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TopicHow's Russia doing in this Russian-Ukrainian War?
IdiotMachine
01/24/23 6:36:28 PM
#12
Why doesnt Ukraine go on the offensive and start taking Russian territory?

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TopicHow's Russia doing in this Russian-Ukrainian War?
IdiotMachine
01/24/23 6:05:00 PM
#1
I see so many videos from Ukrainian side of how well theyre doing, but Russia seems to just keep coming. Is Russia actually getting hurt by economic blockades and Ukrainians? Will Russia surrender?

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TopicWhich hand do you use to wipe your ass after taking a shit?
IdiotMachine
01/22/23 2:27:26 PM
#4
Is it your dominant hand?

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TopicWhich hand do you use to wipe your ass after taking a shit?
IdiotMachine
01/22/23 12:39:33 PM
#1
Topic.


Which hand do you use (with TP obviously) to wipe your ass?

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TopicGoogle lays off 12k
IdiotMachine
01/20/23 3:05:41 PM
#99
The web search and video sharing giant will offer U.S.-based employees 16 weeks of severance pay plus two weeks for each additional year they've worked at Google, Pichai added.

Thats pretty damn good. If your mid-level and worked 7 years, thats damn near 8 months!

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TopicHow do waiters get paid?
IdiotMachine
01/20/23 8:00:52 AM
#1
Say minimum wage is $16.50/hr, and minimum cash wage is $5.35/hr. This means the employer is required to pay, at most, $16.50/hr to the employee and at least $5.35/hr, right?

For example, if its a really slow day and the waiter worked 8 hours, but only got $50 in tips, $16.50*8-$50=employer pays employee $82 and employee got paid a total of $132.

But if its a really busy day and waiter worked 8 hours and got $800 in tips (5 tables an hour, $100 average bill per table, 20% tip per bill), employer just pays $5.35*8=$42.80 thus employee got $842.80 for the day.

Is this right?

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TopicLiberals: "Cut the military budget!" Also: "Help Ukraine!"
IdiotMachine
01/18/23 11:12:30 PM
#23
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Im pointing out the hypocrisy of the people, and not the politicians.

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TopicLiberals: "Cut the military budget!" Also: "Help Ukraine!"
IdiotMachine
01/18/23 11:07:00 PM
#20
Tyranthraxus posted...
You have no idea how much we spend on the military, do you, TC?
Do you? People here think US spends way too much on military and fail to recognize US spends MORE in healthcare and social systems each; they just like to compare US budget to other countrys budgets. In fact, US already spends more per capita on healthcare.

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TopicLiberals: "Cut the military budget!" Also: "Help Ukraine!"
IdiotMachine
01/18/23 10:59:12 PM
#15
Axiom posted...
Or we can save money on maintenance and production by not replenishing them

Nah let's waste more money on an already bloated military industrial complex
So which is it? We give away our existing hardware to help a good cause, but then never replenish the stock so that when shit happens in another place of our interests, we cant help defend?

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TopicLiberals: "Cut the military budget!" Also: "Help Ukraine!"
IdiotMachine
01/18/23 10:43:19 PM
#12
thronedfire2 posted...
you know we're mostly just giving them old equipment we already wasted money on, not building brand new stuff for them right?
I mean you know it takes money to actually distribute these and also to replenish them, right?

Im all for high military budget btw, so that the US can defend our interests around the world at a moments notice (like were doing with Ukraine and Russia).

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TopicLiberals: "Cut the military budget!" Also: "Help Ukraine!"
IdiotMachine
01/18/23 10:38:30 PM
#7
Tmaster148 posted...
Aiding Ukraine is helping a country from being invaded. The US government spends far more on military than other countries meanwhile social services that the average person benefits from keep getting gutted to increase the military budget.

You can be pro Ukraine aid while also thinking the US spends too much on military.
You see literally why the US does that- proxy wars to win.

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TopicLiberals: "Cut the military budget!" Also: "Help Ukraine!"
IdiotMachine
01/18/23 10:33:56 PM
#1
Incredibly humorous to see liberals always complaining about military budget and then being happy were sending billions worth of military equipment to Ukraine.

Also its incredibly humorous to see conservatives pissed off that the high military budget is actually being used to help destroy our literal enemy (Russia).

