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TopicBaby due next month, spent ~$4,400 already, excluding medical bills. Holy crap.
IdiotMachine
05/01/22 6:35:00 PM
#5
TheGoldenEel posted...
Babies are expensive af for sure, but a lot of this is unnecessary and you could definitely save a ton getting used or even free from Facebook or whatever

like I dont think weve bought any clothes for our son between baby shower gifts and clothing trains from our local facebook buy nothing group
I did. Most of the baby brezza stuff and clothes are from Facebook, which is why they're so cheap.

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TopicBaby due next month, spent ~$4,400 already, excluding medical bills. Holy crap.
IdiotMachine
05/01/22 6:23:34 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/7/AAdbDbAADMFN.jpg

$4,432.20 total on baby items. Out of pocket medical bills so far is about $1,635 on top of that.

Babies are expensive as fuck.

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TopicMid-century home for sale in Sarasota, FL
IdiotMachine
05/01/22 2:49:03 PM
#3
https://www.sarasotamagazine.com/home-and-real-estate/2021/03/home-tour-a-small-curvy-house-is-remodeled-with-midcentury-flair

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TopicStudent loan relief for low income earners only
IdiotMachine
04/30/22 6:01:10 PM
#22
Boo... My wife and I make under $250k, but our loans were privatized for better rates like 5 years ago. Oh well...

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TopicJC Penney offered to buy Kohl's for $8.6 billion.
IdiotMachine
04/30/22 4:20:45 PM
#1
https://nypost.com/2022/04/25/jcpenney-owners-offer-to-buy-archrival-kohls-for-8-6b/

I didn't even know JC Penney was still alive, let alone at a financial place to buy Kohl's (another place I didn't know was still alive) for freaking $8.6 billion.

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TopicWhy does it cost $30 to get a book of checks?
IdiotMachine
04/30/22 11:27:01 AM
#19
cuttin_in_farm posted...
TC, just get an online bank. Then your checks are free.
It's for my parents in law. They need a bank.

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TopicWhy does it cost $30 to get a book of checks?
IdiotMachine
04/29/22 10:17:11 PM
#14
Idk I'm getting a checkbook for my in-laws and the banker said it'll cost $30.

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TopicWhy does it cost $30 to get a book of checks?
IdiotMachine
04/29/22 1:50:57 PM
#1
Highway robbery that banks charge for this shit


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TopicWhat's your stock investment rate of return YTD?
IdiotMachine
04/26/22 10:16:36 PM
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Topic.



-10.4% YTD, +5.22% the past 1 year.

Not bad....? lol

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TopicWhat does median mean?
IdiotMachine
04/24/22 9:26:21 PM
#14
DuneMan posted...
Median is literally lining up all the numbers in a data set in order and picking the middle entry.

Mean, or average, is adding up all the numbers in the data set and dividing that sum by the number of entries.

In terms of practical differences, mean can be skewed by extreme outlier entries, either high or low. For example, if you took the annual incomes of 30 people but one of them was Jeff Bezos then the mean would be ridiculously high due to that one outlier. If you took the median though you'd look at entries 15 and 16 and split the difference. So Jeff Bezos being part of the set wouldn't skew the result, despite being a ridiculous outlier for annual income.

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Got it. I think those three examples help. Thank you!

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TopicWhat does median mean?
IdiotMachine
04/24/22 9:25:50 PM
#13
TheGoldenEel posted...
A median can be a more accurate representation of a group

say you have ten people, nine of them make $30,000 per year and one of them makes $5,000,000, the average salary of those ten people is $527,000; the median is $30,000


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TopicWhat does median mean?
IdiotMachine
04/24/22 9:17:01 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Harpie posted...
The mean is just the middle of the data set. Say that you polled users here on their age and the average age was idk 30 years old. The median is just the middle of the set of numbers. So if the youngest poller was 20 and the oldest was 100, the median would be 60. 60 is the exact middle of those two numbers.

Make sense?
I understand the definition, I just don't know how to interpret it.

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TopicWhat does median mean?
IdiotMachine
04/24/22 9:12:48 PM
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If someone says if the average cost of a service is $500, but the median is $200, does that mean there's a lot of high quotes out there?

I'm not sure how to interpret median relative to the average/mean.

