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| Topic | Whats the deal with traffic? |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/30/17 9:31:47 PM #10 | Youre supposed to pay the local news radio guys to say that the traffic on the route you want to go is horrible, don't go that way problem solved |
| Topic | Cool I found the combination to my chastity belt |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/30/17 9:30:27 PM #4 | Couldn't be, that's the combination I have on my luggage |
| Topic | Cool I found the combination to my chastity belt |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/30/17 9:22:45 PM #1 | whew |
| Topic | Is this a common car salesman's scam? |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/30/17 8:58:56 PM #1 | I haven't purchased all that many new vehicles in my life, but in the process of acquiring the last two, a similar thing happened that makes me wonder if its some kind of scam I don't understand, or just a simple coincidence. On both occasions, when the box arrived from Amazon, instead of containing a car it contained a bunch of used pinball machine parts. So is this pinball machine parts thing a common scam? |
| Topic | Girlfriend and I are gonna try out sex |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/30/17 6:38:19 PM #1 | Just to see what all the fuss is about. |
| Topic | New Stanford study shows link between not letting dogs sleep in bed with you and |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/30/17 6:06:40 PM #10 | Cats > dogs |
| Topic | Do phone sex operators have to hang up if the caller touches himself |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/30/17 5:21:43 PM #1 | Anyone know? |
| Topic | Is 3100 a month net |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/29/17 11:36:55 PM #3 | mom gives me more than that in allowance |
| Topic | can you use a scientific calculator if you're not a scientist |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/29/17 11:20:06 PM #1 | I dont wanna get arrested |
| Topic | I heard that Sidney Crosby is underinflating his pucks. |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/29/17 10:21:03 PM #1 | Shocking if true |
| Topic | Do celebrities ever endorse products that they don't like/use? |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/29/17 9:27:43 PM #1 | They wouldn't do that to us, right? |
| Topic | What's 5 degrees 30 minutes 24 seconds - 3 degrees 12 minutes 2 seconds |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/29/17 6:28:00 PM #1 | Ugh calculus is killing me |
| Topic | Can you use college ruled paper if you're not in college? |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/29/17 4:24:34 AM #1 | I don't want to get in trouble |
| Topic | My boss measures our pee to make sure we actually have to go |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/29/17 3:59:21 AM #14 | Looks like 325.733267932256893227754227884421 ml |
| Topic | Cars should have a special light that people turn on when they're drunk |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/29/17 3:32:44 AM #1 | That way you'd know which cars to be extra careful around. |
| Topic | why do mods, who arent even muslim, think they are right to censor ex muslims? |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/29/17 2:50:45 AM #4 | No such thing. Pastor says once a Muslim always a Muslim. |
| Topic | My boss measures our pee to make sure we actually have to go |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/29/17 2:21:29 AM #6 | Hold on, let me check the graph in the break room |
| Topic | My boss measures our pee to make sure we actually have to go |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/29/17 1:53:57 AM #1 | And aren't just wasting time. |
| Topic | Seeing everyone make 65k a year has made me realize... |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/29/17 12:41:48 AM #3 | Isn't miminim wage $50,000 |
| Topic | There are more robots on Earth than any other planet. |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/28/17 11:01:45 PM #1 | Mind = blown |
| Topic | Facebook surges to record $150/share ahead of Wednesday's earnings report. |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/28/17 11:01:05 PM #2 | It'll go down once myspace takes over |
| Topic | It should be illegal for a company to not hire someone who wants to work there |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/28/17 10:38:17 PM #1 | There I said it. |
| Topic | Why aren't there any apps that show the sun phase |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/28/17 10:31:05 PM #1 | There are a bunch of apps for moon phase but I can't find any for sun phase. |
| Topic | I cant believe Trump charges the networks $600,000 to air his president speeches |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/28/17 8:37:26 PM #3 | Your browser usually has that function. There should be a view source somewhere. |
| Topic | I cant believe Trump charges the networks $600,000 to air his president speeches |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/28/17 8:31:37 PM #1 | Ugh |
