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TopicKanzaris plays Dies Irae [Visual Novel] [Playthrough]
KanzarisKelshen
07/18/17 1:52:54 AM
#232
And you'll get it. Gonna play some...now.
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TopicMercenaries Draft Week 11 Peacetime: Images and Words
KanzarisKelshen
07/17/17 9:30:42 PM
#7
Lopen posted...
You took a GP from both of us! I should be at 110 he should be at 113


Doublefix'd, I really need to get food to correct properly
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TopicMercenaries Draft Week 11 Peacetime: Images and Words
KanzarisKelshen
07/17/17 9:22:25 PM
#5
fix'd
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TopicMercenaries Draft Week 10 Results: The Division Bell
KanzarisKelshen
07/17/17 9:04:34 PM
#38
TopicMercenaries Draft Week 11 Peacetime: Images and Words
KanzarisKelshen
07/17/17 9:01:45 PM
#2
Gravy attacks Johnbobb [Tier: Mid]
Boko attacks Scare [Tier: High]


Gravy - Bossman Coolguy's Kingpins (9-0, 119GP)
Low: Eleonora Yumizuru (UPGRADED), Agnès Oblige (UPGRADED), Y'shtola (UPGRADED)
Mid: Sorey (UPGRADED), Kefka (UPGRADED), Flynn (5/5 char, 15/15 abil), Mewtwo (UPGRADED), Golbez (UPGRADED)
High: Shulk (UPGRADED), Dante (10/10 new, 25/25 char), The Agents (UPGRADED)
Supports: Dr. Light (Link: Dante)
Recharges: Terra (Conscience, 1 week), Agnes (Unacceptable, 1 week)
Notes: Four Seraphim, Dante and Kefka are Sorey's Sub Lords, Agnès is a Black Mage, Terra is replaced with Golbez

~VS~

Johnbobb - Pink Floyd's "The Kirb" (5-5, 58GP)
Low: Kirby (15/15 abil), Booker (20/20 new1), Sonic (15/15 new2), Richter Belmont (10/10 new1)
Mid: Akuma (25/25 new), Sora (25/25 new), The Prince (25/25 new), Potemkin
High: Vergil (15/15 new1), Kratos, Arthas
Supports: CATS (Link: Akuma)
Recharges: Sora (Friends, 2 weeks), Sonic (Super, 3 weeks), Vergil (Cocky, 1 week), Arthas (Sindragosa, 3 weeks), Booker (Branches, 2 weeks), CATS (WAR, 1 week)
Notes: Has 5 recalls left

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Boko - Boko Reunited (8-1, 100GP)
Low: Nilin (10/10 abil2, 10/10 new), Tira (15/15 abil, 20/20 new1, 15/15 new2), Morrigan (5/5 abil, 10/10 char), Poison
Mid: Ansem (10/10 new1)
High: Lightning, Dark Samus (20/20 abil, 5/15 new), Grigori, Dizzy (20/20 abil2), Kuja (20/20 abil)
Supports: Monokuma (Link: Lightning)
Recharges: Tira (Discord, 1 week), Grigori (Arisen, 1 week), Dizzy (Child, 2 weeks), Lightning (Escort, 1 week)
Notes: Lightning has saved Serra's soul, Dizzy is Poison's client, Memory Remix has hit: The Agents, Celes, Flynn, Damus seeds: None, Kuja is Lightning's servant, Terra is Arisen (2 weeks), Morrigan auto-has Enhancements and Hexes

~VS~

Scare - Team America (6-4, 56GP)
Low: Chrom (10/10 abil1-v1), Vanille (20/20 new), Cadence
Mid: Lucina the Hellspawn, Dr. Wily (15/15 abil-v1, 20/20 new), Ryu H, Bass.EXE (10/10 abil, 10/10 new), Raiden (MK)
High: Diablo (20/20 abil, 25/25 new), Raziel (5/5 abil1, 5/5 abil2), Raiden (MGR)
Supports: Deathwing (20/20 new) (Link: Chrom)
Recharges: Raiden MK (Kombat, 2 weeks), Raiden MGR (Ripper, 2 weeks), Diablo (Terror, 4 weeks), Vanille (Sunshine, 2 weeks, 13 days, 1 week), Lucina (Foreseer, 2 weeks)
Notes: Scrapped RMs: Wind Man, Strike Man, Cut Man, Pharaoh Man, Ice Man, Splash Woman, Skull Man; Wily has Sword Man, Shade Man; Ryu H has 2 essence, Diablo has 25 souls
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TopicMercenaries Draft Week 11 Peacetime: Images and Words
KanzarisKelshen
07/17/17 9:01:37 PM
#1
Lopen attacks Mewtwo [Tier: Mid]
Eddv attacks Tirofog [Tier: High]


