness California passed those gun control laws Are you an idiot? We know laws like that won't prevent 100% of the cases like this. This is as dumb as saying "thank god we have DUI laws!" Sarcastically after a drunk driver kills someone. that's a terrible analogy.
Topic	i ordered a medium-rare double cheeseburger at mcdonalds and got laughed out
eggcorn 04/18/17 5:59:38 PM #5	man you should have gone to bk arent they the ones that say have it your way?
Topic	3 people just got murdered by a guy in Fresno California
eggcorn 04/18/17 5:39:17 PM #12	Tekutso posted... bob742omb posted... At least three of the victims were white, Police Chief Jerry Dyer said. Dyer said Muhammad had expressed hatred toward white people and the government. Muhammad is black. http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-fresno-shooting-20170418-story.html Well at least it was black on white violence. Other way around and there would have been riots, al sharpton, etc... -____-
Topic	I'm sick of my galaxy s7
eggcorn 04/18/17 5:16:06 PM #26	Rika_Furude posted... Link HT posted... Rika_Furude posted... Link HT posted... darkprince45 posted... 7:00 am- s7 68 percent life left. What I've done- text Iphone7plus- 95 percent left. What I've done- gps, listen to podcast on Bluetooth, browse internet doubt it S7 beats the iphone7 on every battery test done, you can find this online pretty easily. Not real world tests. My note 5 lasts 1 day of very light usage (10 hours sitting in my pocket and 1 hour web browsing) before i have to charge it. I forgot to charge my iphone 7 for a week and it was only down to 37% with 30m of web browsing a day right, let's take anecdotal evidence instead of actual reviews. Oh and with a completley different phone for that matter. All of the following unanimously agree that the S7 trounces the iphone in terms of battery performance and it's not even close. Find some sources that say otherwise or kindly shut the fuck up http://www.trustedreviews.com/news/iphone-7-vs-samsung-galaxy-s7-1 http://bgr.com/2016/09/29/iphone-7-vs-htc-10-vs-galaxy-s7/ https://www.forbes.com/sites/gordonkelly/2016/12/18/iphone-7-vs-galaxy-s7-review-should-you-upgrade/#6cb495bf471b http://www.digitaltrends.com/mobile/iphone-7-vs-galaxy-s7/ The reviews mean nothing to me when i have both the devices in my possession and have experienced the battery life of both. An article on the internet doesnt magically make my note 5 last longer than a day on idle. what the f are you talking about
Topic	Famous people mostly known with their middle initial
eggcorn 04/18/17 4:50:12 PM #4	michael j fox?
Topic	I have a new girlfriend
eggcorn 04/18/17 3:57:00 PM #61	all kidding aside, congrats tc.
Topic	Black man writes fake racist letters in attempt to frame white guy for racism.
eggcorn 04/18/17 5:48:05 AM #19	UnfairRepresent posted... Nomadic View posted... XD Liberals are so fucking desperate for racism. The demand for racism is so much higher than the supply that liberals have to counterfeit it. I don't think this guy is a liberal, I think he's a nutcase I doubt he's conservative.
Topic	That might have just been the hardest thing I've ever done
eggcorn 04/18/17 4:12:22 AM #3	Sleepin_Dragon posted... Context? no please
Topic	How would you handle this... Girl came at me sideways.
eggcorn 04/18/17 3:46:08 AM #4	real classy establishment
Topic	wild wild west
eggcorn 04/18/17 2:43:30 AM #8	Adzeta_ posted... That movie was a breath of fresh ass. lol
Topic	Is 3100 a month net
eggcorn 04/18/17 2:23:35 AM #5	CE stop asking this question without giving the relevant details.