| Topic | yr: Trump walks up to you and hands you map of all the states that he won |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/28/17 4:56:31 PM #11 | Why not show a tally of all the people who voted for him O wait |
| Topic | Trump: I thought this would be easier than my old life |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/28/17 4:55:12 PM #23 | He can quit any time he wants |
| Topic | yr: Trump walks up to you and hands you map of all the states that he won |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/28/17 4:53:46 PM #7 | I'd ask him if he could name 5 of them. |
| Topic | T.I. : "No mediocre girls" |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/28/17 3:35:32 PM #4 | Im not gonna trust a calculator's opinion of girls |
| Topic | Why didn't astronauts take the whole moon back instead of a few rocks |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/28/17 2:25:06 PM #1 | That would've proven they went there once and for all |
| Topic | How did people write the software that people use to write software |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/28/17 3:00:12 AM #4 | He must have died while writing it |
| Topic | How did people write the software that people use to write software |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/28/17 2:25:41 AM #1 | Mind = blown |
| Topic | What's wrong with being massageonist? |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/27/17 11:08:59 PM #1 | I like massages. |
| Topic | My work charges us 10 cents a page to print something |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/27/17 7:40:48 PM #1 | It's a real bitch when we have to print 300 page legal documents |
| Topic | Can anyone visualize a cube? (math geek type post) |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/27/17 2:41:56 PM #1 | For the uninitiated, a cube is the 3-dimensional equivalent of a square. I have somewhat of a mathematical background, so intellectually I understand what one is. Take a line - 1 dimension. A square has 4 sides, each a line. That's where I lose it - I can't envisage an object whose each "face" is a square. It won't fit in my brain. Can anybody really, honestly visualize this? Or is it impossible for us 2-dimensional beings? |
| Topic | Why do people keep calling Neil Tyson a doctor? |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/26/17 7:08:29 PM #1 | When was the last time he saw a patient? |
| Topic | Did u know that you can copy text rather than retyping all of it? |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/26/17 4:28:56 PM #1 | mind = blown |
| Topic | Charges 9-13 got thrown out due to lack of probable cause and 1-8 move forward. |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/26/17 4:16:08 PM #65 | oops sorry, wrong account |
| Topic | Why do people say that stocks are hard to predict? |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/26/17 3:51:16 PM #1 |  It seems like a pretty noticable pattern to me |
| Topic | When is Trump gonna build the wall |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/26/17 2:35:19 PM #4 | Go_Totodile posted... When you stop shitposting. So never. CE is very serious message board Maybe if I'm lucky a girl will notice my post |
| Topic | When is Trump gonna build the wall |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/26/17 2:32:10 PM #1 | Between himself and the buffet line |
| Topic | According to Google, Microsoft is worth $67.92 |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/25/17 11:55:52 PM #1 | You mean if I had $68, I could buy Microsoft? I thought it was worth millions of dollars. |
| Topic | Wait a minute, cops get paid??? |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/25/17 5:35:56 PM #8 | I'm not going to pay for that post. You're going to have to leave. |
| Topic | Wait a minute, cops get paid??? |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/25/17 5:21:48 PM #1 | I thought they did it to serve their community. |
| Topic | Howcome google only shows past stock results? |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/25/17 1:53:45 PM #1 | They never show what the stocks are going to do in the future. |
| Topic | Man why cant the fake media just stop bullying Trump? |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/25/17 1:52:12 PM #5 | Funny, nobody said that critisizing the president was disloyal to the country when the other guy was president |
| Topic | Democrats propose more $ for border security to avoid funding standoff |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/24/17 11:20:50 PM #2 | Nobody told the president that the GOP has a majority in both houses. Shhhh, don't tell him. |
| Topic | Why can't they set the clocks so the sun rises and sets the same time every day |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/24/17 11:12:25 PM #1 | I mean duh |
| Topic | Wait, when did it get ok to say **** on basic cable? |
| Complete_Idi0t 04/24/17 11:05:56 PM #2 | You can say **** but not **** |
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