Lopen - Machina Maw (8-1, 110GP)
Low: Rikku (20/20 new, 5/15 char), Kirby (UPGRADED), Tira (UPGRADED)
Mid: Yu Narukami (15/15 abil-v2), Liquid Snake (15/15 new), Bass.EXE (10/10 abil, 10/10 new), Duke Nukem (8/10 new1)
High: KOS-MOS (20/20 new1), Urdnot Wrex (25/25 new), Donte (15/15 new)
Supports: CATS (10/10 new1, 20/20 new2) (Link: Rikku), Taiga & Illya (20/20 new1, 20/20 new2) (Link: Yu Narukami)
Recharges:
Notes: Yu S-Links: Rikku (10), Tira (10), Bass.EXE (7), Kirby (10); Corrin is female, Wrex: D.Va (2), Alice (4), Booker (5), Illya is away (1 week)

~VS~

Mewtwo - Ms. Ellie and the Boys (4-6, 43GP)
Low: Ryu (SF) (6/20 abil2), Eleonora Yumizuru (UPGRADED), Agnes Oblige (5/5 char, 15/15 new2)
Mid: Kefka (10/10 new), Armstrong, Luca Blight, Turok (20/20 new1, 20/20 new2)
High: Revan (20/20 abil1), Id (15/15 new1, 20/20 new2), Grigori, Raiden (MGR)
Supports: Phoenix Wright (Link: Ellie) (15/15 new2)
Recharges: Raiden (Ripper, 3 weeks), Turok (Totem, 4 weeks), Phoenix (OBJECTION!, 3 weeks)
Notes: Turok has all abilities, Revan is a Heroic Scoundrel Sentinel, Turok is Joshua Fireseed, Agnes is a White Mage, Wrex is Arisen (1 week), Luca is injured (1 week)

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Eddv - Mobile Suit Knuckles (8-1, 113GP)
Low: Knuckles (UPGRADED), Earthworm Jim (UPGRADED), Char Aznable (UPGRADED)
Mid: D.Va (UPGRADED), Fetch, Mega Man (UPGRADED), Sorey (15/15 new1, 15/15 char), Zeratul (UPGRADED)
High: Elma, Fox (UPGRADED), The Wonderful 100 (5/5 char)
Supports: Dr. Light (Link: Sorey)
Recharges: Sorey (Lailah, 1 week)
Notes: Sorey has his Four Seraphim, Zeratul and W100 are Sorey's Sub Lords, Elma Heart To Hearts: Raziel (1), Sorey (5), Mega Man (1), Mega Man has Apocalypse (3), Title Bout (1), Fenrir (3), Exsanguination (3), XCOM is A CHAR, Elma is Mega Man's waifu, Illya is with Zeratul (3 weeks)

~VS~

Tirofog - Ride The Lightning (4-6, 55GP)
Low: Sub-Zero, Booker DeWitt (20/20 CAGE), Ryu3 (10/10 abil2), Nilin (UPGRADED)
Mid: Cloud Strife (20/20 new1), Terra Branford
High: Archer (30/30 UBW), Lightning, Lilith
Supports: Professor Oak (15/15 abil, 15/15 new1) (Link: Nilin), Chrom (Link: Lightning), Yuffie Kisaragi (Link: Lightning)
Recharges: Nilin (Combos, 1 week), Lightning (Great Ninja, 1 week), Oak (Grandson, 1 week), Booker (Branches, 1 week), Archer (Drowning, 5 weeks),
Notes: Cloud is Archer's master, Lilith is a Controller, Ryu3 genes: Pac-Man, Neptune, Thrall, Fetch, Zeratul, Armstrong, Grigori, Diablo, Damus, Kain, Geese, Crono, Kuja, Neclord, Dante, Kahn, Alice; Memory Mix bans: Bass, Elma, Kain; Lilith is Cloud's waifu
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TopicMercenaries Draft Week 10 Results: The Division Bell
KanzarisKelshen
07/17/17 2:09:28 PM
#23
Lopen posted...
Bass.EXE uses Get Ability on Kirby, gaining his Bass.EXE custom which replaces Luster Candy. Bassception!


Bassinga!
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TopicMercenaries Draft Week 10 Results: The Division Bell
KanzarisKelshen
07/17/17 9:05:24 AM
#15
Lopen (7 GP) > Mewtwo (0 GP)
Eddv (13 GP) > Tirofog (NO BID)

Boko (2 GP) > Scare (NO BID)
Gravy (10 GP) > Johnbobb (NO BID)


Surprise, for once on time because I had 2 hours of sleep today. I hate my life.
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TopicSpider-Man Homecoming was very good
KanzarisKelshen
07/17/17 5:59:04 AM
#259
...Hmm. Yeah, thinking about it, I can see that. I feel like I really want to see a scene where Peter runs into his limitations when the stakes are high, but what you're saying checks out. I do wonder what kind of moment they would use for that, though. Just seeing if this creative team has an answer to that question would make it worth watching a second Homecoming movie on its lonesome, I think.
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TopicMercenaries Draft Week 10 Results: The Division Bell
KanzarisKelshen
07/16/17 11:19:34 PM
#13
Tirofog posted...
Genez

Do I get to Lightning steal this week?


