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You want my family to get out you say?

Gladly. But Oi'm leaving with them.

*Grabs his bag, sling it over his shoulder.*

Oi don't want this fucking company to succeed. Oi want it dead, or, barring that, a good fucking reason to leave. And you just gave me one, ponte.

And, on that note, t's not working because none of you are pitching in on your end. Oi've not seen a single one of you advertising outside of this topic, and, again, you're not doing anything other than lobbying to put yourselves over.

This is my last noight here and...



Except none of you are cool.

...Sorry, Sol.

*jumps the railing, bag waving in the wind.*

ANd don't you ever assume you know how Oi'm thinking again, boy.

*Exits through the crowd, smacking an exceptionally obnoxious crowd member with the mike as I go, and dropping it on the way.*
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it would actually be appreciated ^_^'
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...I'll send you the screencaps of the roster as I last heard them
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...Fair enough actually. Is why Oi don't drink usually. >_>'
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...Wario doesn't work for SSW, you *imbecile.* Bombadil mentioned as such during the introduction that I now know you didn't pay attention to.

You may not be done speaking with me, but Oi'm done wastin' me time listenin' to ya, until you learn how to do the same. Oi'd suggest learnin' 'ow to remove your head from yer arse first, Oi hear it's difficult to listen to others with your ears clogged by yer own bullshit..
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Annnd up we go.
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Well, yes, not much you can do with hair like that when you've a butler owl to draw, I imagine,
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...I'm honestly fairly surprised my number 9 and number 17're still alive. Mostly the former. ...Maybe they're more popular than I thought.
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Of course, of course. ^_^
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*And Oi thank you all for continuing to prove me point. Oi'm out, you can pretend Oi'm still here loike you always do, but Oi'm going back home, and fuck all of you!*

(Hugs NIGHTs and leaves, fuming)
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OKAY YOU'RE PURPOSELY TWISTING MY WORDS BOMBADIL. *SSW IS TRYING TO HELP* OI DESPISE THIS PLACE, HAVE BEEN WAIT FOR IT TO DIE FOR THE PAST THREE DAMNED MONTHS, AND WANT TO GO BACK TO SSW FULL-DAMN TIME! GET A DAMNED HEARING AID, OR AT THE VERY LEAST LISTEN TO GOOD CLASSICAL MUSIC QUIETLY SO YOUR HEARING ISN'T DEAD THIS SOON!

Stifled:6
XIII: 1

VOTE NORMALLY

Wario
Tom/Strife
eaed
JEd
NiGHTS
Solio
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STElNER posted...

IhatethisCPU posted...

WHY IS THE DAMNED PINE TREE STILL ALIVE. >_<

dude come back next topic

...yeyyyy >_< ...I getcha point though, I'll just let it be ^_^'
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WHY IS THE DAMNED PINE TREE STILL ALIVE. >_<

*yes I know it's a palm tree, I don't care*
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...why is Alolan Palm Tree Crime still alive. why
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And therein lies the problem. the lack of an audience and lack of additional interest from outside of this company, and the people here refusing to reach out to the outside world, get other peoples interest, try to recruit new blood, or spread the word in any way, is only letting the uca die faster.

You all seem content with letting matches keep going and letting things stagnate, even those of you that're working to improve and reinvent yourselves to try to keep things interesting! You accuse me of not coming up with ideas to try to improve things, when you haven't done a DAMN THING to help this company grow in it's time of need, and Oi can see in your young, stupid eyes that you legitimately care about this company.

...Now... here's the rub. Oi've been doing these things for you all, and you've said Oi don't seem to think Oi'm better than the UCA, and the people in it, and that Oi don't care about it dying.

...And you're absolutely roight. Oi keep saying, Oi want to leave the UCA, but keep being kept here under my bosses orders, they've asked me to do these things for you, asked me to put the UCA name out there, our collaboration with each other, their trying to keep you afloat with their cash. If it was up to me, after Oi took the Melee Mayhem title, YOUR NEVER WOULD'VE HEARD FROM ME AGAIN.

