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TopicCan't believe no topic about the little kid that smacked Alexa Bliss' ass
pkmnlord
09/14/17 6:59:11 PM
#79
Huh, that's surprising. Must've not mattered all that much to her.

I'm just thankful it hasn't caused someone to try and smear the kid on Twitter/Tumblr and make him out to be a future sexual predator or something.
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TopicCan't believe no topic about the little kid that smacked Alexa Bliss' ass
pkmnlord
09/14/17 1:07:04 PM
#76
Someone answer whether or not Alexa Bliss said anything about this before TC closes topic.
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TopicWhy is it surprising that it's hard to get a Tinder match if you're not attracti
pkmnlord
09/13/17 4:22:07 PM
#2
It's because Tinder was supposed to be an app more for hooking up than dating, but of course people had to ruin that too because now half the time you see "NO HOOKUPS/NOT HERE FOR HOOKUPS SO SWIPE LEFT" on all these bitches' profiles.

Like go to match.com if you want something serious, we out here trying to get what we can and still have fun with it.
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TopicSo.... Samsung and Apple have crossed the $1k phone threshold
pkmnlord
09/13/17 4:07:49 PM
#16
It sucks, you'd think considering how many people there are on this earth, there'd be a threateningly large amount of people somewhere who are pissed enough about how phones and the people who make/distribute them work that they'd all just use brute force and cause an uproar at the HQs of those places, maybe rough up the CEOs a bit and strong arm them (inb4whatstrongarms) into kneeling to US instead of the other way around.

But no that's illegal and you'll just get arrested or shot by some cop.
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TopicIs Medal of Honor dead?
pkmnlord
09/13/17 3:56:04 PM
#4
Nobody cares about getting medals of honor because the call of duty is ever present.
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TopicDo girls like baby faced guys?
pkmnlord
09/12/17 12:00:01 PM
#4
Only weeaboo chicks do, from what I've noticed.

Or basically, a legbeard.
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Topicidk why Olive Garden gets shit on so much
pkmnlord
09/11/17 10:50:42 PM
#10
Can't really say I've ever had a bad Olive Garden experience, but it's not like I go there very often at all.

Think the last time I went to Olive Garden was about 2 years ago.
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TopicDresses so tight youll lose circulation
pkmnlord
09/11/17 12:19:40 PM
#377
My extreme desire to bang all these girls is so high it's actually kinda pissing me off. I wanna find these bitches.
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TopicHow hard do you think this guy fucked this girl?
pkmnlord
09/11/17 11:26:15 AM
#24
How hard do you think this guy fucked this girl?

Split her in half, no doubt.
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TopicYour favorite version of Ninja Turtles.
pkmnlord
09/11/17 4:49:58 AM
#9
Never really watched the 2003 series much, nor even the original cartoon. I probably would've liked the original if I ever watched it (honestly can't recall ever seeing it on TV even though I was born in 92), but the 2003 version is what I remember seeing on TV, I just never really watched it unless I was bored with nothing else to do because the only show I really cared about was Pokemon lol.
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TopicYour favorite version of Ninja Turtles.
pkmnlord
09/11/17 4:42:19 AM
#6
I used to watch the first two movies pretty often when I was younger (the third one not as much).

I'd still be down today if someone wanted to watch them.
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TopicJennifer Lawrence was almost Bella
pkmnlord
09/11/17 4:40:14 AM
#2
I might've actually watched a Twilight movie or two if J-Law was Bella instead of that emotionless plank chest that ended up playing her.




...Nah I wouldn't.
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TopicCan't believe no topic about the little kid that smacked Alexa Bliss' ass
pkmnlord
09/11/17 12:25:56 AM
#68
Has Alexa or the one carrying her said anything about this like on social media yet?
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TopicOlivia Munn has butchered her face
pkmnlord
09/10/17 11:15:35 AM
#55
It looks like she got a slight neck extension lol

But yeah I can see the jawline difference too.
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TopicDo you think this homeless chick from my city is hot?
pkmnlord
09/10/17 12:38:15 AM
#27
I was gonna say the one on the right looks like they're cosplaying the one on the left.

But saying it's her dad is much funnier.
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TopicDo you personally find it hard not to think about "the end?"
pkmnlord
09/10/17 12:33:15 AM
#11
On occasion, yeah. Once you have your first existential crisis, it's hard to not think about that sort of shit again from time to time unless you've managed to find something else to preoccupy yourself so you don't think about that stuff as much, if not ever again.
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TopicThis 22 y/o FEMINIST was told to wear a BRA at work!! Is She Hot??
pkmnlord
09/09/17 11:32:18 PM
#5
"I am turning to social media for support"

Stopped reading there. The minute you feel so entitled to rant on Facebook where you know damn well you're gonna get support no matter what you do unless you're actually Satan, then you deserve nothing. That's just cheating.
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TopicJennette McCurdy
pkmnlord
09/09/17 12:04:45 AM
#40
DreadedWave posted...
That's got to be awkward.

