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Topicokcupid/Tinder/online dating /regular dating general topic IX
Evolician
09/15/17 6:14:44 PM
#376
TopicYou think Anti-theism is on the rise?
Evolician
09/15/17 9:19:22 AM
#7
Remember, anyone who doesn't favor religion for any reason is an edgy teenager.
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Topicokcupid/Tinder/online dating /regular dating general topic IX
Evolician
09/14/17 12:51:06 PM
#356
I also found true love on OKC. We first met up about three months ago. It's unbelievable how much stuff we have in common. This relationship has now gone on longer than my previous one, but unlike that one, this one is showing no signs of slowing down. We're always talking about our future together and stuff.

I finally have the gamer girlfriend of my dreams. Its so fun having someone who cares about all the same dumb manchild shit that I do. Someone who gets excited for games coming in the future. I've never had someone who I could just really be myself around. Never felt so loved. C:

It ain't all perfect tho. I made a topic like two weeks ago about how we don't get a lot of opportunities to have sex because we're both community college students who still live with parents. It's like a thirty minute drive between our houses too, so we only hang out like twice a week at most. We're both horny virgins so it kinda sucks having to wait so much.

Anyway, we finally had the house to ourselves one day, but I wasn't able to get hard. I guess I was just real nervous. <__< We tried again like a two weeks later. I was able to get hard that time, but I basically nutted in seconds. I also hurt her from going too deep too quickly. >__>

She's really cool about all of it though. I'm super lucky. I make sure to make her feel good using other ways. But man it all still feels pretty bad and embarrassing sometimes. I never thought this would be a problem. I know, I just gotta relax and stop thinking so much and let go of muh dumb insecurities.

Sigh... How many times until boi becomes gud at secks? x_x
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Topicokcupid/Tinder/online dating /regular dating general topic IX
Evolician
09/13/17 1:01:29 PM
#337
TopicShould I get Nier Atomato on PS4 even if I have a capable PC?
Evolician
09/10/17 10:58:55 PM
#5
I heard about that buuuuut that sounds like work. Plus I heard it hasn't worked for everyone.
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TopicHairless cats: Yay or Nay?
Evolician
09/10/17 10:48:45 PM
#15
CarlGrimes posted...

I would name him Beerus and he would be my cute little destroyer. :3
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TopicShould I get Nier Atomato on PS4 even if I have a capable PC?
Evolician
09/10/17 10:42:01 PM
#1
I hear the PC version is borked and they're just never gonna patch it.

I don't mind getting a game on console if its 60 fps. Is it? >_>
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TopicHairless cats: Yay or Nay?
Evolician
09/10/17 7:40:54 PM
#13
You get to have a kitty without having to vacuum all the time. Sounds not so bad.
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TopicTo those who have given up soda... what do you drink during dinner?
Evolician
09/10/17 6:46:35 PM
#8
Outer_space posted...
TheDarkCircle posted...
water

This. It ain't a big deal. Just get used to it.
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TopicWhat CEmen are considered the "Nice Guys" here?
Evolician
09/10/17 1:19:41 PM
#37
You can get a very good idea of what we're talking about by looking at the top posts in r/niceguys.
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TopicSonic fans are at it again... they've given Dr. Eggman an adorable niece.
Evolician
09/09/17 10:25:25 PM
#14
I'm completely okay with this tbqh

Really reminds me of Peacock from Skull Girls and I'm imagining this girl with the same voice.
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TopicShould Adult Swim turn into a separate 24 hour channel?
Evolician
09/09/17 7:53:01 PM
#6
They should.

