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Immediately thought of Batman

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National parks will reverse global warming confirmed

Hinakuluiau posted...
We preserve and venerate these paintings of nature and beauty but do nothing to protect the nature and beauty - in fact we actively and passively let companies destroy it slowly.

We preserve and venerate these paintings of nature and beauty but do nothing to protect the nature and beauty - in fact we actively and passively let companies destroy it slowly.

Uh. How many solar panels can you buy for the cost of a can of tomato soup and the cleaning off of glass? Probably. Zero?

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Uh oh the plot thickens

I keep my shit at 78 all winter and that cost me like $2400 last year.

Fine art can fucking burn. Its nothing more than a racket for the rich to get richer.

Deface every single painting if it comes down to it. Shit has no value if we're all dead and it already barely has any value as it is now.

I love seeing you guys get upset over this so much that I'm actually thinking about climate change

It worked, I respect them

Baked Macaroni and Cheese
Ox tails
Black eyed peas
Collard greens
Sweet potato pie
banana pudding

https://www.iflscience.com/an-old-method-of-extracting-snake-venom-with-chicken-anuses-led-to-74-dead-chickens-65618

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"This man has been bitten," a doctor cries, wheeling the patient to an emergency room like he thinks he's Doctor House. "Fetch me the anuses of 75-100 chickens, stat". That is roughly what you could have heard if you found yourself on the anus end of an old snake bite treatment, documented in The Indian Medical Gazette in 1928.

According to the article, a 36-year-old man had stood on a cobra, which had bitten him on the back of his leg. When he arrived at the doctor's office, he was showing no symptoms other than numbness around the puncture wounds. This was likely about to change, however, as the doctor had no antivenom at hand. However, Dr Kubab did have a rather inexhaustible supply of chickens with, more importantly, their inexhaustible supply of buttholes.

Dr Kubab was aware of an old folk practice, which he attributes to being from India but may have earlier roots in 13th century Europe, of getting a live chicken and applying its anus to the wound.

"I applied an indigenous treatment which is much in vogue in the Ratnagiri district. The fang marks were well incised and chickens, one after the other, with their anuses well stretched were applied to the site of the bite."

"The first few chickens dropped down dead within a few minutes."

Kubab kept going with the treatment as the poultry casualty count went through the roof. On chicken number 42, the patient apparently reported that he could feel the suction from the chicken's anus, which was probably a reassuring thing to hear when you have just caused the death of 41 other chickens to little effect.

Kubab claimed that over the three-and-a-quarter-hour treatment, 74 chickens out of 96 met their end by having their buttholes pressed up against a venom-filled wound. Twelve more were thought to be "half-dead" but went on to recover, and another six lost consciousness but rallied from their strange experience too.

"Most of the chickens died within three minutes," Kubab noted. "The strongest suckers were hens in their prime. Hens which had laid eggs were quite useless, and young cocks unsatisfactory."

Snake bites, according to the Kubab, were generally treated like this in the Ratnagiri district in India. The advice is similar to some found in medieval surgeon Henri de Mondeville's unfinished text "La Chirurgie".

"Get someone to suck the bite; the sucker should rinse his mouth with oil or oil and warm wine and rub oil of violets on his lips, and have a full stomach of garlic and nuts," the advice reads, before curveballing hard.

"If no volunteer can be found to suck the wound, pluck feathers from the anus of a rooster or a chicken and place it on the bite until it dies. Then apply more."

Other texts from the same time period advised that pigeons should be favored for the procedure, but if they are not available young chickens, roosters or weasels can be used instead. Whatever you have handy.

However, it's likely that the birds died for naught. "It is difficult to see how so viscid of a substance can be extracted when it is probably buried in the tissues at two spots, about a third of an inch or so away from the sites of the punctures," the editor of the Indian Medical Gazette replied to Kubab. "It is a little difficult to state what these chickens died from."

It's also worth noting that sucking out snake venom is also a terrible idea.

"Although these outdated measures are still widely accepted by the general public," Robert A. Barish, a doctor at the University of Maryland School of Medicine said in a 2002 press release on the topic, WebMD reports, "they may do more harm than good by delaying prompt medical care, contaminating the wound or by damaging nerves and blood vessels".

Getting someone to answer would be a good start

...farts are sentient.

Imagine that.

What made you give up?

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets.

When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really.

At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking - I suggest you try it.

Safari on iOS has adblockers anyway so Im not sure what hes going on about

what is there actually missing from iOS that is only on android right now? The ability to sideload, which for most people here means piracy and emulation.

Fun fact: I don't see any of the ads on this site just using iOS Safari

Most Assholes Say Stupid Dings

SEPTIM

Bio-Organic Viral Inter-Neuro Encephalopathy

It's a really shitty screenwriter's Mad Cow analog.

DICTATE

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How do I talk to someone through a Luigi board?

Forgiven all retro transgressions

PLOPUIP

FUCK

Federation of Anal Retentive Teachers

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