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Wtf. The pot doctor location near me stopped selling shrooms and now they only have them at the first store which is further way. Bs.

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I'm gonna have an exustential crisis now.

Fuck you guys make me want a switch.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Switch has been my intro to a lot of stuff, Pokemon, Mario Kart and Party, first time for those series.

I played a ton of snes mariokart and 64 at my friends place back in the day. I still have a snes and mariokart for it and now I wanna hook it up.

MabusIncarnate posted...

The color of the sparks coming from your tires while drifting changes the speed or something like that. Smackems can edumucate us.

Its been like that since the first game on snes afaik. I still love the first Mario kart so much. It was almost perfect.

My cats 130% of most dogs at very slightly less maintenance.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Yeah there are decent people out there for sure.

There really are.

I had so much dread about working retail and heard so many horror stories before I started this job and there's been some shit but mostly people are awesome.

That said...

Since the convoys I've totally stopped bothering about masks. Its like some weird subset of micro dicks and horrible women have felt so emboldened by honking horns they feel like fucking with a random retail worker is proving shit. Like an odd amount of people genuinely think refusing to wear a mask and insisting on not leaving till you sell them shit is making a point of some kinda of value.

On the one hand I feel bad because if a violation is reported or proven the owners can get a 5k fine and they're good people. On the other hand if I actually still tried to get people to put masks on or refuse service the way shit is currently id fucking go someone. I would 100% genuinely either have someone fight me or have someone do something where I just lost it.

Like I'm not gonna say everyone supporting the convoy is bad cause I know some awesome guys who do but holy shit I feel like a majority of them are just fucked. That's not a political statement. I mean as a retail worker the people who come in and feel passionate about it are largely just angry as fuck about something probly unrelated and also insane. Like I've been asked about the jab repeatedly and I say I have it cause I'm gonna be working for the interior health authority and I have to... and holy shit like its only 3 or 4 people but also 3 or 4 different people told me every jab and every booster contains the variants and that's how it keeps evolving because the government is like Russian roulleting the vax between water and updated covid so they can draw put control.

I feel bad for young kids in retail I couldn't deal with that shit if I wasn't old and beyond caring.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Nah. But before that town hobo guy died he would hang out in the parking lot and ask for shots from people leaving.

Before I worked at this place (I've lived next door to it and bought booze there for 6 years or so) there was this insane guy who would spend hours just sitting or pacing in the parking lot and asking people for a beer or money or weed or any other drugs... I used to give him a few bucks and then one day I found out my mom had run into him and she apologized and said all she has is her debit and she's just going in for a bottle of wine and he swore at her a bunch so I never gave the fucker shit again.

Hes schizophrenic so I have some sympathy but also anyone who gets aggressive with my mom... no.

Theres this one guy who is hilarious hes always flustered over the lack of warm orange breezes because he is super over the top against the chill charge.

He comes up to the counter ranting about it every time and every time I tell him it doesn't matter ill take the chill charge off. I even told him that if you ask to have the chill charge removed literally every single store will do it. I think it may even be a law that you can't charge it to someone who asks for it to be removed.

But nonetheless I have a good few minutes of chat with him about how chill charges should be illegal and he wants warm orange breezers so he doesn't get the chill charge that he never gets charged anyways.

Chat isn't really the right word.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

You guys ever get anyone to pull up a chair to the counter and say "Pour me a beer pal"?

Nah but there's a few lonely older dudes who will just sit down on a lower part off the side of the counter and hang and talk shit for a while. They're all awesome tbh.

There an awesome dude who's just a giant of an older fellow who doesn't always tip but at least once a week he does and its usually around 8 bucks.

One time he bought a 32 dollar case of beer and gave me a 50 and told me keep it. I actually felt awkward trying to express my gratitude. Lol.

Some other dude I always thought was an asshole actually tipped me almost 8 bucks once too and said sorry for always being drunk.

Shotgunnova posted...

Never heard of GBS, but I have a Wide Mouth Mason album somewhere. Not bad, actually.

Triumph must be pretty well-loved in Canada, too, hmm?

I wouldn't even recognize one of their songs I don't think. Honestly i dont know anyone who listens to them.

At least in my experience I feel like trooper and Doug and the slugs were even quit a bit bigger. Or at least more remembered.

WaterLink posted...

I don't know if anyone on CE has talked about this but there was a teacher in my area who gave her students cupcakes laced with her husband's sperm without the kids' knowledge. She got sentenced to 40 years today

Holy fuck I heard about that checking the easiest this morning.