No, was possessed

Alice and Shao Kahn's genes GET
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TopicMercenaries Draft Week 10 Results: The Division Bell
KanzarisKelshen
07/16/17 10:05:26 PM
#3
Econ:

Lopen: 116 GP
Eddv: 127 GP
Tirofog: 55 GP
Mewtwo: 43 GP

Gravy: 129 GP
Boko: 102 GP
Scare: 56 GP
Johnbobb: 58 GP

As always, check for errors.
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TopicMercenaries Draft Week 10 Results: The Division Bell
KanzarisKelshen
07/16/17 9:18:28 PM
#1
Donte defeats THE DANTE SPARDA
Laser Hype outshines The Wonderful 100 Broom Taggers (Tie win)

Tiro marbles DC (5-3)
Mewtwo rips through Chris (4-2)

Boko defeats the final bosses (3-2)
Gravy defeats Kaziklu Bey (2-0)

Scare overcomes Jeezy/JC (7-2)
Johnbobb accepts Tom's ragequit (RAGE)

A moment of silence for Tom, Jeezy/JC, Chris and DC. Their game has ended. We now proceed to the final four of each pool:

Lopen vs. Mewtwo
Eddv vs. Tirofog

Gravy vs. Jonbobb
Boko vs. Scare

Bids due in 12 hours as usual. Good luck.

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TopicArc System Works crossever fighter BlazBluexPersonaxRWBY
KanzarisKelshen
07/16/17 7:02:39 PM
#22
LapisLazuli posted...
I think that if we got Jaunne instead of Pyrrah the fanbase might actual firebomb ASW.


Realistically we'll get both, but if push came to shove I think Jaune comes first because gotta have at least one dude repping the series.
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TopicArc System Works crossever fighter BlazBluexPersonaxRWBY
KanzarisKelshen
07/16/17 6:10:28 PM
#17
Yeah I fully expect we get at minimum the full Team RWBY and maybe Jaune Arc if the game needs a jokey-style character and Platinum doesn't make it, it just makes too much sense
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TopicArc System Works crossever fighter BlazBluexPersonaxRWBY
KanzarisKelshen
07/16/17 6:00:09 PM
#13
RWBY isn't 2d anyway so that doesn't make sense
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TopicArc System Works crossever fighter BlazBluexPersonaxRWBY
KanzarisKelshen
07/16/17 5:26:11 PM
#4
How

This should not even be possible
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Raziel and Chrom vs. Geralt, Yuffie and Sephiroth
KanzarisKelshen
07/16/17 5:23:57 AM
#118
JeezyMiyagi posted...
Also Yuffie's ability clearly states that she will be able to use the custom as well as the owner but that was apparently not worth including in the write up.

Bull shit.


Was anybody doubting she could use it properly?
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Topic~CHESS!~ Grigori Jaesa Flynn Haseo vs. Raiden Turok Armstrong Ellie
KanzarisKelshen
07/16/17 2:44:03 AM
#89
Also, bonus:



Circa 1 minute in, Joshua hits it with multiple grenades. Its health doesn't even drop. Seriously Chris, if this match wasn't in pretty small arena I think it's pretty arguable, but Haseo being asleep is really really bad. Feels very cut and dry because of that, moreso than 'strong dudes on the other side'.
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Topic~CHESS!~ Grigori Jaesa Flynn Haseo vs. Raiden Turok Armstrong Ellie
KanzarisKelshen
07/16/17 2:42:28 AM
#88
Also, let's do measurements.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/VqPsohJIp6U/maxresdefault.jpg

At a glance, the totem appears to be about three or four people wide and symmetrical on all sides. For the record, rockets get used AGAINST IT in Turok. It tanks like 30-40 or so without breaking. Same for big swords. It's tanky, is what I'm saying. Much tankier than Jaesa, Flynn and Haseo - if Grigs breaks freak after two of them are dead the match is still over. It doesn't have to survive forever, just long enough for one or two dudes to bite the dust and that's pretty trivial with a numbers advantage.
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Topic~CHESS!~ Grigori Jaesa Flynn Haseo vs. Raiden Turok Armstrong Ellie
KanzarisKelshen
07/16/17 2:39:35 AM
#86

Why would you think you know Haseo better than me. I bet you don't even know who Haseo even is!


Because I did the initial salespitch for 'Haseo is godly' in M4. Mewtwo vs JC, back when he had Travis, vs I wanna say Kefka, Crono, Serra and Raiden. I distinctly remember Wang calling me out because he thought I was overhyping Haseo for saying he would fuck Kefka up in a small terrain. I know this is a joke based on WHO IS HASEO but I think I legitimately know him best outside of GANON, who is a big fan of .Hack.

