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TopicAttorney arrested after police say he offered rape victim $3K not to testify
eggcorn
05/26/17 12:23:01 AM
#9
what a scumbag
TopicI remember years and years ago I got this dude so mad at me
eggcorn
05/26/17 12:20:29 AM
#2
haha
TopicICE Officers Dined At Cafe, Then Arrested 3 Of Its Cooks. SAVAGES!!!
eggcorn
05/26/17 12:06:28 AM
#8
Gravityfare posted...
Aaaand put eggcorn on ignore.

Have a good day, troll.

Thanks, you too. Never heard of you before tho.
Topic'Modern Family' Star Sarah Hyland Addresses Some of Her Critics on Social Media.
eggcorn
05/25/17 11:12:13 PM
#10
Dathrowed1 posted...
Balkov posted...
She is naturally very petite. Nothing wrong with that at all

When you are losing some proportions though there is a problem. Her head was too big for her body and that ain't right.

but it's really not your business.
TopicICE Officers Dined At Cafe, Then Arrested 3 Of Its Cooks. SAVAGES!!!
eggcorn
05/25/17 10:42:35 PM
#6
JE19426 posted...
eggcorn posted...
JE19426 posted...
What kind of targeted enforcement arrests legal residents?



Rachael Yong Yow, ICE public affairs officer, said the agents were “conducting a targeted enforcement action” and arrested the three men on immigration violations. Two men who were detained had unlawfully entered the country, Yong Yow said, and the third had entered lawfully “but did not depart in accordance with the terms of his status.”


About the same time, line cook Carlos Rivera-Ochoa took out the trash in the back when officers slapped handcuffs on him, according to Lelcaj. Rivera-Ochoa told MLive he carries his permanent residency card with him, and he was released shortly after being taken into a vehicle and fingerprinted.


he was released shortly after being taken into a vehicle and fingerprinted.
TopicICE Officers Dined At Cafe, Then Arrested 3 Of Its Cooks. SAVAGES!!!
eggcorn
05/25/17 10:37:22 PM
#3
JE19426 posted...
What kind of targeted enforcement arrests legal residents?



Rachael Yong Yow, ICE public affairs officer, said the agents were “conducting a targeted enforcement action” and arrested the three men on immigration violations. Two men who were detained had unlawfully entered the country, Yong Yow said, and the third had entered lawfully “but did not depart in accordance with the terms of his status.”
TopicI'm starting to feel sorry for white people about cultural appropriation
eggcorn
05/25/17 5:57:32 PM
#4
I4NRulez posted...
cultured should be shared by each other. Just respect what we share and don't try to devalue what our cultures are for selfish and hurtful gain.

That is a nice sentiment. I'm Japanese and never had a problem with "weeaboos".
Topicthird day into a keto diet. things are about to get interesting
eggcorn
05/25/17 5:38:58 PM
#47
NOM posted...
eggcorn posted...
NOM posted...
Try this shake to start off your morning TC:

8oz spinach
2 tablespoons peanut butter
2 scoops protein powder
1 tablespoon MCT oil
1 tablespoon butter
pinch of salt
12oz almond milk or water

I drink this sumbitch in the morning and ain't hungry again until late evening when it's dinner time.

what does it taste like?

Honestly it just tastes like a rich thick peanut butter shake. You don't taste the spinach at all which is good for me, because I hate spinach and this is a good way for me to get some in me.

nice
TopicA rapey moment at Eurovision 2017.
eggcorn
05/25/17 5:29:53 AM
#22
Thompson posted...
Doesn't look like she became upset.

That's called poise.
TopicSexual Emergency Migrant Who Raped 10-Year-Old Boy Has Sentence Reduced!
eggcorn
05/25/17 4:09:23 AM
#2
well that's some bullshit
TopicLinguists studying Trump's speech are noticing that he's gotten more stupid ...
eggcorn
05/25/17 3:46:02 AM
#24
Look
when that parched budding flower of a brain you have
finally opens up with that last golden dewdrop of knowledge
you will understand with a new found respect
boss trump is a stream of consciousness that spoken language can only hinder
syntax is collar that would choke the very essence of the wisdom he freely, selflessly bestows
TopicSo is Scotty actually dead?
eggcorn
05/25/17 3:35:20 AM
#7
leverageblargh posted...
Wait, what's this now?

xBloodBrotherx posted...
leverageblargh posted...
Wait, what's this now?