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TopicAre male cats better than female cats?
IdiotMachine
01/15/23 9:11:08 PM
#4
I dont want a male pet because when I cuddle, I dont want to accidentally touch their penis.

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TopicSome guy bet $1.4 million on Chargers for a $11k profit last night >_>
IdiotMachine
01/15/23 12:04:24 PM
#20
Obviously he thought it was a sure thing, and the payout shows that the casino also thought it was a sure thing.

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TopicSara Jay trends on Twitter as social media realizes she is ugly
IdiotMachine
01/09/23 6:50:39 PM
#80
I thought Sara Jay Underwood and was like WHAT?!?!?! because SJU is hot as hell.

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TopicIn less than 8 days, I spent ~$1,000 on 12 orders at Amazon.
IdiotMachine
01/08/23 12:00:25 PM
#13
MelbuFrahma4 posted...
Why not use your phone as an alarm instead of buying a Digital Alarm Clock?
My mom wanted a digital alarm clock lol. I bought it for her. I still didnt go over to her house to set it up yet though.

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Topicr/AmITheAsshole seems really sexist.
IdiotMachine
01/08/23 11:44:03 AM
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If the OP is a guy, hes the asshole, but if the OP is a gal, shes not the asshole.

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TopicIn less than 8 days, I spent ~$1,000 on 12 orders at Amazon.
IdiotMachine
01/08/23 11:32:06 AM
#9
Bishop_Hastur posted...
Last big purchase I made was $319 for a 2000w 12v pure sine wave inverter.
For what? Solar panels?

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TopicIn less than 8 days, I spent ~$1,000 on 12 orders at Amazon.
IdiotMachine
01/08/23 11:00:37 AM
#7
rexcrk posted...
Oof
I mean I didn't make this topic to brag; almost everything on there is something I need, and not a "luxury" / fun purchase.

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TopicIn less than 8 days, I spent ~$1,000 on 12 orders at Amazon.
IdiotMachine
01/08/23 10:57:10 AM
#4
SSJGrimReaper posted...
That's a lot of balls!
Yea I actually have no idea how many balls are needed. The ball pit comes with 50 balls, but reviews say that's nowhere enough. 200 balls were $25, so I bought two...

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TopicIn less than 8 days, I spent ~$1,000 on 12 orders at Amazon.
IdiotMachine
01/08/23 10:53:20 AM
#1
Items, since 1/1:
  1. Potato masher: $24.33
  2. 2x Lotion: $17.46
  3. 4650W Generator: $283.34
  4. 25ft NEMA L5-30P Generator Cable: $58.17
  5. Digital Alarm Clock: $27.55
  6. Surge Protector: $16.93
  7. Air bed: $78.97
  8. Baby Sleep Sack: $28.57
  9. JB Weld Epoxy, Putty Stick, Exhaust Pipe, Gas Hose: $72.76
  10. Two play pens, one ball pit, 400 balls: $242.73
  11. TP-Link Travel Router: $42.79
  12. Stroller rain cover: $18.87


omg

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TopicAmazon is so damn slow now. What's going on?
IdiotMachine
01/07/23 8:56:08 PM
#6
Its like the weirdest thing. I bought a big ass 9kW generator off of Amazon and it came literally next day; but a tube of JB Weld putty took 4 days. Both were shipped and sold by Amazon with Prime shipping.

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TopicAmazon is so damn slow now. What's going on?
IdiotMachine
01/07/23 8:52:34 PM
#1
Used to be a day or two, but now its like at least 3 days, with some items taking like a week. Were past Covid now; why is it so slow?

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TopicIm at Great Clips and there's this bald guy getting a hair cut.
IdiotMachine
01/06/23 12:34:38 PM
#4
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I mean cant you just shave it at home if you dont want your hair styled but rather just gone?

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TopicIm at Great Clips and there's this bald guy getting a hair cut.
IdiotMachine
01/06/23 12:31:49 PM
#1
..why do you need to pay $15 for a haircut if youre bald?

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TopicPrince Harry caused Taliban to have a meltdown calling his kills chess pieces.
IdiotMachine
01/06/23 9:42:57 AM
#3
Fuck the Taliban.

