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TopicWhat's the yummiest thing you've ever cooked?
DrProfessor
09/07/17 2:00:49 PM
#21
I need more deliciousness! More!
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TopicWhat's the yummiest thing you've ever cooked?
DrProfessor
09/07/17 2:40:03 AM
#13
Krazy_Kirby posted...
lasagna. sauce simmered for over a day
Wow. I'm really surprised it didn't scorch.
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TopicWhat's the yummiest thing you've ever cooked?
DrProfessor
09/07/17 2:31:09 AM
#10
Questionmarktarius posted...
Is this possible? I need this now!
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TopicWhat's the yummiest thing you've ever cooked?
DrProfessor
09/06/17 10:56:27 PM
#1
Let's hear your best meals, but it's gotta be something you made.
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TopicDoes anybody else find Bob's Burgers rather cringey?
DrProfessor
09/05/17 8:42:26 PM
#1
I'm not even sure that's the right word for it. It's definitely made me laugh before, but for the most part it hits me in just such a way that I'm like "ugh. I can't watch this."

Which is odd because I loved Home Movies.
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Topic>be a female on CE >get attention
DrProfessor
09/03/17 3:59:29 PM
#59
Foppe posted...
L?
Short for "loss". It's an online gaming term.
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Topic>be a female on CE >get attention
DrProfessor
09/03/17 3:49:52 PM
#57
Sayoria posted...
Foppe posted...
DrProfessor posted...
Foppe posted...
Sayoria is a transfemale?
Ever see that movie the Crying Game?

...Yeah.


She will fall in love with an IRA member?


It's hard to win my love. x:
I'd sooner take the L.
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Topic>be a female on CE >get attention
DrProfessor
09/03/17 12:00:56 PM
#44
Foppe posted...
Sayoria is a transfemale?
Ever see that movie the Crying Game?

...Yeah.
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TopicAre you fat?
DrProfessor
09/03/17 11:59:44 AM
#45
Zangulus posted...
DrProfessor posted...
Zangulus posted...
So. So fat.
Well stop. It's not healthy.


Then why do I keep passing my physicals? LOL
Idk but my doc busts my balls all the time cuz I'm a fatty. Haha.

I'm losing weight steady now tho so I got her next physical.
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TopicAre you fat?
DrProfessor
09/03/17 4:33:05 AM
#43
Zangulus posted...
So. So fat.
Well stop. It's not healthy.
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TopicWhich is better rice or noodles?
DrProfessor
09/03/17 4:02:04 AM
#9
Screw rice.

Noodles all the way
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Topic>be a female on CE >get attention
DrProfessor
09/03/17 3:53:18 AM
#27
USANumber1 posted...
I'm underage.
Ur good. It's a joke.
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Topic>be a female on CE >get attention
DrProfessor
09/03/17 3:49:09 AM
#25
Foppe posted...
DrProfessor posted...
@USANumber1

I'm not giving you attention till you wear pantyhose


Why not stayups?
They're hot too. Although pantyhose are hotter imo.
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Topic>be a female on CE >get attention
DrProfessor
09/03/17 3:26:38 AM
#22
@USANumber1

I'm not giving you attention till you wear pantyhose
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Topic>be a female on CE >get attention
DrProfessor
09/03/17 3:15:15 AM
#18
Squidkids posted...
Bloodychess posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Sayoria posted...
Turbam posted...
I'm a girl and no one gives me attention :V


same, no one even wants to make fun of me for making that thread here that is supposed to be in the splatoon 2 boards
Cuz ur username has "kid" in the handle.
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Topic>be a female on CE >get attention
DrProfessor
09/03/17 3:05:27 AM
#15
Sayoria posted...
Turbam posted...
I'm a girl and no one gives me attention :V
Because you have a penis.
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TopicCEgals, post creepy PMs you've received on gamefaqs
DrProfessor
09/01/17 11:39:57 PM
#64
Gimmick posted...
I had someone ask me to shove my Wiimote in my vagina and take a picture....
...D-didju do it?
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TopicEver been accused of having a horse face?
DrProfessor
09/01/17 5:44:34 PM
#32
USANumber1 posted...
Nobody would voluntarily wear pantyhose in the summer when it's 900 degrees
They still make legs look hot tho.

But fair enough. It is pretty warm outside.
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TopicAre you fat?
DrProfessor
09/01/17 2:27:38 PM
#32
SunWuKung420 posted...
Duck-I-Says posted...
fettster777 posted...
My BMI is like 27 and my doctor told me I need to get in shape.

