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TopicI can only get it up to clowns.
DrProfessor
09/11/17 5:27:16 AM
#5
See IT.
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TopicIf I worked on the set of Arrow, I would never get anything done.
DrProfessor
09/11/17 5:26:08 AM
#68
She aight. Nothin special
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TopicIf a coworker at your work smelled bad do you think you would say something?
DrProfessor
09/11/17 5:22:02 AM
#16
SmokeMassTree posted...
If I have to be in close proximity to them, absolutely. If it's just in passing, no.

I used to work with this dude that seriously smelled like shit and piss every single day. After about a week I brought in deodorant and soap and told him to clean himself or I was going to hr.
@SmokeMassTree

Did he clean himself up?
Was he offended?
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TopicWell. I definitely just got spanked by a stranger.
DrProfessor
09/11/17 5:02:19 AM
#208
LittleRoyal posted...
DrProfessor posted...
LittleRoyal posted...
LinksLiege posted...
LittleRoyal posted...
Eww, I don't.

I'm a weirdo though, so.

So am I, I like spankings. But not from strangers.
Any particular reason you're into being spanked? That don't seem to be something a lot of girls are into.


Ugh idk. I hate pain and if anyone tried to hurt me in sex I'd leave lol

But those feel good. I mean I love my butt. I love how it looks on me and it's like my best feature. So I guess I like it? Plus it tickles after a bit when my friends hit or pinch it which they do just to tease me not like they don't know

Sometimes during that time I spank myself.
3... 2... 1... Boner.
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TopicWell. I definitely just got spanked by a stranger.
DrProfessor
09/11/17 2:32:00 AM
#203
LittleRoyal posted...
LinksLiege posted...
LittleRoyal posted...
Eww, I don't.

I'm a weirdo though, so.

So am I, I like spankings. But not from strangers.
Any particular reason you're into being spanked? That don't seem to be something a lot of girls are into.
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TopicATTN: Ladies
DrProfessor
09/11/17 12:23:34 AM
#10
Syntheticon posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
I'm available!

Sorry man, they're all washing their hair, reading the paper and not interested.
Story of my life...
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TopicPoor Georgie :(
DrProfessor
09/11/17 12:17:05 AM
#11
lilORANG posted...
meh, he was annoying. kids are annoying.
So are chicks.
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TopicWell. I definitely just got spanked by a stranger.
DrProfessor
09/10/17 5:29:06 PM
#197
P4wn4g3 posted...
Playing hard to get? Idk. I always thought single women were a myth. At least single women that aren't batshit crazy.
Who says they're not?
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TopicPoor Georgie :(
DrProfessor
09/10/17 5:22:19 PM
#6
DreadedWave posted...
He gets to float though

FF_Redux posted...
You can wear watches on the other arm too you know

Both are fair points.
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TopicPoor Georgie :(
DrProfessor
09/10/17 5:21:29 PM
#5
Kitt posted...
For a second, I thought that was actually his brother he shot at the end

That would have been so dirty.
Dude that would actually be a really cool plot twist.
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TopicWell. I definitely just got spanked by a stranger.
DrProfessor
09/10/17 5:20:48 PM
#194
LittleRoyal posted...
I'm single and why?
Trying too hard. Ease up a bit.
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TopicPoor Georgie :(
DrProfessor
09/10/17 5:16:40 PM
#1
He can never wear a wrist watch again.
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TopicWell. I definitely just got spanked by a stranger.
DrProfessor
09/09/17 5:28:17 PM
#170
^^ see now THAT's a literal "butt head".
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TopicWell. I definitely just got spanked by a stranger.
DrProfessor
09/09/17 5:22:45 PM
#168
LittleRoyal posted...
I type well~ so stop being LITERAL BUTTHEADS just because I can type well.
Someone doesn't know what the word "literal" means...
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TopicWell. I definitely just got spanked by a stranger.
DrProfessor
09/08/17 8:51:48 PM
#156
LittleRoyal posted...
DrProfessor posted...
LittleRoyal posted...
P4wn4g3 posted...
TC is just being a tease. An anonymous internet tease.

