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and then kept posting for years after coming clean

<_<

why not just make a new account at that point

Calwings posted...

https://i.imgur.com/MHfEXhY.png

they left out the part where the response is stupid, intentionally obtuse, self-gratifying, etc basically anything but productive or helpful

A_Good_Boy posted...

Jfc tc, when are you getting banned already?

what did i say that broke a rule in this topic

"hurrrr that was always a thing" yeah it was one clique among many. now it's every single one of them.

people really be dropping hundreds to go to a concert just to watch through their phone lmao

viewmaster_pi posted...

lmao for real

no u dont understand it's really important what D-list celebs are voicing my cartoons

god shut the fuck up who cares

noisetank posted...

actually would happen exactly how you described it. itd go away for a week or two and then straight to days of not being to put any pressure on the tooth and constant pain to the point I couldnt sleep.

the antibiotics helped a lot tho, pain went away almost instantly within a day. surprisingly the root canal did not hurt at all either.

yknow, i noticed it doesnt hurt right away if i put pressure on the tooth...but it guarantees there will be a pain flare-up a minute or two later

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you feel better now? got that rare dopamine hit? lmao

mustachedmystic posted...

I just cant help but wonder why youre still thinking about your dentist fucking his hygienist 2 days after your appointment.

because it's fucking funny lmao. go shred your tendons reaching for moral high ground somewhere else

who are any of these people

what is any of this

people who live online are so fucking weird

noisetank posted...

having an infected tooth was one of the worst pains Ive been in.

did it come and go or stay consistent? mine will ache at like an 11/10 level for a couple hours (usually right after eating) and then settle back down to a near 0

mustachedmystic posted...

Then perhaps you should get laid, or masturbate or something. Somethings up if you cant see a workplace filled with attractive people with out your mind getting filled with constant thoughts of backroom orgies.

im engaged to the hottest lady on earth but shes visiting family out of town for the week.
i dont recommend psychoanalyzing people over CE shitposts

NeonOctopus posted...

Dentists have such a high rate of suicide. I think they need some hot eye candy and casual fucks to mellow them out after seeing nasty teeth all day

TRUE

pretty sure another tooth they didnt even look at is dying on me now too lmao

a common theme among many republicans i encounter in my liberal area is they did poorly in high school and blamed their teachers for it

gigageek1500 posted...

I read Lord of the Rings because a girl liked it, but I don't think I got around to trying to talk to her about it. Real dumb stuff.

oh man if you liked it i really recommend this series called Game of Thrones. also this game called Witcher 3. you're welcome in advance haha

anime rec topics on CE are annoying because who the fuck actually recommends death note or fullmetal alchemist to anyone? it's like being asked for food recommendations and responding with "oh i really recommend bread. also water, have you tried that one? i'm a fan". like what the fuck do you think you're adding here

if you were a real weeb then the overwhelming amount of anime you watch wouldn't have a dub available anyway. it just wouldn't cross your mind.

i'm not an anime elitist, i literally enjoy dragon ball super but anyways

this board had its anime-well poisoned a decade ago when dozens of sycophants decided the best way to get some weird girl's attention was to adopt her extremely basic taste in shows and i can still see the ripple effects today

still thinking about this tbh

Ryven posted...

Im assuming wildfires from BC/Alberta? Or elsewhere?

typically from eastern washington and eastern BC

some BANGING of the sex variety

i dont recall last year being more than a couple days, but it was like 3 fucking weeks in 2020 and i was going insane from it

also i dont recall this EVER happening until like 6 years ago and now it's every single year, yay climate change

pojr posted...

whopper is better imo. dunno if this is the case anymore, but there was no mcdonalds burger that was anything like the whopper. they had the big n tasty but they discontinued it.

they had those uh...angus third-pounder deluxes or whatever, those were somewhat whopper-like and i really loved them but they didnt last long

whopper's delicious

big mac is a ripoff on a bun. just get a mcdouble and add lettuce and mac sauce.

Kimberly posted...

Yeah that'd be rough, but there's a lot more social acceptance for things like haircare treatments/hairplugs/wig pieces and just bald 'styles' in general. Plus finasteride is really effective if started early.

