Lurker > KillerSlaw
LurkerFAQs, Active DB, Database 1 ( 03.09.2017-09.16.2017 ), DB2, DB3, DB4, DB5, DB6, DB7, DB8, DB9, DB10, DB11, DB12, Clear
| Board List | |
|---|---|
| Topic | CE, how do you pick up girls? |
| KillerSlaw 07/03/17 9:32:06 PM #6 | Swap the size labels in clothing stores. Chicks start to feel self concious all like "oh my god, I been dieting but I've gotten bigger!" That's when you come in all like "Hey baby, what's wrong?" Tell em they're beautiful and shit. Works every time. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | How will Jon Snow's origin be proven? *SPOILERS* |
| KillerSlaw 07/03/17 8:03:49 PM #3 | I mean, more than likely it won't be proven and it won't matter outside of him being the prince that was promised or whatever. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Black ops 2 featured a gun with a 4 round burst |
| KillerSlaw 07/03/17 8:00:45 PM #10 | HogRiderreturns posted... KillerSlaw posted...Perfect Dark had a gun with a 50 Round Burst I'm thinking the Cyclone which had 50 rounds. If there was something else that also had a "drain the clip for some reason" function I don't recall it. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Black ops 2 featured a gun with a 4 round burst |
| KillerSlaw 07/03/17 7:50:39 PM #6 | Perfect Dark had a gun with a 50 Round Burst --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Switch owners: have you played your Switch outside your home? |
| KillerSlaw 07/03/17 7:46:31 PM #6 | I've tried a few times, but it's always been at work which means I'm outside and the reflection on the screen makes it damn near impossible to play Zelda. Mario Kart plays okay in the sunlight though. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Why does Bethesda's writing keep getting worse? |
| KillerSlaw 07/03/17 7:42:31 PM #10 | Doe posted... Compare that to Skyrim where even Thieves Guild quests require no stealth and almost no actual thievery, the Dark Brotherhood quests have literally all creativity removed except for perhaps one or two where an interesting scenario is posed. These are all design issues more than writing issues. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Why does Bethesda's writing keep getting worse? |
| KillerSlaw 07/03/17 7:40:30 PM #8 | It's because they don't have to use it as a crutch to make up for shitty graphics/gameplay. Although I'd argue that the writing hasn't gotten worse, it's just that they just keep it simple by not being so up their own ass about the lore. Edit: At least with Elder Scrolls. With Fallout they just never had any fucking clue what they were doing. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | are there any works of fiction where the protagonist doesnt rescue their family |
| KillerSlaw 07/03/17 10:40:41 AM #10 | Manhunt --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Do you think Angemon and Angewomon have sex when TK and Kari aren't looking? |
| KillerSlaw 07/03/17 10:18:31 AM #9 |  --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | I'm the maid of honor in a wedding |
| KillerSlaw 07/03/17 9:59:50 AM #20 | Two of my ex co-workers got married. The guy picked a chick as his best man and the lady picked a man as her maid of honor. They were fucking goofballs though. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | New Crash game. |
| KillerSlaw 07/03/17 9:57:00 AM #9 | Crash X Minions Commonwealth Battle --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | PlayStation YouTube hosts Xbox One X Anthem footage with Photoshopped buttons |
| KillerSlaw 07/03/17 9:47:13 AM #12 | I wonder if we're going to start seeing a cycle where someone gains dominance, blows it, then works their way back while the new lead blows their dominance. I know CE has a huge Sony boner this gen, but they were fucking awful this year at E3 and it felt like that Sony we got right before PS3 where they thought their shit didn't stink so they didn't have to do anything. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | NJ's Governor Chris Christie is almost as bad as Trump |
| KillerSlaw 07/03/17 9:11:54 AM #3 |  --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | *turns on 360 game for Xbox One* |
| KillerSlaw 07/02/17 5:00:49 PM #7 | Ahhh the memories of a jet engine in my bedroom. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Why don't Trumpsters want Trump to be more like Putin? |
| KillerSlaw 07/02/17 4:54:54 PM #3 | I wouldn't label myself a Trump supporter, but I'd be absolutely astonish just how butthurt everyone would get if he did go full Putin. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Car shopping help. Are Kia Souls good cars? |
| KillerSlaw 07/02/17 3:23:05 PM #24 | My friend has one. It's ugly as hell but he never complains about it --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | I remember before Crash Bandicoot N Sane trilogy came out..... |
| KillerSlaw 07/02/17 7:59:11 AM #7 | The fact that the only thing that could sell was a remake is a pretty good indication that it is dead IMO. If a brand new Crash came out with the same gameplay of the first three today it would get destroyed in reviews. Hell, I think some of the reviews for the remakes are trashing it for it's outdated gameplay. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Jane Levy or Emma Stone? |
| KillerSlaw 07/02/17 7:57:29 AM #17 | I don't know if it's just that I'm becoming an older, cynical asshole or what but I swear to god Emma Stone looks worse every year and I have no idea why. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | 4 killed, 43 wounded in weekend shootings in Chicago |