My immediate boss and friend, Sal, she's the one that suggested that first viginette. The one where Oi gave updates on how negotiations were going? That one? Yeah, if it'd been up to me, never would've happened, and that build with Maniac wouldn't have happened, whatever the 'Marquis of Queensbury' thing tha's happening with it now wouldn't have eitheeeeer ...Although that last doesn't really help my case.

*muses for a moment*

...Where was- ah, roight- all of this started as an attempt to stir up interest in the UCA. Get a broader appeal, again, get more fans and potential new talent in. But you people have fought against it ever step of the way, without doing anything to show me you're trying to make it better!

If letting this little pond drown itself, and refuse water from people that're trying to help it grow despite all of you fighting it is the 'solution', then Oi will GLADLY continue to be one of the flies in the ointment. You can keep your backstage, and you can close your arms. Oi've got a new home, and a new family. When this place goes under whenever that is, Oi will be happy and working with people that're spreading the word, helping the rest of the world of wrestling grow. ...Oi have my ticket out of this place when it comes crumbling down, unless you all SOMEHOW turn this around under your own efforts, AND I WILL GLADLY BE PROVEN WRONG IF YOU PULL THAT OFF, but, when Oi'm proven roight, as Oi often am, Oi'm going to be just. foine.

*Glares, takes a deep breath.*

...Oi have a match with a redheaded swordsman. If you'll excuse me.

Gentlemen...Luster.. *glares at the Echidna* traitor.

*walks off, hands behind back.*

...I apologise if I come off as extremely angry, here, just... reallllly got into character. @_@'
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*Goes quiet, for a good, long moment*

...david. ...

*deflates.*

...It seems Oi was wrong about you, and that me presumptions about your not actually caring about the UCA other than in regards to your place in it were unfounded. ...You honestly do care about the UCA, the people in it, and want it to succeed and... well... *chuckles to self* 'thrive'.

...And you're.... partially correct, some of you do bust your arses, you, much to me surprise... Stroife, Apollo, Bombadil, the Unhatched Warrior that's movin' on up... and that's part of what bothers me about this entire company... but Oi'll address that later.

...Oi'm going to... attempt to handle a few of your statements. *Voice goes cold.* Oi take offense to to your assertion that Oi've been been doing nothin' to assist the UCA's failing health. Why do you think Oi've been travelin' all over the place? ...Admittedly it's mostly because Oi've the freedom to do so and Oi'm taking advantage of that, but... OI've been trying to drum up interest from the rest of the 'wrestling' world. Get other company's curiousity see if they'd be interested in bringing people in for a show or two, get your names out there.

Oi've been TRYING to promote the UCA elsewhere, try and convince them to send some of theirs down here, again, gather attention from the rest of the world, and... possibly, 'naturally' grow our audience out of what they see when they tune in.

Do you know what they've said? 'We aren't working with the UCA, because they can't be trusted to do good business.' Every single show until recently, the people here are lobbied to get themselve put over *world-class talent* like me good friends Ms. Sally Acorn, Miles, Luxord, *our champion*... see Oblivion's arrogance after the PPV, and why Oi refuse to work with the selfish bastard, and that shows you don't want to grow or improve to them, And they're not going to THINK ABOUT trying to help the UCA anymore. ...Unless Oi work *overtime* to help put their workers over on their shows.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY FUCKING SHOWS OI'VE GOTTEN ME ASS KICKED TRYING TO PROMOTE THIS FORSAKEN, DYING COMPANY ON? OI GOT JOBBED OUT TO A remarkably quite attractive, so it wasn't ALL bad WOLFMAN, A FORENSICS SCIENTIST THAT ISN'T EVEN A FULL-TIME WRESTLER, I EVEN PUT OVER SOMEONE CALLED 'POWERPRO-KUN' ON NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS IN LIEU OF RIPPING STROIFE'S FACE OFF AND FEEDING IT TO HIS KING, AND OI *STILL* CAN'T GET A GOOD ANSWER FOR WHO HE/SHE/WHATEVER EVEN *WAS!* To *show* that the UCA could be trusted and was worth working with!

