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JOExHIGASHI posted...

PK_Spam posted...

The best we can hope for is to keep ourselves busy with unimportant nonsense until we die.

You mean being happy?

If you're happy with that unimportant nonsense, even better.
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

Neither of those things actually exist. Nothing really matters, and our existence is just kind of a coincidence. And one day we'll all die and if we're really really lucky, we'll be famous for just one thing. And that's what people will occasionally talk about us for. Forever.

But it won't be "us" they remember, it'll be that thing we did. But even then, we probably don't know anyone who'll even get that lucky. The best we can hope for is to keep ourselves busy with unimportant nonsense until we die. And that's it.
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

The ines you keep on the back of your pants.

And he looked exactly like what you think people like that look.
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PK_Spam posted...

If I pick Ditto, can I choose to have it transform into anyone I want? And could it do it perfectly?

Because... that would honestly make me slightly consider choosing it instead of money >_>

You know what? Never mind. That's gross.

I'll take the money.
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

If I pick Ditto, can I choose to have it transform into anyone I want? And could it do it perfectly?

Because... that would honestly make me slightly consider choosing it instead of money >_>
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

But "Jim" never existed. Neither did "Pam."

You can't be someone who never was and never will be.
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

Actually fucked?

I always hear stories about actors who play romantic partners on television mistaking their characters' feelings for real ones and going at it like dogs in heat once the cameras stop rolling.

I should be sleeping.
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

I once had someone call me "[Their] Big" (as in their mentor in a fraternity) once. Why did this turn me on?
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

@Thunder_54
@TacoWhales

I'll do it if you guys are.
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CountessRolab posted...

PK_Spam posted...

JanwayDaahl posted...

Good advice for men. It's sad but a lot of the male population nowadays looks gross. They're skinnyfat (overweight) or scrawny.

But it makes the rest of us look better in comparison.
90% of the world can continue to look like shit for all I care.

Um...you arent particularly muscular, bro.

I'm decently bulky

More so than most people, I'm told. In fact, just the other day, someone said that I look like I weigh 190.

I'm 175
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

Nothing's REALLY stopping us from tinychating now
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Thunder_54 posted...

Redheads ARE the best. Mm.

I'm glad both gay and straight men can appreciate the beauty of a redhead
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

Comment your exact height

I'm 5'8.

I might be short, but I'm confident as hell in my height. I was actually told that I seem taller than I am because of how extroverted I am.
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Mario_VS_DK posted...

PK_Spam posted...

Really, it takes a lot for me to find a ginger unattractive.

What, like acne, short, and super skinny? Or do I make the cut?

Being short isn't something that turns me off. Just don't be a shrimp. I mean, I'm 5'8" and have primarily dated guys around my height, so I'm still on the shorter end of the spectrum.

But at the very least, be in good shape. That means not too skinny or too fat. Preferably with a little muscle.

And acne is something that goes away with just a modicum of good skin care. Having a shit ton of it is... jarring. Especially on an adult.
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JanwayDaahl posted...

Good advice for men. It's sad but a lot of the male population nowadays looks gross. They're skinnyfat (overweight) or scrawny.

But it makes the rest of us look better in comparison.
90% of the world can continue to look like shit for all I care.
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

One of my friends and I had a thing where we would crash parties and pretend to fight each other.

We got kicked out very often.
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

He looks better now, tbh.
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

You don't seem to have much drive at all, though. Haven't you just been doing nothing other than sitting in your house for the last few years?
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

I don't even remember what you look like
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

Not you, Balor.

Maybe get a nice beard and gain some weight at the gym.
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

Really, it takes a lot for me to find a ginger unattractive.

I've gotta reel me in a hot ginger someday.
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

You say that like all of the dragons are gonna survive.

One's probably gonna die when dany attacks Cersei
One will die during the War against the Walkers and turn into an Ice Dragon (with ice breath that turns you into a White Walker because why not)
One will be around for Bran to warg. Maybe it'all die too, and give Jon an excuse to have to fight Night King instead of just torching him.
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

I have no idea what your steam name is, you cuck
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

I'm raging while drowsy on NyQuil. Ignore me
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

He's such a boring, depressed piece of shit. And he should've jumped down, headfirst, with that car after he killed it.

