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Topic	Guys it feels like my throat is closing
DrProfessor 08/25/17 9:04:16 AM #2	Benedryl. Same thing happened to me two yrs ago --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Coach forces cheerleaders into doing the splits
DrProfessor 08/25/17 8:59:48 AM #27	the_cajun88 posted... Foppe posted... ....this is kinda hot. No --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	REDDIT is for the ultra nerds dorks right?
DrProfessor 08/25/17 8:45:10 AM #3	--- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Shorts are getting shorter
DrProfessor 08/25/17 8:40:57 AM #5	I rock blink 182 style baggy shorts. Dickies. I stay fly. --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Principal Says Girls Shouldnt Wear Leggings Unless Theyre A Size 0 Or 2
DrProfessor 08/25/17 8:29:24 AM #14	scar the 1 posted... monkeysRfunny posted... She only said that they'll look fat if they weren't a size 0 or 2; not that students shouldn't wear leggings if they don't fit that criteria. And that's wrong. Being fat is what makes people look fat. Not wearing leggings. I think the greater fear is that a bigger girl in leggings will stretch the fabric till its sheer. Basically like she showed up to school in pantyhose worn like pants. I think that's what this is all about. --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Lmao Affleck is out of the Batman movie.
DrProfessor 08/25/17 8:23:25 AM #39	Dash_Harber posted... God, DC is incompetent at this. "Marvel releases strong single character films first so they can draw in lots of different people and fans, what should we do? We should do the exact opposite and try to spin off of our mega film" "Marvel has every work, even the most insignificant interconnected so that fans have a reason to watch all of them and can make theories about storylines and characters. What should we do? We should create a complex multiverse that most of the viewers won't know about, confusing everyone and creating stupid things like having two different flashes at the same time in two separate universes, kinda." "Marvel hinged their movies on bankable popular actors, throwing in a couple of actors on the downswing to keep people surprised. Let's just cast random actors who don't suit any role just to keep people on their toes" It's like DC is simultaneously a Marvel super-fanboy and an insane contrarian. Literally, couldn't have said it better myself. Here here! --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Principal Says Girls Shouldnt Wear Leggings Unless Theyre A Size 0 Or 2
DrProfessor 08/25/17 7:59:59 AM #4	I prefer thicc girls --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Bodybuilder tries to show off at pool, nobody cares
DrProfessor 08/25/17 7:52:53 AM #28	Bok_Choi posted... DrProfessor posted... How come his stomach is so distended? I can't tell if he's fat or in shape... to push and pull more weight you have to have a strong core support people who are in the middle of bulking, or have well developed musculature like this, need a thick core to support their heavy lifting this guy is a body builder not in contest shape so yeah he's gonna have a gut but he's incredibly in shape obviously So I guess he's eating a lot but he's also lifting a lot. Crazy. --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Bodybuilder tries to show off at pool, nobody cares
DrProfessor 08/25/17 5:39:46 AM #24	How come his stomach is so distended? I can't tell if he's fat or in shape... --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Was watching the movie Revenge of the Nerds again and one scene bothered me
DrProfessor 08/25/17 5:33:18 AM #14	boxington posted... DrProfessor posted... What he did was wrong, but does that actually constitute rape? Isnt rape forced penetration? Sorry if I'm completely off. I'm not trying to be crass or troll, I'm just genuinely confused now. it was rape by deception. I think I get it. Because had she known, she wouldn't have slept with him. ...So the act took place against her will. Ok I got it now. --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Why the HECK would someone actually DO this?
DrProfessor 08/25/17 5:31:36 AM #13	BettyB0op08 posted... Darklit_Minuet posted... That just brings up the question. Which is worse? Propane in the urethra... or superglue? Propane in your superglue. --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Was watching the movie Revenge of the Nerds again and one scene bothered me
DrProfessor 08/25/17 5:27:37 AM #12	What he did was wrong, but does that actually constitute rape? Isnt rape forced penetration? Sorry if I'm completely off. I'm not trying to be crass or troll, I'm just genuinely confused now. --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Martin Scorsese is producing a Joker origin movie
DrProfessor 08/22/17 10:33:36 PM #5	Piersons_Fox posted... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO NO NO NO NO! The appeal about the Joker is his mysterious and unknown past. This would just completely pervert his entire concept. Not to mention confuse audiences to no end, since it's outside of the current film continuity. --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Do you work out?
DrProfessor 08/20/17 2:37:10 AM #15	JimmyJumper6 posted... it drastically helps promote a positive mental outlook. Agreed --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Do you work out?
DrProfessor 08/20/17 1:12:58 AM #1	Do you work out: run, lift, etc? Yep. I stay on dat gym Nope. But I'm naturally thin Nah. Ima a fatty View Results Well? --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Do you think this country is in "terrible shape?"
DrProfessor 08/19/17 2:56:39 AM #12	Oddplume posted... Not great shape, but it isn't too late to turn this all around. I suggest Atkins. --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Is fat shaming a big problem in America?
