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*Just wait and seeeee* >:D
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My thesaurus arrived yesterday, but when I opened it it was blank inside. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

Oh, believe me it only gets better. ...mostly. ....it also gets a tad.... weird at points? Possibly? And I *do* mean by NL standards. >_> <_<
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My thesaurus arrived yesterday, but when I opened it it was blank inside. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

indeed it did
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My thesaurus arrived yesterday, but when I opened it it was blank inside. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

(...Just checking, OOC you two do know it was actually just a normal arm with thumbtacks and legos attached to the arm/ comedy chainsaw and not an actual chainsaw, right? >_>')

*Comes out, one nail still in eye, skull fractured, skin still burnt to a crisp, but his other eyebrow raised.),
...Oi'm sorry? *Oi'm sorry?* Ponte, it was just what... five minutes ago, so Oi've a *very* clear memory of you not actually *doing* anything for most of that match-up while Stroife and Oi did most of the work... and Oi have... a few battle scars of me own...

*Shrugs, then smiles, waving his melted hand.* Eh. For the first toime in awhile, Oi actually had fun in a match here in the UCA, and Stroife, Oi honestly appreciate the foight, and, although you're a psychotic motherfucker, it was a honest joy to face off against you.

*Turns and punches david in the face with his stump.*

You can fuck yourself, however. Now, if you excuse me, Oi've been told Oi need to be taken to the nearest hospital for numerous life-threatening wounds, but Oi don't feel-

*tranqed by Percy, dragged out by his feet.*
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My thesaurus arrived yesterday, but when I opened it it was blank inside. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

(this is why you don't make plans and wing it on the go. :p)
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My thesaurus arrived yesterday, but when I opened it it was blank inside. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

(That's what you GET for waiting until the last minute. :|)
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*CPU's eyes nearly boggle out of his head as the molotov comes flying at and hits him squarely in the face, wreathing his head and, after a brief pause, entire body in flame, and he, for lack of a more descriptive word for the noise that erupts from his throat, screams, and the announcers are silent.*

*And, after a good four, five minute on the ground, rolling around in the flames and glass, attempting to put himself out, CPU begins laughing maniacally as the fire suppression system kicks in and pushes himself to his feet, grinning and staring across the ring at where he thinks Strife is..* ....NOW *THIS* IS WHAT OI LIVE FOR! LET'S FUCKING GO YOU PSYCHOTIC BASTARD! LOCK-ON GO!

*CPU then, after a glance at his current surroundings, opts to take the fastest way to his objective, AKA across the ring at full speed. However, the chemicals in the molotov's get into his pathing systems, causing them to go on the fritz, and send him the long way around, because OF COURSE THEY DO.*

*However, this allows him to build up some momentum, and, upon turning the corner, he leaps up onto the stairs and throws a flying, somehow still flaming forearm at Strife.*

(...I apologise for this. >_>')
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*Goes to the outside, unwrapping bandages on his arms, revealing thumbtacks and lego pieces attached to his arms with double-sided tape*

UCA Michael Cole: "...What- what is he-"
UCA Johnathon Bradhaw Layfield: "Oh, wait, his personal assistant, Percy... something, can't remember what, told me he have a secret weapon for this match!"
UCA MC: "A secret weapon? What are you *talking* about? He just-"
UCA JBL: "THE INSANITY CHAINSAW!"
UCA MC: "...What the fu-"

NEEEEEEERNEERNERNEEEEEEER-

UCA Booker T: "OH MY GOODNESS, HE'S SAVAGING PONTE AND EVERYONE NEARBY IN THE AUDIENCE WITH THE CHAINSAW"
UCA MC: "...He's running his arm up and down.their faces while making noises with his mouth, what are you two talking-"
UCA JBL: "THIS IS DISGUSTING! WHAT KIND OF SICK INDIVIDUAL WOULD DO THAT TO ANOTHER GROUP OF HUMAN BEINGS!?!"
UCA MC: ".... I think I need a drink..."
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My thesaurus arrived yesterday, but when I opened it it was blank inside. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

On a serious note, NewLegacyInc made over $27,000 for the Canadian Cancer Society over the last two days, and I spent most of my time paying attention to that. https://gyazo.com/3027219f09854980a265d862708ab5bf
Fantastic use of my time, although I *did* forget about my intended promo until just now, not that it *matters. ^_^ >_>'.

Strife
Steiner
XIII
Apollo/Tom
Machete

Vote Once Per Hour:
Maniac
Solio
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My thesaurus arrived yesterday, but when I opened it it was blank inside. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

;---; And yeah, there're dudes updating the winners in the chat after every rumble. >_<
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https://gyazo.com/feee6c31a868a43a63c06624305fe81d

Posted without comment.
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Hope the weddin' goes well Tom, and.... um....

not gonna spoil anything, but the first five Rumbles are all worth watching if/when you find time later. Bloody fuckin' hell the emotional rollercoasters in some of these.
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as of this moment, NLInc's made over $10,000 in two and a half hours.

