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Ruvan22 posted...

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Ruvan22 posted...

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emblem boy posted...

Are you still swiping on tinder

Yes.

Ruvan22 posted...

What was your opener ?

No words, just sent a pic to her snapchat.

Picture of what?

My penis.

Maybe I need to borrow that picture... :P

Uhhh no you dont
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Ruvan22 posted...

MFBKBass5 posted...

emblem boy posted...

Are you still swiping on tinder

Yes.

Ruvan22 posted...

What was your opener ?

No words, just sent a pic to her snapchat.

Picture of what?

My penis.
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AzNDarkSamurai posted...

what is she down there? hairy? trimmed?

Trimmed. A tiny amount but very neat and taken care of.
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emblem boy posted...

Are you still swiping on tinder

Yes.

Ruvan22 posted...

What was your opener ?

No words, just sent a pic to her snapchat.
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Bump
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We're going on a date this Friday. Probably just dinner and drinks :3


I actually think I could see potential with this girl. hmmmm.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...

Did she S the D??

No actually. I offered to go down on her too. She didn't want it
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SSJGrimReaper posted...

Tadamoto is somewhere triggered hard by this topic

Who?
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JustMyOpinion posted...

She looks like a chubby Ellie Kemper.

She's honestly about the same body type as Ellie Kemper. I think she's lost a lot of weight since that pic. Not that she's fat in the pic...but she's smaller now.
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creativeme posted...

Kazi1212 posted...

Imagine thinking she's telling the truth about hooking up not being like her. Girls lie about that shit all the time. I dated many women who said they didn't have sex on the first date but guess what?

lol this. i've had sex with a few girls that said that. like it was so obvious she was full of shit. especially when they're the ones that initiate the stuff.

Ehhhh I kinda was the one who initiated things. I sent her a pic on snapchat...
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KILBOTz posted...

MFBKBass5 posted...

She's not bad looking, right?

Totally my type.

My type too :)
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SwatterXX posted...

Did Grandma have a stock of Werthers Originals?
What's the acreage of the yard?
Where's the date going to be?

idk probably not. She was out drinking lolol

And idk it was a small place

and ummm. Probably to get food?
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sktgamer_13dude posted...

What color was her underwear.

Was she wearing a matching set?

Did you fumble when taking the bra off?

Also it was her grandmas place? Was her grandma there? Was it weird knowing it was her grandmas?

She had on this black sundress when she answered the door. No bra. Teal panties.

Her grandma wasn't there. It was kinda weird at first...but I got over that quickly.
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Darmik posted...

MFBKBass5 posted...

She's not bad looking, right?

No. Don't worry about CE. They get bitter and angry over topics like this.

Haha yeah. Well, I think she's adorable. Her personality is great. She's actually fairly shy and reserved, but super confident in the bedroom. That's a nice combo IMO.
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She's not bad looking, right?
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...

Pics of you tc. How old are you how old is she?

I'm 27, she's 23. Why pics of me?
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Bullet_Wing posted...

Go_Totodile posted...

Where the pics at?

GoTo with the important questions

Honestly, she's cuter in person. She's skinny in person but looks kinda chubby in that pic. Also, her hair is more strawberry blonde currently.



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Rob Cesternino posted...

What's there to be nervous about?

Umm. Being bad at sex? I haven't had sex in like 4 years. I was so rusty. It was kinda embarrassing, but I just played it off, and was super open about things.
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emblem boy posted...

therin_lews_kin posted...

what was the floor of her room like?

was it hardwood or carpet (or something else)?

if it was carpet, what color was it?

if it was wood, what type of wood was it?

Let's focus on the important questions. What color was her room painted? How would you rate the tidiness of the bedroom and the bathroom? On a simple scale from 1-7.

What type of condom did you use?

Umm. It had this Earthbound Trading Company vibe to it. She had incense lit. Tan carpet. It was a nice room, I liked the vibe. 6/7

Trojan Enz? Wasn't a fan.
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Kazi1212 posted...

Imagine thinking she's telling the truth about hooking up not being like her. Girls lie about that shit all the time. I dated many women who said they didn't have sex on the first date but guess what?

Well, she wasn't lying. I'm incredibly good at reading people. She has never invited over a stranger to have sex. Maybe gone on a date first and hooked up, but never straight up invited a stranger she's never met over to have sex.


She was too awkward to have done it before.
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therin_lews_kin posted...

what was the floor of her room like?

was it hardwood or carpet (or something else)?

if it was carpet, what color was it?

if it was wood, what type of wood was it?

Umm. She was living with her grandma, so it wasn't her house. Tile in kitchen, carpet in rooms.
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She gave me her address, told me to come over and bring a condom. I've never really done a hook up like that, but holy **** was it awesome.


I was kinda nervous, TBH. Hadn't had sex in like 4 years until yesterday. Neither her nor I had ever done anything like that, so it was kinda awkward at first. She was hesitant until she realized how genuine I am.


So we go up to her room, start making out, get naked, and start having sex. I'm honestly kinda nervous the whole time, and actually didn't even finish in the end.


Was quite the experience. Damn she was hot though. Redhead, tall, freckles, really nice body and probably 34C. Turns out we have a lot in common. We both realized hooking up isn't really either of our personalities. But, I asked her out on a normal date afterwards and she said yes :3


So. Hook up first, then go on real date after. So it's known that you're not going on a date just for sex. It's genius.