You're just mad that I'm not giving my IG out
If you do... can I have it?

If I ever do, sure.
Huzzah!
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TopicWell. I definitely just got spanked by a stranger.
DrProfessor
09/08/17 8:18:24 PM
#154
LittleRoyal posted...
P4wn4g3 posted...
TC is just being a tease. An anonymous internet tease.

You're just mad that I'm not giving my IG out
If you do... can I have it?
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TopicWell. I definitely just got spanked by a stranger.
DrProfessor
09/08/17 7:31:07 PM
#144
Can I slap ur bum? It ain't fair u let those guys do it and not us.

@LittleRoyal
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TopicIT movie topic (spoilers)
DrProfessor
09/08/17 12:55:25 PM
#6
Which was better, the Tim Curry one or this version?
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TopicIT movie topic (spoilers)
DrProfessor
09/08/17 12:51:35 PM
#3
Never saw this. Thanks!
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TopicSo... how was It?
DrProfessor
09/08/17 12:22:51 PM
#18
Firewood18 posted...
Ha. I saw an article about a town in Pennsylvania where somebody tied red balloons to storm drains.
That's epic.
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TopicUniversal Hot/Crazy Matrix
DrProfessor
09/08/17 3:08:05 AM
#1

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TopicKnown for: Largest male sexual organ
DrProfessor
09/08/17 2:43:06 AM
#54
EightySeven posted...
DrProfessor posted...
I'll never understand people that want implants and use pumps and stuff.


Well there are still people with small dicks.
True. I guess I meant people that wanna look like the dude in the OP. Like, that kinda size is just a burden.

Or like girls that want triple Q sized boobs.
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TopicKnown for: Largest male sexual organ
DrProfessor
09/08/17 2:37:32 AM
#52
Syntheticon posted...
DrProfessor posted...
wwinterj25 posted...
DrProfessor posted...
I'm 8 inches hard and that's enough for me. It's annoying and uncomfortable as is.

Must be tough.
It's been more of a hinderence than a help tbh.

The myth about girls preferring bigger guys is definitely bunk. Either that or I'm doing something wrong.

Generally, girls seem to like the idea of something huge and enjoy how it looks in porn but in practice something average to large but still manageable is preferable. There are always exceptions but function wins over form in most cases.
Source: Any female I know that I could bring up the subject with because their reactions to the whole 14" thing has been very entertaining.
Yeah I dated one girl a few yrs back that was into size. Nobody else since her has cared, and in the case of shorter girls, they're more apprehensive. Like it's literally done me more harm than good.

I'll never understand people that want implants and use pumps and stuff.
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TopicKnown for: Largest male sexual organ
DrProfessor
09/08/17 2:32:26 AM
#49
EightySeven posted...
DrProfessor posted...
The myth about girls preferring bigger guys is definitely bunk. Either that or I'm doing something wrong.


Diminishing returns. People want a bigger dick, but not a freakish one. Also girth is more important anyway (assuming length is average is longer)
Yeah I'd heard that about girth actually. Im kinda outta luck there.

Can't win em all XD
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TopicSo... how was It?
DrProfessor
09/08/17 2:27:18 AM
#11
ss4parrothair posted...
Movie was good. A lot different than the book. But a well made movie.
Hey an actual answer! Thanks haha. Yeah I heard they changed things up quite a bit.

Looks dope.
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TopicKnown for: Largest male sexual organ
DrProfessor
09/08/17 2:19:28 AM
#46
wwinterj25 posted...
DrProfessor posted...
I'm 8 inches hard and that's enough for me. It's annoying and uncomfortable as is.

Must be tough.
It's been more of a hinderence than a help tbh.