| KillerSlaw 07/02/17 7:55:30 AM #25 | Simon_Petrikov posted... When is President Trump sending in the Feds? Or is this article fake news too? http://abc7chicago.com/news/more-feds-arrive-in-chicago-to-help-in-fight-against-gun-crime/2165195/ Two days ago. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | You go on CE every day of your life |
| KillerSlaw 07/02/17 6:48:12 AM #6 | Dear Lord! WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE!? --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Clear was right |
| KillerSlaw 07/02/17 6:44:26 AM #4 | Hugh Jackman talked about this long before Clear, and probably an actual fitness guy long before him, but yeah he's right. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Oh my God. The_Donald's "official boycott list" is amazing |
| KillerSlaw 07/01/17 5:21:24 PM #17 | pegusus123456 posted... ...how does a subreddit boycott reddit? Came to ask this. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | I will fight for the LGBTQ community while Hillary brings in more who hate you! |
| KillerSlaw 07/01/17 5:01:17 PM #34 | Honestly, I don't even know why this is an argument or anything. Trump and Hillary both didn't actually give a shit about LGBTQ and this was pretty obvious. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Fuckin' magnets |
| KillerSlaw 06/30/17 6:15:32 PM #4 | CrimsonAngeI posted... Answer us science!!! I don't wanna talk to no scientist Yall motherfuckers lying and getting me pissed --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | My thoughts on The Breakfast Club. SPOILERS and TRIGGER WARNING |
| KillerSlaw 06/30/17 6:34:42 AM #14 | I saw it for the first time when I was like 20 and didn't get the love for it tbqh. Like it wasn't bad or anything but it seemed like a movie that's only "great" if you're a kid or something. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Is Splinter Cell: Blacklist worth it? |
| KillerSlaw 06/30/17 6:34:03 AM #2 | I never played it, but most of the complaints I heard about it were the lack of Michael Ironside as Sam and the fact that it was a lot more casual than classic Splinter Cell. Other than that, people said it was good enough. If you're getting it for a cheap price it should be fine I think. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Are the hot popular girls from your highschool still hot? |
| KillerSlaw 06/30/17 5:53:08 AM #4 | Yeah, to be fair I'm only 27 so they still got a few good years left if they're not taking care of themselves. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Are the hot popular girls from your highschool still hot? |
| KillerSlaw 06/30/17 5:51:03 AM #2 | Yeah, for the most part. It was the guys who all got fat tbqh. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | "Connor has reach and precision, he's got this fight." |
| KillerSlaw 06/30/17 5:50:11 AM #6 | This was posted on that video of him training where he's moving slow as shit, wasn't it? --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | 4 simple life hacks |
| KillerSlaw 06/30/17 5:48:48 AM #4 | Rika_Furude posted... just buy a fucking whisker god fucking damn This. They're only 20 dollars for fucks sake. https://www.amazon.com/Hamilton-Beach-62682RZ-Mixer-Snap/dp/B001CH0ZLE/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1498816139&sr=8-3&keywords=Whisker --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | When your abusive ex is now obese and you are in the best shape of your life |
| KillerSlaw 06/30/17 5:44:51 AM #4 | Why you still even focused on your abusive ex? --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | How stupid do you have to be to buy Shark Cards at this point? |
| KillerSlaw 06/30/17 5:27:26 AM #60 | To be fair, I'm pretty sure whatever plans they had that included that Alien Egg were dropped a long long time ago in favor of GTA Online updates, and now they're just using unused assets to shut people up. That alien egg has been in the game files since the PS3/360 version. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | How stupid do you have to be to buy Shark Cards at this point? |
| KillerSlaw 06/29/17 8:08:00 PM #52 | Also, I feel like a lot of people seem to miss the point that so many are angry about. It isn't even that it's difficult to acquire money, it's that this update actually made it difficult to SPEND money on what you actually want. I can't just buy the vehicle or weapons I want and the modiciations I want, I have to buy a bunch of other shit to have the privilege to buy the vehicle, weapons and modifications I want. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | How stupid do you have to be to buy Shark Cards at this point? |
| KillerSlaw 06/29/17 8:02:49 PM #51 | buddhamonster posted... My rank 28 friend who bought this game on Tuesday already has a good stock of guns, a mid tier apartment, and is about 100,000 from buying the Adder (it's the million flat car). He started with like, 5 grand. No doubt in my mind he'll have that car by the end of the weekend, and ranking permitting, any upgrades he wants as well. Great, he's got a worthless apartment, some worthless guns and is about to buy a worthless car. I mean I guess if all you want to do is get fucked by other people then yeah he's doing great. But what you're describing isn't really anything special at all this late into the game. His weapons are nothing compared to what dropped with gunrunning, his car is nothing compared to what dropped during Cunning Stuns, his apartment isn't shit compared to the offices, etc. etc. I mean, I hate to sound like that other guy but this post literally makes it sound like you're playing the game back in 2013 and have no fucking clue what you're talking about. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | 400-500 for a console with no games??? |
| KillerSlaw 06/29/17 7:36:22 PM #29 | faizan_faizan posted...
