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| Topic | Pigs Can Breathe Through Their Buttholes and So Could You, Scientists Say | 
| Tom_Joad 10/25/22 12:52:15 PM #8  | SwordMaster13X posted...  This is definitely something Japan thought of This too. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | Pigs Can Breathe Through Their Buttholes and So Could You, Scientists Say | 
| Tom_Joad 10/25/22 12:49:58 PM #4  | So, yeah.  This is a thing. It seems like it'd be helpful for people who've got fluid in their lungs, like those suffering from pneumonia or COVID-19. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | Pigs Can Breathe Through Their Buttholes and So Could You, Scientists Say | 
| Tom_Joad 10/25/22 12:47:48 PM #1  | Clinical human trials of the intestinal breathing method could start as early as this year. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | 2 random superpowers for you, 2 for your Archenemy | 
| Tom_Joad 10/25/22 11:59:13 AM #90  | I'm going to try again: Bio-Solar Dynamo https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Bio-Solar_Dynamo The user can channel their bio-energy field to draw in ambient energy to infinitely produce solar force from their bodies. They are able to generate from themselves any energies, forces, and substances comprising extraterrestrial suns. The user can then channel and direct them to any kind of purpose. They can even absorb these forces, substances, and related energies into their being. Energy Amplification https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Energy_Amplification The user is able to amplify/concentrate the energy they possess, increasing the quantity/amplifying its destructive power. My nemesis: Titanium Mimicry https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Titanium_Mimicry The user is made up of or can transform their body completely into titanium. A user's transformed form is anatomically identical to their normal form, aside of being made of titanium, in which case it contains all to organs and is somewhat vulnerable to attacks. Alternately the user can transform into homogeneous matter, without any part of their form being more important than the other. Safecracking Mastery https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Safecracking_Mastery The user, either innately or through training, is a master of safecracking, able to open any safe no matter the complexity of the code. --- Yeesh, I'm a hybrid Kryptonian-Super Saiyan... and my opponent is a metal lockpicker. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | Halloween themed movies, with 'balls' added | 
| Tom_Joad 10/25/22 4:45:06 AM #77  | Tom_Joad posted...  The Lost Balls Corrected to: The Lost Boys' Balls Balls of Frankstein Re-Animator's Balls Night of the Living Dead's Balls --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | 2 random superpowers for you, 2 for your Archenemy | 
| Tom_Joad 10/24/22 8:40:27 PM #73  | Xethuminra posted...   I turn into a tardigrade to withstand the heat of their chi and enter their body, then turn into an elephant and explode them. Shooting fluid out my eyes is a declaration of victory. This is assuming that I'm not incinerated by an unfeeling fireblast first. So, like this? https://youtu.be/v1vXC-vKgKg?t=156 --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | The way people talk in Cyberpunk makes me wanna shove wd40 up their ass | 
| Tom_Joad 10/24/22 8:31:22 PM #18  | 7h3 w4y p30p13 741k 1n cy832punk 5h0u1d 83 11k3 7h15. F0r 17 15 1337 5p34k. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | The top 10 reasons why today's gamers would have trouble in the 1800s | 
| Tom_Joad 10/24/22 8:13:20 PM #3  | No energy drinks. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | Halloween themed movies, with 'balls' added | 
| Tom_Joad 10/24/22 8:11:54 PM #22  | The Lost Balls Frankenball Re-Animballator Night of the Living Balls --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | Beyond Meat unveils plant-based steak. Would you try it? | 
| Tom_Joad 10/24/22 8:03:58 PM #30  | ANort175 posted...  Don't a lot of people give up eating meat because of all the factory farming cruelty involved or the absurd amount of resources needed to produce meat compared to veggies? Not necessarily because they dislike eating meat. I've had to reduce my red meat intake because I have to watch my cholesterol. This is a good way to continue to eat "meat" without having the negative health effects. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | 2 random superpowers for you, 2 for your Archenemy | 
