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| Topic | Favorite book of all time? |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/27/22 1:31:29 PM #23 | MabusIncarnate posted... They are a lost art. Long gone are the days of quality video game booklets, sadly. There were some real great ones, it was the first thing I did in the car when I got a new game, or rented one if it was in there.Yeah! That old present day's no match for The Enclosed Instruction Book! --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Favorite book of all time? |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/27/22 1:22:26 PM #15 | The Enclosed Instruction Book. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | tetra is zelda |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/26/22 10:29:03 PM #5 | spelled backwards --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | this on hard mode? |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/26/22 9:03:00 PM #4 | What're the controls? Do you hold something or tape a motion sensor to your face or what? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Rewatching Pokemon - Mewtwo Strikes Back... havent seen in 20 YEARS |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/26/22 8:18:28 PM #11 | PowerOats posted... Holy shit you werent joking lolI'm just happy I got the right movie. Pretty sure the Lugia movie was about a lot of swimming and islands too. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | What are some good games worth playing now? |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/26/22 8:01:25 PM #14 | I don't care if you don't do JRPGS, I will be a second vote for Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive Edition. It felt like Gael must have felt when he finally found the Dark Soul. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Rewatching Pokemon - Mewtwo Strikes Back... havent seen in 20 YEARS |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/26/22 8:00:40 PM #3 | Is that the one where Team Rocket dresses up as vikings and Ash confirms that Minnesota exists in Pokemon land? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | WWE fans are the biggest marks. |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/26/22 7:59:55 PM #2 | I bet being a smart fan and joylessly leering over at people being invested in wrestling is really really fun by contrast. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Acknowledge him. |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/26/22 7:57:13 PM #2 | I acknowledge you my tribal chief DA BIG DAWG ROMAN REIGNS BELIEVE THAT --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | What were the last few things you purchased to treat yourself? (no groceries) |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/26/22 7:55:26 PM #25 | Kajagogo posted... I bought a bunch of hats.need a dispenser here --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Porn allowed on tumblr again |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/26/22 7:37:58 PM #7 | Dark times are coming. As if things weren't bad enough already, Tumblr of all things may come back to life and wreak utter havoc. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | What were the last few things you purchased to treat yourself? (no groceries) |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/26/22 7:34:54 PM #10 | Nothing. I've gotten very used to pandemic life. Video games have become 99% shit and I can't shake the sense of disappointment when I cave and pay boredom to momentarily subside. It's gotten to a point where the potential shame makes it fairly easy to try not to buy things in excess. A month or two ago I discovered Guy Debord and am really enjoying having someone accomplished backing me up. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | My tier list for pokemon games |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/26/22 5:39:34 PM #16 | How'd FRLG do that well? Emerald and GSC I totally get but there was always something about FRLG that stopped me from really getting invested. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | What should I name this thing |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/26/22 5:34:04 PM #6 | HITLER caps --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | on a cold winter morning, I look out at the night, what do you think I saw CE? |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/26/22 5:27:47 PM #4 | We gotta TOAST BOWZAH I hope she made lotsa INSTRUCTIONS, on how to TOAST BOWZAH --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | hey kids, do we offically say dms on anything messages related now? |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/26/22 4:55:32 PM #2 | I assume people who call them that are bots or meme drones. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Man in Russia shoots officer drafting residents for war in Ukraine |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/26/22 4:49:03 PM #13 | There it is. Had a feeling this headline was coming up. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | I've never been happier with a car commercial. A girl said "poggers" |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/26/22 1:56:12 PM #20 | The casuals won over a decade ago. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | The Boys is such a garbage name for that show |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/26/22 1:49:49 PM #10 | American Males --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | What do you think of this silly concept in story. |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/25/22 8:45:48 PM #11 | Well then it depends what the wolf's personality is. I can't guess how she's supposed to react or how this is supposed to work without that. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | What do you think of this silly concept in story. |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/25/22 8:31:36 PM #3 | How does this constitute a joke? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Star Wars The Last Jedi is the movie that impacted our culture the hardest |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/25/22 8:26:59 PM #5 | Maybe he saw killing Luke as his ticket to infamy and haphazardly threw the rest together around it to cover his true intent. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | return of the vampire airline stewardess |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/25/22 8:13:44 PM #340 | They are. With hands you can look at you own and pretty easily rotate them. Drawing feet is soul destroying. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | It is becoming increasingly clear that I can no longer ignore choking on the she |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/25/22 5:19:33 PM #9 | Is this a trick where they make you look like a domestic abuser? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Putin Retreats To Secret Palace Due To Protests - The End Is Near |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/25/22 4:27:07 PM #12 | Do you think Putin's secret palace is an ultra hard final level or do you think it's one of those mostly empty walks to the final boss arena? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Why would anyone buy Nintendo or Playstation? |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/25/22 4:26:11 PM #7 | The_Office_pwnz posted... too bad they havent made a game since 2008It doesn't really matter at this point. Senses of humor and personalities have changed, most people on there draw their personalities and go-to jokes/quips from a smaller pool of popular internet things. They could make the best game in years and you'd be stuck playing it with glorified bots regardless. Also whatever that Xbone reveal was. I'm still keeping my distance after that. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Why would anyone buy Nintendo or Playstation? |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/25/22 4:07:03 PM #5 | Late 00s Xbox Live was fun as fuck honestly. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | do you like h-games ce |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/25/22 3:30:35 PM #12 | Tyranthraxus posted... Melty Blood got main stage at Evo 2022And the FGC's been set back by Covid and the previous organiser got run off by abuse accusations and Sony or Amazon or something bought it out and Esports continue to pollute it and SFV's on the way out and Mahvel's dead and GG's inexplicably become popular probably because of somethimg as shallow as sex appeal. Not dumping on your game, but main stage at EVO seems a lot more achievable than it used to be. I think UNIEL randomly made it a few years back. gunplagirl posted... The internet happened. Apparently she's super huge in Spanish speaking countries where she's affectionately referred to as La Creatura.Oh well that explains it. The KOF effect. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Street Fighter Official Birth Dates |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/25/22 3:05:42 PM #12 | How old is Akuma meant to be? He refers to Ryu as boy from time to time and Gouken, his brother is visibly pretty old. They could also Super Mario us and try to tell is Akuma is 25 though. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | do you like h-games ce |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/25/22 3:02:51 PM #6 | gunplagirl posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/0/5/AAc53qAADtmV.jpgWhy is this thing suddenly so popular. I thought Melty Blood was a nothing game, what happened? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | My 7 year old nephew made this cursed image of Mario |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/25/22 2:58:32 PM #3 | He looks like someone killed him and turned him into a throne decoration. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Hypothetical: You're trapped on a desert island with dozens of children |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/25/22 2:56:42 PM #8 | "We had a good conversation. You, you're the ringleader! *unintelligible* GET IN THE FRIDGE *unintelligible*" --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Ash vs Cynthia was *spoilers* |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/25/22 2:55:40 PM #11 | I never got the deal with Cynthia. I'm still disappointed that Cynthia and Rosalina get to be forced into everything and overhyped to hell, but Midna is left by the wayside for the most part. True form Midna is a much better design but they use it so sparingly. Or is it a blonde thing? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Did you play Asura's ''Gotta buy the DLC to get the ending'' Wrath? |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/25/22 2:52:00 PM #14 | I did and it's right up there next to the Mega Man neglect and Resident Evil becoming a walking simulator on my wall of post-2012 Capcom disappointment. It's an interactive movie for the most part, there isn't a lot of combat depth. The last Yasha fight stuck with me though. It was Capcom so I wanted to give it a fair shake back then, but it's definitely one to watch on Youtube instead. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | RIP BlazBlue. Mori confirmed he left ArcSys |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/25/22 2:43:29 PM #21 | MarthGoomba posted... I was happy when they dropped the dub. Hated being forced to listen to those voices when playing online.Well then maybe we can both be happy it's all over and our gripes are gone. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Cyberpunk 2077 |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/25/22 12:06:00 PM #6 | Does it have lootboxes or gacha? Because with how easy to screw with its playerbase seems, it might as well. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | RIP BlazBlue. Mori confirmed he left ArcSys |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/25/22 12:00:08 PM #9 | I walked when Central Fiction dropped the dub. Chronopantasma watered down the script and swapped up some voices anyway so I was braced for impact. Also I heard CF got rid of most unlimited characters which is straight up not good enough because they were the most fun thing in the game to mess around with. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | C/D Skills from a video game should transfer to real life. |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/24/22 9:50:59 PM #2 | Does pay to win qualify? Because we got that one. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | 3 games you replay annually: |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/24/22 9:23:10 PM #9 | Viewtiful Joe Dark Souls 1 Fallout New Vegas Edit: Oh, the yearly pilgrimage. Every year at Halloween, I fire up TF2 and run through all the Scream Fortress contracts. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | You see a mudcrab approaching you |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/24/22 6:35:16 PM #7 | "Am I supposed to be impressed?!" I then strafe sideways and horribly miss two horizontal sword swipes because the mudcrab is 10 ft away. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | You know how anime is called naruto crap and marvel movies are called capeshit |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/24/22 1:17:47 PM #5 | Ever since people stopped dumping on casuals it's been so easy for devs to walk all over people. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | I honestly feel Sekiro is better than Elden Ring. |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/24/22 11:21:36 AM #17 | Elden Ring looks so boring. It has been a few months though, how're repeat playthroughs holding up? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | I really hate the current trend of long anime titles |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/24/22 11:17:29 AM #15 | It's extremely off-putting. Makes me assume by default that it's about as generic as Man gets run over -> wakes up in video game land -> pick a video game feature and talks at length about it could possibly get. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | What's better: Majora's Mask or Better Call Saul |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/24/22 11:04:17 AM #4 | BCS lets you skip the cutscenes. Very enticing. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | Rumors of Chinese government being taken over by the CCP. |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/24/22 11:02:55 AM #69 | Maybe XII Jinping got tired of waiting his turn. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | C/D 2007-2010 were the GOAT years |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/24/22 12:57:14 AM #4 | Extremely easy to look back on fondly. I like that you can go watch old Japanese videos from the time and it's a whole different flavor but with the same kind of genuine enthusiasm that's so hard to find nowadays. Fuck it. C. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | i tried the pewdiepie flavor gfuel |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/24/22 12:43:24 AM #3 | Misread as glue and was halfway through a joke about flavors. Somehow it being gfuel instead of glue makes it worse because now it's not even funny anymore, it's just concerning because it actually sounds like it could exist. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | i don't have friends, I don't have a social life, I don't go anywhere |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/24/22 12:32:27 AM #5 | Any notably good dreams of this sort lately? Are you normally a different person in these or does it go wild and let you play as all sorts of different things? --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | "Aw man. Why isn't there a pause button in Souls games?" |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/23/22 8:36:19 PM #57 | Umbreon posted... "It's your fault if you can't predict when you might trip!"The first one literally doesn't make sense though unless the game had a big meter in the corner that warns you, but then it wouldn't be SSBB style tripping, it'd be another stat to manage. The second one doesn't sound like the Soulsborne people either. They're video game people, not realism people. These guys write big essays about world design, gameplay, how and why the games are designed to clue you in and tell you what you need to know. All that stuff. You might get a few crazies going "Look they made a bunch of games without this feature so go play those if you really want your padded room simulator, this is one for the people who like being asked to adapt on the fly and like a little unpredictability." but it's not likely there'd be a lot, I don't meet many people who liked SSBB's tripping. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
| Topic | If you could pound one woman from the Darkstalkers franchise, who would it be? |
| ViewtifulJoe 09/23/22 8:10:56 PM #18 | Expected to see people talking about Midnight Bliss. --- Still waiting on that third threat |
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