...And *every.* *show.* You... SCUMBAGS UNDERMINE MY EVERY FUCKING WORD AND PROMISE WITH THE *ONE COMPANY THAT'S TRYING TO HELP YOU *AGAINST* MY WISHES, WHO'VE BEEN GIVING YOU EXPOSURE THROUGH THEIR APPEARANCES HERE, AND PUTTING THEM DOWN LIKE THEY'RE NOTHING AFTERWARDS.

And... Oi... haven't seen *any* of you try to recruit, build funds... or do *anything* for this company other than try to line your own pockets and earn belts to add to your lists of 'accomplishments as you all wait for the UCA to die. ANd you.... ACCUSE ME OF NOT COMING UP WITH ANY IDEAS OR TRYING TO HELP.

Oi have Oi've just been doing it quietly, *without fanfare*, and been trying to goad you all into doing something to prove me wrong. And. Oi've. seen. NOTHING. Not even people trying to recruit from outside, most of you being content with your lot in this tiny pond, and actively fighting against forces attempting to assist you...

(...Not sure how much longer this'll go but breaking it up into another part anyway, and no, no, I getcha, david, and I honestly appreciate it! ^_^)
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Strife2 vs JEdwards
EmeraldEgg
CPU/Knuckles (But more importantly, Oi do have a match against one Kratos Aurion over at my boss' at SSW's Sonic Boom! Oi not wholly sure what else is going on because the card Oi was given glitched out of existence, somehow.)
Stifled/Shad
Sonic/Metal Sonic(!)/Shadow (...1 out of three is- (facepalm)

Elimination Chase
Maniac
Raven
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(Oi oi oi oi, Mack the Knife and C-P-U, it's Croime Toime! LONDON LONDON do not actually do this spoiler I immediately regret thinking of it in the shower)
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...Neither of those are thinking about attende- (head in hand.) Well, maybe by then the substance I got from Toontown will've cleared Customs, finally. You'd be amazed at the hurdles you have to go through to legally bring a dangerous substance in....And perhaps tomorrow you'll be a little smarter instead of a just little older and somehow more egotistical... *Mutters something about customs regulations and toodleoos a second time*
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Oh, as a note way ahead, Oi know Oi won't have time to be around for my tournament match, for once, so Oi'm withdrawing from the KotB. Frankly it's just another title Oi've no interest in as it is, so this actually works out for me.

Also, david, perhaps you should wonder about why attendance has gone down since you became champion, hmm? You seem *quite* adept at only thinking about yourself, so it should be simple enough.

Oh, and *most* importantly, Oi mooight be working double duty? Oi know Oi've got a match on Boom tomorrow, up to ead if Oi have one over here.

And, Oblivion... Oi didn't hear a response, last week. Oi thank you for proving me point. *toodleoos*
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i know, just regretting that there's no 'production team' area in TEW even though that would admittedly be the worst idea, if only to have bear playing Misirlou as the sound guy
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https://gyazo.com/0d4b6526e08260813edfd1119436b8eb

presented without comment
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My weird thing is.... honestly probably my entire sheet? Other than maybe NXT but that's wildly out of date at this point.
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Saammmme here on the weird stuff front. ^_^'
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Honestly yeah, I freely admit I'm a odd duck in my own right, but the fun-gals are soooorta where I draw the line. ...And I object to Vista on principle. ^_^'
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...I'm *never* going to understand the OS/various other-tans. :\ >_>'
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...Yeah, odd that, actually. Hmm.



Metal Can-Can unrelated
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...In me defense, Oi thought he was the stabilizing force of the Kingdom, Oi would appear to have been proven spectacularly wrong. >_> <_<'
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((I know, and I appreciate it, just... the voterbase seems determined to turn this into another WWE/WCW invasion because they're not willing to work with a storyline or lose for the sake of it. -_-' I do have a kayfabe way, though. I brought up Sonic Boom for a reason. ...And heaven knows I've no problem looking stupid for the sake of making people look good or get promo time out of them, when they're worth the bump. >_>' ^_^))
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CPU/XIII/eaed ....Why the hell is XIII here? >_>'
Wigs
Metal Sonic

Raven
Nee
Knuckles

*Another text is sent, ends up on the titantron because the interns are bad at their jobs.*

Also, my bosses have had nothing to do with SSW talent coming over here. Again, child federation, y'all are largely independent, we're just in control of your finances and advertising. We haven't once actively sent anyone from our side overhere. And, Knuckles, once again, doesn't even work for us. ...All of which Mr. Bombadil should know, if he wasn't intent on slanderin' SSW's name. And also... We have no interest in the King of the Board, you people are the ones responsible for keeping this farce going. ...To be completely honest Oi'm not wholly sure why eaed's rulin' in our favor now meself. ...Maybe Oi need to talk to the brass.