(Spoilers, the sale you're looking for is 'Haseo vs Ovan', look for it on YT)
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Topic~CHESS!~ Grigori Jaesa Flynn Haseo vs. Raiden Turok Armstrong Ellie
KanzarisKelshen
07/16/17 2:31:58 AM
#83
Mewtwo59 posted...
DoomTheGyarados posted...
Frankly if Armstrong starts within 2 feet of Jaesa he is fucking dead <_<.


Raiden is one of 2% of people who can kill without hesitation. He's also embraced his Jack the Ripper personality. Can you say the same about Jaesa? Seeing how you can turn her back to the light, I'm going to wager no. Any hesitation against Raiden, and she's dead.


This is a terrible argument, Jaesa is as she appears after going full darkside. She's just as ruthless as Armstrong and Raiden.
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Topic~CHESS!~ Grigori Jaesa Flynn Haseo vs. Raiden Turok Armstrong Ellie
KanzarisKelshen
07/16/17 2:28:17 AM
#81
DoomTheGyarados posted...
I mean if you wish to give a blowjob to the other team could you at least post some pornographic music so it is a bit more amusing than this?


Your team has three mercs I all know better than you, one of which is asleep, vs two guys who have a strength in the high tens of thousands of tons and one of the best gunners in mid tier. I clarified how things worked for people because nobody else knew. If I say your team loses, it's because I thought about it for a while and I read your arguments and considered if they swung my vote. Unlike you, I actually do pay attention to leader pitches. >_>
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Topic~CHESS!~ Grigori Jaesa Flynn Haseo vs. Raiden Turok Armstrong Ellie
KanzarisKelshen
07/16/17 2:19:11 AM
#74
More realistically Armstrong grabs Grigori and does like he's Mario and Grigs is Bowser and smashes the entire enemy team while Raiden laughs like a madman

That feels pretty realistic
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Topic~CHESS!~ Grigori Jaesa Flynn Haseo vs. Raiden Turok Armstrong Ellie
KanzarisKelshen
07/16/17 2:04:05 AM
#65
Ellie has Debilitate BTW, I think - her bow, Pinaka, grants it. So she probably can slap counterdebuffs before croaking if that's relevant.
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Topic~CHESS!~ Grigori Jaesa Flynn Haseo vs. Raiden Turok Armstrong Ellie
KanzarisKelshen
07/16/17 1:48:14 AM
#59
Luster candy has to be cast thrice Chris

Each cast is only 25% bonus, not a full max
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Bossman Coolguy's Kingpins vs. Kaziklu Bey
KanzarisKelshen
07/16/17 1:01:34 AM
#23
KJH posted...
I doubt Shulk or his allies disintegrate given Monado Shield, along with the fact that he probably doesn't keep the aura up if Shulk purges it.


That implies Shulk can tag him once he gets serious. That's very iffy all things considered, given he grossly outparameters Shulk. To give you an idea, part of those images come from a fight where Bey fights someone with even better precog than Shulk, which makes him literally unable to die (even though he can't hurt Bey, creating a stalemate), and he still gets hits in. Shulk's precog is insufficient for this task given that a better version could only go so far.
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Bossman Coolguy's Kingpins vs. Kaziklu Bey
KanzarisKelshen
07/16/17 12:38:08 AM
#21
KJH posted...
I mean there's like 4 posts explaining things on him already.


Never trust anything less than direct quotes from the source. I specialize in that.
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Bossman Coolguy's Kingpins vs. Kaziklu Bey
KanzarisKelshen
07/16/17 12:37:25 AM
#20
So. Wilhelm Ehrenburg is the big boss here, also known as Kaziklu Bey. An immortal Nazi from the VN Dies Irae (which is on Steam and a large chunk of it is free for you to try out - do it!), he's cunning, ruthless, incredibly vicious and absolutely not to be fucked with. I've picked a set of images that should sell him well:

http://imgur.com/a/Z5oUQ

Parsing the above in brief:

-He's anywhere between something like 160 to 260 kilometers per hour fast, and can easily keep up with people more than double that speed.
-His stakes can instantly drain the life out of anything they hit cleanly, and even mild grazes can deal immense soulfucking pain. Also, they're invisible unless you have unbelievable supernatural senses, and he can fire scores of them out at any given time, faster than the eye can see.
-Completely immune to conventional weaponry, pretty much. Enough so that neither being frozen solid with liquid nitrogen and then smashed with a full speed motorcycle nor bombing raids were enough to kill him...or faze him.
-His VOICE can break pavement and streetlights. If Kefka and him get into a laughing contest, the clown's fucked.
-Once he actually gets serious and goes to Yetzirah degree, his very presence disintegrates things that get close, mostly. This means bye Shulk, bye Mewtwo and Agents, maybe bye Sorey and Terra.