Topic	This 24 y/o Girl REFUSES to Shave her BEARD because she looks SEXY with it!!
eggcorn 04/18/17 1:23:06 AM #6	tfw a girl can grow a better beard than you
Topic	Rate this song
eggcorn 04/18/17 12:08:19 AM #2	sounds like music for a trailer of some shitty eastern european indy game on steam
Topic	I have a new girlfriend
eggcorn 04/18/17 12:03:08 AM #45	OpheliaAdenade posted... GODTIER posted... Looks guys, I know it's 2017 and I'm wrong for not wanting sex with a man, but I guess I'll just embrace my bigotry. Well, it isn't really sex with a man if she looks, feels, and acts like a woman. :o People change over time. She just changed in a more extreme way. I actually have a funny story about this! My friend Rachel (who used to be Roger) is transgender and her boyfriend (soon to be husband) doesn't know about it and they've been together for over 3 years now. I sorta helped her out with it to make sure things went smoothly, since he's religious and she figured he might overreact if he found out. So I gave her some of my photos from when I was a kid to put in her albums. I'm pretty tall for a girl and we're both brunettes so it worked out really well. He didn't doubt them for a second. :o It is sort of our inside joke now. He doesn't have a clue. They're a really cute couple. I guess it was sort of dishonest, but love conquers all right? lmao too far
Topic	$100 billion but you live the same day over and over
eggcorn 04/17/17 11:59:12 PM #3	man that would be the best day ever
Topic	Why the fuck is Adam Sandler still making movies
eggcorn 04/17/17 11:58:22 PM #3	oh sweet a new sandler movie is it on netflix?
Topic	This 88 y/o Walmart GREETER was FIRED because he didn't stop a TURKEY!!
eggcorn 04/17/17 11:51:18 PM #13	no way
Topic	I have a new girlfriend
eggcorn 04/17/17 11:47:43 PM #38	GODTIER posted... OpheliaAdenade posted... GODTIER posted... What if it gave me food poisoning? Because sick to my stomach is how I feel if I had sex with a man. That's just in your head though. :o If you never found out you never would feel sick about it. Your mind can't just induce food poisoning. But if she didn't tell me then that'd make her a shitty person for not revealing such an important thing about herself. Cherish yesterday, Celebrate today :0
Topic	I have a new girlfriend
eggcorn 04/17/17 11:10:12 PM #12	GODTIER posted... Path_ posted... There's one way to get us to care... Well, one of my favorite things about her is she's not big into pictures. Doesn't even have a Facebook account. I can actually enjoy time with her without her being attached to her phone. So I don't have any pics of her. she used to be a he
Topic	FASHION: Brown boots, bkack pants, navy t shirt?
eggcorn 04/17/17 10:40:21 PM #17	chrono625 posted... Spending 200 on red wings and not wearing them for construction . Can this be considered cultural appropriation? yes
Topic	$1 million but Trump is President forever
eggcorn 04/17/17 10:14:43 PM #5	yeah fuck it
Topic	FASHION: Brown boots, bkack pants, navy t shirt?
eggcorn 04/17/17 9:47:42 PM #15	you doing construction? If not ditch the moc tops
Topic	Dat feel when you live in an era where a girl can say ''suck my d''
eggcorn 04/17/17 8:07:18 PM #8	trumps america
Topic	why is 30 the magic where girls stop becoming hot?
eggcorn 04/17/17 8:06:36 PM #21	SoundNetwork posted... ASithLord7 posted... Solar_Crimson posted... iron jojo posted... That last sentence pretty much says you're a creep. It's SoundNetwork, the guy who got his alt banned for making numerous topics about how hot he thought a 14 year old Youtuber was so...yeah. Pretty much. i don't have an alt I assume because it's been banned.
Topic	Just saw a pizza deliver girl get out of a new Mercedes SUV
eggcorn 04/17/17 5:32:38 PM #9	You just witnessed a low key porn being filmed
Topic	The tears are just anxiety concentrated into liquid escaping through the eyes
eggcorn 04/17/17 5:22:49 PM #2	the pain is just weakness escaping through the butthole
Topic	Why does Trump want to bomb ISIS-chan
eggcorn 04/17/17 4:47:28 PM #14	Storm101 posted... TheVipaGTS posted... Why does this exist? Why are weeb, nerd neckbeards such sorry ass people? They were trying to spread her to the point that it made ISIS look weak or something. It had good intentions. mission failed
Topic	When you don't recognize the number, what do you do?
eggcorn 04/17/17 3:48:15 PM #3	DragonGirlYuki posted... Don't answer. If it is important they will leave a voicemail.