| Tom_Joad 10/24/22 7:22:27 PM #66  | DrizztLink posted...  How does it feel to be the villain of a PS1 platformer? Which one? The rooster of Barcelos? (I can resurrect from the dead and determine truth from falsehoods.) Adamastor? (I have the powers of a Giant from Greek mythology.) A Tgide? (I have the powers of a water nymph from Greek mythology.) A Coco? (I have the powers of the bogeyman!) A Broxa? (I have the powers of a vampire/chupacabra/witch hybrid.) An Enchanted Moura/Mouro/Duende? (I have the powers of the faerie folk (ie: the Tuatha D Danann from the Irish myths).) Sabastian? (I have the powers of Jesus in his 2nd coming.) --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | Pirates vs Ninjas | 
| Tom_Joad 10/24/22 7:04:20 PM #4  | Here's a Ninja's take on Pirates:  https://youtu.be/GjE2UlrE76M And here's a Pirate's take on Pirates (if you don't recognize this, you haven't been on the internet): https://youtu.be/i8ju_10NkGY --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | 2 random superpowers for you, 2 for your Archenemy | 
| Tom_Joad 10/24/22 6:25:12 PM #57  | DrizztLink posted...  So you're basically a god and you're fucking with a weird little salamander dude. Yeah, that's about right. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | 2 random superpowers for you, 2 for your Archenemy | 
| Tom_Joad 10/24/22 5:41:08 PM #51  | For me: Portuguese Legend Physiology (apparently this is a thing, and it's damn impressive) https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Portuguese_Legend_Physiology The power to have the traits and powers of mythological beings from Portuguese Folklore/Legends. Hell Imprisonment https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hell_Imprisonment The user can condemn beings/souls to hell where they will suffer constant torment and torture from beings in hell. This can cause insanity and a loss of one's self. For my enemy: Caudata Physiology https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Caudata_Physiology The user either is or can mimic/transform into a caudata, members of the salamander clade. It list urodela (salamanders) and extinct salamander-like species. Weird Combat https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Weird_Combat The user can perform totally random and unpredictable forms of combat that are either to mock their enemies or just for the fun of it, using various unorthodox tactics so the opponent never knows what to expect. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | If the major horror villains had stats, who would have the highest total? | 
| Tom_Joad 10/23/22 7:16:42 PM #38  | Michael_Booth posted...  Cthulhu kills all of them, even though he's dead. I! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/8/5/AAfQqfAADz2B.jpg --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | Would you say you are an honorable person? | 
| Tom_Joad 10/22/22 6:56:21 PM #33  | Honor? Did you say honor? --- Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones; So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus Hath told you Caesar was ambitious: If it were so, it was a grievous fault, And grievously hath Caesar answerd it. Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest For Brutus is an honorable man; So are they all, all honorable men Come I to speak in Caesars funeral. He was my friend, faithful and just to me: But Brutus says he was ambitious; And Brutus is an honorable man. He hath brought many captives home to Rome Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill: Did this in Caesar seem ambitious? When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept: Ambition should be made of sterner stuff: Yet Brutus says he was ambitious; And Brutus is an honorable man. You all did see that on the Lupercal I thrice presented him a kingly crown, Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition? Yet Brutus says he was ambitious; And, sure, he is an honorable man. I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke, But here I am to speak what I do know. You all did love him once, not without cause: What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him? O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts, And men have lost their reason. Bear with me; My heart is in the coffin there with Caesar, And I must pause till it come back to me. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | I hate some modern gearshift in automatic cars. | 
| Tom_Joad 10/22/22 11:55:10 AM #9  | DoesntMatter posted...  when i rented a car a couple months ago to go down to San Diego for my grandfather's memorial service, it didn't even have a shifter knob at all, it was all individual buttons on the center console. it was weird. i don't see why they have to go and change shit in cars that didn't need to be changed. why can't they just make them like they've always made them. Hmm. 1956 Packard (automatic) https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/3/5/AAfQqfAADzkD.jpg --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | 'Fishless fish': the next big trend in the seafood industry | 