DrProfessor 08/17/17 11:57:05 PM #1	Fatty --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Hottest girl on PotD
DrProfessor 08/17/17 4:25:57 PM #63	Jen0125 posted... DrProfessor posted... I retract my "meh" about Jen. She a hotty. did you just see a pic of me like right now or something? Sure did. --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Hottest girl on PotD
DrProfessor 08/17/17 1:15:26 PM #47	I retract my "meh" about Jen. She a hotty. --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	So I signed an NDA for Star Wars
DrProfessor 08/16/17 7:24:39 PM #29	Not so much an NDA, but my comic book pitch is being considered by Markosia, so I had to sign to exclusivity while they review it. --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	15 teenagers treated for rabies after gang raping an ass
DrProfessor 08/16/17 7:21:34 PM #59	The whole world is going down the sewer. --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Hottest girl on PotD
DrProfessor 08/16/17 7:03:07 PM #6	Currant_Kaiser posted... DrProfessor posted... Lokarin posted... I'd say Jen is number 1.... out of all 3 girls Meh. I seen Jen. She just aight. Id have to see some of the others first tho to compare. Just aight is the hottest anybody here could ever be. Hahaha. Fair enough. And that includes me too. --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Hottest girl on PotD
DrProfessor 08/16/17 6:58:49 PM #4	Lokarin posted... I'd say Jen is number 1.... out of all 3 girls Meh. I seen Jen. She just aight. Id have to see some of the others first tho to compare. --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Money can't buy happiness, but it CAN buy sadness in others
DrProfessor 08/16/17 6:54:49 PM #2	Sure if you're Mr. Burns. --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Hottest girl on PotD
DrProfessor 08/16/17 6:54:03 PM #1	Who's the hottest girl poster 'round these parts? #curious --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Just lost a toooth
DrProfessor 08/15/17 6:19:05 AM #8	Talks posted... are you 9? Either that or he's got rotten gums. --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Pink eye is caused by stool in your eye
DrProfessor 08/14/17 5:26:50 PM #12	Jen0125 posted... EclairReturns posted... Jen0125 posted... new Well, it's new to me. no offense but you're not really a smart person Burn --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Pink eye is caused by stool in your eye
DrProfessor 08/14/17 5:02:25 PM #1	Gross. --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Do you like holding your own poop?
DrProfessor 08/05/17 6:34:18 AM #14	Capital_Tenant posted... gguirao posted... What's so enjoyable about it? Can't really point the specifics, but holding it just creates this awesome sensation in your body. No it doesn't. You're supposed to evacuate waste. Not use it to get off. --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Never seen IT, can somebody answer some questions? (SPOILERS)
DrProfessor 07/31/17 10:23:14 PM #40	ParanoidObsessive posted... shadowsword87 posted... Kimbo is real happy to tell people about a child orgy. I get it. To be fair, it's less of a child orgy, and more just a group of boys all having sex with the same girl one after the other. So more like running a train on her. Did this have any relevance to the story at all? --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Never seen IT, can somebody answer some questions? (SPOILERS)
DrProfessor 07/31/17 10:13:16 PM #38	Syntheticon posted... DrProfessor posted... I'd rather see the new one than check out the old one. I read the wiki but I still got some questions though: 1. Why is Pennywise screwing with the kids in the first place? Is he just a jerk for the heck of it? 2. What IS he exactly? 3. Is he killing kids or eating em or what? 4. Why'd the little kid keep saying we all float down here in the new trailer? You're pretty interested for someone that doesn't want to see the old one-here's a tip, just watch the old one, you might even enjoy it. Yeah I was gonna skip the old one, but I'm really kinda fascinated with It at this point. Prolly gonna break down and watch it. --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Never seen IT, can somebody answer some questions? (SPOILERS)
DrProfessor 07/31/17 10:05:36 PM #37	Syntheticon posted... DrProfessor posted... Kimbos_Egg posted... DrProfessor posted... I'm honestly kinda surprised no one has a problem with a movie (and tv special, and book) about murdering children. Like, not that I'm comparing a fictional work to child porn, but sexualizing kids on tv is wrong while ripping their arms off and eating them is fine? Not tryna start a whole big debate here. Just saying, in theory neither seems like something we should be glorifying. ~~they literally have a gangbang in the sewers~~ Ok what!? How did this book get approved to be sold in stores? Wtf is wrong with Steven King!? You make me very sad. Out of fear of personal injury, I'm unable to facepalm myself an appropriate amount in response to this post. My bad. I guess I overreacted to the child orgy gangbang. Hopefully they include it in the movie. --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Never seen IT, can somebody answer some questions? (SPOILERS)
DrProfessor 07/31/17 8:16:41 PM #32	Kimbos_Egg posted... DrProfessor posted... I'm honestly kinda surprised no one has a problem with a movie (and tv special, and book) about murdering children. Like, not that I'm comparing a fictional work to child porn, but sexualizing kids on tv is wrong while ripping their arms off and eating them is fine? Not tryna start a whole big debate here. Just saying, in theory neither seems like something we should be glorifying. ~~they literally have a gangbang in the sewers~~ Ok what!? How did this book get approved to be sold in stores? Wtf is wrong with Steven King!? --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Never seen IT, can somebody answer some questions? (SPOILERS)