And, david,you... speak of growth, and for favor of natural growth. ...Why haven't Oi seen you working with your side to spread awareness of your own brand, hmm? Why are we and Oi, who only wants to fucking leave this stale pool of narcissism and self-interest to focus on my career in SSW, and on that note - seeya at Boom, Aurion! Oi don't think we've actually had a match over there, honestly looking for to it- ...where was Oi. ...Oi get back to this later, lost me train of thought.

*End titantext*
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*returns text as well*

He got what would appear to be all of his blood punched out how is he okay- PURPOSELY MISSING THE POINT OF THE REST OF- ...well at least GTM's okay, although Oi'm not wholly sure Oi believe you.

...Will be checking on him when Oi get back with the vat of material Oi'm looking for over here. Not saying what it is here for plausible deniability purposes, but Oi will suggest people rewatch Who Framed Roger Rabbit? for an idea.

*End of text*
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*Text message is sent, never you mind how Oi got your number*

...One moment, if Oi may make a little toimeout 'ere... *Makes a motion with his hands.*

You've an admitted psychopath and possibly murderer, because GTM *very clearly* isn't moving, *right over there* and Oi asked one of the interns to poke GTM with a stick just to be sure because Oi'm not going near that much blood, and you're sending Apollo to something that will possibly only make him stabby like his help when he returns, especially when he does have a point.

Most of the people in the tourney are Lightweights, and no one cares about lightweights, not even them or their parents! That's why they're in the damned division to begin with! Except for Bombadil, Oi'm honestly not sure why he's still down there.

.... (Puts his hands up) Not me problem, still tryin' to foind what Oi need for that new match type Oi was going to propose when Oi got back from Toontown. ...You'd think it wouldn't be that hard to find a Judge.

*End of text*
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Emeraldegg posted...

IhatethisCPU posted...

Go recount, when you have more time, Eggboy, you're missin' a Knux/Tails vote. ...although I'm also apparently missing a XIII/BEAR vote. (WHich is why I don't count votes. >_>')

Nope you are right, fixing now

I was honestly also assuming I missed a 5th XIII/Bear vote somewhere. ^_^' Many apologies for the rudeness >_<'
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Go recount, when you have more time, Eggboy, you're missin' a Knux/Tails vote. ...although I'm also apparently missing a XIII/BEAR vote. (WHich is why I don't count votes. >_>')
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(And you'll notice they're all from people *in* the UCA. I do bring up how few people pay attention to this for a reason.)
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Hi, I'm CPU, and I'm 90% dumb, 10% water. And 10% percent poor math skills.
(CPU)

Oi *would've given you the match*, if you'd given me a compelling reason to put that match on. Oi even offered matches with contacts of mine from other federations. You know what Oi got instead?

Nothing. Just a continued insistance on the Metal Sonic match, without any additional dialogue to interest me in making it, and your... odd insistence on making up places that don't exist to chase me isn't making me interested in you. Oi had a blood feud with Maniacn over the Melee Mayhem belt, a man Oi still respect greatly to this day, and Oi wasn't going to end it in a match with a FUCKING MIMIC ELEVATOR MATCH. Strife maimed one of my best friends, and Oi still had other appointments that made it impossible for me to finish that feud- on that note, Strife, now that the belt is no longer a risk for me...

You are a dead man. And Oi mean that. Percy's home from the hospital, and recovering nicely, but Oi am going to bleed you dry. Not in the ring, because this is personal, boy, and that... thing on your shoulder only got in the way. But... that's going to have to wait until you're not prepared for it. Not expecting it.