But I can run 2 miles straight without stopping when I run 5Ks.

I don't know.


Get your bodyfat professionally tested. BMI works for most people, but you might be an outlier.


Bmi is a terrible scale for everyone and needs to be abolished.
Agreed. Idk why doctors still go by it.
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TopicEver been accused of having a horse face?
DrProfessor
09/01/17 1:37:07 PM
#27
ssj3vegeta_ posted...
USANumber1 posted...
How did you handle the insult?

bpqRlYJ

She has nice legs tbh
She needs pantyhose. Legs always look better in them.
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TopicAre you fat?
DrProfessor
09/01/17 1:03:11 PM
#22
SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
Wow. Takes me back.
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TopicEver been accused of having a horse face?
DrProfessor
09/01/17 1:01:55 PM
#25
^^ Ugh. Nirvana is so overrated.
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TopicEver been accused of having a horse face?
DrProfessor
09/01/17 4:12:31 AM
#22
USANumber1 posted...
In all seriousness I don't know where the scratch came from. You never end up with bumps and scrapes and you're like how the eff did this happen? Especially on your hands/knuckles.
Maybe you been playing guitar in your sleep... backwards.

Either that or you're secretly Wolverine. It's definitely one or the other.
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TopicAre you fat?
DrProfessor
09/01/17 4:09:45 AM
#16
SmokeMassTree posted...
DrProfessor posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
Supposedly
Ain't you the guy that said you weigh like 300 pounds or something?

And then promptly hit on @Thedevil

I salute you my friend. You got bigger ballz than me.


409 and I would never do that
Lol. Nice
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TopicAre you fat?
DrProfessor
09/01/17 1:34:57 AM
#4
SmokeMassTree posted...
Supposedly
Ain't you the guy that said you weigh like 300 pounds or something?

And then promptly hit on @Jen0125

I salute you my friend. You got bigger ballz than me.
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TopicCEgals, post creepy PMs you've received on gamefaqs
DrProfessor
09/01/17 1:31:27 AM
#51
@Harpie

Wait you actually sent out da boobie pix to peeps that asked?

+20 cool points for you
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TopicAre you fat?
DrProfessor
09/01/17 1:24:25 AM
#1
Are you fat?



Get at me
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TopicWhat's for dinner? Mother fuckin ribs that's what bitch
DrProfessor
09/01/17 1:19:22 AM
#15
Y'all gonna get fat.
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TopicPenis vs Vagina
DrProfessor
09/01/17 1:07:13 AM
#17
Vagina.

From what I understand though, girls don't find the penis particularly attractive.
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TopicAre you male or female?
DrProfessor
09/01/17 1:02:40 AM
#38
King_Gheedorah posted...
I identify as a 3 headed dragon

And I pee standing up.

Only thing is I piss electrical and gravity beams. Best watch the fuck out.
I look forward to seeing you in the new Godzilla movie.
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TopicAre we simply conditioned to find white skin more attractive?
DrProfessor
09/01/17 12:49:00 AM
#5
Go for white girls if you want. Leaves more ethnic babes for me.
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TopicAre you male or female?
DrProfessor
09/01/17 12:36:50 AM
#17
_Rinku_ posted...
Callixtus posted...
Sayoria posted...
I pee sitting down. Female.


Female
"(1) : of, relating to, or being the sex that typically has the capacity to bear young or produce eggs"


https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/female

So, infertile women, women who've had a hysterectomy or ovarian cancer, none of these are "female" to you.
They'd still have female chromosomes.
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TopicAre you male or female?
DrProfessor
09/01/17 12:32:52 AM
#8
USANumber1 posted...
I pee standing up but I'm still female.

fuck gender and societal norms. imma pee all over your toilet seats and floors
Not in my house you ain't. Ima germaphobe.
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TopicEver been accused of having a horse face?
DrProfessor
09/01/17 12:31:21 AM
#16
King_Gheedorah posted...
What is a picture of Sarah Jessica Parker doing in the OP?
Nah she looks like a foot.
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TopicEver been accused of having a horse face?
DrProfessor
09/01/17 12:29:58 AM
#14
USANumber1 posted...
Maybe she went through some shit in middle school? No business of yours, it is!
Oh wait is that you TC?