Bloody heck. @_@'
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Thank you for making this easier, Oi *will* be taking my leave, and going back to my being a jobber in my home fading back into irrelevancy, and a quiet life as the fucking selfish as hell comedy jobber, with people that *don't* disgust me on a moral level that Oi know Oi fucking am, andenjoy being. Oi don't CARE about whether people remember me, our me company, and Oi don't have the ego you're attempting to prod at with this 'superior superstar' business.

And let's be clear, Oi do care about putting on good matches, but the person has to be *worth* having a good match with. *walks up to you, stares you right in the eyes.* You're not one of those people, ponte, not as you are now, and you never will be. A good wrestler doesn't stick in one pond to stagnate, he goes out, he explores, he LEARNS THE CRAFT. YOU'RE STAYING IN YOUR HOME, THE ONLY ONE YOU KNOW, WITH THE ONLY PEOPLE YOU KNOW AND YOU'RE GOING TO DIE UNMOURNED WITH IT. And you're going to deserve your wasted career, and your wasted life, in your refusal to reach out to people that work different styles, and FUCKING LEARN.

You disgust me. .You keep your title, you keep your insincere bullshit, you keep these fans, and you keep this company. Oi'll go back to me home, ME FAMILY, and Oi'll go back to losing matches, but at least Oi'll have my self-respect, and Oi'll be happy. *Snarls, and drops the microphone, glaring at the david the entire way up the ramp.*
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(Don't care enough for a proper promo right now, birthday's tomorrow and I have actual plans for the first time in ages... and hurricane concerns for months *after* this...)

...Ohhhh, there's a fourth option to this, and one you've neglected to mention. One your idiot partner took a few days ago, and one Oi've been considering for the past... three months, but haven't because... Oi didn't feel roight leaving the people that've actually been working quite hard to keep the UCA up and running high and dry.

...But, with the UCA officially shutting down in... what? Six months now? Oi got to thinking, as you deftly ignored in your self-centered rant, there. 'What is the point, of working for a dying company, especially when you've no allegience to said company, one that you've been wanting to quit for pretty much your entire run here?

Oi could stay long enough, finish this business between us. However during the two week break Oi took, upon... thinking about it. ...this was about defending SSW's honour, and Oi have been informed by me friends, they aren't bothered about it, and, as you said... you don't care about SSW. That this is between me and you, and you don't care about me. ...So. What is the point? To assuage your ego. and to make me angry? *Grins.*

You're speaking to a man without shame, or ego, boy. A man that's been making shit up off the top of his head for the past three months and apparently that beng enough to succeed in this shithole because no one else other than Strife or the Unhatched Warrior was fucking trying until the damned company announced it was closing down.

Oh, Oi know, my name will be on the paper on the PPV regardless after your announcement, as Oi know that come 'Mania Oi'll be put against fucking Luster Soldier for 'one final Dream Match'... and Oi know no matter what, you're going to pretend however the 'match' at Champions and Challengers goes, that this is a win for you. *grins even wider.* And Oi'm fine with that. All *oi* care about is me home in SSW, a company that you evidentally dun care about anymore.

So, permit me to make this simple for ya. Oi don't care about you, Oi never have, and oi never will. Your worth as a competitor and a human being is worth less than that belt three days about this place finally closes it's doors. And, in your giving up on facing me one v one, and putting said title on the line, have given me *less* reason to care. *grins even harder.* So. About that fourth option Oi mentioned. ...Oi could always just... retire, for the UCA, before the match has a chance to occur, and we could *never* finish this! Oi've no reason to stay for the match, no shame, no ego, and, yes, no dignity, and you're going to claim you've retired me in *any* either case...


...Oi'll get back to ya in a few days. What's a little more time to wait, eh?
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Sorry, sorry I barely talk to people period. ^_^'
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...Suppose sooo... >_>
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Handeled (Also possibly Vivaldi'd) the last four Undertale misc, since Firefox doesn't freeze every box in Googledocs again, have not statted Garou because I have not actually watched One Punch Man and it's been ages since I read the manga. >_>'
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that're still better than 2k17's, somehow ^_^'

https://gyazo.com/4286196ed4cdd19667e40a20d1ab8d19
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...honestly don't see the harm. ^_^'
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I'll get 'em handled later today, shouldn't be too much trouble. ^_^' ...And I kinda remember Flowey being the main option, yeaaah, biggest other options are the Skelebros but...
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https://clips.twitch.tv/CrepuscularSweetHamburgerDancingBanana
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YEHHH! :D
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(...Oi see. Oi... seeee. O_o')
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(...Oi know Oi've not technically been under contract for the past three months, but Oi'm sorry what's this about? O-o')
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no promises on the gettin' better thing anytime soon, feels like this damned thing's lasted forever. @_@'
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(MECHA comes out, solemnly, in his finest clothing, and a microphone, and he slowly walks down to the ring, and stares david in the face.)