The myth about girls preferring bigger guys is definitely bunk. Either that or I'm doing something wrong.
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TopicSo... how was It?
DrProfessor
09/08/17 1:39:48 AM
#7
Zeus posted...
I haven't felt a thing so far, but I don't live anywhere close to an afflicted area.
You're too old. He usually goes for children.
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TopicSo... how was It?
DrProfessor
09/08/17 1:31:00 AM
#5
Foppe posted...
The storm was so big so it flushed down clowns in the sewers?
Yeah, it's a real tragedy. Although one of them ended up in Maine and he's been causing no end of trouble to the locals.
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TopicDoes anybody else find Bob's Burgers rather cringey?
DrProfessor
09/08/17 12:51:09 AM
#34
Lost_All_Senses posted...
DrProfessor posted...
Zikten posted...
Ruvan22 posted...
I find it funny at times, but a lot of time I feel bad for the characters, especially the dad (Bob)

I can't think of an episode that ends with some bad thing not being resolved. the worst thing I can think of that ever happens to Bob is in the My Little Pony episode when Bob goes to all that work to get Tina's toy pony back and then she decides she doesn't want to play with it anymore. Bob has a pretty good life.
Clearly you've never seen the game show episode.


"You mean he kissed the ball into your mouth"
Yup. Lol.
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TopicDoes anybody else find Bob's Burgers rather cringey?
DrProfessor
09/08/17 12:43:58 AM
#32
Zikten posted...
Ruvan22 posted...
I find it funny at times, but a lot of time I feel bad for the characters, especially the dad (Bob)

I can't think of an episode that ends with some bad thing not being resolved. the worst thing I can think of that ever happens to Bob is in the My Little Pony episode when Bob goes to all that work to get Tina's toy pony back and then she decides she doesn't want to play with it anymore. Bob has a pretty good life.
Clearly you've never seen the game show episode.
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TopicWhoever said women are more mature than men...
DrProfessor
09/08/17 12:43:19 AM
#13
NonDairyMiltank posted...
DrProfessor posted...
Should browse a few of the girl topics around here

this is where you fucked up and didn't make any sense

and some of the female posters here are trans
they're not typical women
True. fair enough.
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TopicWhoever said women are more mature than men...
DrProfessor
09/08/17 12:42:19 AM
#12
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Who says that outside of like elementary school?
Women.
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TopicKnown for: Largest male sexual organ
DrProfessor
09/08/17 12:41:28 AM
#44
I'm 8 inches hard and that's enough for me. It's annoying and uncomfortable as is.
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TopicSo... how was It?
DrProfessor
09/08/17 12:13:06 AM
#3
ChrisHanson24 posted...
it didn't even hit yet
Lol. Not Irma. Although that was clever.

I meant the sewer clown.
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TopicSo... how was It?
DrProfessor
09/07/17 11:50:29 PM
#1
Scary or lame?
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TopicWell. I definitely just got spanked by a stranger.
DrProfessor
09/07/17 11:40:18 PM
#119
KainWind posted...
DrProfessor posted...
vicedungwinsgam posted...
one time at work the hottest girl of all-time was working with me and this binder was gonna fall off of a desk so I instinctively went to grab it quickly..and he ass somehow got right in the way and I completely palm to cheeked it hard
Did she get pissed? Don't leave us hangin!

They hugged it out.
LOL
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TopicWell. I definitely just got spanked by a stranger.
DrProfessor
09/07/17 11:38:36 PM
#117
vicedungwinsgam posted...
one time at work the hottest girl of all-time was working with me and this binder was gonna fall off of a desk so I instinctively went to grab it quickly..and he ass somehow got right in the way and I completely palm to cheeked it hard
Did she get pissed? Don't leave us hangin!
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TopicWell. I definitely just got spanked by a stranger.
DrProfessor
09/07/17 11:18:08 PM
#114
Are you actually a girl TC? Or is this an elaborate ruse?
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Topic*attention seeking topic title*
DrProfessor
09/07/17 11:12:25 PM
#8
Somebody post a pic of some boobs. I don't care who's, just post it!