All in all, a simple fact emerges: Outside of Terra, Kefka and MAYBE Dante, nobody can hurt him here. He's gonna lay waste to the two mages, kill Y'shtola so she doesn't revive them after they try to come back once, and then fight Dante and crush him because his hax is massive. And that'll be that.
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Bossman Coolguy's Kingpins vs. Kaziklu Bey
KanzarisKelshen
07/16/17 12:30:12 AM
#18
KJH posted...
Shulk because Shulk+Dante+Shadow Mewtwo+Flynn should be enough magical stuff + buffs + people.


So nice of you to vote before you even know who the opponent is.

Anyway, I finally have everything I need to expect an effortpost in five mins.
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Topic~FIGHT!~ General Bub's Spiritual Hitsquad vs. Archer and Cloud
KanzarisKelshen
07/16/17 12:04:58 AM
#26
Arti posted...
Archer on UBW route fights both Saber and Lancer, so he can trace Gae Bolg/Excalibur without any problems.


Notable because Gae Bolg is an attack that can't ever miss, and hits the heart with a cursed strike that can't be healed. Brutal against all those dodgy dudes since it's like 'lmao your dodgehax' because it reverses causality - first it hits, THEN it explains how it hit.
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Bossman Coolguy's Kingpins vs. Kaziklu Bey
KanzarisKelshen
07/16/17 12:00:41 AM
#14
I'm working on a manually compiled hype package. Gimme twenty, I have to take pics of this myself.
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Topic~FIGHT!~ General Bub's Spiritual Hitsquad vs. Archer and Cloud
KanzarisKelshen
07/15/17 11:33:40 PM
#22
Johnbobb posted...
Anyone got a link to some good video of what all Unlimited Blade Works does?

When I look all I get is OSTs


It allows Archer to trace every single weapon he has ever seen at a very low cost and spam them freely, including 'breaking' them to liberate enormous power blasts. He can also do shit like this - anything Shirou does in this vid he can do better.

https://youtu.be/qW2nX4j6RR8?t=43
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Topic~FIGHT!~ General Bub's Spiritual Hitsquad vs. Archer and Cloud
KanzarisKelshen
07/15/17 11:30:52 PM
#19
Hrunting is very relevant here

http://imgur.com/a/Fe54i#0

tl;dr: autoaiming weapon that keeps readjusting to go back at the target if deflected that he can spam. Strong enough to kill Saber. Note that the ONLY reason Shirou and Saber survive here is that Shirou is timelooping this crap so he knows how they're gonna get destroyed. He won't take as much time as he does there to charge his shots because UBW is fully active here too.

Other things that he might be able to trace, if Nameless Archer counts as him (which maybe he does, shit's kinda weird):

-Gae Bolg
-Excalibur
-Aestus Estus (creates an artificial battlefield that favors the wielder, stacks with a reality marble IIRC).
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Topic~FIGHT!~ General Bub's Spiritual Hitsquad vs. Archer and Cloud
KanzarisKelshen
07/15/17 11:00:21 PM
#13
Lopen posted...
Think Cloud has the Star Dragon Sword btw


This is correct. Cloud has come to battle with the Star Dragon Sword.

Not that it's terribly relevant but, y'know.
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Topic~CHESS!~ Grigori Jaesa Flynn Haseo vs. Raiden Turok Armstrong Ellie
KanzarisKelshen
07/15/17 10:34:03 PM
#53
Abilityhax makes them count

Also Flynn and Ellie are Atlus characters, Atlus is owned by Sega, thus they are auto-included as Sega characters regardless of platform they were released in.
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Bossman Coolguy's Kingpins vs. Kaziklu Bey
KanzarisKelshen
07/15/17 10:30:39 PM
#9
Arti posted...
who


Argument in a bit, was busy eating
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Topic~CHESS!~ Grigori Jaesa Flynn Haseo vs. Raiden Turok Armstrong Ellie
KanzarisKelshen
07/15/17 9:38:34 PM
#44
-Abilities that put a mercenary under some kind of effect without specifying a duration are curable, unless stated otherwise, should the afflicted mercenary's team have the means of helping them and the opportunity to do so. Nothing can cure 'timed' abilities, unless stated otherwise.


Baked right into the conventions.
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Topic~CHESS!~ Grigori Jaesa Flynn Haseo vs. Raiden Turok Armstrong Ellie
KanzarisKelshen
07/15/17 9:35:21 PM
#39
When Raiden is right there looking to LET 'ER RIP and Armstrong is bowling forwards to go ham on fools? Yeah kinda >_>

Like if Jaesa saves Haseo instead of protecting herself she kinda dies. If Haseo is awake from the beginning this match is interesting but he's not. There's too many dudes to worry about and not enough people to handle them all.
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Topic~CHESS!~ Grigori Jaesa Flynn Haseo vs. Raiden Turok Armstrong Ellie
KanzarisKelshen
07/15/17 9:32:47 PM
#36
Mewtwo59 posted...
Are we really saying Haseo can tank a headshot? Against the Plasma Rifle, a weapon that kills enemies in a couple shots on the highest difficulty? That's just not going to happen.