"..."

(He raises the mic, opens his mouth... and then knuckle-punches david right in the throat with his other fist. Then he turns to face the crowd, still with a completely straight face.)

"Greetings my fellow Assholes, and the rest of the people in this fine audience, now that this one has your full attention, however briefly, this ones believe that y'all deserve a more concise explanation of where my lesser half is currently.

*He clears his throat, despite the fact he doesn't actually have an esophagus.*

The one you know as 'CPU' has been taken back to SSW for mental health reasons, and to be reassured that he is still a valued member of the SSW family, because we have been dialing back the number of matches he has been participating per week, for his physical health.

Apparently the impetuous idiot had been working five matches a week in SSW, here, and with those we have working relationships with, and the management believed he needed more time to heal per week than just over the weekend, and that he was working himself ragged.

He, being a anxious little paranoid jackanape, believed this meant that we were going to release him and that he would be abandoned, again with nowhere to go, especially with the news you idiots are shutting down in Feburary of next year. *MECHA sighs in annoyance.* He's not, he's going to safe and sound with us, even as you lot end up unemployed and your home burned to the ground, but he had his concerns, so... *MECHA shrugs, and shakes his head.* And, as such, he's working overtime to 'make up' for the last month of just working here.

*MECHA taps a few buttons on his arm, and a holographic image of CPU's current schedule appears above the crowd, without times, dates or places.*

Let's see here... Saturday night, dark match against that blonde elf in that GCB place. Apparently the elf got talked into wearing something called the Gerudo Outfit for that match, and as such the CPU will probably spend two days in a hospital bed afterwards for some reason. ...I thought he pulled it off, I don't get why he's embarrassed.


The Wednesday after he gets out of the hospital, he's set to fight someone called... 'Zangief the Red Tornado.' ....Never heard of him, CPU might have a chance there, and the Friday after that.... a... nine year old girl that calls herself 'Bubbles', and the day after that some jackass by the name Colby Donaldson. ...The hell kinda name is 'Colby'?

*He taps the buttons again, the image disappears back into his arm, and he looks back up.*

That being said... *He turns around to stare down at david.* You don't care about that, do you? ...Of course you don't, you're just going to be confused in your next promo, without commenting on a damn thing your opponent said or did, as you always do, so I'm going to make this simple for you.

*He kneels down, staring into david's eyes.* CPU will be back in two weeks, assuming a lack of hurricane activity. He will come down to this ring, he'll look you directly in the eyes like I'm doing now, and he's going to punch you in the crotch with his new hannnnnn- punch you in the crotch, and challenge you for whenever you're ready. You have two weeks to think of a decent response, and since you're 'laser focused', it shouldn't take you *that* long to consider it.You have been adequately warned, and think about what you do after you two are done with your little tiff. I've a errand I have to bomb."

*MECHA stands back up, and promptly explodes on the spot. A light chuckle fades off into the distance.*
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...After spending most of the last day unconcious in bed because the flu fucking suuuucks... we can do with just the two, we don't really need five Tiger Masks running around... and there's maybe three Ultimate Muscle dudes I like, might add those later.
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(Voice from before)

The CPU insect, as you knew him's soul is dead as of post your bosses' announcement, figurehead ponte, at his own hand. The man that issued that challenge's word no longer matters.

The success he had over the last few weeks over there, despite his attempting to counterbalance with his work for us and those he and we have... or had, in his case... actual respect for has in accordance with the contract the lad wrote...

Alas... (the voice turns... wistful.) all our boy wanted was to work the rest of his days for us, and the people he thought of his family, but our attempts to keep you... morons on life support with our funds and talent, and all of the work we had the lad to get the word out to try and keep you people alive for naught. Working here, for the UCA, kept the lad in a constant state of depression and self-hatred. 'Why wasn't it helping, why would you people refuse the help you desperately needed, why wouldn't we let him come home....?

....Did I do all of that for nothing...? What... what was the point of traveling and getting the word out if the higher ups were just going to end the enterprise in sixth months anyway?' ...And, as such, he attempted to forfeit his free will last night, and hand it over to us, for he didn't see the point in working as hard as he was for you, with the knowledge that none of it would matter any longer in six months. We aren't the monsters you think we are, and... despite us going along with the removal of his I's, and the... adjustment of his tongue, refused his surrender of himself to us.

