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That's like saying the Cubs went 108 years between championships because they were unable to win the world series

Choking isn't a cause, it's an outcome

The Cubs needed a big performance to get back over .500

Penny still keeps her day job which makes her one of the least useful wives but what a kind soul she is

You can have kids but it's just for fun really. Having a wife and kids kind of makes your fake life seem nicer

Yeah you can. You can gay marry the teen who works at the supermarket or the adult who works at the supermarket among others

I only play games with waifus

Penny. It came down to the wire for me between her and Leah but I felt like Penny needed me more

They had the worst offense in MLB for the first couple weeks. They've been hitting lately and winning a lot. Also their rotation has been ok. Leake has been great and Wacha has been good. Only Wainwright is really garbage right now

Barring an epic Reds comeback the Cardinals are about to take over first place. Good for them

That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. I'd be less surprised to go to McDonald's and be told they have no buns

The burping problem sounds pretty terrible. I can't blow gum bubbles, juggle, or whistle. I have never gone skiing or anything either but I'd like to try it

I don't know how to roller or ice skate though.

I was a late bike rider and I was really embarrassed about it but I think I was 9 when i learned which seems funny in retrospect. 9 is one of the youngest possible ages and I thought I was an old man learning to ride a bike. I can also swim.

The Cardinals game today got postponed again. That's either four or five games in St. Louis so far this season that couldn't be played due to rain. It's the fucking apocalypse out here. I actually live in the highest altitude in the city so I'm fine but lower parts are legit flooded, like there's a picture of a Steak n Shake thats almost completely submerged. I think it's supposed to rain all day the next two days too

That's funny because I was under the impression that Trevor Noah had no balls #political #justforlaughs #insomnia

Clutchscalso owns

Damn Rendon. That's an all time great fantasy line

Online is so good

TyVulpine posted...

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TyVulpine posted...

Of course, Washington is cursed as a sports city.

meh, they bring it on themselves for having a racist football team

Hard for it to be racist when the vast majority of Native Americans support the name.

Please provide multiple peer reviewed studies to support this claim.

Wait, a white running back was the 8th pick? We did it!

But mostly it's boring

Ultima_Dragoon posted...

CaptainHammer posted...

The coolest thing in the NBA is how mean the dagger points seem versus other sports. Turning a 2 point lead into a 4 point lead just now (though it's 6 points now) seemed like the cruelest shit possible

It's pretty cool, but also cruel in the way that the game with 30 seconds left now takes 10 minutes to end since the losing team will keep fouling because they can't admit they lost.

Yeah this is a huge downside. It becomes really sad to watch

The coolest thing in the NBA is how mean the dagger points seem versus other sports. Turning a 2 point lead into a 4 point lead just now (though it's 6 points now) seemed like the cruelest shit possible

We also laughed about Goff at least. I know I don't follow football anymore so it doesn't really matter but I have never heard of this dude in my life

He's actually currently getting ready to play another game today.

Yeah the Stark one was probably the most shocking one to me. I haven't read him regularly in like 8 years but even back then he felt like the main guy

Oh wow that is a lot of big names. They even fired the creator of OPSBI's.

That ended up being the game winning run. Probably shouldn't have talked about it at all.

He scored

Marcus Stroman with the pinch hit double in the 11th. He probably won't score but still pretty sweet for an AL pitcher

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I assume you've seen the Tidus laugh edits, but if you haven't, some of you might enjoy them since you are more familiar with Final Fantasy. I don't even like FF and I thought it was funny

These are really good

Cubs shortstop Addison Russell gets his fellow players to sign Pokemon cards.

http://www.espn.com/blog/chicago/cubs/post/_/id/43832/really-bro-pokemon-addison-russell-is-building-baseballs-most-unusual-autograph-collection

Also revealed in this article: Kenley Jansen loved Dragon Ball Z

I loathe Neil Tyson

In England, trucks are called lorriis

Congratulations to the Blues for defeating their most hated rivals the Minnesota Wild.

Ultima_Dragoon posted...

Remember when the Cardinals were caught hacking into computers? Probably masterminded by the governor.

He's a veteran. No troops would ever use such nerd ass bitch methods of destroying their enemies.

To be honest though sometimes I think about the hacking scandal and just wonder what was up with that. I really want to know if it was true that the dude did it because he just hated some random Astros employee like the reports were saying. It's probably a lot more complicated than that but it's such a funny story if that's true

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CaptainHammer posted...

I put it in quotes because it's a wild goose chase in my opinion though I have no doubt that he's not releasing them just to hide shady dealings. That and the Russia craziness annoy me because Democrats are obsessing over these weird (probably true admittedly) conspiracy theories instead of focusing on the real damage being done

That self-leaked return from like a decade ago that Rachel Maddow took the bait on was infuriating

So, so bad. Luckily I'm now such a cynic that I didn't bother watching nor was I surprised at all that it was nothing. What do people think is going to happen? General Mattis will see the returns and stage a coup?

I put it in quotes because it's a wild goose chase in my opinion though I have no doubt that he's not releasing them just to hide shady dealings. That and the Russia craziness annoy me because Democrats are obsessing over these weird (probably true admittedly) conspiracy theories instead of focusing on the real damage being done

Sorry I phrased that horribly, he was subpoenaed by a tax auditor because the governor's office won't release information about tax refunds. I got it mixed up with his Trumpian tax return "scandal" that made no difference in either election

Missouri is cool, our governor is being audited because he won't file his taxes

It's stupid to not stay on your parents' plan for as long as you can. You should only really switch if a better family plan offer comes along and what are the chances of that.

You really got me, chewy, with that one

Do you just walk around being mad about Zelda

In their most iconic song they talk about prank calling a woman and telling her that her husband was arrested for sodomy. The Warped tour reference is more offensive to me though

One of the best Blink lyrics. Up there with "she said what and I told her that I didn't know"

Scottrade really blasting Blink-182's "Feeling This" over the bored fans. Hard to get cooler than that

Yep it's unusable

Eric Thames had been playing overseas since 2013 or so and now he's leading in all the triple crown categories I think. He's hitting .426 with 7 bombs which I assume are both league leading numbers. He looks like a 90s era slugger

Mike Leake is going to win the cy young