Supposedly he committed suicide? I missed most of the topic so I'm not sure on the details.

some dude claiming to be his brother on the gfaqs reddit says he found him dead. It was kind of dubious though
TopicHow do you deal with someone addicted to a certain recreational substance?
eggcorn
05/25/17 3:33:21 AM
#2
tbh that's how I imagine a lot of these regular CE fellows. /:
Topicthird day into a keto diet. things are about to get interesting
eggcorn
05/25/17 3:27:13 AM
#41
NOM posted...
Try this shake to start off your morning TC:

8oz spinach
2 tablespoons peanut butter
2 scoops protein powder
1 tablespoon MCT oil
1 tablespoon butter
pinch of salt
12oz almond milk or water

I drink this sumbitch in the morning and ain't hungry again until late evening when it's dinner time.

what does it taste like?
Topicsuicide.
eggcorn
05/25/17 2:20:53 AM
#9
GODTIER posted...
why not? this world is kinda fucked up as it is. Good people get the shaft constantly



Because you're basically saying that people with high confidence are not great.

Which is bullshit because high confidence people are the ones out here making all the moves and shit.

are you kidding?
TopicYem suicided for nothing. Amputation never had a sign pic
eggcorn
05/25/17 12:02:23 AM
#35
who posted
TopicYem suicided for nothing. Amputation never had a sign pic
eggcorn
05/24/17 11:57:52 PM
#33
Amputation posted...
but these two miscreants

lmao

bVevUe5
Topicthird day into a keto diet. things are about to get interesting
eggcorn
05/24/17 7:36:52 PM
#27
FluttershyPony posted...
>FATS ARE EVILL!! BUY OUR LOW FAT STUFF!!
>NONON ITS SUGAR THATS EVIL! BUY OUR LOW SUGAR STUFF
>OH WAIT ALSO CARBS ARE BAD, BUY OUR LOW CARB STUFF
>GUYS 0 CARBS IS EVEN BETTER, GO BUY OUR 0 CARB STUFF!!!

must be nice being a mindless sheep.

Someone tell the rock he should stop eating so much damn rice with his cod and chicken, damn lardass doesn't he know keto is the REAL way to diet?

good lord this has really got you upset,.
TopicLana Del Ray - Lust For Life
eggcorn
05/24/17 7:30:07 PM
#2
I much prefer this one
TopicDis is why trump won
eggcorn
05/24/17 7:03:08 PM
#5
tremain07 posted...
I feel aroused looking at it.
TopicAlex Jones is a bastard.
eggcorn
05/23/17 9:48:12 PM
#38
Roxborough4Ever posted...
you can't end the career of a self made man....the only way Alex Jones ever ends is if he retires, shuts down his own shop, or somebody kills him point blank

unfortunately for you, the things he is saying are holding truth and value....you are just a little dweeb loser trying to henpeck at it for attention....just shut the fuck up and stop posting, you actually dont care about the victims you are just looking for attention

god damn smoked
TopicRate this chick
eggcorn
05/23/17 2:33:47 AM
#26
nice
TopicThis 18 y/o Girl was BANNED from Graduation for OFFENDING people with THIS!!
eggcorn
05/22/17 8:16:15 PM
#8
awesome999 posted...
Full Throttle posted...
skirt which exposed her SHOULDERS!!

Lol
TopicWhat the fuck is this? Did Scotty_Rogers really kill himself?
eggcorn
05/22/17 8:11:31 PM
#6
wow those replies
TopicCourt defuses brand-new CLOCK BOY outrage.
eggcorn
05/22/17 8:09:33 PM
#29
tag
TopicTrump is planning to Cut 1 TRILLION in FOOD STAMPS, MEDICAID to fund his WALL!!
eggcorn
05/22/17 7:47:15 PM
#7
Full Throttle posted...
MEXICAN BOARDER

is that like airbnb
TopicA rapey moment at Eurovision 2017.
eggcorn
05/22/17 6:08:35 AM
#8
ReignFury posted...
Looks like a kiss on the cheek

Hey dude I would like to save you from possible embarrassment and/or jail time and tell you that's not how you kiss someone on the cheek.
TopicHow come some guys won't date a girl that has been with a black guy before?
eggcorn
05/22/17 6:02:39 AM
#13
3rd_Best_Master posted...
eggcorn posted...
this is a stupid topic and only created to stir s***. Pretty sad, dude.