AMA.
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Welp, found out the hard way. They definitely still get your message.
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I have a half yellow lab, half golden retriever and she's the best:


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R0ttedHorror posted...

MFBKBass5 posted...

R0ttedHorror posted...

Did you get drunk and talk shit and now fear for your life?

Nah, didn't talk shit. Did get drunk, yes.

Got drunk and messaged your ex huh?
Boy i been there.

Hell yeah shes gonna see that shit bro

Not my ex, but a guy she's been talking to.
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R0ttedHorror posted...

Did you get drunk and talk shit and now fear for your life?

Nah, didn't talk shit. Did get drunk, yes.
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Will they get the message? Anyone happen to know?
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dodokiki posted...

How has your life fallen apart?

Lost my job, lost my girlfriend, am sitting in a ridiculous amount of debt, between student loans, car payment, and a maxed out credit card. Suffering from severe depression and anxiety, yet don't even have health insurance to go and get some help.


I feel hopeless and worthless. I don't have any friends. I'm all alone.
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I'm too much of a p**** to do anything to myself. I'd be relieved if it turned out I was dying or something. I wish. But no, I'm stuck on this ****ing planet miserable and alone. Wishing I was dead.


What a great feeling to have. I remember when I was in college dealing with depression, I used to step out right in front of busses wishing they would hit me.
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Axiom posted...

You got TMJ dude. Go see a dentist

I know what TMJ is. Definitely isn't that.
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

what were you doing opening your mouth so wide tc

Yawning.
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ExMechaGodzilla posted...

wtf i have those in my legs often but I cant imagine how it feels in the jaw

It's horrifying.
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Feathery posted...

I don't think I've had one of those, but my tongue has cramped before and felt like it was trying to crush my hard palate.

Were you carpet munching?
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Where it cramps up and pulls/locks basically all of your facial muscles. Ughhhh. **** it.



Happens to me randomly after a really big yawn. If you've never experienced it before...be grateful.
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Hahahahaha oh wow. Something was definitely wrong with that guy.
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...

Slap your junk on the desk so they know what's up

I didn't do that. Think I'll still get the job? :/
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UnholyMudcrab posted...

snesmaster40 posted...

What if the on button is the detonation trigger?

Well, if it blows up, then you know that you had a laptop bomb. I'd say it's a pretty effective check.

I mean. How about we go and assume every power button of every electronic device ever is a detonator.




Don't be a bunch of wimps, CE.
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If a bomb is rigged inside of a laptop, I highly doubt they kept all the pc components inside. They probably hollow out a laptop case and build their bomb inside.


If terrorists could make a functional bomb inside a working laptop, I'd be shocked.
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Paragon21XX posted...

I doubt you even need to wear nice pants during a Skype interview if you don't envision even standing up while on camera.

Not taking that risk hahahaha. Emergencies happen. Maybe my dog starts barking on the balcony. Who knows.
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I feel like wearing a shirt and tie with slacks is just ridiculous for an over the internet interview. I think that'd look silly.



Is just a button up dress shirt and khakis ok? With the top button unbuttoned. This is weird. Never done a Skype interview before...
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TheBiggerWiggle posted...

I'll have to check it out. I always thought they should've given the daily show to Hisan over Trevor Noah.

Agreed. He just has SO much more energy.


And ehhh, I couldn't get through Norm's latest special. He doesn't come across as very bright. I like fast paced, clever, well thought out humor.
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vashmoto posted...

MFBKBass5 posted...

Oh and I forgot to mention the greatest thing about it. HE DOESN'T EVEN MENTION TRUMP'S NAME ONCE. NOT A SINGLE TIME!!!

I'm glad. That would do such a disservice to these very personal stories.

Yes. Agreed.
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Oh and I forgot to mention the greatest thing about it. HE DOESN'T EVEN MENTION TRUMP'S NAME ONCE. NOT A SINGLE TIME!!!
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I watch a LOT of stand up. His new special was just put up on Netflix. While Trevor Noah's Daily Show has a lot of weak points, Hisan definitely stands out as the strongest correspondent.


It's probably one of the best written stand up sets I've ever seen. Transitions are fantastic, compelling story telling, hilarious, thoughtful, emotional, etc...it's great.


2017 has been phenomenal for stand up specials. With Neal Brennan's 3 mics, Dave Chapelle's new stuff, and Chris Gethard's special on HBO, I've been spoiled with great comedy specials.
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MJOLNRVII posted...

Maybe he likes you.

But I only like girls
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Why are you winking at me?
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YookaLaylee posted...

Shotgunnova posted...

I got it without having to even put in credit card info. Microsoft is finally learning.

More like they're desperate because nobody wants to buy a Bone

Lol ooooooook buddy
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Definitely played 6 hours today. Damn. It's amazing. This game has aged SO well. Came out in 2004. Wow.
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chill02 posted...

I got it but I have no clue what's it about and have no intention of playing it any time soon >_>

Basically you collect orbs on the map that respawn to give you different attacks/defenses/other stuff that changes health and a bunch of other stuff.


It's super addictive!
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green butter posted...

ever since MS announced phantom dust HD ive been hearing from tons of game sites, forums etc that phantom dust is an underrated classic, but until the HD version was announced, I never heard a single thing about the game or met anyone who had ever even played the game. just seems really fishy to me

Me and my friends played it on original Xbox. It's a cult classic for sure.
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