Or more to the point, triple rockets to the dome from the Scorpion Launcher. Because if you're gonna kill a mans, kill a mans with overkill.
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Topic~CHESS!~ Grigori Jaesa Flynn Haseo vs. Raiden Turok Armstrong Ellie
KanzarisKelshen
07/15/17 9:32:00 PM
#34
DoomTheGyarados posted...
My inactive dudes become active pretty easily! Especially with persona buffs and 30% more max hp


You're gonna have to sell me hard on Haseo becoming active without getting exploded. The only one who doesn't instantly turn him into pulp with an attack is Ellie and she's bleeding to death so probably a bit distracted from hitting him.
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Topic~CHESS!~ Grigori Jaesa Flynn Haseo vs. Raiden Turok Armstrong Ellie
KanzarisKelshen
07/15/17 9:28:48 PM
#31
So basically this is Flynn and Jaesa vs Raiden, Turok, Armstrong, and for a brief while, Ellie.

...Yeah Raiden smashes. Neither of the two active dudes can check him here.
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Lightning Kuja Damus Grigori Dizzy Poison Morrigan vs. Final Bosses
KanzarisKelshen
07/15/17 9:25:35 PM
#5
Need to argue two matches and this is the easier one to do so I'll be brief:

-Old Man Xehanort is a fuckin ridiculous mage with enormous power and ridiculous melee on top who's going to pick dudes off like whoa. He has access to all of Xemnas' attacks from KH2 as well as every attack from him in KH3D and his Young Xehanort's attacks from that same game. Total freakin' powerhouse right there.
-Gabriel, also known as Indalecio if you played the OG version of Star Ocean 2, is a four billion years old (you read that right) scientist in a superweapon's body who recreated his dead daughter as an artificial being and turned her into a limiter to his power because he'd end the universe otherwise. When the limiter is off, he's not just the final boss of his game but also it's superboss, and you either stunlock him or he pretty much wipes you the fuck off the map. Sometimes he wipes you if you lock him down anyway because dude ain't fair.
-Caius Ballad beat a version of Lightning that wasn't gameplay restricted the fuck down and is basically Sephiroth++ with a doomdragon transformation and no desire to screw around. PS he has that 'blow up the world' Meteor too and no restraints in using it.

One vid for each.

Xehanort:

https://youtu.be/8YB1bWRz_14?t=115

Caius (grab a snack for this one, it's pretty long because lmao modern squeenix sure loves its pretty movies):

https://youtu.be/3DAqYFmn8vY?t=160

Gabriel:

https://youtu.be/tuZ8qCphMg8?t=28

Most of the enemy team (Grigori Morrigan Poison) is super outclassed. Of the four that remain, none of them are as absurdly tanky as Caius and Gabriel, they don't have all the buffs and debuffs available to the bosses, and one of them is completely inferior to her counterpart (Lightning vs Caius). He's fought a version of her for an eternity that wasn't limited like this one was, and he'll destroy here. That is all.
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Bossman Coolguy's Kingpins vs. Kaziklu Bey
KanzarisKelshen
07/15/17 9:10:43 PM
#4
@greengravy294

The floor is yours.
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Topic~CHESS!~ Grigori Jaesa Flynn Haseo vs. Raiden Turok Armstrong Ellie
KanzarisKelshen
07/15/17 9:09:10 PM
#19
Lopen posted...
On the one hand, sure

On the other the terrain is small enough that she basically starts in melee range with the totem

What does that thing actually take to knock down anyway? How many Saber strikes is it taking




I think this is the totem in question?
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Bossman Coolguy's Kingpins vs. Kaziklu Bey
KanzarisKelshen
07/15/17 9:06:29 PM
#2
Flynn is as he appears by the end of Shin Megami Tensei IV, equipped with only the Plasma Sword, Plasma Gun, Almighty Rounds, White King armor set, and Hero Earrings. The only skills he has are all -dyne level elemental spells, Luster Candy, Spiritual Focus, Great Logos and Salvation. The only apps he has are MP Recovery 2 and Auto-Pinpoint, and he cannot summon.

Sorey is as he appears in Tales of Zestiria, with all orbs and talismans (though they buff only himself and his seraphim) and an endgame skill build. He enters the battle with 5 Blast Gauges and may armatize freely with his seraphim, Dante and Kefka during the course of the battle, but armatization cannot be used to revive anyone. He does not have access to Siegfried.