Anime stuff should have it's own channel too
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TopicMan it sure would be cool if Breath of the Wild was on PC and had mods >_>
Evolician
09/09/17 6:59:06 PM
#9
It's sure be cool being able to play the game but not at 25fps
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TopicBoogie2988
Evolician
09/08/17 1:05:28 PM
#30
TopicJesus was a real person, but did he really do those supernaturals feats?
Evolician
09/08/17 10:59:09 AM
#2
Did he really walk on water using his supernatural feets? LOL
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TopicBoogie2988
Evolician
09/07/17 9:59:48 PM
#9
TopicI failed to lose my v-card today. :(
Evolician
09/06/17 3:34:53 PM
#40
i should just never deed or watch porn ever again rite
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TopicI like how apparently Knuckles is powerful enough to beat Super Sonic but can't
Evolician
09/06/17 9:08:00 AM
#12
I'll bet Sega's explanation for that scene was that Sonic just happened to run out of rings at the exact moment that Knuckles popped out of the ground and hit him.
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TopicI failed to lose my v-card today. :(
Evolician
09/06/17 12:59:07 AM
#26
OEIO999 posted...
If you don't step up your game, it won't be for long. And it won't be you who does the deed.

oh okay how do i fix dis
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TopicI failed to lose my v-card today. :(
Evolician
09/06/17 12:21:31 AM
#21
creativeme posted...
guessing the chick new it was your first time?

yeh its her first too.

leebul posted...
Forget the condom next time bro and just go ham on her.

No.
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TopicI failed to lose my v-card today. :(
Evolician
09/05/17 11:53:25 PM
#11
I did get hard after a bit but I lost it when we paused to open a condom and put it on. <_<
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TopicHave you watched Jojo's Bizarre Adventure?
Evolician
09/04/17 4:28:57 PM
#12
Any other animu recommendations? I just got all caught up on My Hero Academia and it was a lotta fun.
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TopicHave you watched Jojo's Bizarre Adventure?
Evolician
09/04/17 1:06:10 PM
#1
Is it worth watching? I've watched the first three episodes and the entire time I'm like wtf is goin on

this shit is weird
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TopicI failed to lose my v-card today. :(
Evolician
09/04/17 2:36:08 AM
#1
TL;DR - I've been dating this girl for almost two months, but we haven't had sex because we're both community college students who still live at home, and we never have the house to ourselves. But today her folks were out of town so we were gonna do it.

but I just couldn't get hard. :( I don't know if it was nervousness or whatever. I never have the problem when we're just making out and stuff. Feels really bad man. ;_;

hold me CE

:c
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TopicDenise Milani is soooo fucking hot
Evolician
09/03/17 12:44:31 PM
#59
MI4 REAL posted...
Her main site requires a membership :/

Paying for porn is dumb enough, why would someone pay for images of a non-nude woman??
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TopicIs Texas a trash state in your opinion?
Evolician
08/29/17 6:25:57 PM
#9
Anyone who thinks so has never been to Texas.
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TopicDenise Milani is soooo fucking hot
Evolician
08/29/17 6:22:51 PM
#34
I don't believe her boobs are real tbh

I need some proof.
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TopicWhen does Hyper Light Drifter get good
Evolician
08/28/17 4:59:01 PM
#3
HorrorJudasGoat posted...
When you refund it.

Its too late I bought it a while ago. :|
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TopicWhen does Hyper Light Drifter get good
Evolician
08/28/17 4:43:06 PM
#1
I just started it. I really like the graphics and overall look of the game but so far its kinda boring and there's no music.
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TopicDamn it fuck USPS.
Evolician
08/28/17 4:41:58 PM
#10
Shipping anything to Texas right now is just a bad idea.
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TopicAny one else feel fuckin awkward checking out in a grocery store?
Evolician
08/27/17 9:14:20 PM
#15
As a cashier / bagger, please don't help. It's our job. We have a system and "help" just slows us down. o;
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TopicMan dressed up as Halloween Witch Mercy (Overwatch)
Evolician
08/27/17 1:59:41 PM
#373
this is such an old topic

why is it still here
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TopicMan Playstation Vue is pretty awesome
Evolician
08/27/17 12:41:34 PM
#5
TopicWhen they invented women, why did they make the butt so attractive?
Evolician
08/27/17 12:11:17 PM
#6
gafemaqs posted...
SquantoZ posted...
Who invented women? Albert Einstein?