And you, Oblivion. Oi am not scared of you, but Oi don't respect you, or that stupid golden abomination you clung so tightly to for so long. Oi'm not running, but, once more... Oi need a good reason to face you, and, if this ends loike anything like Oi was waiting for all of last week... Oi don't have high hopes, but... Oi'll wait for a response. Now, if you'll excuse me, Oi have to meet an acquaintance of mine in Toontown about a vat. Toodles. *walks off.*
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Hi, I'm CPU, and I'm 90% dumb, 10% water. And 10% percent poor math skills.
(CPU)

(...I *knew* it was someone that asked to purge but I thought it was GTM. Many thanks for the correction. ^_^)

Note to self for later:SUICIDE CAGE MATCH.)
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Hi, I'm CPU, and I'm 90% dumb, 10% water. And 10% percent poor math skills.
(CPU)

He got poached by a different fed, unfortunately. ...GCB if I remember correctly? ...Or that rebuilding fed Oi don't remember the name of. Went with Sonic and his dumbass scarf.

*Looking to the side.* IT IS TOO STUPID, SAL!

*shrugs* Eh, it opened up some creavity in the booking and hiring processes. Part of the reason Oi got hired on with SSW, actually, they were looking for people that didn't have any familiarity with his early work or have a Deviantart page, and Oi mentioned Oi'd never played any of the Genesis games, even with it being my first console. *shrug*

Also Sal vouched for me, for... whatever reason.
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Hi, I'm CPU, and I'm 90% dumb, 10% water. And 10% percent poor math skills.
(CPU)

KNUCKLES ALSO DOESN'T WORK FOR SSW ANYMORE YOU NINCOMPOOP. *for fuck's sake. -_-'*

Tom
Strife
Wigs
Eddv
Apollo
emeraldegg
Knuckles/Tails
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Hi, I'm CPU, and I'm 90% dumb, 10% water. And 10% percent poor math skills.
(CPU)

(...Also, didn't GTM ask to purge some time back? Or was that someone else?)
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Hi, I'm CPU, and I'm 90% dumb, 10% water. And 10% percent poor math skills.
(CPU)

this is true, but still the parallels are starting to rankle just a weeee bit >_>'
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Hi, I'm CPU, and I'm 90% dumb, 10% water. And 10% percent poor math skills.
(CPU)

(Apologies to everyone, I've had other commitments for the last few days, haven't really paid any attention to UCA or GFAQs in general. >_>' Also the new Bubsy game being announced and Adam West's death sorta dampened any interest in booking or storylines over the last few days. ._.)

Also, the anwser would've been no, Tom. I don't trust the voting base, because this has rapidly been turning into the WWE/WCW Invasion angle with you assholes refusing to put people over. ...If that Combat's still on the table, I thiiink I have what I had still somewhere. ...And I can put on that match stip I had an idea for. .

...And... as it is... Bombadil, you've been violating the SSW/UCA relationship by your attempting to pass off these ...Tombots as my comrades over the last month. ...And Oblivion, you did win, BUT YOU DIDN'T EARN THAT FIGHT, which Metal gave you because... well, he figured you wouldn't shut up otherwise. AND YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME ANY REASON TO GIVE YOU THAT FIGHT BEFORE IT. Because... again. YOU LOST TO ME. And... considering my last two matches... doesn't reflect favorably on you, and, as such, we... much to... Moi displeasure... are going to be sticking around.

...Stroife... Oi'll talk to you later. ...And honestly... yes. Yes I did. *Grins* ...Sometimes it feels good to feel something other than hatred when Oi'm stuck here, even if it is a little pain.
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Hi, I'm CPU, and I'm 90% dumb, 10% water. And 10% percent poor math skills.
(CPU)

(Yeah, that sounds fair. Forfeitin' my first show because of sudden scheduling issues. >_<')
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Hi, I'm CPU, and I'm 90% dumb, 10% water. And 10% percent poor math skills.
(CPU)