Topic	wtf is this video
eggcorn 04/17/17 3:00:12 PM #17	california knows how to party
Topic	were dark souls 2 and 3 necessary
eggcorn 04/17/17 1:57:30 PM #11	DS3 was definitely necessary to cleanse the palate of DS2
Topic	The black facebook murderer Stevie Steve is a 'mental health care specialist'
eggcorn 04/17/17 5:13:06 AM #2	yikes
Topic	The Japanese may have Person 5, but America has this
eggcorn 04/17/17 4:52:19 AM #31	Megaman50100 posted... Yiikes underrated post
Topic	Why do people want that Cleveland shooter tortured and killed?
eggcorn 04/17/17 4:47:45 AM #9	WalkingLobsters posted... That's seriously fucked up, guys. Just because he's a sociopathic animal doesn't mean we need to behave like one. He will win if we torture and kill him. We have to find him and bring him to justice. 30 years in prison and rehabilitation could make this guy an actual PRODUCTIVE member of society. He could be a minimum wage worker to serve Cleveland instead of being another dead body. wat TheRealDill2000 posted... WalkingLobsters posted... That's seriously fucked up, guys. Just because he's a sociopathic animal doesn't mean we need to behave like one. He will win if we torture and kill him. We have to find him and bring him to justice. 30 years in prison and rehabilitation could make this guy an actual PRODUCTIVE member of society. He could be a minimum wage worker to serve Cleveland instead of being another dead body. I agree with many of your points, but 30 years is excessive. No one should spend that much time locked away. WAT
Topic	Seattle worker hyped about minimum wage increase gets laid off.
eggcorn 04/17/17 4:41:00 AM #13	gunplagirl posted... Fax_Machine posted... gunplagirl posted... despite years of mismanagement Nowhere does it say this. gunplagirl posted... "I have hundreds of examples of businesses succeeding with the increased minimum wage... No you don.t the businesses that are still running haven't implemented the pay hikes yet since they won't become mandatory for another six years. Try reading the article next time. eye spasms as I stare at the date of the article, then you, then the calendar, then back at you Okay then -___-
Topic	So a black guy murders a random vulnerable black guy live on facebook
eggcorn 04/17/17 4:27:56 AM #2	stevethewindow posted... Will this end live stream on Facebook? Seems like the opposite, remember those kidnappers? People seem to enjoy streaming their crimes.
Topic	do you recognize this product?
eggcorn 04/17/17 3:21:30 AM #5	just read about them. cheese sounds gross, but I bet maple is good.
Topic	C/D Dinty Moore Beef Stew
eggcorn 04/17/17 2:36:15 AM #4	Always wanted to try it, never have
Topic	I haven't played Hearthstone in over a year. What's new?
eggcorn 04/17/17 2:35:17 AM #19	DemonBuffet posted... Fax_Machine posted... Play Elder Scrolls Legends instead. More fun, less RNG, and you get free packs like crazy. I've only ever spent $20 and that was on the new expansion. Currently sitting at 85% of cards owned . But ios.. http://help.bethesda.net/app/answers/detail/a_id/35863/session/L3RpbWUvMTQ5MjQxMDYxNy9zaWQva3ZoX3hpZ24%3D
Topic	avgn just reminded me of a depressing reality =(
eggcorn 04/17/17 1:57:24 AM #2	nah dog
Topic	I haven't played Hearthstone in over a year. What's new?
eggcorn 04/17/17 1:55:38 AM #14	Fax_Machine posted... Play Elder Scrolls Legends instead. More fun, less RNG, and you get free packs like crazy. I've only ever spent $20 and that was on the new expansion. Currently sitting at 85% of cards owned . interesting
Topic	Post a good Disco song
eggcorn 04/17/17 1:21:03 AM #24	Damn_Underscore posted... eggcorn posted...
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