Um Galileo, I think? I heard he was way into celestial bodies.

10/10
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TopicMaster Roshi has got to be around CPT Ginyu level at this point
Evolician
08/27/17 11:07:32 AM
#10
People just said Krillin was the strongest human because the destructo disk could be used to kill enemies that are muuuccch stronger than him.
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TopicHave you guys tried to play Sonic 4 after playing Sonic Mania? <__<
Evolician
08/24/17 1:26:34 PM
#1
Dear fucking lord Sonic 4 is atrocious.

I remember kinda liking the game when it came out. Thought it was good enough. Played it all the way through.

But Jesus Christ, after playing the perfection that is Mania... I just can't. Sonic 4 was a mistake. >_>

Holy shit it just plays so bad. There's literally zero momentum. Sonic just stops all movement if you stop holding right. Even if you're moving fast in the air! He just stops!!

And the graphics are fucking HIDEOUS. Makes me wanna puke just looking at it. Music ain't anything good either. Its just ironic how Sonic 4 looks like a bad fan-made game.

Basically Mania is the true Sonic 4.
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TopicDragonball fighters promises more female characters. Who do you expect?
Evolician
08/24/17 9:45:26 AM
#7
tremain07 posted...
Neither did 16 and he's in.

Excuse me? Fucking ROCKET PUNCH SON.
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TopicYou going to see Black Panther on opening night/weekend?
Evolician
08/22/17 10:25:30 PM
#9
DezCaughtIt posted...
Yeah. It'll probably be our Valentine's Day flick

Valentine's?? I thought that movie was coming soon! ):<
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Topic8 months since last Jontron
Evolician
08/22/17 9:27:16 PM
#68
I don't understand why some people are talking like JonTron has lost so much ever since the Destiny debate. He still has his millions of subscribers. He really didn't lose anything. He's still active on Twitter so he hasn't gone into hiding.

He just hasn't been making videos because he's lazy.
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TopicI asked a girl I've been talking to for a long time if she wanted a relationship
Evolician
08/21/17 12:07:21 PM
#308
I really hope you didn't stop messaging her TC

Clearly she was about to offer you sex. She just needed some time to think. She needs to know that you really care about her.
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Topic8 months since last Jontron
Evolician
08/21/17 8:15:34 AM
#31
I miss the old JonTron.

The Starfox Adventures JonTron.
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TopicDragon Ball Super needs a human threat.
Evolician
08/19/17 4:38:01 PM
#19
CapnMuffin posted...
gamer167 posted...
Humans weren't even a threat in Dragon Ball after the Red Ribbon Saga

Technically all of Cell Saga was due to a human.

Also it was a human that tipped Fat Buu over the edge.

And it was the greatest human if all that saved the universe from kid buu.
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TopicJohn Goodman
Evolician
08/19/17 1:49:20 PM
#14
TopicWhy aren't movies filmed at 60 FPS?
Evolician
08/18/17 10:40:15 AM
#10
That would make file sizes twice as big and then they won't fit on Blu-rays anymore!

Also smoother frame rates would make all the bad CGI look even worse.
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TopicIs fat shaming a big problem in America?
Evolician
08/18/17 9:08:28 AM
#26
Drpooplol posted...
If I'm being fully honest, ever since I've lost weight I have zero patience for fat people. I wasn't even that big, but after losing the weight I just have no time for that shit.

This.

Ex-fat people make the best fat shamers because they've been there and they know there's no excuse.
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TopicIs fat shaming a big problem in America?
Evolician
08/18/17 12:06:59 AM
#12
America could use a lot more fat shaming tbh
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TopicCar plows into pizzeria in France
Evolician
08/14/17 6:53:46 PM
#24
TopicWhat's the furthest you've gone with a girl?
Evolician
08/14/17 6:18:37 PM
#33
TopicDating sites are only for getting friends lol
Evolician
08/14/17 11:57:07 AM
#9
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