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TopicSo Russia is getting their ass whooped? I haven't followed much
masterpug53
09/19/22 3:35:57 PM
#24
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Topic2 or 3 yrs ago when the world first heard of Covid, did any of you think that it
masterpug53
09/19/22 3:33:09 PM
#27
When it was still confined to China, I didn't think much of it. When it hit Italy though, I knew it was going to be bad. Could never have predicted how badly Trump and the American right-wing would undermine public health and eventually bring anti-vaxx to the mainstream though. That was a big plummet in my faith in humanity.

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TopicCheating in chess via an AI that sends vibrations to anal beads
masterpug53
09/19/22 2:57:52 PM
#50
Elon Musk has even weighed in on the situation, supporting an idea that anal beads were used to facilitate cheating.

That's somehow the least surprising thing I've read all day.

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TopicI's called I Want to Rock Your Body (To the Break of Dawn)
masterpug53
09/19/22 2:48:55 PM
#3
*coughs, wheezes* That's so beautiful, it's like poetry.

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TopicWhat piece of clothing do you have the biggest fetish for?
masterpug53
09/19/22 2:45:56 PM
#10
Jean shorts / daisy dukes.

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TopicPlease do not be alarmed. We are about to engage... The Nozzle.
masterpug53
09/19/22 2:43:28 PM
#30
Action Man: "I...can't believe you slept with Killer Manjaro! I didn't even know he was...'

Col. Gentleman: "Neither did he, until he interrupted a three-way I was having with Gore Vidal and Wally Schirra."

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TopicPlease do not be alarmed. We are about to engage... The Nozzle.
masterpug53
09/19/22 2:18:45 PM
#28
Kaldrenthebold posted...
"You boys found me in the throes of a diabetic coma!" is one of my more favorite lines ever uttered.

I love that they clearly said to themselves sometime between S2 and S3 "you know what, we really screwed up by killing off Col. Gentleman," because his best scenes / lines are from that point onward.

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TopicPlease do not be alarmed. We are about to engage... The Nozzle.
masterpug53
09/19/22 1:59:27 PM
#20
I wanna build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral.

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TopicITT: Reverse video game titles
masterpug53
09/19/22 1:44:10 PM
#44
Earthblood: Apocalypse: The Werewolf

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TopicITT: Reverse video game titles
masterpug53
09/19/22 12:33:28 PM
#30
Deliverance: Come Kingdom

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/8/AARIckAADsN8.jpg

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TopicITT: Reverse video game titles
masterpug53
09/19/22 12:30:43 PM
#28
Dissonance of Harmony: Castlevania

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TopicModern Western Superhero Series vs Modern Japanese Superhero Series
masterpug53
09/19/22 12:11:16 PM
#5
I guess this is the point where someone explains to me how amazing that fight choreography in the Japanese series is supposed to be. Because all I'm seeing is slightly more artful Power Rangers.

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TopicTrauma can be passed down
masterpug53
09/19/22 12:02:43 PM
#6
Craig Ferguson had a funny anecdote about something like this: apparently he was in a bar fight one time and got his finger broken, and years later his son was born with a similar bend in the same finger. "That's right, I got hit so hard that my unborn son went 'Oww!'"

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TopicWhy does Fox News always call him President Biden?
masterpug53
09/19/22 11:54:12 AM
#2
The big, dirty secret is that Fox News greatly prefers Biden as president - it's a hell of a lot easier to make mountains out of Biden's molehills than it is to bend over backwards defending / rationalizing Trump's insanity.

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TopicChama chama chama chama chama chamelooon
masterpug53
09/19/22 11:50:49 AM
#2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw

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TopicWould you rather live in Night City or New Vegas
masterpug53
09/19/22 11:40:23 AM
#10
Aressar posted...
More like the other way around imo, but you do yours.

Freeside has to deal with drugs and bullying from the Kings / NCR. West and North Vegas has to deal with daily life-or-death threats from Fiends and water / power shortages. So the 'quiet outer areas' definitely have the shorter end of the stick.