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TopicIs 9am on a sunny Sunday too early to cut grass?
IdiotMachine
04/24/22 11:50:01 AM
#22
MisterPengy posted...
Also people are far too obsessed with lawns. If it's hot out I just don't mow it.
If you don't mow, grass gets too long. It's not good to have long grass for numerous reasons.

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TopicIs 9am on a sunny Sunday too early to cut grass?
IdiotMachine
04/24/22 11:16:24 AM
#17
gamestunner posted...
Do it monday mornings.

Love seeing the angry faces as people go to work :-)

Yall want your dogs barking all through the night, this is my serenity.
I'm employed and leave for work at 6am brah.

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TopicIs 9am on a sunny Sunday too early to cut grass?
IdiotMachine
04/24/22 10:57:30 AM
#13
I'm done. It is now 81F where I'm at. Hot as balls...

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TopicIs 9am on a sunny Sunday too early to cut grass?
IdiotMachine
04/24/22 10:20:08 AM
#11
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I'm halfway done, taking a break now.

Grass was not wet at all; sun is beating down on it.

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TopicIs 9am on a sunny Sunday too early to cut grass?
IdiotMachine
04/24/22 9:20:16 AM
#6
Okay the NOs have it. Going to go cut now.

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TopicIs 9am on a sunny Sunday too early to cut grass?
IdiotMachine
04/24/22 9:15:21 AM
#5
radical rhino posted...
Yes, the grass is too wet that early. If you use an electric mower itll run out of batteries halfway through.
Nah I have a John Deere tractor.

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TopicIs 9am on a sunny Sunday too early to cut grass?
IdiotMachine
04/24/22 9:08:52 AM
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Topic.


It'll get to 84F today and I want to cut grass now while it's still only <70F.

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TopicDo restaurants that have cloth tabletops and cloth napkins have a washing machin
IdiotMachine
04/21/22 9:36:44 PM
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Like a washing machine and a dryer? Or do they just outsource this?

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TopicThis is why you don't buy 18 year-old kids powerful cars.
IdiotMachine
04/20/22 8:50:57 PM
#11
I'm actually pretty impressed that the BMW M5 protected the driver against a freakin' Nissan SUV. You would have imagined that the M5 driver died and not the SUV driver/occupants.

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TopicTennessee has now effectively made being homeless a felony
IdiotMachine
04/19/22 8:41:33 PM
#4
DrizztLink posted...
And you get to be a felon now, so you can keep that status quo going for the rest of your life.
I mean if I become homeless, I'm staying homeless. You can't find a reasonable job being homeless in today's America.

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TopicTennessee has now effectively made being homeless a felony
IdiotMachine
04/19/22 8:38:05 PM
#2
Oh good. If I was homeless, I'd like to go to jail to get free shelter, food, and water.

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TopicHave you ever accidentally shit yourself?
IdiotMachine
04/19/22 8:37:05 PM
#20
CrimsonAngel posted...
Well I was in kindergarten at the time
Too late for me to edit the OP, but I meant this as an adult.

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TopicHave you ever accidentally shit yourself?
IdiotMachine
04/19/22 6:43:55 PM
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Topic.


When, where, and what happened?

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Topicwtf is going on in Sweden?
IdiotMachine
04/18/22 5:26:30 PM
#167
https://v.redd.it/rzdlhmqjdbu81

There's a video of Swedish police shooting at the protestors. Wow.

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Topicwtf is going on in Sweden?
IdiotMachine
04/17/22 11:08:16 PM
#99
ComfortablySad posted...
I'm out. enjoy you dead board.
Oh shit, he really closed his account.

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Topicwtf is going on in Sweden?
IdiotMachine
04/17/22 7:33:52 PM
#1
Did I get this right:
A dutch politician, in support of a swedish politician, threatened to burn the Quran, and now the Muslim population in Sweden is rioting and burning cars?

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TopicSome Amish assholes blocked a road.
IdiotMachine
04/17/22 7:18:16 PM
#2
Well don't live in PA then.

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TopicWife: Why is the garbage can filled with tissues?
IdiotMachine
04/16/22 9:33:45 PM
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ChocoboMogALT posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/2/8/AARno5AADJDo.jpg


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TopicWife: Why is the garbage can filled with tissues?
IdiotMachine
04/16/22 9:26:31 PM
#11
haloiscoolisbak posted...
How could she not possibly figure it out
I'm sure she knows and is playing coy / waiting for me to admit it...