(The voices arms audibly shift, and you'd imagine an obvious look of disappointment and resentment across the voice's face, if one was to appear.) ...We've had the lad go into metal and physical therapy, and his friends here are helping him deal with his self-loathing and depression, since none of you seemed to think, or notice that anything was out of the ordinary.

(The voice trembles with rage.) Not that you care for anyone but yourself, despite your inevitable protests to the contrary, so this is what this means for you: You're going to have to fucking wait for him to heal to attempt to assuage your fragile ego, dirtbag. We don't know how long this'll take, but you will be informed when he's prepared. If you don't WANT to wait, you can face his double, that... roboti...thing that's facing off against the Butcher currently. (MECHA waves.)

Otherwise, you're going to have to find someone else working for your organization that cares, if you can.

(The voice spits.)

Let's just say... we have our doubts. You'll hear from us again when it's time, and not a moment before.
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...Uuuuh... I'll handle the original because I don't remember there being many people neeeded to rep it since it was the 80s, but do we include the many, many real-life Tiger Masks?

...And I should probably add Ultimate Muscle/Kinnikuman folk, too. ...Already added some Rumble Rose charas. ^_^'
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Apollo/Tom
CPU
ZSig
DP
Boko/Maniac
Solio/Eddv
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dis is true, but there're also a lot of terrible, *terrible* child characters, and I'm happy to say that Lym is on the good side of the child character divide
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Oh that's Freyjadour's little sister. She's adorable and one of the best little sisters in video game history. :3

And she was 12 in the game. ^_^'
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Yeah, dun worry about the UCA when family's involved, dude, you've my condolences, and take as much time as ya need.
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(Spooky voice spreads across the arena.)

Our student agrees whoeheartedly. He has no fondess for most of the UCA, but he told us that he has an extreme fondness for the lad's UCA partner, and the lad's only regret when he came over to the SSW was that he couldn't get us to adopt the lad as well. When he saw the match he would be a part of, he adamantly refused to lay a hand on Solio, .

..And he's beyond happy that you still think of him as your partner, even after all that has occurred. ...He would say as such, but the last few matches he's won over here has lead to our student forfeiting his tongue as well as his Is, as per the lad's contract.

And before you call on us as monsters... we all objected to the demand, but he wanted to show... loyalty to SSW, and pledged his body as payment for the UCA's treatment of our talent.. *The cyborg nods, more annoyed than angry.* ...Where were... ah, yes. Our talent concurs, and he refuses to vote in that match as well.
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Strife
Apollo/Tom
Raven
VOTE ONCE PER KO: Emerald
VOTE ONCE PER HOUR: Stifled
Wigs

Maniac
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I didn't even know it was a meme, I just think A-Exeggutor's the ugliest in a not endearing way, Pokemon I've ever seen.
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Strife
XIII/Nick
Vote once per hour: Apollo
Tom
Emerald/Wigs r
eddv
Raven (you could've had him fight a ROUS, but I don't know where you'd find one)
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Friiiig ;---;
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(No, no, that's pretty much perfect, and I see no need to change a thing, Tom, d_-_(^_^)_-_d Although I *am* rather harshly white, ^_^ Also Tsunderetaker is quite possibly the greatest thing ever, and I... have found a few grey hairs myself over the last year or so, as well. ^_^)
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Apollo
Strife
CPU
Emerald
Wigs
Raven
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dangit luck
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Tom Bombadil posted...

Primarily, I am not good at skin tones >_>

Aahhhh, no worries, no worries... skin tones are pain for anything other than default ones. @_@'
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Tom Bombadil posted...

don't thank me before you've seen what happens when I try to build from scratch rather than a few tweaks on an existing base <_<

I think you came out looking closer to Johnny B. Badd than either of the guys listed you also have a floating, detached mohawk

Ahhh, no worries, FP workers from scratch is gonna be a roooouuuuu-

...I- I don't even- how the heck did I end up looking like Marc Mero from a mixture of those twooooooo- ...I am far more okay with this than I probably should be... ^_^
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No worries, no worries. ^_^' ....Was a bit of an... um... needlessly rough task, thinking on it. but I appreciate it. ^_^
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(The logic system in FPW is... beyond me, I gotta admit. @_@')
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(...also I honest to god completely forgot to actually delete who I wasn't voting for in that last one and didn't notice until just now. >_<)
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Raven
Strife/Apollo
CPU
Solio
Tom v. gravy

(...Second person promoing without the most selfish letter is paiiiin, so I'm just gonna hold off on that for now. @_@' ...Also I'm slightly concerned what could've happened to Ref-chan's hands to cause them to swell up to that size? ^_^')
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A job squad's, or jobber, singular, main work is to put people over, basically. Mostly people that aren't really doing anything else but are talented enough to make other people look good. They *can* bust out of it, of course, but it takes some work.

Also a group from a decade and a half ago.


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