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TopicWaifood Drawing: Second Delivery
masterpug53
09/19/22 11:34:10 AM
#72
DB_Insider posted...
@crono99

Ur order is done!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/9/AAe7Y8AADsNB.jpg

Very cute! Looks a lot like May from Pokemon.

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TopicPlease do not be alarmed. We are about to engage... The Nozzle.
masterpug53
09/19/22 10:52:03 AM
#18
I think my favorite subtle piece of VB lore is that Red Mantle and Dragoon are actually Buddy Holly and The Big Bopper. Shame they couldn't think up an alter-ego for Ritchie Valens.


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TopicITT: We act like Trumpers
masterpug53
09/19/22 10:46:43 AM
#4
Fuck your feelings, lmao!

*gets a taste of my own medicine*

Whu, why are liberals always so muh, muh, mean all the time? *sobs*

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TopicPlease do not be alarmed. We are about to engage... The Nozzle.
masterpug53
09/19/22 10:44:30 AM
#17
InTheEyesOfFire posted...
This is really my favorite lore episode of venture bros. Well that and O.R.B.

It's great how so many plotlines that started off as throwaway gags actually got proper payoff as the show went on. S2: 'How'd you get that [metal hand] anyway?" "You know that's an interesting question I have no idea." S3: (a whole backstory of how Billy got his hand eaten and then worked with Brock and Hunter as an OSI mole)

I'm still glad that at least we finally learned what really happened to Jonas Sr. before the show got canned, even though we never learned exactly who opened the bay doors on Movie Night. I still think it was a young Bud Manstrong, who went crazy after accidentally seeing the Blue Morpho sex tape.

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TopicPlease do not be alarmed. We are about to engage... The Nozzle.
masterpug53
09/19/22 10:13:32 AM
#10
Hello, Goldilocks? This is Casper. Little Nemo...has fallen out of bed.

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TopicWould you rather live in Night City or New Vegas
masterpug53
09/19/22 10:07:47 AM
#2
I don't know anything about Night City / Cyberpunk2077 beyond surface-level impressions, but in general I'd say dystopic society >>>> post-apocalyptic society in terms of actually having to live in one.

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TopicWhat happened if Vegy becomes Sith Lord
masterpug53
09/19/22 10:00:32 AM
#4
Darth Bonur

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TopicI want the new star ocean game but the character designs are always so bad
masterpug53
09/19/22 9:54:50 AM
#8
IIRC, this is the same series that named one of its protagonists Edge Maverick. So you ought to know what you're getting into at this point.

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TopicRepublican goes on cartoonishly evil classroom banner.
masterpug53
09/19/22 9:45:15 AM
#24
cjsdowg posted...
The interstate where built in a way that targeted black areas that were doing well. The interstare stopped slowed AA progress

Oh. Scratch that one, then.

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TopicPlease do not be alarmed. We are about to engage... The Nozzle.
masterpug53
09/19/22 9:42:11 AM
#8
Please do not look away from...the Nozzle.

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TopicRepublican goes on cartoonishly evil classroom banner.
masterpug53
09/19/22 9:04:33 AM
#21
WilliamPorygon posted...
Besides Abraham Lincoln, what has any Republican done to have made the world better because he or she is in it?

Teddy Roosevelt was fairly progressive and a major antitrust champion, though even then he was more of a party outsider. Eisenhower gave us interstate highways.

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TopicDesantis and abbot are probably going to prison along with trump soon
masterpug53
09/16/22 3:51:06 PM
#11
NeoShadowhen posted...
Does that extend to the Biden administration doing the same thing, or are they exempt?

You're more than welcome to lay the groundwork for your own lawsuit, if you're so sure that they're the same thing.

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TopicRemember when final fantasy 10 final boss theme was... rock music? Spoiler
masterpug53
09/16/22 2:52:24 PM
#3
It was pretty much the absolute corniest hard-rock song in existence, and I was so happy that they brought it back for the final showdown with Jecht.

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TopicLittle black girls react to the new little mermaid. Why the BS is worth it.
masterpug53
09/16/22 2:12:41 PM
#245
paerarru posted...
Sorry, I'm way past the Little Mermaid, you're the one stuck on it.

Considering that The Little Mermaid is the topic of conversation, maybe you should just leave.