| Tom_Joad 10/22/22 10:29:07 AM #3  | This looks interesting. I'd be willing to try some of it, if it ever comes my way. And if it's good, then goodbye real fish. Especially tuna, since it's high in mercury. I'd think that lab-grown tuna would be mercury-free. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | 'Fishless fish': the next big trend in the seafood industry | 
| Tom_Joad 10/22/22 10:28:24 AM #1  | Alternative seafood is having a moment, with the rise of companies like BlueNalu and Wildtype, which has the backing of Leonardo DiCaprio --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | What doing this weekend? | 
| Tom_Joad 10/21/22 7:03:47 PM #16  | Anime convention in Porto. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | Would you eat this basic breakfast? | 
| Tom_Joad 10/21/22 6:58:07 PM #37  | kingdrake2 posted...  i have to say no. i hate runny eggs Same. Scrambled (extra dry) for me. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | First "M" rated game you played? | 
| Tom_Joad 10/21/22 2:07:56 PM #110  | Thrill Kill. Though that was rated AO (Adults Only). I was stationed in South Korea and had gotten my PS1 modded to play burnt CDs of games. When Thrill Kill was cancelled, the code was bootlegged onto pirate sites... so it was then burned onto a CD, I bought a copy for $3 and played it for a while. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thrill_Kill --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | I am so FUCKING sick of seeing ads for "BLACK ADAM"!!!!!!! | 
| Tom_Joad 10/21/22 5:45:31 AM #36  | Black Adam? Why can't it be Brak Adam!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZWQMvHNOnI https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/4/AAfQqfAADzTU.jpg --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | Dungeons&Dragoners of CE help me with a multiclass idea. | 
| Tom_Joad 10/19/22 2:23:06 PM #22  | I can't help much.  I last played using 1st Edition Advanced D&D rules. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/8/5/AAfQqfAADy3h.jpg --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | Holy fucking shit its cold as FUCK here in fucking Florida | 
| Tom_Joad 10/19/22 12:50:27 PM #27  | 61 here in the morning. 61 here in the afternoon. And it's going to get down to 57 tonight. (It's been raining all day today.) --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | Some people act like I'm some master baiting troll | 
| Tom_Joad 10/19/22 10:57:26 AM #6  | I am a cunning linguist, though. Voc sabe? --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | Holy fucking shit its cold as FUCK here in fucking Florida | 
| Tom_Joad 10/19/22 10:55:36 AM #13  | Vegy posted...  Do non Floridians all suddenly melt to death if da temp gets over 70? Yes we do. But it's above 80, not 70. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | Thousands of dumbasses attend a ''Birds aren't real'' protest in NYC lmfao | 
| Tom_Joad 10/19/22 9:55:39 AM #37  | Birds aren't real?!? Tell this poor, pregnant cameraman about how his rapist isn't real!!! :-P https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | Are you tired | 
| Tom_Joad 10/19/22 9:51:04 AM #4  | I have a cold right now, so yes. It's making me tired because I'm coughing up balls of phlegm. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | Do you like anime? >_> | 
| Tom_Joad 10/18/22 5:36:16 PM #84  | Humanity Has Declined https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1Fa9TQMaZg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_xLkPimJxc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hVer2xTs7Y https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqDdy-Lxiek https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g-j408otbU --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | You have to be stuck in a conversation. Which one? | 
| Tom_Joad 10/18/22 5:20:36 PM #32  | AldousIsDead posted...  I picked complain about something I like. I have a coworker that absolutely detests anime. Every now and then I like to wind her up and just let her go off, it's genuinely amusing. You could put on Japanese punk. Shonen Knife is probably the OG of Japanese punk. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDyYpfCQmnY (a tribute to the Ramones, who were a major influence on them) --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | Women should tell us men to not smile so much as a counter | 
| Tom_Joad 10/18/22 3:31:59 PM #3  | Did someone say "smile"? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwBvFsBZePQ --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | You have to be stuck in a conversation. Which one? | 
| Tom_Joad 10/18/22 3:21:36 PM #12  | frozenstar posted...  that's not bad actually. I rate it a 4/10 The sad thing was that the colors being reversed were what captivated me in the dream, not that I was naked... walking in a gutter... with a leash and being led by my ostrich. No, that's what seemed normal. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | You have to be stuck in a conversation. Which one? | 