We've got a long way to go still, but it makes me hopeful that trend keeps going. That shit shouldn't be tied to what it means to 'be a man/woman/whatever.' It's literally unavoidable for a massive chunk of the population.

i'm olive-complected and big so it was really a blessing in disguise, i probably look better with a short buzz than i did with my blunder-years attempts at emo hairdos <_<

sucks for skinny/pale dudes though, probably just makes them look ill

_____Cait posted...

Congrats on building healthy relationships with strong foundations.

i mean, these attractions do seem to last years after they peak. my brother gets around a lot and has vented to me about how quickly gals will move on after their weekend or two together >_>

Kimberly posted...

Genetic lotteries do be a bitch tho

i shudder to think how much worse it'd be if i weren't 6'0" and deep-voiced

going bald while very young definitely put a pause on a lot of things

like it blows my mind that there are dudes who can ask out a girl who they've only briefly talked to like twice and the girl says yes. that shit's wild, i would never expect that to work for me. i'm ugly af and need to marinate our dynamic extensively in lots of charm and humor before making a move >_> usually does the trick but it's annoying when it's a fleeting encounter like a waitress or someone else who i can't reasonably expect to see again soon/regularly but is way too cute to brush off

waitress is a bad example because you shouldn't be hitting on people who are on the clock and required to be cordial to you but yeah

Bishop_Hastur posted...

Funnily enough we were just outside Denver in Golden. I'd suggest maybe getting some supplemental oxygen.

what health issues did it set off though?

NES4EVER posted...

My dentist used to be a neighbor of my inlaws.. That is until he got caught banging a hygienist and his wife left him.

sounds like some banging occurred

Bishop_Hastur posted...

My declining health. I helped her move to college for her masters, which set off the decline of my health due to spending a couple of days at altitude. I think she blamed herself even though I didn't.

what altitude? i'm visiting denver soon and wondering if it'll mess with me >_>

modena posted...

Well the OP stated my exact dentist office. I even have met them at the bar because he bought a few of them drinks lol.

there might be some banging afoot in that case

VampireCoyote posted...

People are banging each other in most workplaces

thats what im sayingggg

Prestoff posted...

At my work place, there was a very young and hot secretary that always had her meetings with our CFO, some old fat fart in his 60's. There was rumors, but that rumor basically got confirmed the moment I learned that she quit the same day that the CFO's wife divorced him. With bad rep, he was also fired days after. I don't know the whole details, which led many of us in the dark but putting the pieces together kind of led us to an assumption.

gonna be honest. sounds like they BANGED

Simon_Gruber posted...

They place I go to is small, just the one guy and his assistant. They're married and have kids so I guess they're banging.

oh man you just KNOW theyre banging

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yeah but would they actually seal the deal

i failed to uphold my responsibilities and she understandably decided to move on rather than give me yet another chance to get my shit together

i'm now with someone i feel much more strongly about and this time i've made sure to not let them down too

gunplagirl posted...

Nooooooo ;( now I have no reason to perform any amazing duties in the interest of the UK

some pretty good people have been knighted

wait ask her if this happens even in spite of the doctors being married

these doctors are always married i swear

ok based

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do it now i need to know

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ok but does she say that the hygienists/assistants are often banging the doctor or at least trying to

Mia_K97 posted...

yeah laterally, but usually vertical relationships are frowned upon or even a terminable offense in most companies

people bang at jobs nonstop. any job. all jobs. every job. every position, both in terms of job title and in terms of how they're oriented in bed (or in the supply closet or the back of their car on break).

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class divide how? i did notice these assistants kinda make peanuts >_> like 40k/yr and that's with some amount of college-ish training

Zikten posted...

I always wondered why most dentist offices consist of 1 main dentist guy and a bunch of female hygienists

vet offices are the same way. although i will say it seems that people pursuing healthcare-assistant job paths in general seem to overwhelmingly skew female, whereas it seems to be more 50/50 with the headliner jobs like Doctor or Dentist

Mia_K97 posted...

sounds terrible for business practice

people bang at jobs nonstop. any job. all jobs. every job.

NeonOctopus posted...

I know! All the hygenists and receptionists at dentists are always hot >_> It's definitely nice to have some eye candy to get you through the day

aint

no

way

lmao

just went for an exam and the place was 1 chad dentist and like FOURTEEN gorgeous ladies working around him

aint no way lmao

bro who is fucking "worshipping" them

they're functionally celebrities and people generally have a positive view of her and are sad to see her go, jesus christ everyone on CE is so fucking self-important

i do wonder if the generally fairly average body types in soccer turns away some americans

so much of the discourse surrounding american football/basketball is about X or Y player being a complete genetic freak in terms of size/speed