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VandorLee posted...

If you have no faith in love then all your relationships will fail.

What does this even mean?

Thats just poetic nonsense tbh.

Gimme 19 guaranteed years rich as fuck over whatever I have coming any day.

I'd hate to know when I was gonna die but yeah whatever still worth it.

Although at that number I could conceivably die before my parents or cat and I don't wanna do that.

22 year old Walter being alone suddenly would suck.

*18 years. Point stands.

Also the average life expectancy here is 82-83 so really 75 isn't much. Like my dad is 65 and he is absolutely in better shape than most of ce and would whoop most people on here's ass if it came to it.

That one tmnt level.

I mean I'd probly hate it now but 6 year old me thought it was okay.

a-c-a-b posted...

Dark times we're living in.

It's fucking sad that the punk songs I've been listening to since the 90s are still more relevant today than ever.

Anti-Flag - No Apology

https://youtu.be/IdhsgnYdiN0

I'm avoiding music cause I gotta go to bed soon and it'll make me stay up.

But great song.

Talib_21 posted...

Did you end up getting the old rav 4 out of the mud pit?

Nope.

Fuckung rained like a bitch over night. The super duty couldn't get within 1000 feet of it. The roads fucked now.

Literally just gotta let shit dry out. Gonna try again Tuesday unless it keeps fucking raining.

a-c-a-b posted...

Everyone fucked off to Discord.

I'm gonna have to drink by myself now.

I'm still drinkin.

I broke my nose at the skatepark the other day. That was my days off. Broke nose. Stuck car. Massive hike. Fucktons of shoveling. Still stuck car.

MabusIncarnate posted...

I'm about to start posting creepy hotel pics when I'm here late at night

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/2/6/AAakoXAADRk6.jpg

Backrooms vibes

How eels reproduce.

a-c-a-b posted...

Cheers to Howie.

12k is still a pretty long walk though. If I were you I'd keep a bike in the back in case this happens again.

The brutal part is I almost brought my bike then changed my mind like an idiot.

Also brutal is we couldn't even get to it today. It rained so much last night buddies truck got stuck halfway up the road to my rav. Fuck my life.

Talib_21 posted...

Shit man, I always want to go take my truck for an adventure and go down some back roads and shit. But Im worried my shit will get stuck, then Im pretty much fucked lmao

Some guy named Howie in a new version of a rav 4 absolutely saved my ass.

I had 12km already hiked and like 27 to go when that hero showed up.

Slayer_22 posted...

He collects carts from around the parking lot, actually.

Yea next to nothing.

Slayer_22 posted...

If you lazybones watched any of the videos he makes, he actively puts the carts back in the designated areas while keeping a look out for said lazybones.

Ermagerd what a hero for doing next to nothing on top of being a total dick for views.

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I worked at Walmart as a teenager and the most tolerable part of my job by a thousand miles was collecting carts.

It was the only time I wasn't super pissee about basically everything. Got out of the store and away from managers. Shit was great.

I was happy to go all over the parking lot collecting carts and appreciated the lazy fucks tbh.

a-c-a-b posted...

That sucks. Hopefully you know someone who can pull it out for you so you don't gotta pay a bunch for someone else to do it.

I already borrowed a truck for tomorrow. So I'll get it out... but the shitty thing is imma have to drive both down a bit at a time.

Still could be way worse.

a-c-a-b posted...

Did it break down or did you try to take it off-roading or something?

Mud. Stupid tricky mud.

I drove the same road over the long weekend just fine. Car is a beast off road tbh I'm shocked how capable it is... but when it sinks it sinks.

My car is many miles away and very stuck.

If I hadn't gotten a ride I'd have been fucked. As is my legs hurt and I'm tired.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Damn Ray Liotta died at 67....

Shit. Rip.

Liotta was awesome.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/6/5/AANJGaAADRSx.jpg

Talib_21 posted...

I said that when they were up like 3-0 and the avalanche ended up losing lmao

Holy shit well that sucks. But also Habs always winsm

Talib_21 posted...