>:(
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TopicWhoever said women are more mature than men...
DrProfessor
09/07/17 10:51:21 PM
#7
Duncanwii posted...
To be fair, Byron is a guy and was joking around. Also both my sister's are far more mature than me, and they're both younger than me.
Yeah. But I dunno man, sometimes grown a** women act like total brats. Or they'll use tears to get their way, or slam doors when they're mad. I don't know any dudes that do stuff like that.
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TopicSo the Stephen King IT movie won't even have the sex orgy scene?
DrProfessor
09/07/17 9:36:47 PM
#86
Axiom posted...
It annoys and creeps me out that people obsess over that stupid scene. I always forget it even exists until someone brings it up
Maybe you should be more annoyed with the person that wrote it...

@Axiom
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TopicWhoever said women are more mature than men...
DrProfessor
09/07/17 9:30:46 PM
#1
Should browse a few of the girl topics around here:

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75750946

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75751005

Or anything by Harpy and the girl with the horse head mask...
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TopicWell. I definitely just got spanked by a stranger.
DrProfessor
09/07/17 8:05:07 PM
#100
Center_Right posted...
UHG I'm a girl and I FUCKING HATE frat bois I dated one for awhile and he was a grade-A dbag


you shouldn't of hugged him tbh
Your sig was right. #props
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TopicWell. I definitely just got spanked by a stranger.
DrProfessor
09/07/17 8:03:54 PM
#99
LittleRoyal posted...
Ruvan22 posted...
I.. I never knew the spank and hug was a thing o.0

Sorry though TC.. sounds like you got put in a questionable spot where you couldn't really make an accusation stick

Now I feel a bit manipulated and like I got played as a fool though
5Jmd189
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TopicWell. I definitely just got spanked by a stranger.
DrProfessor
09/07/17 7:57:44 PM
#96
@LittleRoyal

More girls need to be into being spanked. Quite hot. I approve.

Just try not to get urself felt up by random horn dogs :P
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TopicDoes anybody else find Bob's Burgers rather cringey?
DrProfessor
09/07/17 7:37:19 PM
#29
sktgamer_13dude posted...
GOATSLAYER posted...
DrProfessor posted...
DuranOfForcena posted...
DreadedWave posted...
DrProfessor posted...
Which is odd because I loved Home Movies.

Well there's the problem you like things that are bad.

literally wrong
Thank you. Couldn't have said it better myself.

I just watched some of the first episode after seeing this topic and it was crappy. Does it get better in later episodes?

A lot better

Edit: that is if you're talking about Bobs Burgers. Idk about Home Movies
TBH it applies to both.
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TopicDoes anybody else find Bob's Burgers rather cringey?
DrProfessor
09/07/17 6:36:40 PM
#21
GOATSLAYER posted...
DrProfessor posted...
DuranOfForcena posted...
DreadedWave posted...
DrProfessor posted...
Which is odd because I loved Home Movies.

Well there's the problem you like things that are bad.

literally wrong
Thank you. Couldn't have said it better myself.

I just watched some of the first episode after seeing this topic and it was crappy. Does it get better in later episodes?
Season 1 of home movies is a bit rough around the edges. The writing got way better once the show moved to Adult Swim.
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TopicDoes anybody else find Bob's Burgers rather cringey?
DrProfessor
09/07/17 6:23:29 PM
#14
DuranOfForcena posted...
DreadedWave posted...
DrProfessor posted...
Which is odd because I loved Home Movies.

Well there's the problem you like things that are bad.

literally wrong
Thank you. Couldn't have said it better myself.
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TopicBacon Pancakes (remix)
DrProfessor
09/07/17 2:46:22 PM
#3
averagejoel posted...
i know some very successful stockholders
Do they trade in peanut butter and dicks?
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TopicBacon Pancakes (remix)
DrProfessor
09/07/17 2:43:41 PM
#1

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