Lailah, Mikleo, Edna and Dezel are accompanying Sorey into battle. They are as they appear in Tales of Zestiria, with an endgame skill build. They will enter battle with 5 Blast Gauges, and will be permanently invisible and inaudible to Flynn, The Agents, Shadow Mewtwo, Shulk, Y'shtola, Agnes and Ellie. Only one Seraph may be on the battlefield at a time, with Lailah beginning on the battlefield, and the others dwelling inside him. He may swap between them as seen in the game, and inactive seraphim will heal gradually over time, including from death, but they are considered defeated once Sorey is killed.

Kefka is as he appears in FF6A in the last battle, having access to all attacks and skills from the fight aside from Trine and Heartless Angel. He additionally has all his Brave and HP attacks from Dissidia: Final Fantasy, as well as the Exhilarating Magic skill. All of his weapons have been enchanted with divine power.

Shadow Mewtwo is as he appears in his boss form in Pokken Tournament, with all of his moves as well as those of regular Mewtwo in Pokken Tournament and capable of Synergy Burst on his own. He also has the moves Sunny Day, Solar Beam, Psychic and Recover from Pokemon X & Y.

Dante is as he appears in Devil May Cry 4, though he does not have his canon regen. He also has all of his weapons from Devil May Cry 3. He may access Devil Trigger, Quicksilver Style, and Doppelganger Style for up to 10 seconds each, every 5 minutes, and he may overlap their durations. He does not have access to Kalina Ann or Yamato. All of his weapons have been enchanted with divine power.

The Agents are how they appear in Crackdown 2, with maxed out stats. They have all of their weapons from Crackdown 2. There are two agents acting together as a team, and have brought an Agency SUV with them.

Shulk is as he appears in Xenoblade Chronicles, with all arts and skill trees learned and fully upgraded. He is equipped with the Monado II and Glory set of armour. Shulk also has access to his Super Smash Bros 4. version of Monado Arts, though they only affect him and have their drawbacks as well.

~VS~

Wilhelm Ehrenburg, AKA Kaziklu Bey, is as he appears in Dies Irae: Amantes Amentes. He may not exceed the Yetzirah degree, but has access to all abilities and feats demonstrated at that level of power or lower.

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Haaaahahahahahahaha! Fuckin' worthless monkeys, you think you can defeat me? FIGHT!
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Shine on, you crazy diamond.
Topic~FIGHT!~ Bossman Coolguy's Kingpins vs. Kaziklu Bey
KanzarisKelshen
07/15/17 9:06:17 PM
#1
Eleonora Yumizuru, Agnes Oblige, Y'shtola, Flynn, Kefka, Sorey, the Four Seraphim, Shadow Mewtwo, Terra Branford, Shulk, Dante and the Agents have challenged Kaziklu Bey to a fight! Location of the fight: Suwahara City - a bustling tourist town, including an extremely high sightseeing tower and an amusement park. Fighters will start at opposite ends of Suwahara City Park, but the whole city is accessible, and no other characters are present. Which side will win?

Guidelines

- The fight will occur in real-time (like an FMV sequence). Gameplay mechanics are less important than how the characters would function in a real-time environment.
- The members of each team are ideal teammates capable of a pre-selected plan of battle.
- "Broken" refers to a lot of things, including insta-death, auto-effects, a variety of status effects (e.g., Imp, Silence, Stop, *not* Poison), and revival. Unless stated otherwise, nobody has them, though do use your own discretion.
- There may be SPOILERS from all of the games the characters are from.

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Agnès Oblige is as she appears in Bravely Default, in the Time Mage job with access to all of its support skills (even if slots do not permit, though she does not necessarily have to use all of them) and its specialty. She has her best non-broken equipment and the additional skillset of Performer. She may freely Brave and Default in battle, but may not use Bravely Second.

Ellie is as she appears in the endgame of Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE, equipped with the Pinaka and a Godly Emblem, with all Radiant skills other than Endless Act and Endless Song, and no Extra skills. Virion is an Assassin with the Command skills Grand Tack, Myriad Arrows, Thunder Strike, Inferno Strike, Overload, Power Charge and Stealth, as well as the Passive skills Bow Expertise EX, Elec Expertise, Fire Expertise, Absorb Elec, Shura's Soul, Dodge Feather and Pierce.

Y'shtola Rhul is as seen in Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward, with all the skills and traits of a Level 60 White Mage, including Raise. She also has the cross-class skills of Arcanist and Thaumaturge, and her Bravery/HP attacks from Dissidia. She cannot use Flow or Repose.