Problem?

You?
TopicHow come some guys won't date a girl that has been with a black guy before?
eggcorn
05/22/17 5:48:40 AM
#3
this is a stupid topic and only created to stir shit. Pretty sad, dude.
Topicare there animals that born a badass?
eggcorn
05/22/17 5:35:50 AM
#4
TopicChester (Linkin Park) fired back at haters:I'll Punch You In Your Fucking Mouth
eggcorn
05/21/17 4:04:43 PM
#8
Samurai_Shinjo posted...
you can fucking cash me ousside
TopicInterview with a man with a 200 IQ.
eggcorn
05/21/17 3:14:24 PM
#25
Turtlebread posted...
he's a college dropout what a dummy

just another uneducated white male smh
Topichypothetically, what should I do with a second bedroom
eggcorn
05/21/17 4:06:26 AM
#5
soulunison2 posted...
eggcorn posted...
have any hobbies?


brazilian jiu jitsu

turn it into a fight club
Topichypothetically, what should I do with a second bedroom
eggcorn
05/21/17 4:05:13 AM
#3
have any hobbies?
TopicSongs that sound like summer
eggcorn
05/21/17 3:42:28 AM
#5
SomeLikeItHoth posted...
11 karma and 357 active posts? Dear lord...

jfc
TopicThis topic contains a $425 fashion abortion.
eggcorn
05/21/17 1:55:05 AM
#6
Sad_Face posted...
Zip fly, button closures
Five pocket style
Elongated, straight leg
100% cotton
Imported


My God what a steal!

lmao
TopicKaty Perry's new hair tho
eggcorn
05/20/17 9:07:34 PM
#10
Trumps America
TopicIt's not "double oh seven", it's "zero zero seven".
eggcorn
05/20/17 7:20:40 PM
#5
double aught seven
TopicN.A.A.C.P. fires its president for not being as radical as BLM
eggcorn
05/20/17 6:51:09 PM
#71
sktgamer_13dude posted...
John_Galt posted...
"Guys, even though groups like BLM are pretty much the butt of jokes in this country and movements like that gave the republicans control of every single level of government that matters, we need to double down and be more like them".

Someone didn't read the article.

The Admiral posted...
sktgamer_13dude posted...
Obviously it means looting and pillaging and raping the white man.

Is that what you wanted to hear? You're grasping at straws man. It's kind of sad to see.


I'll give you a second chance to respond that that question in a non-sarcastic manner if you're capable of doing it.

You're trying to get me in a "gotcha" moment and t won't happen. You're grasping at straws because they name dropped BLM. I guarantee that you wouldn't care if they didn't name drop them.

Sounds like he already "gotcha".
TopicI think there's some kind of hate rally nearby.
eggcorn
05/20/17 6:12:41 PM
#7
RIP tc
Topicaromatic people are just ugly people who can't get any
eggcorn
05/20/17 5:51:25 PM
#14
great topic you stinky bastards
Topic....anyone want to see a picture of me eating a doughnut?
eggcorn
05/19/17 3:47:42 AM
#31
Timohtep posted...
the_cajun88 posted...
Did you really not know that I'm black?

I didn't tbh

The only people I can put faces to on CE are people I know IRL and JMP lmao

theres these new things on gamefaqs called signatures or sigs for short

dolomedes posted...
eggcorn posted...
yeah buddy
now I want one


where u at
let's go get some doughnuts

bay area
Topic....anyone want to see a picture of me eating a doughnut?
eggcorn
05/18/17 10:32:25 PM
#22
yeah buddy
now I want one
TopicI'd fuck Hana Song
eggcorn
05/18/17 10:21:11 PM
#17
thompsontalker7 posted...
TheCurseX2 posted...
She's like 13 you weirdo. Reported.


19 you nerd

this guy knows the ages of video game girls and is calling people nerds
TopicChris Cornell was Roger Ailes the whole time!?!?!?
eggcorn
05/18/17 4:52:36 PM
#8
darkphoenix181 posted...
eggcorn got rekt

D;
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