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TopicWhatever happened to Kanye?
IdiotMachine
01/06/23 9:37:18 AM
#7
Mensis posted...
Did you miss that he was praising Hitler on infowars a few weeks ago?
Thats what I meant by antisemitism. Now, he seems to have just disappeared. What happened?

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TopicWhatever happened to Kanye?
IdiotMachine
01/06/23 7:56:18 AM
#1
Rapper became famous, has a huge ego, crashes that Swift in her speech, says Bush doesnt care about black people, says more random stuff, changes name to Ye, becomes antisemitic, doubles down on antisemitism, loses all his contracts, disappears?

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TopicNew Year possibly starting with a Final Destination death
IdiotMachine
01/02/23 8:13:22 PM
#8
GranolaPanic posted...
Thats horrible. I cant imagine a worse way to die.
Drowning under a grate where the water level is just half an inch above the grate seems worse, and that took me like 5 seconds to think about a more worse way to die.

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TopicHow do IT people even take vacations?
IdiotMachine
01/01/23 4:34:53 PM
#21
So at my job, our IT department is of about 600 employees, and I have no idea what they do and why we need so much IT personnel. Of those 600 employees, Ive only ever talked to like 20 experts who know everything about a specific discipline I needed their help in, in setting up a web-based COTS program (cybersecurity, SQL database, Apache web server, etc.).

When one of them was out, and the one system happen to go down during the pilot, I couldnt find a replacement (even with the IT management help) that knew how to fix it and the entire project was on a standstill until he came back.

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TopicHow do IT people even take vacations?
IdiotMachine
01/01/23 4:18:42 PM
#13
Ivany2008 posted...
Because companies don't work 24/7? We have normal hours like anyone else. If we close our doors at 6, we might stay until 7 or 8, but after that we clock out just like anyone else.

If its a networking position where people have to come in after hours, they just adjust their schedule. So they still work the same amount of hours, just move those hours around.
What large company doesnt run 24/7?

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TopicHow do IT people even take vacations?
IdiotMachine
01/01/23 4:04:27 PM
#5
Irony posted...
Probably by having more than one employee

Heineken14 posted...
Because we almost always have other people on the team that will still be there.
Well yea, but it always seems like shit hits the fan when that one go-getter that knows everything is not in the office.

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TopicHow do IT people even take vacations?
IdiotMachine
01/01/23 4:00:57 PM
#1
IT needs to be a 24/7 operation, and it constantly breaks down. I feel like if youre in IT operations, youll just always be on call.

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TopicI go to Chinese buffets to eat fries and pizza
IdiotMachine
01/01/23 2:04:06 PM
#3
I have to try at least 1 slice of pizza to see just how bad iti s.

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TopicI had my first package ever stolen.
IdiotMachine
01/01/23 2:03:15 PM
#4
itachi15243 posted...
Have you contacted Amazon about this yet? From what I hear it's best to just not even touch the box and immediately talk to them.
Yea, they just refunded me the whole amount. I re-ordered it.

kingdrake2 posted...
other... porch pirate

put the lotion on the skin or get the hose again.
Nah, I have cameras all over my property; it was not a porch pirate.

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TopicI had my first package ever stolen.
IdiotMachine
01/01/23 1:59:32 PM
#1
Who stole it?



I ordered a 2-pk of lotion:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005IHN52A/

When it got delivered, the package was sliced opened (not torn; whoever took it deliberately sliced it open carefully so that you can't really see it), and there was nothing inside when I checked.

Who do you think stole this?

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TopicAnyone own a timeshare? Thinking about buying one.
IdiotMachine
12/31/22 8:41:10 PM
#18
Smashingpmkns posted...
Fixed week fixed location timeshares are an incredibly dated concept within the industry. Most other companies have moved onto points based destination vacations.

Ive read that the points are even more worthless because:

IdiotMachine posted...
Its not a floating nor points based timeshare, which I read sucks because- a) everyone already gets the best floating weeks before you even have a chance to get one, and b) everyone already gets the best points or start a bidding war where the amount of points you have is now too little for the prime travel times/locations.