Well it's not like he's got a fully masted boner standing at attention while he's doing that.
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TopicFormer Clinton surrogate: 'I wish she'd just shut the f*** up and go away'
pkmnlord
09/08/17 10:14:45 AM
#29
Doom_Art posted...
Why is the right so obsessed with "Clinton 2020"

like they realize they care more about her than actual liberals/lefties do, right

Or better yet, they do realize there's more women out there who could possibly be better candidates than fucking Clinton, right? Like, Clinton ain't the only woman who might want to run (and I'm not just talking about any women currently in politics, for all I know the woman who'll finally become president one day and hopefully do it better than Hillary could ever dream isn't even old enough yet to run).
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TopicHurricane Irma Devastated Richard Branson's Private Island, But He's Safe
pkmnlord
09/07/17 7:33:38 PM
#2
He can probably afford to replace everything, but damn that's gotta be awkward owning an island and having your shit get wrecked because it's just you and whoever else is there with you.
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Topic"These Heaux" is so bad I absolutely love it.
pkmnlord
09/06/17 3:13:51 PM
#6
I can just imagine all those stuffy hoes in the audience from the Dr. Phil episode she appeared in watching this and being totally BTFO.
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TopicRemember when text size in video games was huge? And you know, actually readable
pkmnlord
09/04/17 11:16:18 AM
#16
Only two games I remember people really going apeshit over the small text were Dead Rising 1 and Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts.

And IIRC both games eventually got patches that made the text a bit bigger.
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TopicI was at IHOP earlier and a hot Hispanic petit chick was breast feeding her baby
pkmnlord
09/03/17 10:37:07 PM
#12
gunplagirl posted...
It's not sexual at all unless you're suggesting infants are capable of being sexualized.

Or if you're imagining yourself in the baby's place.
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TopicWent on my first Tinder date where I'm not positive I'm attracted to the girl
pkmnlord
09/03/17 1:09:24 PM
#30
Ehh, yeah the first pic was definitely better but personally I don't think she looks that much worse in the second pic either. If I were in your shoes I'd try to keep things going for a while longer.

But, you do you.
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Topicis dis how nice guys think sex works?
pkmnlord
09/03/17 1:06:31 PM
#61
Millennials posted...
To say she would "never go for a guy like me" is a very open-ended testament to what she thought of me not just as a potential lover but as a person in general. "A guy like me" could've meant a lot of different things and tbh I didn't expect them to be as nonsensical as they were.

Yeah, it even works in reverse, it's like when bitches say they want to find a guy like you but you're a guy like you.
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TopicI was at IHOP earlier and a hot Hispanic petit chick was breast feeding her baby
pkmnlord
09/03/17 1:04:42 PM
#3
Did you sneak a peek?
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TopicIf Library of Alexandria wasn't destroyed, how much more might we have advanced?
pkmnlord
09/03/17 2:01:21 AM
#5
We probably would've advanced like, two years.
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TopicPimp C's wife says all archives of UGK lost in Hurricane Harvey....
pkmnlord
09/02/17 1:14:09 AM
#28
Oh, okay. Well that's good then I guess. Yeah when I saw the original IG post, I was confused because it was a picture of a text or notepad message mentioning Pimp C's son being trapped with his grandma and needing help, but then the UGK archive news was just in the description.
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Topicis dis how nice guys think sex works?
pkmnlord
09/02/17 1:09:16 AM
#35
cjsdowg posted...
ArchiePeck posted...

Because there's a horrible disingenuous entitlement issue to the majority of people that label themselves as "nice guys". They bitterly resent women for not having sex with them and label them "sluts" for having normal sex lives that just happen to involve people that aren't them.

When did this become what people think nice people are ?

The whole nice guy vs. "nice guy" debacle has been a thing for way longer than it ever should be, I'm talking like the past 7 years, maybe 8. People keep asking the same question "why don't girls like me I'm a nice guy" and the answer is usually given, which is simple "if you're only being nice in order to goad the girl into having sex with you, then you're being dishonest on top of the fact that no matter how nice you are to someone, at no point are they obligated to give you sex for any reason whatsoever, no matter how long you've been consistently there for them or whatever you feel your accomplishments are".

But yet people keep asking why it's a thing. Like, it's nowhere near as deep as you think, it's pretty set in stone.
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TopicPimp C's wife says all archives of UGK lost in Hurricane Harvey....
pkmnlord
08/31/17 11:15:59 PM
#17
Fuck, that's awful. I recently got Too Hard to Swallow, Ridin' Dirty, and the self-titled this past year and goddamn they are solid as a motherfucker. Even the self-titled which is a double CD, the whole thing's pretty consistent and tasteful southern rap/hip-hop. There's even a track on the album called "Quit Hatin' the South" lmao, and it's smooth as hell.
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TopicFirst episode of the new Life is Strange game is out today
pkmnlord
08/31/17 9:35:52 PM
#46
Irony posted...
I didn't really like the first one and it really didn't need a sequel.

It's a prequel, not a sequel.
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TopicFirst episode of the new Life is Strange game is out today
pkmnlord
08/31/17 9:30:05 PM
#42
I wasn't sure what I thought of Chloe's new voice, but I've watched about an hour of footage from one of the many, MANY vids on Youtube already uploaded of the whole thing and I think I'm used to it now.