DrProfessor 07/31/17 7:56:52 PM #29	I'm honestly kinda surprised no one has a problem with a movie (and tv special, and book) about murdering children. Like, not that I'm comparing a fictional work to child porn, but sexualizing kids on tv is wrong while ripping their arms off and eating them is fine? Not tryna start a whole big debate here. Just saying, in theory neither seems like something we should be glorifying. --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Never seen IT, can somebody answer some questions? (SPOILERS)
DrProfessor 07/31/17 12:14:43 PM #22	ParanoidObsessive posted... DrProfessor posted... Maine has a pretty big problem with sewer clowns, eh? I meant more the relationships between the kids and how they interact with the world in general, but let's be honest. Considering what Stephen King turned out to be as an adult, who the hell knows what sort of supernatural horrors he may have stumbled across as a kid? Honestly... yeah I wouldn't be surprised. --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Never seen IT, can somebody answer some questions? (SPOILERS)
DrProfessor 07/30/17 9:50:43 PM #19	Is Pennywise literally just doing this cuz he's a dick? He's got no further motivation than that? Did anybody hear that his offspring is in Dark Tower? --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Never seen IT, can somebody answer some questions? (SPOILERS)
DrProfessor 07/30/17 9:48:42 PM #18	Kimbos_Egg posted... DrProfessor posted... ParanoidObsessive posted... RedPixel posted... Yup but all of the characters' fears are vanilla as fuck To be fair, they were young kids in the 50s, so they didn't have years worth of elaborate horror movies, video games, or a lot of reading to really crank up their imaginations, terror-wise. Realistically, King probably based most of their fears on stuff he was afraid of when he was a kid, because It (and Stand by Me) are pretty clearly based on a lot of his own personal experiences as a kid growing up in Maine in the 50s. Maine has a pretty big problem with sewer clowns, eh? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wayne_Gacy Wow. Well... wow. --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Never seen IT, can somebody answer some questions? (SPOILERS)
DrProfessor 07/30/17 6:00:14 PM #14	ParanoidObsessive posted... RedPixel posted... Yup but all of the characters' fears are vanilla as fuck To be fair, they were young kids in the 50s, so they didn't have years worth of elaborate horror movies, video games, or a lot of reading to really crank up their imaginations, terror-wise. Realistically, King probably based most of their fears on stuff he was afraid of when he was a kid, because It (and Stand by Me) are pretty clearly based on a lot of his own personal experiences as a kid growing up in Maine in the 50s. Maine has a pretty big problem with sewer clowns, eh? --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Never seen IT, can somebody answer some questions? (SPOILERS)
DrProfessor 07/30/17 3:05:24 AM #5	Oh wow. Cool. Thanks. So is he like a space alien or something? --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Never seen IT, can somebody answer some questions? (SPOILERS)
DrProfessor 07/30/17 2:28:13 AM #3	ssj4supervegeta posted... giant spider Lol. Weird --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Never seen IT, can somebody answer some questions? (SPOILERS)
DrProfessor 07/30/17 2:10:43 AM #1	I'd rather see the new one than check out the old one. I read the wiki but I still got some questions though: 1. Why is Pennywise screwing with the kids in the first place? Is he just a jerk for the heck of it? 2. What IS he exactly? 3. Is he killing kids or eating em or what? 4. Why'd the little kid keep saying we all float down here in the new trailer? --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Favorite food/meal of all time
DrProfessor 07/28/17 12:01:50 AM #26	Zeus posted... Stuffed lobsters usually. I also enjoy lasagna ~~(and, I know you didn't ask, but I'll add that I hate Mondays)~~ --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Favorite food/meal of all time
DrProfessor 07/27/17 1:44:39 PM #11	TheSlinja posted... Softboiled Eggs Eggs tho? Of all the food in the world, you choose boiled eggs? --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Favorite food/meal of all time
DrProfessor 07/27/17 5:52:25 AM #1	Go! --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Lol imagine playing Pokmon as an adult
DrProfessor 07/23/17 4:57:20 AM #24	soulunison2 posted... DrProfessor posted... soulunison2 posted... Still at the salt mines itt Even you have no idea what you're saying anymore. Straw man salt Salt man salt --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Genius.
DrProfessor 07/23/17 2:49:22 AM #4	--- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Lol imagine playing Pokmon as an adult
DrProfessor 07/23/17 2:46:16 AM #19	Virus731 posted... I can't enjoy Pokemon games as a 24 year old. The difficulty is tailored for 5 year olds. I can enjoy em just fine as a 31 year old. Careful not to cut yourself on dat edge. --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
Topic	Lol imagine playing Pokmon as an adult
DrProfessor 07/23/17 2:45:12 AM #18	soulunison2 posted... Still at the salt mines itt Even you have no idea what you're saying anymore. --- I have a doctorate in professoring.
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