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TopicWife: Why is the garbage can filled with tissues?
IdiotMachine
04/16/22 9:17:10 PM
#8
sauceje posted...
this relationship, real or not, sure is going well

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

What's wrong with self love...? I still do it almost every day.

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TopicWife: Why is the garbage can filled with tissues?
IdiotMachine
04/16/22 9:14:57 PM
#4
GawainNerevar posted...
Weird way to announce to the board that you aren't getting any

(not that this is a real story)
She's preggo and doesn't want to do it more than twice a week now. I need moar.

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TopicWife: Why is the garbage can filled with tissues?
IdiotMachine
04/16/22 9:13:03 PM
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I then started flushing it down instead. And now, a few months later, she needs to replace the tissue boxes more frequently than what she expected based on usage ascertained from the garbage can:
"I swear the tissues used to last longer, what's going on?"

What do I say...

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TopicFinal Fantasy 7 Remake PC any good now?
IdiotMachine
04/14/22 12:24:09 PM
#1
Or is it still just as buggy?

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TopicWife is 20 weeks pregnant. Baby was just diagnosed with HLHS
IdiotMachine
04/13/22 7:03:20 PM
#28
Ar0ge posted...
standard 20 week anatomy scan.

It's not really something they can see in the ultra sounds until around 16 weeks. But most places do the anatomy scan around 20 weeks.
Got it. Thank you for the info.

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TopicBrooklyn mass shooting is causing people to quit the NYC transit system for good
IdiotMachine
04/13/22 6:50:57 PM
#56
Democrat cities.

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TopicIs the 3060 still worth it for $400 in 2021?
IdiotMachine
04/13/22 6:45:13 PM
#26
https://www.newegg.com/evga-geforce-rtx-3060-12g-p5-3657-kr/p/N82E16814487539?sdtid=15727453&Item=N82E16814487539

D'oh. Same price as what I paid (w/ shipping).

At least I got the prestigious HP version instead of this shitty EVGA version. is what I wish I can say, but EVGA > HP lol

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TopicITT: Describe the Biden Administration in one word.
IdiotMachine
04/13/22 6:26:50 PM
#51
Geez... seems like everyone's either neutral or negative.

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TopicITT: Describe the Biden Administration in one word.
IdiotMachine
04/13/22 4:16:00 PM
#1
Go!

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TopicWife is 20 weeks pregnant. Baby was just diagnosed with HLHS
IdiotMachine
04/13/22 3:34:36 PM
#25
Sorry to hear that... As someone with a pregnant wife right now, how was this diagnosed?

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TopicHome owners. What are things you wish you new before became home owner.
IdiotMachine
04/12/22 5:15:31 PM
#27
BlazinBlue88 posted...
I just said to look into it. Depending on the age of your house/stuff in it, it might be worth it. Our entire HVAC system is 17 years old and I'm just waiting for it to completely shit the bed. If it does, my warranty company will replace it with something of similar power. That'll be $10k I won't have to pay. I compare the cost vs the savings every year to decide whether to renew the plan. Nearly three years in and I'm still saving more money with the plan vs without. There's been plenty of things I fixed on my own without calling them cause it was cheaper than the copay. There is no deductible on my plan. Just the annual fee for the plan and the $80 copay.
They don't replace it for free, you know that, right? I've had a warranty plan on my first ever house I bought and the AC died. They replaced the inner and outside unit, and I had to pay a copay of $2000ish. Still cheaper than $3000ish I would have had to pay, but equal to what it would have cost if I paid for the warranty and not the seller.

Plus what they replace it with is the cheapest piece of shit Goodman unit, and not some nice Lennox or Trane.

I didn't give a shit since I was planning on selling the house after a few years (which is what I ended up doing).

Warranty companies do the bare minimum to repair with a replacement being the last option. And if they replace, they add a bunch of fees that you don't know about (until it happens) and force you with the cheapest POS.

Last thing to note: home warranty company will require from you paperwork that you maintained the unit properly in order to pay out anything. This means yearly inspections from HVAC companies (that cost $100 a pop), and proof that you replaced the filters.