And Ferris bueller is a manipulative c***. And his girlfriend is just as bad for staying with someone who constantly exhibits obnoxious personality traits like that. Why do people like this movie again?
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

I once hooked up with someone who did cam work. I'd do it too, but I wouldn't want videos of me being spread around the internet.

Speaking of which, I seem to remember someone anonymously saying that they found a video of me yanking it on the internet. I'm still not sure if I should believe them or not >_>
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

Someone buy me donuts
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

Lol you played it wrong

The only endings are the ones where everyone's alive and happy or the one where everyone's dead.
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

I'll never get the appeal of shitty craft beers and local breweries. The cheaper stuff tastes the same/better.
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

Knowing that everyone in your friend group likes you.

I briefly overheard all of them, and... they had nothing but nice/funny things to say about me. It's a really splendid feeling, honestly.
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

Thunder_54 posted...

If someone talked to me that way there would be issues.

I don't take stuff like this personally. It's whatever. He's pretty clearly trashy. He's said worse shit before. It's nothing new.
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Alexandra_Trent posted...

Just....why did this happen?

What prompted the conversation that it turned intrusive, invasive and judgmental?

You didn't have to let him finish his statements as you don't owe him an explanation.

I already said what prompted the convo.

He was bitching about this other guy. One friend said he always has negative shit to say about everyone. I asked him to tell me something he hates about me. That's it.
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

It actually did.

He has a penchant for being catty and was busy complaining about this kid who's in our class. One of our other group mates mentioned something about Femmy Guy having a unique skill to zero in on peoples' flaws, and saying them with no shame or remorse. So I goaded him into telling me everything he saw wrong in me.
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

I'm "obviously misogynistic" and he feels bad for any women I shack up with. And that it's so obvious I bullshit my way through life that he wants to come over and smack me. But mostly that I'm the human embodiment of "toxic masculinity."

Heh... he doesnt have ANY idea...

I thought he may have caught a glimpse of my tinder or Grindr during class, but I guess not! I guess that means he's even stupider than I am.
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

Way more tightly written than I remember.

There's absolutely no fluff. It's all important info we need going into the show's world. Everyone is consistently funny, even without being weird/outlandish. The subplot (Jeff and Duncan) is nothing special, but the entire point of it is to tell you that normal television tropes have no real bearing on everything that's going to be happening from here on out

Honestly, Dan Harmon is incredible. I'd love to have the opportunity to work alongside him someday.
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

I feel like if Megan Fox weren't famous, people would constantly call her a slut just because of the way she looks.
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

You don't think it's weird that half of the gay guys on tinder all have the same common interest? And that interest is the woman we were all expected to like?
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

Why would anyone like Megan fox enough to "like" her on facebook? She's not particularly influential, and back then her acting was shit. It still is. Kind of.
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

Jen's a gay guy, bro.
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

Megan Fox

Also known as the standard pretty/slutty girl we all pretended to like in an effort to convince everyone around us that we were straight.
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

Not unless I'm going out right after.

If we're just chilling inside, I'll just pop a pair of shorts on and spend the rest of the day like that until bedtime. THEN I'll shower.
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

My eyes either look dark or mysterious or, in the right light, they look chocolate brown, which is the sexiest eye color imaginable. Everyone likes chocolate. And chocolate-colored eyes? I can hear everyone's underwear getting soaked
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

Autocorrect

I meant cybering. You've been cybering Sophie.

And shouldn't you have graduated already? I thought you started college the same year I did.
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@Thunder_54

It's me shark.

Wtf's been going on with you? Are you still covering Sophie on the reg? You need to stick around here, buddy. All of the other older posters here suck, mostly.
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Thunder_54 posted...

Jen0125 posted...

mastermix3000 posted...

call a guy bubble butt and you will ruin his confidence completely

not cool bruh

Maybe yours.

My boyfriend has a big ol bubble butt and he calls it so.

Love that booty.

But can he twerk?

Wtf, @Thunder_54 you're back?
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

I nominate Charlie Kelly from Always Sunny.

For the purposes of the games, he's going to be very, very gay.
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

Look at you and your fancy words and labels
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'

RCtheWSBC posted...

sale, bruh

sale

The prices were so crazy I forgot how 2 spel
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"I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.'