(...Okay, immediately upon waking up, discover today and tomorrow are *immediate* no-gos, at least if I don't want to make a lazy as hell thrown together card, and as tempting as that option is I wouldn't feel right about doing that when it was my turn, finally. ...So delays are in order.)
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Hi, I'm CPU, and I'm 90% dumb, 10% water. And 10% percent poor math skills.
(CPU)

(Tomorrow, *most likely*, and proooobably in the 10/11 in the morning timeframe... I have a few ideas but they're rattling around in my head, and... sorta clusterfucky? As in Joey Janela's Spring Break battle royale of the same name level clusterfucky/gimmicky, and that's if this actually goes well, and I'm working on streamlining this. >_>'

Lemme reassure y'all, nothin' on the level of the Blindfolded Billiard Room Brawl, that level of idea miiiight be coming on Sunday Saturday NIght Night/Ruin, though)
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Hi, I'm CPU, and I'm 90% dumb, 10% water. And 10% percent poor math skills.
(CPU)

(Friiiiiiig summer hours >_<)
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Hi, I'm CPU, and I'm 90% dumb, 10% water. And 10% percent poor math skills.
(CPU)

(Somehow I'm not surprised- OH THAT IS CHEATING AND YOU KNOW IT)
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Hi, I'm CPU, and I'm 90% dumb, 10% water. And 10% percent poor math skills.
(CPU)

(You're just as good with 'dominant' as you are with 'thriving' I see.)
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Hi, I'm CPU, and I'm 90% dumb, 10% water. And 10% percent poor math skills.
(CPU)

...*sees all of this on playback, face slowly turning from confusion, to shock, to... disgust.*

...When Oi heard your nickname of the 'Butcher of Worchestorshire' Oi suspected foulness, and from your general demeanor OI figured there was more to you, but... a sociopathic torturer... ...*lets out a long breath*

...Perhaps you're roight, Oi've been distracted by the many, many lesser personalities of the UCA, and by my duties as a liasion between the two companies, and my hatred for this one. ...Perhaps Oi do need to focus, and Oi... thank you for giving me a focus....However.

*takes out a phone, mutters to someone on the otherside, and Sal promptly kicks Apollo in the crotch in full view of the ref and teleports out.* ...Ms Acorn is going to get Percy, we're going to get him to the best hospital we can, and then Oi'm going to vanish for a few weeks. Need to finalize a few deals, get my week of booking set up... get someone else to announce the matches... and then Oi'm going to train and go cool down.

...Oi don't look that angry, you say? *looks away, grimaces, looks back* ...Let's just say Oi've gotten a fairly decent poker face during my career when it comes to the important things, personal gripes like my name never being properly capitalized, the unearned title shots, having to look at Sultan's talentless face... Oi'll make my feelings known on those to vent, healthy behavior and all of that.

...When things that're actually important to me... Oi tend to keep them bottled up. Stiff upper lip, as you Euro-Mericans would put it, but Oi keep it corked up, and it... tend to let itself out at... bad times, leaks against people that don't deserve it. ...But sometimes Oi've have a focus, someone that very much deserves my full anger ...It's why Oi've an adopted niece don't in Australia, Oi heard her father was doing and was planning to do, and Oi... dealt with him. ...She's safe...r... now.

...You've maimed one of my best friends, Butcher. Oi'm sure he'll recover, because from wot he told me while we were out drinking, he's been through worse than that, but that's not important. You targetted someone that had nothing to do with the NoC match, and you enacted your... sick fantasies to get my attention. Well, good news is that you have. Bad news is... *face turns into something out of Shigesato Itoi's nightmares.* when Oi see you next, Oi'm not going to fight you, Oi'm going to kill you. *throws red shell, leaves the ring and arena.*
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Hi, I'm CPU, and I'm 90% dumb, 10% water. And 10% percent poor math skills.
(CPU)

...Too scared of the unknown to ask about other challengers, then? Arrogance and fear of change, much loike Oi've seen with the majority of this roster. Pfeh.

And Oi didn't say you couldn't face him, Oi just said you didn't deserve to face him, give me a reason you should get one when, again, you lost to me.
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Hi, I'm CPU, and I'm 90% dumb, 10% water. And 10% percent poor math skills.
(CPU)