If the OP decides to buy a home warranty or extends the one that came with the house, read through the contract with a fine comb to find out exactly what they do or do not cover. Things commonly not covered and thus will charge you $1000s when it comes to replacing HVAC is duct work, refrigerant capture, removal/disposal fees; of course look out for maximum coverage as well.

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TopicHome owners. What are things you wish you new before became home owner.
IdiotMachine
04/12/22 5:10:02 PM
#25
Suolevram posted...
Look at it this way: not everyone has the time or knowledge to do home repairs. It is a great deal for that type of person. Being as I don't know what TC is capable of, it isn't a bad suggestion. If they are good with their hands perhaps it isn't the best suggestion. Not everyone has the mental capacity to get multiple bids for a project or actually source the costs and do it themselves.
The less than $1000 is with a pro... DIY will cost less than $500 for the unit.

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TopicHome owners. What are things you wish you new before became home owner.
IdiotMachine
04/12/22 5:09:24 PM
#24
CableZL posted...
How to do lawn care.
This is the first time I've ever had a front and back yard that I've needed to take care of myself.
I let my back yard get overrun with weeds, and I've recently been spending a bunch of time pulling up weeds. I've pulled up the vast majority of them, but I've still got a lot to go.
I wish I knew not to cut my grass too short. I've been cutting it down to 1 inch over and over, but I think that has been helping weeds grow. I'm apparently not supposed to cut my grass lower than 3 inches.
Yea lawn care is one you need to actually do or hire someone to do, or it'll be extremely expensive and time consuming to recover.

Basically:
  • Cut your grass when it gets over 4 inches
  • Cut your grass down to 2.5-3 inches
  • Do weed and feed in the spring, summer, and fall (or hire someone to come apply it; you might be surprised to find out that the cost to hire someone may be very similar to the cost of DIY for this!)
  • Don't forget to edge your mulch beds with a string trimmer, or you'll need to edge it manually next year when that clean edge disappears from neglect
  • Don't forget to put down Preen prior to putting more mulch on top
  • Mulch needs to be fully removed every several years; you can't keep adding mulch on top of mulch.
  • Instead of mulch, replace everything with rocks and stones if you're okay with the look
  • You need to aerate your lawn every couple of years
  • You may need to dethatch your lawn, depending on how much thatch buildup you have. To prevent thatch buildup, minimize mulching your grass; bag it all.


I think that's it off the top of my head.

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TopicHome owners. What are things you wish you new before became home owner.
IdiotMachine
04/12/22 4:58:54 PM
#14
Suolevram posted...
I had similar situation as person you quoted. They replaced my outside AC unit for a mere 80 bucks. Would have cost me around 2500 if I did it myself/without home warranty. Hell, they even cover your appliances. It is not a bad idea. Not at all.
It costs less than $1000 to replace the outside condenser unit. You are overpaying via home warranty premiums plus copays plus deductibles vs if something were to happen.

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TopicHome owners. What are things you wish you new before became home owner.
IdiotMachine
04/12/22 4:53:30 PM
#12
BlazinBlue88 posted...
Look into a home warranty. Costs us ~$950 a year with a $80 charge each time we call them out but it's completely worth it. Our warranty covers all our appliances, HVAC, heating, electrical, and plumbing in the house. If something breaks, I'll do some quick research to determine how easy/cheap it would be for me to fix it. If it's less than the $80 charge, I take care of it and learn something in the process. Otherwise I call them out to fix it. Turn around time is generally ~2 days.

Last year we had a blower motor go out on the HVAC. Part would have cost $650 + installation if we didn't have the warranty. Instead we paid $80.
This is terrible advice. Unless it's free (like it came with the house), do not do home warranties.

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TopicMTA Conductor punched, slashed when she warns Man of smoking on NYC Train
IdiotMachine
04/12/22 10:19:19 AM
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What a garbage human being.

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TopicYou think more people touched a penis or a vagina?
IdiotMachine
04/12/22 10:18:13 AM
#11
Ar0ge posted...
Hasn't everyone technically touched a vagina while being born?
oh snap.

What about c-section babies?

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TopicYou think more people touched a penis or a vagina?
IdiotMachine
04/12/22 10:01:08 AM
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Smackems posted...
Are there more men or women? Cuz they have all, as in every single one capable of doing so, touched their junk
Yes that would even out. But what about touching other people's junks?

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