Fucking sick.

WaterLink posted...

Are you a server?

Nah just a cashier at a liquor store / convenience store. Its wild i even get tips let alone a significant amount. Lol.

I got 23 dollars in tips today over 5 hours.

Tied for best day ever for tips but the other one was a full shift.

Kinda on topic a girl tried buying liquor at the store last night and shed had her license suspended so she had no id. I was thinking "you're 14 ffs a for effort though"... but an hour later she comes back with her passport and her oversized hoody unzipped and she was 23 and had huge boobs. Like absurdly huge given she was maybe 5 feet tall and like maybe 100lbs tops.

JimCarrysToe posted...

The milk in the fridge expired on the 4th i think but it smelled ok but the smelly gassy shit i just took has me questioning that. Not constipated tho which is a nice change, think ill keep drinkin the milk.

Jim is the next Dorothy Hodgkin!

Holy shit that video of the best man speech that made it onto tosh.0.

"My brother isn't the first man to marry her, hes not the first man to fuck her and force her to get an abortion..." dude went way too hard for a beat man speech.

But then they get Jeff Ross on tosh to roast the guy who did the speech face to face and "you're ugly even for a middle aged man who works at a grocery store" is the most brutal insult i ever heard.

Ive gone way farther in my own country than I have to another country. Pretty close to the US border. I've gone down there a lot.

YugiNoob posted...

Yeah seriously lol. Good that she's helping weed out pedos, but damn she doesn't look underage lol. Also Roo is an interesting name.

Lol. Pretty much. Plus you have to at least claim to be legal age to be on a dating app. So at what point does she tell them "im 16 heehee" or whatever she says....

Any guy going for that has to be borderline unfit to stand trial.

The crazy thing is I actually knew a Roo but it was short for Rupinder and I don't think this lady is named rupinder somehow.

Smackems posted...

Are y'all just watching that crap because it has Kristen Bell in it

House of lies is quite possibly a top 10 show all time. Maybe a good bit higher. Don Cheadle and Kristen bell is the best 1 2 combo in television history. They both have so much fucking charisma and charm and narrative skills.

Good place was also awesome as hell especially for a NBC or whayever show. l came for the Kristen bell but I stayed cause they're legitimately really good.

MabusIncarnate posted...

@CanuckCowboy have you watched The Good Place?

I fucking love that show. I binged it way too fast since it was all out by the time I watched it.

House of lies is also amazing speaking of series with Kristen bell.

The woman in the house etc is great so far. I've seen 5 eps and I kinda wonder how much small background stuff I missed cause I just noticed a thing barely and when I went back it was only a couple seconds after she walks out of a shot but you see something that's like... uhhhh... well then I don't know what is actually going on at all.

Do big sugar in one of these please.

I didn't even know he sued them. Or I forgot.

How in the fuck can that dude be a bigger piece of shit than I thought he was?

The_Creep_2020 posted...

Shed be the roughest looking teenager I e ever seen.

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WaterLink posted...

I mean you were probably right to do so, don't feel bad. I just looked it up and yeah it's really not that contagious but it is somewhat contagious. But since it was found to not be highly contagious, Leper Homes were no longer needed but people already institutionalized for it had nowhere else to go hence only a few patients remaining at the facility our national guard in Carville, LA did drills at. Those last patients are probably dead by now but yeah they stopped getting patients because doctors realized you don't need to actually be quarantined for it. Sucks for the people that were though

Yeah it really does. Canada has some genuine atrocities that were forced upon people with leprosy. This isn't what I was looking for but I think there was one in Quebec that is a lot more recent than this and just as horrible.

Iirc its still standing and just abandoned.

https://www.canadashistory.ca/explore/arts-culture-society/the-lepers-of-tracadie

This is crazy. Like apparently its been known for decades and decades that leprosy is not particularly contagious or easily transmitted and if it wasn't for that post I probly woulda never known that it was all hysteria that caused lepers to be shunned and abused and neglected.

Smackems posted...

...was she hot?

I mean if you're into 70 year old ladies who are actually men and who look loke they came out of a cowboy movie and wear a long duster and a cowboy hat and have long thin white hair then yes.

Dude had a cool as shit look. Thats why I picked him up mostly.

*not like that. I really set myself up there.

Pandamonic posted...

Have some metal!

https://youtu.be/HOrk2xDVBg8

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We likes it.

Oh... maybe it isn't. I always thought it was, but that could be more myth than anything. I mean if it was as contagious as I thought obviously they wouldn't expose you to that risk so I guess not.