I like your dress.
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TopicAre you male or female?
DrProfessor
09/01/17 12:27:24 AM
#4
Callixtus posted...
Sayoria posted...
I pee sitting down. Female.


Female
"(1) : of, relating to, or being the sex that typically has the capacity to bear young or produce eggs"


https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/female
He's got you there.
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TopicEver been accused of having a horse face?
DrProfessor
09/01/17 12:25:42 AM
#7
Why does she have cuts on her biceps?
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TopicSo holywood is remaking lord of the flies but with an all female cast! Yay!!!
DrProfessor
08/31/17 5:14:22 PM
#51
shadowsword87 posted...
DrProfessor posted...
Or they could respect the integrity of the source material and leave it as male?


So, are you suggesting that everything needs to follow the source material as closely as possible, because of how perfect it always is?

DrProfessor posted...
Besides, as was said earlier, males in general are more territorial and predisposed to violence. Males are usually bullies in school and are quicker to become confrontational. The movie loses something without that aspect.


Yeah, that would be an interesting character dynamic, wouldn't it?
Lord of the flies is a commentary on men! It's literally made as a commentary on how males devolve and can become prone to violence. In a sense it was already feminist to begin with. It shows that males could be the reason we have so many wars.

An all female cast is illogical and completely loses the intended message.
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TopicSo holywood is remaking lord of the flies but with an all female cast! Yay!!!
DrProfessor
08/31/17 4:54:29 PM
#46
shadowsword87 posted...
I genuinely don't see a problem with this in any way shape or form.
Why does that matter? Shouldn't the fact that the movie is good/bad be the deciding factor?
Or they could respect the integrity of the source material and leave it as male?

Besides, as was said earlier, males in general are more territorial and predisposed to violence. Males are usually bullies in school and are quicker to become confrontational. The movie loses something without that aspect.
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TopicAre sewer clowns a big problem in your part of the world?
DrProfessor
08/30/17 12:16:05 PM
#5
gp1829 posted...
They are isolated to Maine it's bad there.
So I've heard. :/
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TopicAre sewer clowns a big problem in your part of the world?
DrProfessor
08/30/17 12:03:16 PM
#1
The media depicts them in a bad light.
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TopicWhat amount of muscle mass do women find attractive?
DrProfessor
08/27/17 3:12:36 AM
#20
fishy071 posted...
No amount of muscle will make me find anyone attractive. It's good personality that does.
And by "good" you mean confident right? Because no amount of being nice will earn you a girl.
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TopicWhat amount of muscle mass do women find attractive?
DrProfessor
08/26/17 10:05:38 PM
#11
RCtheWSBC posted...
http://www.treadmillreviews.net/building-the-perfect-body/
Hmm. Ok, I can do that. Thanks!
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TopicWhat amount of muscle mass do women find attractive?
DrProfessor
08/26/17 10:01:04 PM
#8
joemodda posted...
They don't care; it only matters if you are attractive facially.

The "just lift brah" meme doesn't actually work
Aight. Well I'm good there. But I'm still out of shape. Muscles would help I reckon
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TopicWhat amount of muscle mass do women find attractive?
DrProfessor
08/26/17 8:49:10 PM
#1
I'd prefer to hear responses from women if possible. I'm guessing body builder level muscle mass doesn't do it for girls, so what should I aim for?
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TopicUh Oh. (Amazon related.)
DrProfessor
08/25/17 5:51:31 PM
#25
@Duncanwii

I'll pm you and explain it. It's not as bad as they make it sound
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TopicVore...
DrProfessor
08/25/17 9:14:12 AM
#12
WilliamPorygon posted...
DrProfessor posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
Vore seems a bit silly, but hard vore, that is just disturbing.
Do I even wanna know what "hard vore" is?

Hard vore = chewing
Soft vore = swallowing whole

There
Ok, I'm tapping out. No more internet for me.
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TopicThere's literally women that sell used panties.
DrProfessor
08/25/17 9:08:24 AM
#44
Rika_Furude posted...
do any girls buy other girls used underwear
and even wear them without even washing it
No. Why would anyone in their right mind do that?
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TopicGuys it feels like my throat is closing
DrProfessor
08/25/17 9:07:39 AM
#6
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Call 911
Actually yeah. Do this.
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TopicVore...
DrProfessor
08/25/17 9:06:02 AM
#10
Zodd3224 posted...
Vore seems a bit silly, but hard vore, that is just disturbing.
Do I even wanna know what "hard vore" is?
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