My avalanche are gonna win lord Stanley

Habs wins.

No matter what happens Habs wins. They're im the playoffs in spirit.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Holy shit, get walked entire Blues team

https://youtu.be/O4YqaFrvJa0

Thousands of hats on the ice

Legendary.

My one new buddy is a blues fan. Fuck the blues.

CedarPointcp posted...

no, for this topic you wouldn't be

Then fuck no.

MabusIncarnate posted...

So, fellow Canadians, i'm going to need some information about this giant rubber ducky that floats around Canada.

I know it exists, but I wasn't aware it really traveled much. I thought it was mainly an Ontario thing... but now im think about it and maybe I recall it being here once a few years back. I'm pretty sure it was.

IfGodCouldDie posted...

I have no idea what you're talking about.

The world's biggest rubbery ducky.

Oil oil oil!!!!

Cheeseburger walrus.

Phil Collins?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/6/0/AANJGaAADQ_8.jpg

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Same.

Both are great but what the fuck is this honeydew hate?

CE_gonna_CE posted...

Why does cantaloupe think every time it gets invited to a party it can bring its dumb friend honeydew?

Honeydew >>> canteloupe.

Honey do you need to get slapped?

Top tier melon. Facts

Zikten posted...

The older you get, the faster time speeds up. It's the fucked up thing about aging

It is such a kick in the nuts.

It makes sense since it's a smaller percent of your total memories but it absolutely fucks with me.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/7/AANJGaAADQ_v.jpg

J03can posted...

Look at these two!!
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/8/8/AALiJxAADQ9Q.jpg

What sorta sketchy deal did you interrupt?

Bio1590 posted...

How the fuck does Pinterest have value

It just says 20% tbf. Could be 20% of some minimal amount.

You're aware that there's are tens upon tens of millions of poor people in America who don't go on a shooting spree, right?

And that many school shooter were middle class?

Like wtf is this topic. The more I think about it the worse it gets.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Remember that Walter can help you pick up women.

Yeah I need to put him to work.

https://youtu.be/qkTvISL53HQ

For mental health reasons I desperately need to get back on some dating apps and have some meaningless sex.

Like a lot.

Nemu posted...

What realistic laws could filter out less than 0.000002% of the population? This is not an issue affecting major portions of the population, so how will they help in these cases? I'm not against gun control in general in cases where it makes sense, but it simply makes zero sense as to how it would help this particular situation in our current reality.

It certainly wouldn't hurt.

You're right the issue goes beyond that, but also when damn near every tom dick and Mary can pack a gun at all times that definitely doesn't help.

Taharqa_ posted...

No, cuz this is Murica!

120 firearms for every 100 citizens, we lead the pack on every other nation.

Iirc Canada has 40 something for every hundred people.

Which is a lot less but also enough that its clear the issue isn't just how common guns are.

Fuck these bs eastern time zone starts i want 4pm battle of Alberta ffs.

Awww. RIP.

So sorry man. Losing a pet sucks so much.

WaterLink posted...

Tuco made me laugh the most just because of how chaotic and unhinged he was, his outbursts and complete lack of foresight/impulse control led to some memorable moments

But I gotta go Gus. Just because he comes off so nice at first, and you even root for him when he fucks over the cartel and seemingly treats Jesse with more respect than Walt ever did

This. All of this.

The only thing that stops me from playing it every year is how fucking slow she fucking walks.

Naysaspace posted...

also damn man, lookin good with the beard comin back. keep it at that 1/4" level, looks mint on you

you actually kinda look like Bill Burr LOL. but more muscular.

Thanks man. Lol.

The last couple months some dude told me I look like young fedor and another dude said I look like johnny sins.

Thats the first bill burr I've heard but its probly most accurate.

theAteam posted...

lol that girl is like an 8-9 at worst

Face is eh. Body is amazing.

Lol. Joke state.

That sounds right.

He needs to get learnt with Ricky.

But what about a little w