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TopicAnyone own a timeshare? Thinking about buying one.
IdiotMachine
12/31/22 8:16:50 PM
#15
Cocytus posted...
This. Only do it if you are damn sure you are going to use it and this is what you want. But honestly you'd be better off saving up and buying a second home somewhere for the same money.
I cant buy a 2nd home for $1 or $900/yr lol

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TopicAnyone own a timeshare? Thinking about buying one.
IdiotMachine
12/31/22 8:16:20 PM
#14
Smashingpmkns posted...
I used to work for a timeshare company. Before you buy it, think about why someone would sell it for $1.

Agreed, so I asked:

IdiotMachine posted...
Of course, the age old question why is the seller selling it then?. He said he moved and now has to fly out vs a road trip, and its just not worth flying every year for the location, and he doesnt want to keep paying the maintenance fee. This makes sense, though no clue if hes making shit up.

Do you have any insights? What recurring fees are there in a timeshare except for the maintenance fee and special assessment fees that I asked the seller about.

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TopicAnyone own a timeshare? Thinking about buying one.
IdiotMachine
12/31/22 7:44:12 PM
#8
NeonTentacles posted...
Literally the only thing I've heard about timeshares is that you should never own a timeshare lol
Me too, and I still believe that for new timeshares where youre going to have to pay like $20k for one. But in this case, where Im essentially getting one for free, and maintenance cost is cheaper vs a hotel? Im not seeing a negative here

Of course, the age old question why is the seller selling it then?. He said he moved and now has to fly out vs a road trip, and its just not worth flying every year for the location, and he doesnt want to keep paying the maintenance fee. This makes sense, though no clue if hes making shit up.

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TopicAnyone own a timeshare? Thinking about buying one.
IdiotMachine
12/31/22 7:32:33 PM
#4
Its not a floating nor points based timeshare, which I read sucks because- a) everyone already gets the best floating weeks before you even have a chance to get one, and b) everyone already gets the best points or start a bidding war where the amount of points you have is now too little for the prime travel times/locations.

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TopicAnyone own a timeshare? Thinking about buying one.
IdiotMachine
12/31/22 7:30:58 PM
#3
VampireCoyote posted...
dont do it
Why not?

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TopicAnyone own a timeshare? Thinking about buying one.
IdiotMachine
12/31/22 7:30:14 PM
#1
Off a resale website for $1. Deeded, fixed week in the summer (July), 4 bedroom/4 bathroom unit, 2023 maintenance cost $900/yr (prepaid by seller); maintenance cost increases at an average rate of 7% per year, and there were no special assessment fees in the years owned by the current seller.

We go to this vacation area once a year (except 2020/2021 due to Covid), and now that we have a kid and have a desire to travel with our parents (so they can watch our kid while we have fun lol), this is starting to make more sense at ~$130/day (vs what would cost at least $300/day for two rooms at a hotel during peak season).

And once our kid(s) grow up / our parents can no longer travel in 5-10 years time, just re-sell the timeshare for $1+closing+transfer cost (no clue how much this is; thoughts?).

Anyone have experience with timeshare? Anyone see a flaw in this logic?

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Topicone thing i really love about FF7R is how they expanded jessie, biggs and wedge
IdiotMachine
12/31/22 1:41:29 PM
#11
creativerealms posted...
He means Biggs and Jessie surviving the game.
Wait what? Jessie survives? Did they release a new game or something?

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Topicone thing i really love about FF7R is how they expanded jessie, biggs and wedge
IdiotMachine
12/31/22 1:31:35 PM
#6
Giant_Aspirin posted...
yeah but that whole death fakeout was really lazy writing
??? Who faked?

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TopicWho's got the Covid Bivalent vaccine?
IdiotMachine
12/31/22 1:30:33 PM
#7
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

lol

I mean why today? Its going to suck not being able to celebrate tonight / tomorrow.

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TopicWho's got the Covid Bivalent vaccine?
IdiotMachine
12/31/22 1:27:37 PM
#4
Cheater87 posted...
Just got it today.
On New Years Eve?

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TopicWho's got the Covid Bivalent vaccine?
IdiotMachine
12/31/22 1:19:34 PM
#1
Topic.


Did you get your shot of the newest booster? Why or why not?

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TopicIt's almost 2023; how come cars still don't come with dash cams?
IdiotMachine
12/30/22 6:33:21 PM
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Literally only the POS Teslas have them.

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