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TopicTexas will inadvertently DELAY publishing Maternal Death Data til after mid-term
masterpug53
09/16/22 1:56:09 PM
#23
Were_Wyrm posted...
Someone should just "leak" absurdly high numbers so they have to release the real numbers as damage control.

Good idea in theory, but unfortunately Democrats are actually held accountable for fake news.

>Republicans post fake news: "Yeah whatever, the sky remains blue, must be a day that ends in 'y,' etc."
>Democrats post fake news: "Holy shit I can't believe they did that, fuck the MSM, honey help me make a Spotify account so I can start binging Rogan!"

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TopicVarious AI Generated Sonic the Hedgehog images.
masterpug53
09/16/22 1:45:10 PM
#29
Error1355 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/5/3/AADAKwAADrgt.jpg

That is the creepiest urinal I'll ever piss in for the rest of my life.


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TopicChris Mass
masterpug53
09/16/22 1:38:03 PM
#2
You are now picturing an unholy conglomerate of Fat Chris Hemsworth, Fat Chris Evans, and Fat Chris Pratt.

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TopicDennis Prager is against positive messages that improve kids self-esteems
masterpug53
09/16/22 1:30:36 PM
#13
MaxEffingBemis posted...
I just really dont understand the need to be negative and nasty about something like this. What an asshole

It started off as god-fearing Christian conservatives being outclassed by liberals in terms of bringing Christ's actual messages of hope, compassion and selflessness to the masses, telling themselves 'there's no way these godless liberals are holier than me, they must be faking it,' and reacting accordingly.

By now this behavior has become so ingrained in them that they simply don't know how not to act shitty in response to things like this.

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TopicHave you seen the latest panorama picture from Mars?
masterpug53
09/16/22 11:29:37 AM
#45
Jeff_AKA_Snoopy posted...
It is one of the most awe inspiring things we've ever done as a species and yet so many people just don't give a shit and are more impressed with something like Wife Swap. =/

I agree, but people have been tremendously spoiled by movies and popular media for decades; your average citizen who was raised on myths of the Red Planet and Martians isn't going to bat an eye over photos of what basically looks like southern Utah.

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TopicUranus is out there in the darkness
masterpug53
09/16/22 11:02:09 AM
#12
Popcorn2000 posted...
does this scare you?

Nah, even in darkness I know exactly where it is at all times.

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TopicI love how this lady has like a billion musical instruments.
masterpug53
09/16/22 10:58:57 AM
#2
CyricZ posted...
Despite it all, still a great theme.

"Hey guys, should we maybe compose a different theme for House of Dra..."

"Nope. Nope, we're good."

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TopicEtherum is really having a moment with this adjustment
masterpug53
09/16/22 10:55:41 AM
#5
DarkRoast posted...
Things do not look good for Homestar Runner

Even I know what to do wif cwypto at this point: BALETED!

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TopicVarious AI Generated Sonic the Hedgehog images.
masterpug53
09/16/22 10:46:58 AM
#8
The_Popo posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/9/AAEqD0AADreJ.jpg

You can neither run nor hide. SOLC is coming for you...

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TopicTrump appointed judge selects Trump's nominee for special master
masterpug53
09/16/22 10:03:42 AM
#134
VigorouslySwish is the guy you pray to god doesn't start chatting you up while you're stuck waiting in line somewhere.

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TopicIf Giancarlo Esposito gets the Professor X role, who should be Magneto?
masterpug53
09/16/22 9:54:21 AM
#18
If Denzel's truly coming to the MCU, I honestly can't think of a more fitting role than Magneto (but then again I'm not a comic reader and thus not familiar with the more obscure characters). It's also the type of superhero role that might actually attract someone like Denzel.

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Topic'You communist Lolis don't deserve the sweet nectar of capitalism'
masterpug53
09/16/22 9:48:14 AM
#11
Up yours, communist lolis! We'll see who nutshots who!

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TopicHELP what end of the bong does smoke/steam come out of
masterpug53
09/15/22 5:24:18 PM
#15
I'm going to point and laugh at you TC because I've been working for years at a vape / smokeshop wholesaler and I still don't know how to use a bong either.

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