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I hear there may be 1 or 2 carbon atoms involved.

I'm pretty sure that working 12 hours without a break is illegal in my state

If .999 = 1 then what does .9999 equal

$50 if you dont get all the optional extras

People will do anything to get on TV

Why does Trump want people to poop? What a weird fetish

Why turn to a life of crime?

If you check down there and you used to have a willy but now you don't

That'd be pretty crazy

makes u think

We should bomb them until they let us have it.

Nobody could believe it. Everyone stopped and stared.

Alas

Or am I just screwed forever?

Welp, the world was nice while it lasted v_v

whoa

They originally wanted to call it the mother of all bombs, but then they had to make some BS acronym for MOAB so they looked professional.

That's it I've had it

I don't know. They did a pretty good job making my iPad.

Mass murder: not just for other countries anymore

I don't think I've ever seen it. Must be pointing it in the wrong direction.

I bet you didn't realize a lot of things

It weighs twice as much as the bomb we dropped on Hiroshima

And yet he just dropped one on Afghanistan

What about our friend the Sun?

Ugh

Oh no what do I do??

I'm pretty sure the Earth turned on its axis before humans invented the concept of money

Gone are the days when people would lend a hand because it's the right thing to do. smh

darkphoenix181 posted...

inb4 meltdown of liberals who were upset he didn't like NATO before
and now upset he changed his mind

Somehow, changing your mind is bad when John Kerry does it

Fucking slackers

Anyone know?

Why not send them to one of those cool exoplanets we found?

What will they think of next?

Ugh, bosses. Am I right?

Wtf does "salt to taste" mean? Hecking idiots can't even figure out how much to put in it

I can't make that kind of decision!

WafflehouseJK posted...

I still don;t understand how they pick which Sunday it's gonna be on.

Like, this year it's on the 16th.

Next year it's on the fucking 1st.

Make up your fucking mind, Easter.

First Sunday after the first full moon after the spring equinox

Err I mean I like poops

That's convenient.

This is not going to look good on his final grade.

Before:



After:



I can't believe I'm the only one who has noticed this.

Good thing no mistakes will be made under the watchful eye of Ben Carson

I thought letters were created by people, yet it's found in our very DNA

At least that's what guys tell their gf

My friend wants to know

#winning

Or will u be arrested?