It didn't have GTA is my theory. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Jeb! laying some medium energy smack down on Trump |
| KillerSlaw 06/29/17 2:20:00 PM #12 | YellowSUV posted... If Trump is a true master shitposter he should respond along the lines of "That's Jeb, PS you're bleeding way too much with all those periods." LMFAO --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Is Kek racist or just parody? |
| KillerSlaw 06/29/17 12:32:22 PM #2 | It was just a World of Warcraft thing I thought. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Wow, Inhumans looks like hot garbage... |
| KillerSlaw 06/29/17 11:33:01 AM #12 | Gheb posted... which is unfortunate because that show has been pretty non-stop great for three-and-a-half season. it's been...okay? every year I hear it's become great and every year I'm still pretty disappointed in it tbqh. better than this shit, sure. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Wow, Inhumans looks like hot garbage... |
| KillerSlaw 06/29/17 11:11:25 AM #2 | Isn't it made by the people behind Agents of Shield and Iron Fist? I mean, should we be surprised? --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Jesus. Fuck. Thor 3 (Ragnarok) trailer is unlike anything you've ever seen. |
| KillerSlaw 06/29/17 7:30:27 AM #29 | Rika_Furude posted... shes gotta have an infinity stone, how else can she solo asgard? Only the Soul stone is left I believe. Space was the Tesseract. Aether was Reality The Orb was Power Vision has the Mind Eye of Agamoto was Time --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Jesus. Fuck. Thor 3 (Ragnarok) trailer is unlike anything you've ever seen. |
| KillerSlaw 06/29/17 7:04:59 AM #24 | xyphilia posted... and making natalie portman unlikable for the first time since star wars Garden State, --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | What does it mean if I vomit whenever I eat Tums? |
| KillerSlaw 06/29/17 6:53:52 AM #8 | pegusus123456 posted... From Samurai Cop, right?  --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | What does it mean if I vomit whenever I eat Tums? |
| KillerSlaw 06/29/17 6:47:25 AM #5 | It means you're having a Tums Festival. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Does LTG do this shit purposefully to be funny or is he just that clueless? |
| KillerSlaw 06/29/17 6:39:32 AM #3 | He got banned from Facebook for calling someone a cuck ass n-word? lmfao --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | WWE has really changed O_O |
| KillerSlaw 06/28/17 10:01:43 PM #19 | It's over produced now IMO. I was bored a month ago with my friend and we tried watching Smackdown and all of the camera movement and angles felt really weird to us. That and none of the characters were that entertaining tbqh. Everyone seems super generic. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Jontron hasn't uploaded a video since December |
| KillerSlaw 06/28/17 9:59:50 PM #22 | JonTron isn't funny when he sticks to his scripts, he's funny when he is off the cuff. Unfortunately he views that as being unprofessional or something now. He did a Q&A and showed off the original script for the episode where he yelled out "I aiiiiiiin't having that shit!" and the original joke was super fucking lame compared to the ad lib. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | I really liked skyrim.... actually i loved skyrim |
| KillerSlaw 06/28/17 9:57:07 PM #6 | But now it's portable And the other one is VR --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Topic | Jontron hasn't uploaded a video since December |
| KillerSlaw 06/28/17 9:56:11 PM #20 | Damn_Underscore posted... When SJWs say that jontron ruined himself, are they actually that heartless or are they just trying to pretend they aren't awful people I just like making Bret Hart references tbqh, I have no qualms with JonTron or any of the shit he said. --- "Wait a minute...If I ever get a hold of you, I will thank you for showing me the futility of human endeavor." |
| Board List |