Fuck if its not contagious I fucked up. Dude rolled a massive cone joint to give me as thanks for the ride and I said thanks and told him to put it inthe cup holder. This was at least 15 years ago but I remember I wanted that joint so bad and I was hard up for weed but I ended up picking it up with a plastic bag and throwing it out.

I mean she's more attractive than me for sure but she looks about as much like an under age girl as I would in the same clothes.

WaterLink posted...

True story, back when I still did uber driving I picked up a girl and I had an Alice in Chains song playing and she told me to change it so I did. I casually asked "not into Alice in Chains?" and her reply was that her therapist said it wasn't healthy because she was "too into them". I thought that was weird so I asked more and she basically said she spent all day fantasizing about Layne that she wanted to go dig up his grave to see if she could impregnate herself with any possible remaining seed he had, and that she had researched women getting corpses erect and everything. That was an interesting drive...

I once picked up a hitchhiker who I found out had leprosy and that is not even 1/10th as fucked up as this story. Lol.

Lmao at that... I always wanna say drew stafford....

Matt? Yeah Matt. Lol this video tho.

https://ktla.com/news/local-news/video-matthew-stafford-walks-away-after-nfl-photographer-falls-off-rams-rally-stage/

Pandamonic posted...

Too drunk and nothing will happen, but just the right amount of drunk and everything's fucking amazing...It's just a bitch to not go over that limit.

With something like molly though, the whole boner situation is nonexistent :( which is a damn shame because I wanna share my happiness with pretty much anyone and everyone at that point but I couldn't even get it up if Ana De Armas was bouncing on it.

I don't have a problem on that tbh. It takes a lot longer for it to get there for sure, but sex on mdma is fucking amazing.

Smackems posted...

I'm afraid of going to sleep while hovering

I was an idiot back when.

I don't do that anymore, but I would get fuckered back in my late 20s or whenever it was. Bad fuckered. I'm probly super lucky I never od'd honestly.

Kid: ride bike.

Teen: ride bike.

Adult: didn't ride bike for years but the last decade ride bike.

I believe that.

Back in the day my buddy got an absurd amount of dilaudid and he'd give me some now and then. I remember literally nodding off on my laptop over and over playing Diablo.

I think Russell crowe and Alan doyle scrapped once. That was a rumpus for a long time anyways but Doyle says it didn't happen.

WaterLink posted...

When I'm completely sober I'm a few pump chump, but I can usually recharge quicker to go another round, worse comes to worst finish her off in other ways. When I'm buzzed, the goldilocks amount of drunk I can go the right amount it feels like to where she has to finish me off lol. There is a threshold where you're basically useless but my tolerance and experience knowing my limits I just really don't get like that anymore unless it's really special occasions where I throw all the fucks I give out the window.

Ive never had a problem getting it up no matter how drunk. But finishing is another matter.

Now blow on the other hand just kills my donger if do more than a little. Which sucks cause it also make you horny as fuck. The right amount and you're at peak performance

HABS WINS HABS WINS HAVS WINS!

this is a once in a lifetime event almost.

Im fine with anyone taking a stand, but I mean unless she's set for life already or has work paying better wtf would you not?

Whatever the money is im sure its enough that you might as well just go do something you don't necessarily wanna for a year or two and get a bag.

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So true.

Also only sorta related to the topic but a dude came in and bought 4 60s of Johnny walker black label and some red solo cups the other day. Like 450-500 dollars of pretty high end whiskey just for beer pong.

Also the dude asked if we had red solo cups and I said no and then he found some somehow and bought them. I am still certain we don't sell them. I don't even know how the rang up. Lol.

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Especially when the 2020 whiskey of the year was 80 to 90 a bottle (Alberta premium cask strength) and its still widely considered one of the best whiskeys you can get.

Smackems posted...

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Must... not... say...

I like your cock.

Damnit I couldt help it.

apolloooo posted...

Silver going super saiyan

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Oh man I didn't see this. It's amazing how they can poof their tails. I'm pretty sure Walter has a 800% boost in tail circumference. Lol.

spikethedevil posted...

Shocked Walter face lol. What are you watching?

Honestly I've been trying to figure that out. Had to be a music video but I was into the whisky lol.

TyVulpine posted...

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I like how you got bedding to match your cat. Nice.

CE_gonna_CE posted...

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Thats a pissed off looking kitty.

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spikethedevil posted...

Washing or yawning? Or maybe even both? Lol.

I think it was the rare wash yawn. Lol.