| Tom_Joad 10/18/22 3:19:00 PM #10  | Let me tell you about a dream I once had... It was a dream where everything was normal, just like reality... except that all the colors in the world were reversed. The sun was black, the sky was yellow, newspapers were black with white ink, etc. That was really it. Oh, and humanity had been reduced to the status of pets, with ostriches ruling the world. Everybody had a leash and were walked/driven to where they needed to go by their owner ostrich. Also, to show that humans were pets, we weren't allowed to wear clothes or walk on the sidewalk. We had to walk naked in the gutters next to our ostrich. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | The situation in brazil is getting rough | 
| Tom_Joad 10/18/22 3:12:13 PM #10  | That's not Brazil. This is Brazil: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/1/AAfQqfAADyqB.jpg --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | Scenario: You're being stalked by a mannequin. | 
| Tom_Joad 10/17/22 5:57:22 PM #22  | Shotgunnova posted...  https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/6/0/AABhrNAADyck.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/4/AAfQqfAADyeM.jpg --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | How many of these African American ethnic foods have you had? | 
| Tom_Joad 10/17/22 1:19:21 PM #117  | Smackems posted...  How the FUCK can you HATE black eyed PEAS If they were boiled in water with no salt, they are pretty bad. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | Scenario: You're being stalked by a mannequin. | 
| Tom_Joad 10/17/22 1:13:25 PM #10  | Male or female shaped mannequin? Complete or partial? --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | CE, try your luck with the Light Novel title generator! | 
| Tom_Joad 10/16/22 8:19:56 AM #47  | Ojou-sama Only Wants His Poop, Despite That Sensei Is A Lovecraftian Horror! My Little Sister Is Kicked In The Nuts, While Her Ass Is Literally A Penis! I Don't Realize It! --- Interesting... --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | Do you like Ginger in your food? | 
| Tom_Joad 10/15/22 6:35:43 PM #9  | Did you know that ginger is an effective preventative remedy for motion sickness (seasickness). --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | Do you like Ginger in your food? | 
| Tom_Joad 10/15/22 6:27:21 PM #6  | Ginger chicken or beef is good. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | Star-studded "Amsterdam" completely BOMBS at the box office. | 
| Tom_Joad 10/15/22 6:26:36 PM #3  | Amsterdam doesn't come out here until 27 October. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | Blonde is best. | 
| Tom_Joad 10/15/22 4:06:00 PM #34  | Blonde?  Here's a little video about this subject. (Bonus points for those that know the source.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9Wi3A3skb0 --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | Really huge and popular media you've NEVER consumed? | 
| Tom_Joad 10/15/22 3:53:58 PM #19  | Game of Thrones. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | CE, try your luck with the Light Novel title generator! | 
| Tom_Joad 10/15/22 2:43:50 PM #38  | My Pet Dog Is The President! My Pet Dog Is A Lovecraftian Horror! --- And here is Cthulhu on Oprah running for President. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pOyXiUwWhQ --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | You going to try the spooky Burger King ghost pepper whopper? | 
| Tom_Joad 10/15/22 1:22:55 PM #93  | NintendoFraud84 posted...  Yep Geez. I get a turkey cutlet, rice, fries, a salad, a shot of espresso, and a 1.5L bottle of water for less than that at the corner cafe here. --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | They just decided to film a feature film outside my house | 
| Tom_Joad 10/15/22 11:28:15 AM #2  | What film is being... filmed? --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | CE, try your luck with the Light Novel title generator! | 
| Tom_Joad 10/15/22 10:13:34 AM #26  | My Pet Dog Writes H-fiction, So I Have Inverted Nipples! My Ass Is Literally A Penis, But Only Because I Still Love My Pet Dog! I Am A Lovecraftian Horror! --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
| Topic | CE, try your luck with the Light Novel title generator! | 
| Tom_Joad 10/15/22 8:00:21 AM #7  | Master_Bass posted...  My Opposite Sex Clone Works For The NSA, While Ojou-sama Is Addicted To Eroge! I Work For The NSA, Because I Am Dead! --- "History shows again and again that nature points out the folly of man. Go go Godzilla!" Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult  | 
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