Really got tired of Ashley Burch's easily recognizable yet painfully generic voice.

But yeah, it seems like this game's not going to win anyone over who didn't like Chloe (or even just her attitude) to begin with. In fact, one of her special gimmicks for this game is a "backtalk" challenge, where you basically just talk shit to someone in order to strong arm/embarrass/harass them enough in order to get Chloe's way, but don't worry this doesn't occur for every conversation she has.
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Topicis dis how nice guys think sex works?
pkmnlord
08/31/17 9:17:37 PM
#6
It'd be pretty cool if sex worked like that tbh.
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TopicThis woman's requirements in a mate...
pkmnlord
08/31/17 6:47:26 PM
#27
1337toothbrush posted...
because two fat people would make it impossible

If only that were actually true.
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TopicWho is you favorite Kardashian - Jenner
pkmnlord
08/31/17 6:44:38 PM
#19
As far as the women are concerned: Kim and Kylie, but that's hardly a bold statement to make considering they're practically manufactured to look hot.

As for the men, obviously Kanye.
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TopicJeez what did they do to YouTube this time
pkmnlord
08/30/17 3:47:57 PM
#39
I'm kinda already used to the new look, but I use a Firefox add-on to give my Youtube a black skin as opposed to the bright and shiny white they're used to, and I thought this update fucked up my add-on (well, it DID but thankfully they implemented a dark skin of their own that pretty much makes it look the same).

So, crisis averted.
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TopicI hit the censored part of South Park: The Stick of Truth
pkmnlord
08/29/17 12:00:51 PM
#9
kingdrake2 posted...
Australia trying to protect people's minds :(

Y'all should be trying to protect yourselves in general considering how many sketchy freakbeasts and giant insects out of your worst nightmares live there as well. I'm surprised you're not all natural Steve Irwins by the time you're 18.
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TopicWhy were Nickelback made fun of but not the Red Hot Chili Peppers
pkmnlord
08/29/17 1:48:33 AM
#9
I'll never understand the internet's hate for RHCP. Like what did they ever do to anyone? Seems like the most harm they've ever inflicted upon anyone was themselves (or at least Anthony or Slovak in particular).
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TopicHow did Microsoft get away with the auto-upgrade Windows 10 BS?
pkmnlord
08/28/17 7:35:03 PM
#5
Yeah that's what I was thinking of, but yet I did exactly that and nothing ever happened. I think I eventually just hid the icon from my notifications and now it's no longer there so...yeah. Hm.
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TopicIf I wear a pink shirt tomorrow will my students think I'm gay?
pkmnlord
08/28/17 7:17:41 PM
#28
Yes but only for tomorrow. After that you should be good to wear pink as you please.
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TopicHow did Microsoft get away with the auto-upgrade Windows 10 BS?
pkmnlord
08/28/17 6:31:47 PM
#3
I dunno but it never happened to me even though I got the little icon that let you download it for free and even clicked on it before deciding not to (which wasn't that all it took for it to auto-update after a certain amount of time?).
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TopicAnyone else looking forward to Life is Strange in a few days?
pkmnlord
08/28/17 3:08:23 AM
#7
I'll admit I'm very interested in it, I don't really care either or about Chloe so I'm not as turned off about that as I'm sure a majority of this game's detractors are.

I'm more curious about anything related to Rachel.
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TopicCan someone explain this Playerunknown Battleground game?
pkmnlord
08/27/17 4:07:24 PM
#6
It's basically H1Z1's King of the Hill mode but improves everywhere where H1Z1 took horrendously long to improve in their own game. And it's blown the fuck up in popularity. When I first learned of it watching JaboodyDubs on Twitch some months ago, it seemed like it wasn't as so huge as it is now.

I personally don't give very much of a crap about it, but it seems like H1Z1 just so happened to get around to doing what Battlegrounds already did/does infinitely better at the simultaneously same exact and worst possible time.
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TopicWhy do we even name Hurricanes?
pkmnlord
08/27/17 3:55:54 PM
#5
Likely to make it sound ever so slightly less menacing and scary than assigning some numbers to it or whatever else you could think of.

Also clearly to demonize any poor individual who just so happens to share the name of whatever hurricane's clearly going on within that person's community. Clearly.
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TopicI'm Rick Harrison and THIS is my pawn shop.
pkmnlord
08/27/17 12:45:19 AM
#7
You never know WAHT is gonna come through that door
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TopicJontron is back
pkmnlord
08/26/17 5:12:56 PM
#40
I don't get how people can dislike Danny. If you simply prefer Jon to him that's one thing, but to actually NOT like him as a part of Game Grumps? Like come on. I always see people complain that he's just some hippy Jewish but like come on.

I mean if you don't like Ninja Sex Party and you know him previously from that then I suppose I could see that but how many people does that apply to?
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TopicMetalSucks is trying to create a Nazi witch hunt about underground metal again
pkmnlord
08/26/17 4:34:02 PM
#12
Kaname_Madoka posted...
why am i edgy?

Because you thought you were being clever by agreeing with a site called MetalSucks (ever heard of sarcasm/self-deprecation much?).

But in reality you were just being fucking stupid.
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