Terra is as she appears in Dissidia and at the end of FF6A, equipped with full Genji armour, Apocalypse, a Hero Ring, and a Gold Hairpin. She has all her natural magic, as well as those gained from Unicorn and Bahamut, including Raise. She does not, however, have Arise, Teleport, Break, Graviga, or Meltdown. She can enter Trance form at any time for 30 seconds (which also grants her access to EX mode), although it will go on cooldown for 2 minutes upon ending.
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Lightning Kuja Damus Grigori Dizzy Poison Morrigan vs. Final Bosses
KanzarisKelshen
07/15/17 8:54:31 PM
#3
@MajinZidane

The floor is yours.
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Shine on, you crazy diamond.
Topic~FIGHT!~ Lightning Kuja Damus Grigori Dizzy Poison Morrigan vs. Final Bosses
KanzarisKelshen
07/15/17 8:51:59 PM
#2
~VS~


Caius Ballad is as he appears in Final Fantasy XIII-2 and Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII, capable of transforming into Chaos Bahamut and Jet Bahamut, with the skills of Garnet and Amber Bahamut plus Break Curse, though he may not summon them or use combined attack XFlares. He does not have the Heart of Chaos, and will not naturally resurrect if he is killed, but is otherwise at the peak of his powers.

Xehanort is as he appears in Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep and Dream Drop Distance, in his Master Xehanort form, with access to all of the attacks of his other forms except for rewinding or stopping time. He may not transform into a giant space dragon or his armored form, choosing to remain in his old keyblade master form at all times.

Gabriel is as he appears in Star Ocean 2: The Second Evolution, with his limiter deactivated and as seen in Universe Mode. He has access to all of his spells except those that inflict instant death, including other status ailments.

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Come with me. Let me show you your fate. FIGHT!
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Shine on, you crazy diamond.
Topic~FIGHT!~ Lightning Kuja Damus Grigori Dizzy Poison Morrigan vs. Final Bosses
KanzarisKelshen
07/15/17 8:51:53 PM
#1
Lightning, Kuja, Dark Samus, Grigori, Dizzy, Poison and Morrigan have challenged Caius Ballad, Xehanort and Gabriel to a fight! Location of the fight: Valhalla - The city between life and death, where the great battle between Lightning and Caius takes place, as seen in the Valhalla: Year Unknown segment of Final Fantasy XIII-2. Access to other time periods is forbidden, and no monsters or characters are present. Attackers will begin at the entrance point, with defenders starting at the Temple of Etro. Which side will win?



Guidelines

- The fight will occur in real-time (like an FMV sequence). Gameplay mechanics are less important than how the characters would function in a real-time environment.
- The members of each team are ideal teammates capable of a pre-selected plan of battle.
- "Broken" refers to a lot of things, including insta-death, auto-effects, a variety of status effects (e.g., Imp, Silence, Stop, *not* Poison), and revival. Unless stated otherwise, nobody has them, though do use your own discretion.
- There may be SPOILERS from all of the games the characters are from.

Rules for Voting

- Bold your votes (using bold HTML tags).
- You do not need to require justification for your vote, though the admins reserve the right to disqualify votes in the advent of obvious alt voting and other similar scenarios.
- Leaders cannot vote for their own teams (and players from the same pool may not vote as well), but they are free to argue their case.
- If you want to switch your votes simply bold the change; there's no need to delete your post, though you may if you wish.
- This match will end in 24 hours.
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Morrigan is as seen in Dragon Age: Origins and Inquisition (though she has not drank from the Well of Sorrows), with typical endgame equipment and 3 Lyrium Potions. She has mastered the first three spells of the Lightning, Cold, Shapeshifter, Enhancements, Hexes and Anti-Magic spell trees, and Mind Blast.

Poison is as she appears in Ultra Street Fighter IV and Final Fight Revenge, with access to all her super moves, provided she builds up the meter to use them.

Lightning is as she appears in the endgame of Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII, with a schemata set-up featuring a balance of her strongest physical, magical and debuffing skills and equipment, and with limited use of Curaga.

Dark Samus is as she appears in her boss fight in Metroid Prime 3: Corruption, although she cannot turn invincible, turn incorporeal or heal off of phazon.

Grigori is as he appears in Dragon's Dogma, with access to all his moves except possession. A fighter does not have to be an Arisen to deal the final blow to him.

Dizzy is as she appears in the Guilty Gear series, at the height of her powers, with access to all her moves other than gameplay mechanics, and she will not self destruct upon defeat. She will refuse to attack anyone unless attacked first, and will follow Poison's lead in battle regardless of her personality.

Kuja is as seen in Final Fantasy IX under the effects of Trance, with all of his spells and abilities shown within, though he may not use Ultima. Additionally, he has access to all of his Brave/HP attacks from Dissidia, though the actual Brave/HP mechanics do not apply.
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Shine on, you crazy diamond.
Topic~CHESS!~ Grigori Jaesa Flynn Haseo vs. Raiden Turok Armstrong Ellie
KanzarisKelshen
07/15/17 8:34:52 PM
#6
Why does that say chess dammit

/facepalm

This should say 'fight'. And yes, fixing that now.

EDIT: Fix'd.
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